Chapter 78: Strange Seedlings and Flowers
On the way, the sixth couldn't help but ask me, "Leader, what did this new brother tell you?" You made a decision so quickly, but you didn't seem to be able to explain it, huh? Can you tell us about it? What the hell is going on with this dead woman? ”
"Huh! You're the most positive! I like this the most, just because of your self-motivation, I will definitely give you more next time I raise my salary. ”
"Huh! Thanks for the leadership! Thanks for the leadership! ”
When the other people saw that the sixth child could raise his salary by asking a question, they immediately gathered around and asked questions.
"What are you doing? Want to rebel? Didn't you still want to see me laugh at me? Now I heard that the salary increase is posted! Get out of the way, I'll give you a salary increase if you work hard, or you'll all drink the northwest wind! ”
A few people drooped their heads and didn't dare to speak anymore, and the sixth man smiled and waited for me to explain the answer to him, like a child who studied hard every day!
I touched his head and said in a serious voice, "Child! Listen to me slowly. This woman has made a mistake and is now in retribution. The messengers of hell have come up to punish the guilty, so be good in the future! Otherwise, it might be your turn next! ”
Lao Liu's eyelids jumped, and he asked obediently in a cold sweat: "Leader, don't be like this, okay?" I'm cold! What did this woman do wrong? How could her tongue be so long, why shouldn't it be human? ”
"Why aren't you human! Do you know the eighteen floors of hell? This is the punishment of the first hell, where all living people sow discord, slander and harm others, flamboyant tongues, clever arguments, lies and deceives. After death, he was thrown into the hell of pulling out his tongue, and the little ghost broke open the mouth of the person, clamped the tongue with iron tongs, and pulled it out alive, not at once, but elongated, and slowly dragged until the soul of the person dissipated after all the pain. ”
"Huh? I know that, but that's after death, right? How is it that the living can now endure such a punishment, so that their tongues are pulled so long? ”
"Of course, this is not impossible to drop! Think about it, if this executioner is a messenger from hell. Do you say, will he let the living taste the punishment of hell? ”
"This ...... It's incredible! I always thought that the punishment of hell was just a concoction of people! ”
"Huh! Tell me, what about the spells you use? Aren't those also areas unknown to ordinary people? With a scientifically rigorous explanation, can you make it clear? ”
"This ......"
The sixth child was speechless by my question, and lowered his head to think. The rest of them also began to reflect on themselves, as if they had forgotten a lot about the muddy days over the years.
Watching everyone start to recover, I couldn't be happier! Although these guys are usually quite two, they all have their own abilities, which should not be underestimated!
Silently return to our base, the commissary. The doors are wide open! I remember when we left, it was locked and locked, could it be that we would have thieves here? It's so!
Rushing into the house first, I shouted, "Phew! Bold thief! Dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, are you blind to your dog's eyes! Don't inquire about this is the realm of Shenma? ……”
I still want to learn the lines in film and television dramas to spray out! But I saw Miao Suihua standing behind the counter in a regular manner, looking at me and smiling!
"Cousin, you're back! Hard work! Big brothers, you have also worked hard! I have prepared herbal tea for everyone, so please rest and rest! ”
"Team leader! Who is this girl? Do you please come back to the drop? Why does it look so familiar! ”
"Nonsense! She's my cousin, so of course she looks familiar! But, how do I think it's a little weird! ”
"Hahaha...... Team leader, it seems that your usual tutor is very strict! Originally, a spicy cousin made you so well-behaved! Hahaha...... Admire! Admire! ”
"Laughing gods! Get in and drink tea for me! ”
"Hahaha......"
My subordinates went into the secret room to drink tea with a smile, and I circled around Miao Suihua, no matter how you look at it, it's the original monster cat! Why is this all of a sudden like this today?
"You...... Is it really a seedling spike flower? ”
"Yes!"
"You...... Did you eat the wrong thing in the morning? Or did you let the door bow pump in the morning? ”
"Nasty! My cousin really makes fun of people! ”
Miao Suihua spoke like a lady, gentle and elegant, and she actually blushed! Oh! There is definitely a problem with this, in my impression, I have never seen Miao Suihua like this! This beauty is not pretending to deceive us, it must be the original Miao Suihua who has a bad stomach.
"Phew! What kind of youkai are you? How dare you occupy my cousin's body? Don't leave quickly, or I'm welcome! ”
As I spoke, I took out a fire prisoner talisman from my pocket and shook it at Miao Suihua.
Miao Suihua frowned, and then her eyebrows jumped a few times.
"Zhang Shanfeng! How dare you take out this! It's all your fault, look at it! The old lady hasn't grown hair yet! ”
Miao Suihua roared angrily, and removed her hair, it turned out that this sister paper was wearing a wig!
