(Lottery of Grass Eggs)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

Everyone dreams of making a fortune and wants to use the lottery to make money.

The banknotes in his pocket were all spent, and he was stunned after the lottery.

Lao Shang and Lao Zhao shouted at me from behind: Where are you going in a hurry!

I turned around and shouted: Go buy a lottery ticket.

After Lao Shang and Lao Zhao heard this, none of them fell to the ground, Lao Shang looked back at Lao Zhao and said: Hey, did you say that the monkey hurt his brain when he duel with the spirit demon. Lao Zhao nodded and said: I must take him to the hospital for a comprehensive brain magnetic resonance examination one day

I quickly ran to the nearby lottery station, I wanted to buy 100 tickets, but looking back to think about it, if I won the first prize of 100 two-color balls at once, it didn't seem realistic, and it would be suspected, I gritted my teeth, threw out 20 yuan and shouted: Give me ten.

The lady who played the lottery looked at me and said, "Pick or choose." I said to her: Optional, of course. I then told her the number, she looked at me with that kind of contempt, I must be thinking, look at your sb like you must not usually buy lottery tickets, anyone who has played the lottery how to buy numbers like this, and then quickly typed the number on the computer and handed it to me. I said in my heart that you are an SB, Lao Tzu's number is given by the gods and there is a reason not to win the lottery, you have long hair and short knowledge, just wait and see! When Lao Tzu comes again, your eyeballs will have to fall. I took the lottery ticket and left happily, returned to Lao Shang's house, Lao Shang and Lao Zhao looked at me with a puzzled face, Lao Zhao came over and said: Monkey, how do you feel in your head, do you feel dizzy and nauseous and want to vomit. I scratched my head and looked at Lao Zhao with a question mark, not understanding what this guy was thinking. Lao Zhao said again: Monkey, I ask you, what is your surname! All I think about is the first prize now, so I just throw him a sentence: I'm excited.

Lao Zhao looked back at Lao Shang with tears in his eyes when he heard this, and shouted with a crying voice: It's over, it's over, the monkey has become SB. I jumped up and said: You're SB! Lao Tzu is excited, you scold me sb, wait for Lao Tzu to win the first prize, see which of you still says me sb.

Lao Shang walked to Lao Zhao's side, patted Lao Zhao's shoulder and sighed: It seems that it is in the late stage of SB, and there is no cure for this disease. Lao Zhao said: Let's go to the hospital quickly, I have 500 yuan on me, let's go and cure Lao Jia's illness first. Lao Shang also shouted helplessly: He sb, you also sb, you see whose sb, mentally handicapped, mental illness was cured with five hundred yuan. I saw how they were even more abnormal than me, so I walked up to them and whispered, "Hey, I told you two that you two should not tell anyone!" I just dreamed that a fairy told me to buy these numbers, saying that I could win the first prize of the two-color ball. Then casually handed the lottery ticket to the two of them, Lao Zhao and Lao Shang looked at the numbers on the ticket, and the two of them looked at me at the same time and then blinked at the same time. Lao Zhao's eyes didn't leave my staring, and then he opened his mouth and said to Lao Shang: Hey? Lao Shang, let me ask you, does mental illness hurt people? Lao Shang also looked at me intently, and said to Lao Zhao: Seeing that his symptoms don't seem to have reached the level of hurting, let's not stimulate him!

I'm so angry in my heart! Didn't I just buy a lottery ticket? As for treating me like a psychopath? When Lao Tzu wins ten first prizes and gets 50 million back, the two of you will become SB. As soon as I turned my head and turned around, I walked out of the door, and said to them as I walked: You two wait for Lao Tzu to win the jackpot to see if you two still say whether I am SB or not. grass

Lao Shang still sat there and said to himself: Don't go to the hospital, I see Lao Jia's symptoms, there is no need to reinvest. Lao Zhao nodded vigorously and said "um". When I got home, I turned on my computer and checked the draw time of the two-color ball, which was held at 21:30 every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.

