These are two of the most wonderful lines of dialogue I've ever heard today, and they are incredibly profound. The security guard, who was at least 1.9 meters tall, said to Nana with disdain: Lao Tzu sees that you are a woman and does not have the same knowledge as you, don't fucking give a shame, otherwise Lao Tzu will not mind playing with you in front of a few little white faces behind you; Yu Nana replied like this: Yo he, my mother likes you the most for not having a long body. Forced, but still have to pretend to be something ......

——From Shook "Mein Kampf"

"Hello brothers, I am the general manager of Hutong Trading Company, and I came here once yesterday."

The four security guards took a box of cigarettes handed over by Huang Zhong with a big grin, threw it on the table, and the tallest and strongest security guard glanced at Huang Zhong from head to toe with disdain, and asked lightly.

"You, do you have an appointment? No, I see that you have a good attitude, okay, you write down your contact information and the name and department of the person you are looking for in this notebook, and you will be notified when the time comes. ”

The corners of Huang Zhong's mouth twitched slightly, he had always known that it was difficult to enter the door here, and he had eaten closed door soup a few times before. But in the past, he really would contact the financial people here in advance, so he usually went in with a pack of cigarettes, and came directly on impulse today, but I didn't expect the security guard to have this attitude. He clearly remembered that he gave these security guards a good cigarette of hundreds yesterday, thinking that the king of Hades would be difficult to see the little ghost, so he would build a good relationship first, but he didn't expect the other party to turn his face and not recognize people.

"This, this brother, I didn't come yesterday, you forgot? What a ......?"

His prompt worked, and several of the security guards stopped chatting and turned their heads to stare at him, and for a long time, a security guard with a belly at least as fat as a woman in six months of pregnancy grinned and gently tapped the baton in his hand in the palm of his hand.

"Get out of your paralysis, who knows if you came here yesterday, what's the matter, why don't you remember what the other is, hurry up, if you don't roll, brothers, get this bastard to the small black room next to it, add vegetables today, Lao Tzu is in for a treat."

The four security guards laughed and surrounded him, Huang Zhong's face was red and blue for a while, and he smiled and stepped back, but the other party obviously didn't want him to leave so easily. Paralyzed, Huang Zhong was sad and angry, his heart was horizontal, he took out his wallet, held it in his hand, opened the wallet with one hand, and hurriedly pulled out the hundred-yuan bill. He knew that he couldn't get out without bleeding, where was the security guard, and the bandits were pretty much the same.

"Mr. Huang, what are you doing here?"

The four security guards smiled and took the large handful of banknotes stuffed by Huang Zhong, which was at least about 1,000 yuan. They are extremely vicious, but they are very cunning, this kind of behavior is a sideline of the law, it can be said that Huang Zhong took it out by himself to make some connections, if they go to get Huang Zhong's wallet by themselves, it is a proper robbery charge. They each stuffed the money into their trouser pockets, and then looked back at the people who had just shouted, and they were very interested in sending another tip.

Xiao Gou and Yu Nana stood at the door, the two of them have been making rapid progress recently, Lang Qing's concubine whispered so sweet that it was enviable, it was Xiao Ke who asked, he put his hands in his jacket pockets, tilted his head slightly, and was a little puzzled by Huang Zhong's behavior. Before he crossed over, his identity as a student of the Academy of Magic walked outside and naturally brought a group of evil people, and no gang gangster would be stupid enough to provoke them; After coming to Earth to learn to read, I have watched a lot of TV and books, but after all, it is superficial, and my understanding of some of the dark sides of society is very poor.

"What is the matter with you, sir? The entrance to the supermarket is in front, which is the office area, and it is forbidden for idle people to enter. ”

The pot-bellied security guard, who believes in "salute first and then soldier", pushed the other three people, and he staggered to Shock. The society has been mixed for a long time, and the big-bellied security guards know what the so-called mixed fish and dragons mean, for Huang Zhong, they basically know the roots, at least the supermarket can be in arrears and not give money, it is very telling that the problem is very obvious, and other unfamiliar people always have to touch the situation, haven't you heard of being angry and making money.

"Big brother, big brother, I, we are together, let's go, let's go, Xiao Ke, let's go."

Taking advantage of the fact that a few people diverted their attention, Huang Zhong hurriedly ran over, and according to himself, he ran out of the door directly, and people on the street felt safe. But Xiao Ke and the three people were handed over to him by Wang Zhijian, and if he didn't look at the monk's face, he couldn't throw down the three Xiao Ke, he could only beat the drum in his heart, and begged the big-bellied security guard for mercy with a smile on his face.

Hearing this, the pot-bellied security guard turned around and blinked, and the three security guards surrounded him again. Since it's with the soft egg of the trading company, it's easy to look at the posture of a small follower. There are still twenty or thirty hundred yuan in the soft egg wallet just now, so it's good to get more out and go to the foot washing room at night to enjoy it.

This side is surrounded, Huang Zhong's face is more ugly than stepping on a piece of shit, Xiao Gou inadvertently saw the situation here, and immediately Nunu mouthed, and Yu Nana looked at this side while chatting with a smile.

