"Oops...... Dad, why did you hit me? Nezha was shaking his majesty, and suddenly he was hit on the head, and he couldn't help but be full of grievances. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Jing's old face is as black as the bottom of the pot, what a cheat!

This is the pit daddy!

It could have been solved by talking about it, but you made such a fuss, and you solved a fart!

It's like spitting in someone's face, and an apology and prevarication may be able to fool the past, but what the hell are you spitting again?

"Dad, why don't we work together to give these two old dragons to ......"

"Evil obstacles! Shut up! ”

Li Jing only felt that his temples were jumping suddenly, he had never been so angry for decades, and his eyes turned black with anger, and he immediately ordered directly to the left and right: "Take this rebel down to me and take care of it strictly!" Without my orders! Don't go out! ”

After all, it is his own flesh and blood, where can he really be willing to push him out to be disposed of by the Dragon King?

So while mediating, he went to find a relationship and pull old friends, preparing to deal with this matter.

As a result, when the father was tired and anxious for his son to wipe his ass, when the son's cheated the father again.

How did it get pitted?

Very simple.

Although Nezha was grounded, but Li Jing was not there, who would dare to really lock him up? After all, he was the number one little overlord in Chen Tangguan, so he quickly went out of the house, but fortunately, he was still guarded by his mother, but he never went to the East China Sea to ask for the guilt.

At noon on this day, the sun was warm and the sun was quiet.

Mrs. Yin was a little tired of summer, so she took a nap in the house, but Nezha was at a lively and active age, and she couldn't sleep at all, so she sneaked into the courtyard while her mother was not paying attention.

However, his eldest brother and second brother have already gone to learn art, and the younger sister has not yet been born, and there are some soldiers and maids in the house, which is really boring.

He took the dragon tendon, and he was going to make a bow, so that he could give the treasure to his father, win praise and appease his anger.

Who knew that when I entered the armory, I saw a big bow on the shelf at a glance, the color was dark, the bow tire was as thick as a human arm, the bowstring was as thick as a beast's tendon, and there was a spiritual light flowing on the surface, which was extraordinary at first glance.

It is the Qiankun bow and the sky-shaking arrow, this thing is the treasure of Chentangguan in the town, which was left by the emperor Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor back then, and has been handed down to this day, and no one has picked it up.

"Good baby! Good baby! ”

Nezha was happy to see the hunt, and said to himself: "Master once said that I will be the pioneer in the future and break the world, but this bow and horse martial arts can not be learned, it just so happens that there is a ready-made one in front of me, so it is better to use it to play...... No, it's a drill drill. ”

When the child got the toy, he was naturally very happy, so Nezha took off his bow, put on the arrow, and wanted to shoot the arrow to play.

But you might as well have your own small arms and legs, although the strength is enough, the arms are too short to pull the bow.

"How's that okay?"

Nezha was distressed in his heart, and suddenly had an idea, but he was lying on the ground, using his hands and feet together, and then he pulled the Qiankun bow away.

Set up the arrow as a string, look at the southwest and shoot an arrow, swish, but see the red light, Ruicai hovering, only for a moment, the arrow disappeared.

After shooting, Nezha was also very tired and bored, so he threw the bow and arrow and went to find the toy next to him, but he didn't know that because of this unintentional arrow, the whole world was turned upside down, and countless gods and Buddhas were thrown into the fire and turned into ashes.

……

As the saying goes, there is no turning back arrow when the bow is opened, and this thing is not a boomerang, and it will fly back automatically when it is thrown out.

When the arrow was shot, there was only one direction, all the way through the clouds and through the sky, and I don't know if it shot hundreds or thousands of miles, but it came to the vicinity of a big mountain.

This mountain is called the White Bone Cave of Skull Mountain, and it is the place where Shiji Niangniang practiced.

There are two boys sitting down in Shiji Niangniang, one of them is Biyun Boy, who is collecting medicine at the bottom of the mountain this day, and suddenly hears a sharp sound of breaking the sky.