At this time, Sun Dan and Shi Hou Jian came to my house, and as soon as they opened the door, they said, monkey, I heard the nephew and the madman say, you have been sick for the past two days, why don't you go to school to clean up the land! When I saw these two, a question popped into my mind. Can Zhou Gong's apprentices with water attributes and earth attributes be Lao Sun and Lao Shi. Because there have been so many things that have happened to me recently, and they all seem to be arranged in the dark, and the things I have experienced are also inextricably linked to the people around me.

At this time, Sun Danren called me and said: Lao Jia, Lao Jia, what do you want! I'm stunned! I came back to my senses and said: I didn't think about anything, I just thought that in the past two days, it was too hot and we should be able to swim in the water when we got to the river. Sun Dan and Shi Houjian looked at me, and then Shi Houjian said: Are you cured? Stop swimming and making a big fuss. I was very depressed and said: I don't have anything, Lao Zhao and Lao Shang's two sb things, see me buy lottery tickets and say I'm sb. You say you hate people but don't hate people. Sun Danren said: What lottery ticket did you buy! I handed the ticket over and said: Fucai two-color ball. Sun took the lottery ticket and Shi Houjian looked at the numbers on the ticket. said helplessly: No wonder, people take you as SB, look at the number segment you bought, if you can win the lottery, it's weird! I snatched the lottery ticket back like a baby, and said angrily: I know what a fart! This is the first prize of mine, so naturally it will be different from others, and it will be the same as others, so won't they all win 5 million?

In the evening, Lao Zhao and Lao Shang also came to my house, afraid that if I didn't win the lottery ticket, I would be stimulated and my condition would worsen, so I came to comfort me. The four of them chatted there without saying a word, but their attention was all on me, Sun Dan and Shi Houjian saw that it was too late, so they went back first, only Lao Zhao and Lao Shang remained at my house, waiting for me to get sick after being stimulated, and then sent me to the hospital.

21:30 Fucai two-color ball lottery,With the appearance of a number,My expression has changed significantly,Lao Shang saw that my expression was not right, walked behind me and patted my shoulder and said: Hey, Lao Jia didn't hit this time, and next time I and Lao Zhao have confidence in you.

I looked back and saw that they were in a posture as if they were about to pounce on me and subdue me as soon as I made some drastic move.

I muttered, "All of them are hit." Lao Shang and Lao Zhao rushed up to lie on the computer for the first time, and then their expressions changed, and they gave me a thumbs up and said: Niu B, it is really the first prize, countdown.

I hate it! I knew that it was better not to let him give me this chance to win the lottery, and pass on me a little bit of Taoism, and next time I encounter a demon or something from the Lunatic Cult, I can use it! This mere 50 yuan to cut the capital of 20 yuan, and finally into their pockets is only the pitiful 30 yuan, you say you are an old bastard, it is better to tell me directly, I won the penultimate first prize, I knew in advance to buy him a thousand eight hundred notes, not so much money! The old Wang Ba who floated into the East China Sea, the vegetative man of Shoubi Nanshan, your uncle's.

I greeted all the men and women up and down his house.

The next day, the sun was shining, the sun was hanging in the sky, there were no clouds, the sun was shining on the body, and it felt a little roasting. At the very least, it has to be thirty-three or four degrees. I casually took out a white donkey-branded shirt with half sleeves from the wardrobe and put it on my body. Put on a pair of light white jeans below (it used to be blue, but then it was washed more times, and it was transformed), find out the 50 yuan a pair of white cloth shoes I bought in Jianshe Street Shoe City, put them on and stand in front of the mirror, it is really human-like and dog-like, a little bookish, I haven't been to school for a few days, and all the eyes of everyone in the class are cast on me, Lao Zhao is the first to run over and look at me, and say: Jing is not fine and green, and he is not filial piety, the monkey does not see your leaves, The return rate is really a 12% probability!