Pulling the yellow bell, Xiao Ke said softly.

"Huang Zhong, what the hell is going on, aren't we here to collect money, what is the point of you giving them money?"

"Collect your paralysis money, Lao Tzu thinks you are thieves, second, you go to the police station, and say that we caught a few stealers, and the brothers are a little heavier, let them come and carry people away."

The big-bellied security guard put a heart in his stomach, although his words were vicious, but his face was always smiling like a Buddha, Huang Zhong secretly scolded a smiling tiger, and he really wanted to despair about Xiao Ke's idiocy. Watching a security guard walk towards the service desk, and the thick batons in the hands of the other three, his calves and stomach trembled.

"A few big brothers, there is something to say, there is something to say, I will pay for everyone to drink at night, my little brother is not sensible and said the wrong thing, please forgive and forgive a few big brothers."

The immortal Xiao Ke answered, and he finally understood.

"Blackmail, they're blackmailing you, Mr. Huang."

Total, always your mother's head, Mr. Huang was so confused by these words that he almost fainted. Originally, when it came to money, the faces of the three security guards softened a little, and the security guard who called over there just carried the microphone in his hand and didn't dial, now it's okay, you will offend to death, paralysis, today is a bad year, I didn't look at the yellow calendar, I really shouldn't go out.

"Yo, you steal things, you dare to say that the old men are blackmailing, kneel down and you are paralyzed."

Saying that, the pot-bellied security guard raised his hand and slapped him towards Xiao Ke, this kind of unobstructed little white face is the most annoying, I don't want to teach him a lesson today, hey, how did he know that Ma Wangye actually had three eyes. Huang Zhong was about to cry, he grabbed Xiao Ke and was about to pull him behind him, he was in good health, he could stand the beating, and it was a big deal to go into the police station and carry Wang Zhijian out.

To Huang Zhong's surprise, he didn't be able to move Xiao Ke very hard, but he stumbled a step, if it wasn't for Xiao Ke to support him, maybe he would have fallen headlong. As Huang Zhong expected, just when he was lame, the slap sounded loudly, Nima, he put his hand in his trouser pocket and touched his mobile phone, and began to dial Wang Zhijian's number from memory.

I definitely don't dare to take out my mobile phone, and if I take it out, I really have to be killed by those security guards, and now it's over to endure it. However, why was Xiao Ke still in front of him, Huang Zhong was a little surprised, why didn't he react after taking a beat. He raised his head, and the pediatrician stood motionless, but the big-bellied security guard covered his face and took several steps back, looking at himself and Xiao Ke viciously.

"What do you see?"

As he spoke, Xiao Ke's figure flickered, and he stepped in front of the big-bellied security guard, waved his hand, slapped him on his fat face several times in a row, and then flashed, he retreated in front of Huang Zhong again, and looked coldly at the other two security guards who had not come back to their senses. A little farther away, the tallest security guard who was on the phone was still carrying the microphone, looking at a loss.

"Brother Gou, that's up to you, Yu Nana will help watch and let Brother Gou practice his hands."

Pointing to the service desk, Xiao Ke retracted his gaze, these people are probably the doglegs mentioned on the TV, since they met today, they must not be let go.

"Get on your knees."

From the first sentence to the present, Xiao Ke's tone has always been gentle and elegant, neither scary muscles nor the posture of a martial arts master, but the more this is the case, the more cold the three security guards are in their hearts, and they themselves don't know why. As for Huang Zhong, he was stupid now, and he didn't even notice a silk thread hanging from the corner of his mouth, and he found that he seemed to understand a little bit of why Wang Zhijian asked Xiao Ke to follow him.

"Brothers, let's go together, paralyzed, bastards have nimble hands and feet, everyone be careful."

Squinting his eyes, ignoring the puffiness of his left and right cheeks, the pot-bellied security guard rushed over in a few steps, and the baton was raised high and slashed straight at Xiao Ke's head, if it fell into place, it would be a severe concussion at worst.

Let you come in a thousand ways, and I will only go one way. In the exclamation of Huang Zhong's hugging head, Xiao Ke did not dodge in the slightest, raised his hand and slapped it again, as if he was much slower than the movements of the pot-bellied security guard.

Nima's, fan, fan, fan, Lao Tzu let you fan, a ferocity flashed in the eyes of the big-bellied security guard, and the strength on his hand increased again. It is foreseeable that when his baton falls on the top of Xiao Baimian's head in front of him, Xiao Baiyan's arms may not be rounded yet, and he has not been a soldier for a few years!

Life is always full of countless accidents, which is why life is so exciting. The pot-bellied security guard doesn't like accidents, but the reason why an accident is an accident is because it is not transferred by human will.

Seeing that the baton in his hand was getting closer and closer to the top of the bastard's head in front of him, but the pot-bellied security guard had never figured it out in the rest of his life, Xiao Ke's arm was directly pulled sideways from the side and landed accurately on his face. Until he received this slap, the baton was still so far away from the top of his head - paralysis, this is the farthest distance in the world, he suddenly thought of this popular phrase when the pot-bellied security guard was pumped upside down.

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