Chapter 418: Three Days to Learn Divine Sense Rune Paper?
Xie Yanglong snatched the "Taoist Fu Sutra" in my hand, and then quickly browsed it.
"I'm the next Olympian! There's really a divine sense rune paper! The dead fat man exclaimed as he flipped through it: "There are not only divine sense runes, but also many awesome runes!" Good book, brother! ”
I was smug and said, "Now you should believe it, it won't take me much time to learn the Divine Sense Rune Paper." ”
"Brother, can you give me a copy of this thing?" Xie Yanglong's eyes widened, flipping through the book, his appearance was like seeing a puppy with flesh and bones, and he was almost drooling his tongue.
I decisively refused, saying, "No." ”
Xie Yanglong immediately lowered his face and said, "Still not brothers?" Don't share this little thing? ”
I snatched the "Taoist Fu Sutra" and quickly put it away, I said, "No, no, no, no negotiable!" ”
"Why?" Xie Yanglong looked bitter.
I said, "Because this thing is old-fashioned, if he is willing to learn it from you, I will naturally give it to you, but I don't think it is likely that the old way will let you learn this thing, so ......"
"Is it you giving it to me or is it for me to be given to me?" Xie Yanglong said impatiently, "Isn't this book in your hands now?" Why are you still bothering with that stinky Taoist priest? ”
I said, "Anyway, I won't give it to you without the consent of the old way." ”
"And now you take his things, do you have his permission?"
I squeaked a few times and said, "Of course I have his permission!" ”
Xie Yanglong took a few times and said, "Hehe, who said that he went to someone's dormitory to find it before?" ”
I said, "No matter what you say, I just won't give it to you anyway, don't blame me for being ruthless, I just think that you are not suitable for this thing, I don't give it to you, it's for your own good." ”
"Okay, okay, miser, let's not talk about that, let's get back to business." Xie Yanglong sighed helplessly and said, "If you want me to say, even if you have this secret, it will be difficult for you to learn the Divine Sense Rune Paper in a short period of time, if I remember correctly, the master of the stinky Taoist priest has studied this thing for most of his life, but he still hasn't been able to learn it." ”
I couldn't help but wonder and asked, "How do you know that the old Taoist master hasn't learned the Divine Sense Rune Paper?" ”
"When I first entered the industry, I met that stinky Taoist priest, and it was at that time that I heard that stinky Taoist priest talk about it." Xie Yanglong looked puzzled and said: "It's strange to say, Shangqing's dead old man, the exercises are unfathomable, but after studying for so many years, he hasn't been able to learn the Divine Sense Rune Paper, don't you say it's strange?" ”
"Hehe......" I said a few times, perfunctory said, "Maybe people don't want to learn." ”
Now I'm afraid that only me, Lao Dao, and Xuanyun know why Shangqing Daoist people can't learn the Divine Sense Rune Paper, because the Divine Sense Rune Paper is the most rigid and righteous rune, and the old guy in Shangqing, on the surface, is a highly respected Taoist priest, but in fact he is a heinous demon god of the underworld.
He has learned very yin and evil exercises, naturally he can't learn this supreme yang divine sense rune paper, if he really learns this rune paper, I am afraid it will conflict with the exercises on his body, and finally end up in a madness.
I think that the purpose of his study of this Divine Sense Talisman is probably not to learn it, but to prevent that one day, someone will use this rune paper against him, and he will study this rune paper thoroughly and find the weakness of this rune paper, then he will not be afraid that others will use this rune paper against him.
However, it seems that he hasn't been able to study the rune paper thoroughly, otherwise, the last time Lao Dao attacked him with the Divine Sense Rune paper, it would have been impossible to kill him.
"Hey, you're really that confident?" Xie Yanglong asked me suddenly.
I said, "What is self-confidence?" ”
Xie Yanglong said: "You are interested in mastering the essence of this divine sense rune paper, you said that you can learn this rune paper in a short time." ”
I said, "Of course, in this situation, it has to be done, and in the next few days, I will concentrate on studying this rune paper, hoping to get rid of this thing in three days." ”
"Three days!" Xie Yanglong exclaimed in surprise and said, "Do you think you are learning to fart?" ”
I ignored his ridicule and said seriously, "In three days, I will call you, and then, if I haven't learned it, I won't ask you to help me kill the god of the underworld, how about it?" ”
Xie Yanglong said: "Okay, if you can't learn it after three days, how about going to the Yin and Yang Boundary with me?" ”
I said, "That's a deal!" ”
"Okay, then you get out of the car, I'm going home, it's so late now, if I go back later, I'm afraid I'll be abused by that woman again."
I smiled and said, "Brother, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know blessings, Ye Ling'er is a good girl, she can go to the hall and the kitchen, and in modern society, she is already a rare animal-level existence." ”
", stop rambling!" As he spoke, Xie Yanglong was about to kick me out of the car with his thick legs.
At this moment, something important suddenly occurred to me, I almost forgot to buy food for the Spirit Pupil! I've been in my dorm all day, and I'm definitely hungry now, and I promised him before I left that I'd buy him a big box of bowls.