By the time he reacted, it was too late, only to see a streamer flash, and with a "poof" sound, blood began to splash.

But he was hit in the throat by this arrow, and the divine power on the arrow directly destroyed his original god, so that the Biyun boy didn't even have time to explain his last words, and fell directly to the ground and died.

Presumably, before Biyun Boy died, there must have been thousands of divine beasts rushing in his heart:

"Lao Tzu is just picking a medicine! Recruit whoever messes with whom! ”

"Why are everyone else pies falling from the sky, and when they come to me, they become arrows from the sky?"

"Lao Tzu is not convinced!!"

Along with Biyun Boy, there was also a Caiyun Boy, who saw that Biyun was killed on the spot by an arrow flying from the sky, and immediately trembled with fright, thinking that it was the enemy of the master who came to retaliate, and almost collapsed to the ground.

When he came to his senses, he used his hands and feet together, like a wild horse on the loose, and hurried into the hole.

"Mother, something is wrong! Big things are wrong! ”

"Shouting and shouting, what kind of system."

In the cave, a woman sat cross-legged, silently carrying mana, it was Shi Ji Niangniang.

Shiji is a stubborn stone into essence, harvesting the aura of heaven and earth, receiving the essence of the sun and the moon, and attaining the Tao for thousands of years, but unfortunately it has not yet become a positive fruit, of course, this is not important.

The important thing is that this girl worships under the master of the Tongtian Sect, and she is a disciple of the sect who is on the roster.

Shi Ji Niangniang heard that her boy was shot, so she hurriedly walked out of the hole, walked to the edge of the cliff, and saw that Biyun Tong'er was killed by an arrow, and his soul had dissipated, and he was not even saved.

When I took off the arrow, I saw that there was a famous name under the feather flower, "Li Jing, the chief soldier of Zhenchentangguan".

Shi Ji Niangniang was furious when she saw it, it turned out that Li Jing was sent down the mountain by his master that day, but it was Shi Ji Niangniang who said, at this moment, it was only Li Jingen who would take revenge and deliberately retaliate.

"If I don't send you down the mountain that day, you are still a boy sweeping the ground on the mountain, and now you are the prince, and you don't think about repaying virtue, but shoot my apprentice with an arrow, which is really hateful!"

As the saying goes, the Buddha also has fire, and although the body of Shiji Niangniang is a stone, her character is extremely strong.

Directly drove the cloud to Chentang Guan Xingshi to ask for the guilt.

Li Jing couldn't help but be shocked, this Shiji Niangniang in front of him was a figure at the same level as his master, not to mention that he couldn't beat it, even if he could beat it, he didn't dare to provoke it, so he could only be cautiously entertained:

"I wonder what the mother is here?"

Shi Ji Niangniang had a cold face and threw the sky-shaking arrow to the ground, "You shoot my disciple, what do you want?" ”

Li Jing hurriedly explained, and said: "Don't dare to deceive Niangniang, this Qiankun bow and earth-shaking arrow are left by Emperor Xuanyuan, and the treasure of Chentangguan is still in the town, even if I can't pick it up, but I don't know who slandered me, please wait a while, I will find out the real murderer!" ”

"I'll be with you for three days, if you can't find the murderer, don't blame me for not being emotional!" Shi Ji Niangniang left angrily.

Li Jing had just found someone to settle the matter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and met Shi Ji Niangniang Xingshi to ask for the guilt, and he was full of headaches, but he had no choice but to find the murderer.

It's okay if you don't check the result, but when you check it, your brain hurts and hurts!

It turns out that this disaster was caused by Nezha!

But instead of thinking it was a big deal, Nezha explained triumphantly:

"Dad, you don't know, I had short hands and short arms, and I couldn't hold the bow, so a flash of inspiration flashed for a while, and I used both hands and feet to prop the bow open......"

When he speaks, his eyes are clear, "Dad, I'm smart, right?" Come and praise me, come and praise me! ”

"Huh? What's wrong with you, Dad? The face is so scary. ”

"You, you ...... evil"

"Dad, stop talking, you're vomiting blood!"