I pursed my lips, looked at him and said: Lao Tzu was born with a good bottom plate, and he wears everything the same. I walked to my seat, sat down and felt a little bored, so I lit a cigarette and called a boy nicknamed Little Silkworm Chrysalis in our class (Chen Tao nicknamed Little Silkworm Chrysalis), to fan a cigarette out of the window, I handed the little silkworm chrysalis a cigarette He also lit it, we were there swallowing clouds and spitting fog, at this time, I suddenly felt a person standing next to me, I subconsciously looked up, standing in front of me was a girl, the eyes are not big or small but very beautiful, a melon seed face, high nose bridge, long eyelashes, The facial features are extremely well-proportioned, if compared with Huang Guilan's grandmother, it can be said that she is on an equal footing, wearing a small sundress, her arms are like white jade, her body is well-proportioned, and her breasts are not particularly large, but it also looks like people have the urge to grab a handful, and she is wearing black transparent stockings underneath, looming, which is really provocative! But the feeling is so pure, she said to the little silkworm chrysalis beside me: Classmate, can you give me back the position? It's going to be class, and this position is mine.

The height of the little silkworm chrysalis in our class has always been on par with Shi Hou Jian, to say that he is a little taller than Shi Hou Jian, that is, the hair is born with wool rolls (wool curls are naturally swollen), and Shi Hou Jian's natural hair is not hard, and he can last all morning with gel water, and when he sweats at noon, he will be cao eggs, and his hair will lie down and not to say, and they are all glued together, and he feels like a blood drop is deducted on his head, if the height gap between this little silkworm chrysalis and Shi Houjian may be that the hair has a little advantage, Think about what girl doesn't want her boyfriend to be tall, handsome and sunny. It is conceivable how tragic and desolate the fate of the little silkworm chrysalis is, and now the girl can be said to be a big beauty at the school flower level, and she said to him very gently and politely, let him return the seat to himself, of course, the little silkworm chrysalis has no resistance. Standing up slowly, I watched the little silkworm chrysalis about to give her a seat, I stood up and said to the girl: Are you on the wrong shift, why don't I know you!

The girl looked at me and said to me: I came here the day before yesterday, but this classmate, I don't seem to have seen you, what class are you.

I shouted to her in this depression: I am from this class, and I am still from this seat, where did you come from, I have never been at the same table, who let you sit here with me.

A very thick voice said: I asked her to sit there, is there a problem?

I looked over with the voice, it turned out to be our homeroom teacher Lao Li, people's classes are all female homeroom teachers, if you are lucky, you can also meet a beautiful homeroom teacher, and then look at our class, a male homeroom teacher, and the age is less than 60 but it looks like 600 long drops of this cold, you say that we have endured the cold, you are clean and neat! A piece of clothing can be worn for a year, and on such a hot day today, he is still wearing the dark red suit, and the sleeves on both sides are still a little white, because every time he finishes writing the board book, the chalk end in his hand is exaggeratedly wiped on the two sleeves, and the black trousers he wears are also polished. Looking at his equipment, you can guess that the bedding he sleeps on has to be layered, and he is the head teacher, so I have no choice, just sit down! It's a beautiful woman, but if it's a dinosaur, I don't have to endure it? It's a relief when you think about it.

The little silkworm chrysalis ran back to her seat, and the girl sat next to me, and the fragrance of lilies greeted me, and I was so happy to smell it. While smelling the fragrant fragrance, I looked around at the classroom, there are many more boys in the classroom today than before, and those who skip class all the year round are back to class, the head teacher is Lao Li, his eyebrows are dancing, he must be thinking in his heart, look at a garbage class, the students who skip class all the year round are still attracted by my teaching level to come back to listen to the class, but how does he know that the reason why these boys can come back to class is not him at all. The main goals of these boys are all on the girl next to me. And when his eyes drifted to me, there was an expression of envy, jealousy and hatred on his face.

Although I haven't had a girlfriend from elementary school to middle school, I haven't shown a half-body expression when I see a beautiful woman like those lewd men.

At this time, the girl took out a book in her schoolbag, and the book cover was still wrapped in a book cover, as if it was wrapped in reverse with calendar paper, exposing the white to the outside, very clean and tidy, I glanced at it, and there were two big words written on the book cover, "Language", and below it was her name, Lin Xueting.

Lin Xueting slowly opened the book, I glanced into the book again, and I was stunned there and couldn't say a word

(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)