Chapter 42: What a Big Cock
The beauty in front of her suddenly changed her complexion, like a black veil, gloomy!
Huh! …… I'm just here to collect the debts, how did I come up with such a moth! Xiao Fatty, Xiao Fatty, you really know how to choose a place, can't you find a normal place for human activities? Why do you owe you money from some monster colony!
But the beauty in front of me didn't pay attention to my hardships, and seeing that her identity had been exposed, she began to change!
A large sarcoma slowly grew on the head, bright red and red; The mouth begins to bulge outward, and gradually a stratum corneum begins to appear; The nails of the two hands grew rapidly, curved like hooks, and a pair of wings appeared on the back at the same time, and the white feathers were a little smaller; His feet began to become elongated, and his toenails were like nails on a spiked shoe, hooking tightly to the floor.
"Oh! What a big **! ”
Face this ...... Wrong! It should be a beauty like a hen, and I think of the Pleiades star official in Journey to the West. At the same time, I also remembered the scene when I first saw Miao Suihua, is this beauty the same as Miao Suihua, and now she is just a chick? If so, it's not so much to deal with!
"You! …… Are you a chicken demon? ”
"Humph! No matter where you come from, today you're going to make my snack, and if you have any last words, say quickly. The old lady is in a good mood, maybe she will help you pass on a word. ”
Oh! This monster is quite arrogant.,It seems that she doesn't know what kind of person I'm more monster than a monster.。
"Wait, do you know Fat Xiao? I'll drip with him. ”
Suddenly remembered Xiao Fatzi, if they knew each other, wouldn't it be bad for me to kill the killer?
The beauty was suddenly stunned, as if she was carefully searching for her memory. But it didn't take long for me to return to the way I was, looking at me with a look of disdain.
It seems that my delaying tactics have no effect, and I have no choice but to see the real tricks with my subordinates.
The beautiful woman didn't talk nonsense either, and stretched out her claws to grab at me. The force under his feet was so great that he even scratched the floor with a few deep marks.
"Ahh
The beauty screamed and retracted her paws in a trembling manner. It seems that my invisible armor always brings me unexpected gains!
"You! …… What's on you? Why is it so hard! ”
"Huh! Brother is a returnee, your primary school diploma is not enough! ”
"You! …… Who the hell are you, a youkai? ”
"You don't need to ask more about this, I'll talk about it when my brother subdues you."
I don't have time to talk nonsense with her, I have to collect the bill and go home! Otherwise, my sister will find me in a while, and I won't be able to explain. Damn the Tibetan mastiff, this time it's going to have to make him bleed.
I fisted my right hand, and without waiting for the beauty to react, I struck her in front of the door. I didn't do my best now, or I would have to blow her head away. I don't want to be bad for a while, just knock her out.
The beauty found that she had encountered a hard ballast today, but it was too late to regret it, so she closed her eyes and waited for death.
But just as my fist touched her face, the door to the private room suddenly opened.
"Stop!"
A shrill woman's voice was so harsh that I hurriedly withdrew my fist and rubbed my ears vigorously. It sounded like a nail cutting through glass, and I hated it the most!
After a closer look, it turned out to be another beautiful woman who came in, but she looked a little older, but it didn't affect her overall beauty.
After this mature woman entered the house, she quickly hid her ** behind her, and then looked at me with a smile on her face.
"This gentleman! I don't know if you are the great god coming, we don't greet you well, and I hope you will forgive me. How about I get you a new masseur right away? ”
"Oh! You're her backstage, aren't you? I guess it's a monster too, right? What has changed? Restore it and let me see. ”
I thought to myself that this is another helper, and the strength must be stronger than the previous one, and I must overwhelm them in momentum first. Otherwise, I'll regret it for a while, didn't they all say that good men don't fight women! What's more, it's still two, beautiful monsters!
Hearing my arrogant dialogue, the face of the aunt who supported me later also changed twice. I guess anyone who meets such an arrogant guy will be angry, but she is not angry. Instead, he continued to smile at me and said, "You're really kidding, we're special, magic!" Have you seen it? Our masseurs will do magic! ”
The woman whispered and touched the one behind her with her hand, and the little ** quickly changed back into a human form, what a smart monster!
"Oh! Are you fools to me? ”
Seeing them treat me like a monkey like this, I didn't feel good anymore.
Seeing that I was not cold, the two monsters lost their interest in negotiating, and they both changed and became two chickens at once.
"Oh! It's so big, it's bigger than just now! ”
I can't help but sigh, can't I fall into the chicken coop today?
The two hens didn't give me time to sigh deeply, flapping their two little wings behind them, one in front of the other and one in the middle.
"Damn! It's also going to be pinched! But it won't do anything to me, you still have to die of this heart! I'm in a hurry, pluck your hair and stew you to drink. ”
Two hens "cluck!" "There was a lot of screaming, and he didn't even bother to talk to me.
