Chapter 64: Is This Okay?
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At around 10 o'clock in the evening of the same day, near the gate of the Buzhou official office. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Xianggong, are you going to go frontally?" Lu Xueyu was sweating profusely and looked at Buchen, who had already disguised himself as Master Liang, and asked.
Buchen straightened the collar of his clothes, coughed twice, and nodded after confirming that it was basically fine: "The husband is a dignified court official, and behind the official office is the husband's current home, so it is natural for the husband to go frontal!" ”
The corners of Lu Xueyu's mouth twitched, although what Buchen said was right, she still felt a little unreliable.
"Maybe I've just been a thief for too long?" She said to herself.
Buchen looked at her with a smile and said softly, "Don't worry, it's definitely no problem." After a while, according to what we agreed between us, I will know you and secret, let's sneak in in with both prongs, I will be responsible for inquiring where the dog official put the bottle that week, you are responsible for picking it up, if anyone approaches, I will use this official skin to send it for you. ”
Lu Xueyu nodded: "Then the slave will lurk first?" ”
"Go, go, go! Listen to my code in a moment! As he spoke, Buchen stretched out his hand and patted Lu Xueyu's buttocks.
"Xianggong!" Lu Xueyu snorted at Buchen Jiao with some annoyance, although Buchen couldn't catch her, but it was common for her to take advantage of her unpreparedness every once in a while, which made her feel unguarded.
Buchen just smiled evilly, but didn't speak.
Lu Xueyu was a little angry, but she had no choice but to do what Buchen said, jumped on the roof, and she planned to quietly approach the state government under the cover of the surrounding houses.
Buchen watched her figure disappear, and raised the hand that slapped Lu Xueyu's ass just now to smell it and feel the fragrance of the beauty, but he smelled the smell of wine. Because Liang Guojie was drunk just now, his clothes naturally have a strong taste of alcohol! Buchen raised his hand to smell the fragrance that didn't exist, and naturally he would pour a nose of wine.
Buchen instantly felt a little unappetizing, and regretted changing into Liang Guojie's clothes. Originally, with such a face, as long as you wear clothes casually, you can blend into the official office, why do you have to do this?
After the interest was lost, Buchen did not delay any longer, pretending to be drunk and walked towards the official office in one step.
Because the high-quality officials of Seris are all liuguan, their homes are not nearby, so not only Zhizhou wants to live in the official office, but also the second officials in the state like Liang Zhushu also live in the official office, but they don't live in the same courtyard as Zhizhou.
Buchen walked to the door, stretched out his hand and smashed the vermilion lacquer door of the official office with a crackle!
Lu Xueyu, who was approaching the roof next to him, saw him behave like this, and he was so frightened that he almost fell off the roof, for no other reason, he was a three-year-old child in Seris, and he knew that the door of the yamen was not open on weekdays, even if he went out or returned from Zhizhou, he would go through the side door next to him, only in some special circumstances, such as when he greeted the messenger from the center of the imperial court, he would open the middle door, and he didn't know about this section at all!
Sure enough, within a moment, the voice of the official on duty sounded scolding: "Where did you come from? Dare to knock on the door, is this trying to beg for a beating?! ”
Buchen knew that something was wrong as soon as he heard this, but he was not the kind of person who would panic immediately if he missed it, so he immediately raised his throat and said stiffly: "Let your mother's dog stinky fart, quickly open the door for Lao Tzu, otherwise I will tell Zhou Zhizhou and break your dog's legs!" Let you go home and eat by yourself! ”
The officer on duty was startled when he heard this voice, isn't this Master Liang? This one is drunk again?
"Open the door! Otherwise, I'm going to kick it!" Buchen threatened angrily.
The official on duty suddenly became excited, and he didn't dare to delay any longer, opened the side door and ran out, and when he saw Buchen, he immediately cried and said with a sad face: "Ouch, Master Liang, why are you old man drunk again?" Don't knock, that door won't open, come, go this way! ”
Buchen pretended to be drunk and hazy, but he didn't follow: "I don't!" I'm going to go through this door. ”
The officer on duty didn't bother to talk nonsense with him as a drunk, grabbed his arm, and forced him into the small door on the side.
"I'll go, it's okay?!" Lu Xueyu, who was watching on the roof on one side, couldn't close her mouth in surprise.
After entering the small door, Buchen pretended to stand unsteadily, and fell on the official with a stumble, he was quite large, and he was not parried by the official who was only one meter and six years old, and was immediately pressed to the ground by Buchen.