So I hurriedly said to Xie Yanglong: "Brother, I suddenly thought of something, can you take me to Nanting now?" ”
"It's so late, why are you going to Nanting?"
I said, "Buy a bowl." ”
Xie Yanglong said: "I'm the second Ao, are you crazy, in the middle of the night, you ran to buy a bowl?" ”
I said, "I'll tell you the truth, I've taken in a little ghost, and that guy eats porcelain in addition to eating people, so I'll have to go buy him some food now, or he'll get up hungry and eat one of my legs in the middle of the night." ”
"Oh? What imp? ”
I said, "He said that he was called Ghost Pupil, and I thought the ghost word was ugly, so I helped him change his name to Lingpupil." ”
"Oni Hitomi?" Xie Yanglong was stunned for a moment and said, "Brother, then you have to take it easy, don't say I didn't remind you, I advise you to kill him quickly." ”
"Why?"
Xie Yanglong said: "I have also seen that thing, it is both good and evil, unpredictable, but it is not as faithful as a puppy, maybe that day, he will sell you, so you still hurry up and destroy him, even if you don't destroy it, you shouldn't take him in." ”
I thought about it for a while, and felt that Xie Yanglong had some truth in what he said, that night, that guy suddenly climbed into my bed, and I don't know what he was here for, maybe he really came to eat me.
However, then I thought about it, in fact, that guy is quite pitiful, if I drive him away now, I'm afraid it will be too impersonal, so I finally decided that when the East Eleventh dormitory building reappears on the first day of the next month, I will send him back, and this is the best way to deal with it, after all, it is not a few days before the first day of the next month.
So I said, "Dead fat man, you should take me to Nanting for a trip, he hasn't done anything unfavorable to me yet, so I can't be cruel to him first." ”
Xie Yanglong pointed at my head and snorted coldly, and said, "By the time he is unfavorable to you, I'm afraid you will already be hanging!" ”
I said, "Anyway, I can't do something that goes against my conscience first." ”
"Okay, I know you, you're too kind-hearted, you, for being a friend, are the best choice, for being an enemy, you are also the best choice."
"Why is it the best choice to be an enemy?" I asked.
Xie Yanglong said: "Because you are too good, if you are an enemy, it is naturally best to win you, if you can't win you, as long as you show a pitiful appearance, it is estimated that you will be soft-hearted, and you will let people go, so even if you lose, you will not die, what is this not the best choice?" ”
I snorted a few times and said, "If you are my enemy, I will stab you with a sword without saying a word, and skewer you into meatballs and barbecue." ”
Xie Yanglong said: "Don't talk about it, I think I'll take you to Nanting." With that, he started the car, then turned the steering wheel and drove to Nanting.
When I came to Nanting, I found a supermarket that was open 24 hours a day, then bought a large box of porcelain bowls, put them in Xie Yanglong's car, and went back to the dormitory.
Soon, we were back at the door of the dormitory where we had been arguing all along.
I said thank you to Xie Yanglong, then moved the box of bowls out of the car, and then went back to the dormitory.
At this time, Xie Yanglong's voice came from behind, and he shouted to me: "Stinky boy, why don't you let me go to your dormitory and sit?" ”
I turned around, smiled faintly, and said, "Are you worried about my pet?" I'm telling you, you can go up, but don't intimidate him, he's actually quite cowardly. ”
Xie Yanglong agreed, then registered at the security booth and went to the dormitory with me.
At this time, it was already more than three o'clock in the evening, the dormitory building was silent, the lights were blind, and it was a little inconvenient to walk.
Xie Yanglong and I finally went up to the sixth floor and came to the door of my dormitory, and then I gave Xie Yanglong the key and asked him to open the door for me, because I was holding a box of bowls in my hand, which was not very convenient.
Xie Yanglong opened the door, then reached out to turn on the light, and asked me again, "Where is your pet?" Why is he nowhere to be seen? ”
I said, "What about being locked in a cupboard by me?" The cabinet covered with rune paper was inside. ”
Xie Yanglong immediately laughed and said, "It seems that you are not as innocent as I imagined, you are also very protective of that thing, and you even locked it, haha!" ”
I ignored his words, and only said, "If you want to see it, go and open the lock yourself, the yellow one is the one that opened the lock on the cabinet." ”
When Xie Yanglong heard what I said, he quickly found the key, and then he was about to open the lock of the cabinet.
I put down the bowl and said, "Before you open the cabinet door, you'd better knock on the door so that you don't scare him." ”
Xie Yanglong couldn't help but laugh and said with a smile: "Yo, you really think he is human, and you even have to knock on the door!" ”
However, he had knocked on the cabinet door a few times before he could unlock it.
But as soon as he unlocked it, he couldn't help but be stunned, and his expression suddenly became solemn.
When I saw him like this, I immediately asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Xie Yanglong said: "That animal-life is gone......
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be surprised, so I hurriedly walked over and saw that there was an extra hole in the back of the cabinet!
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