I was so angry that I clenched my fist and hit the head of the chicken in front of me. This hen is also considered to be battle-hardened, and her fist in the face of me is not hard at all, and she dodges carefully, so that I can't touch it at all.
And the cooperation between the two monsters is also extremely tacit, and they even caught me one after another. But I relied on the golden light to protect my body, and I didn't suffer any real damage.
After fighting with them for a while, my gain was that I got chicken feathers all over the floor. They had nothing and a few broken nails. Looks like I had a slight advantage in the first fight!
But such a stalemate is not an option, I can't always play the game of eagle and chicken, right? The dead fat man doesn't know where to fool around! Can't even hear a little movement?
"Ahh
In order to attract the fat man Xiao, I pulled my neck and yelled. Xu is a chicken is not interested in sound by nature, and the two monsters in front of him are not injured, it seems that my corpse roar skill is not effective against chickens!
"Oh! You kid is screaming? I'm about to deaf my ears! ”
Xiao Fat Man came, rubbing his ears and cursing non-stop in his mouth.
But when he saw the situation in my private room, he immediately changed his face, and said with a smile: "Yo! Wrong door! You guys go on, go on! ”
Saying that, Xiao Fat Man turned around and wanted to run, but I grabbed him, "You come back for me, brother, I'm in trouble, do you want to leave?" ”
"Huh! Do I know you? I don't know. I don't know him, hehe! ……”
Xiao Fatzi drew a line with me regardless of shame, and then explained to the two **. At the same time, he tried so hard to shake off my hand that he almost didn't let me fall on my heels!
"Dead fatty! Aren't you a Tibetan mastiff? Why are you still afraid that two ** will not work? ”
"Huh! What are you talking about? What Tibetan mastiff? Pets are not allowed here to drop! ”
"Oh! You're pretending to be confused, aren't you? Beware that I knock you back to the prototype first. ”
"Huh! You kid is really good at laughing, don't run yet! ”
Xiao Fat Man said and finally let out a loud shout, grabbed my hand and ran out of the room.
This action was sudden, so fast that I didn't react, and even the two ** were stunned on the spot.
"Hey! Isn't it just two of you? As for ......"
Before I could finish speaking, Xiao Fat Man pulled his neck and yelled, "You know a fart!" How did you get it? It's cool, why let them conjure up prototypes! This offended their boss, not only did they not collect the bad debts, but maybe we had to be pecked into a sieve! ”
"What? They're the boss! These two ** are big enough, how big is their boss**! ”
"Less stinky fart! Run, don't think about ...... again when it's late."
Xiao Fat Man snorted and gasped, and before he finished speaking, he heard more and more footsteps in the corridor, and it was estimated that there must be a lot of people or monsters.
"Hey! Dead fatty! What the hell is this place? How are they all **? ”
"Humph! It's not just **! If you see anything special, don't drop your jaw! ”
"Just blow it! Isn't it just **, I just sent them away, why run away? ”
I simply braked suddenly, and almost didn't let Fat Xiao fall. Xiao Fat Man gasped and couldn't say anything.
I wondered, how could a divine beast howling dog fall to such a point! Look at this void, how long has it been since I exercised well, it seems that exercise is still necessary!
Finally, I saw someone in the hallway, a large group of men and women. After seeing us, one of the leading men said to Xiao Fatman: "Xiao Fatty, I thought you were a difficult brother, but I didn't expect you to be a lackey of the special department, I really misjudged you!" ”
Xiao Fatzi had a bitter gourd face, and tears were swirling in the frame, "Brother Pheasant!" I don't! Recently, I've been short of money, so I want to get some bad debts back. You see I got it today, can't I stop my account? ”
"Humph! Who cares about your stinky money and what you have to offer. But, today, this kid, we're going to stay. I don't care what your relationship is, our secrets must not be mixed in by humans, you should know. ”
"This ...... Brother Pheasant, this kid was introduced to me by a friend to help, he is not from a special department, you just raise your hand, right? ”
"Humph! How do I know if what you say is true or false, either you leave or you stay. ”
"This ......"
Listening to their conversations, and looking at the blocked corridors, it dawned on me that I might have really hit a nail today. It seems that I'm still young, these ** are not easy to mess with!
But now that people have told me to stay, I have to work hard!
Seeing this, it was pointless for Xiao Fatzi to say anything, so he sighed and said to me: "Boy, you ask for more blessings!" ”
I thought that this dead fat man was going to abandon me, but I didn't expect him to roar and transform into a Tibetan mastiff, glaring at me behind him.
I burst into tears with excitement, "Fat Xiao! Say nothing, you! …… Righteous enough! ”
Xiao Fatzi didn't say much, and rushed up with a yellat at Brother Pheasant's gang.
Brother Pheasant was even more unambiguous, with a long howl, he turned into a big rooster. The colorful feathers are even more beautiful than macaws!
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