"You're useless, you can't even support yourself!" Buchen scolded and scolded, and was about to stand up with his hands to support the officer, but he only half of the support and then fell down again, and the officer was almost vomiting blood when he was smashed by him, and shouted hoarsely: "Come and help the handle!" Master Liang, I can't help it alone! ”
A moment later, footsteps sounded, and several officials in official uniforms ran closer.
"I said, Zeng Laosan, isn't Master Liang in love with you? Want to take you to bed? ”
The sinister servant looked at the two people who were stacked on the ground, and immediately laughed.
"Whew!" The official named Zeng Laosan on the ground spat out, "Wang Er, I usually invite you to eat and drink, and that's how you repay me now?" ”
After all, the sinister servant with a bad mouth was short in eating people, and he couldn't afford to be scolded, so he had to accompany the smiling face and others to pull Buchen up from Zeng Laosan.
One of the officials looked at the drunken and unconscious ministers, and proposed: "Master Liang can't go back if he wants to, so let's send him back, right?" ”
"You love to send this guy, you send it, anyway, I won't send it!" Zeng Laosan said angrily, he can't wait to stay away from this drunkard now.
"But I can't help him alone!" How can the officials accept it?
"But if you throw him here, the cold and the cold will fall to the root of the disease, and he will sue Zhizhou, we are afraid that we will not be able to eat and walk around." Wang Er said with a frown.
As soon as a few people summed up, they found that they had to send Buchen, so they had to drive Buchen to the back house with a bitter face.
Lu Xueyu, who was watching this scene on the roof, was completely speechless, as long as he pretended to be drunk, he didn't even have to walk, as for the suspicion or something, others couldn't see it at all, this trick was a little too awesome, right?
Lu Meizi secretly decided in her heart that if she had the opportunity in the future, she would definitely use the trick of pretending to be drunk.
The officials walked for a few minutes with Buchen on their feet, and came to the door of a small courtyard in the back house, where there was no doubt that this was the residence of the master of Liang.
Wang Er stepped forward and patted the door, and said loudly: "Master Liang's house, under Wang Er, Master Liang has just drunk outside the yamen, no one to help, I am afraid that he will be cold, so I will send him here, hurry up and open the door to help him!" ”
Soon there was the sound of footsteps in the small courtyard, and a moment later, a woman who was a little colorful, scantily dressed, and looked like she had been a kiln sister before opened the door.
"Well, I'll leave this to me!" The woman said with a cold face, not at all thanking these officials.
Several officials already knew that this was the result, and they didn't talk nonsense at the moment, so they directly handed the minister to the woman, although the woman was not tall and looked soft and weak, but she seemed to have the strength to take the minister.
It's just that the three bearded men are a little embarrassed, and in order to avoid being ridiculed by this woman, they casually slipped away.
"Hmph, a few useless, just beating people all day long! I'll just say why I have never killed anyone in court in the past few years! I see! The woman pouted and said, but her brow furrowed, no! The main book of Liang shouldn't be so light, right, and the feel shouldn't be like this, how to say it? Such a block?
Although Master Liang is tall and not very fat, as a woman who sleeps with him all day long, this woman still knows very well that Master Liang's clothes are actually soft ~ meat, and the person she is now in her arms, good guy, has big muscles all over her body!
Buchen opened his eyes suddenly, and his keen intuition told him that he had seen through this woman!
"...... the hell you?" Before the woman could finish her sentence, Buchen slapped her mouth.
"Hmm, hmm!" The woman's eyes widened in horror as she looked at Buchen.
"Are you alone in this courtyard?" Buchen asked in a low voice, his eyes burning into the woman's eyes. "If yes, blink, if not, roll your eyes!"
The woman blinked very obediently immediately after being shocked.
Buchen was still a little uneasy, so he knocked the woman unconscious with a knife in one hand, and then searched around, and it turned out that the woman was not lying, and this courtyard was really only lived by her and Master Liang.
"Boom!"
Buchen learned the nightingale to cry twice, and soon a figure jumped off the wall and entered the courtyard.
"Xianggong, you are so amazing!" As soon as Lu Xueyu opened his mouth, he was full of worship.
Buchen waved his hand very stinkily: "Don't rush to worship the husband, this is a place of right and wrong after all, let's ask where the bottle is first!" ”
As he spoke, he reached out and pinched the belly strap of the fainted woman and lifted her up like a plastic bag.
"Let's go, torture inside!" Buchen snapped his fingers at Lu Xueyu, and then carried the woman to the house first.
A few black lines hung down on Lu Xueyu's head, she was so big, and she had never seen such a person......