"You...... Ahaha! …… You're Miao Suihua, it's my cousin! Haha......"
Seeing me smile back and forth, Miao Suihua finally became angry. She flew up in a rage, and before I could prepare for it, she kicked me against the wall!
"Oops! Oh! Sister paper is really not seen for three days, and her skills have increased greatly! Now you can kick your cousin flying! ”
I patted the dust off my body and got up from the ground, it really hurt!
"Humph! The old lady gives you some sunshine, you still don't appreciate it, it's really a cheap bone! ”
"Huh! This is who you really are! Otherwise, I'll feel like I've gotten a damn thing! ”
"Phew!"
Miao Suihua took a sip of me, then pouted and stopped talking, her expression was a little strange, quite melancholy!
What's wrong with this girl's paper today? There are quirks!
Seeing that she didn't speak, I really didn't have any reason to continue talking to her. Because I accidentally burned my sister's hair, I feel quite guilty! Maybe hair is very important to her, after all, it's ugly to be without hair!
"You...... I'll go for tea first. ”
“……”
As soon as he stepped into the secret room, the sixth child posted it with a hippie smile, "Team leader!" My cousin's herbal tea is so delicious! You're blessed! ”
"If it's good, drink more! That's my cousin, not yours. ”
I angrily blasted open the two goods, and poured a cup of herbal tea into my stomach, eh? Stop! It's really delicious, more Wang Laoji than Wang Laoji, it's simply Jia Duobao!
When did this sister learn this craft? It's really a goblin who can't be seen, and the sea water can't be beaten!
But when I saw a bunch of Jia Duobao's herbal tea jars in the corner, I suddenly felt that I was too careful!
But I think Miao Suihua is still a little weird, and I have to observe it carefully. Quietly walked out of the secret room and hid in a corner to stare at Miao Suihua. She was still behind the counter in a regular manner, I don't know what she was thinking, and it wasn't for nothing that I came out to move, and she didn't even notice it. This confirms my guess even more, this sister paper is wrong!
……
"Ahh ……”
I let out a long yawn and stared at it for almost an hour, and the paper didn't even move, not even a glance at my favorite snack.
Just when I was drowsy, this girl's paper suddenly moved!
It was already evening outside the kiosk, and the sky was still a little bright. Miao Suihua craned her neck and kept looking outside, not knowing what she was looking for or what she was waiting for.
After a long time, this sister sighed and returned to her original daze mode.
Oh! Is this the condition of the gods? What exactly are you going to play? Hurry up and make it!
After a while, Miao Suihua suddenly made a glass ball, which was quite small, only the size of an egg.
What is this sister paper going to do? Bouncing glass balls? But isn't it a bit big!
Miao Suihua stared at the glass ball, her eyes focused as if she wanted to get in! I saw that the glass ball began to glow, like a firefly, green and shining!
What is this? It is said that if the monster cultivates to a certain extent, there will be a demon pill, is this it? But what did she take it out for?
The light of the glass ball became brighter and brighter, and gradually the face of Miao Suihua turned green. This girl's hair also began to fly, as if she had a life!
"Chatter! ……”
Miao Suihua laughed strangely, although the voice was not loud, but I heard it clearly. That's definitely not the laughter of Miao Suihua in the past, it's just another person entirely!
"Kitten, how are things going? Is it still going well? ”
Miao Suihua was talking to herself, but her voice was not her own at all! It's another person who is borrowing Miao Suihua's mouth to speak.
"Master, things have just begun, and it's going well."
Kindness? Master! When did this sister paper also have a master? I've never heard her say it! Could it be that in just a few days, she picked up a cheap master. Now that you've started farming dungeons and doing tasks? Doesn't she play games? I've always had a soft spot for fish, and now I'm actually starting to have a mission. Don't...... She disappeared these days, and was abducted to participate in pyramid schemes?
I was thinking about it crankily, and Miao Suihua said to herself again: "Kitten, that kid didn't see anything abnormal, did he?" ”
"Nope! Although he was a little skeptical of my change, I was still able to deal with him. A stupid ** silk, I have been playing with it since the beginning, and now I still haven't grown much! Hehe! And the old fox, she never found out, it really disgraced her master's face! ”
Kindness? She should have said that it was me and Hu Meiniang, but how to listen to her, it was as if we were all deceived! If that's the case, we're really kind fools!
I heard Miao Suihua say again: "Don't be complacent, be careful to show your feet." It's been such a long time, and if it falls short, I won't go around you! ”
"It's Master! I'm not going to get carried away. This kid is now completely under my control, and I have no defense at all, and the plan can begin. ”
"Yes. Be careful, and what kind of Suzaku you said. This guy actually joined the human organization, and I don't know what he wants to do yet, so pay more attention. ”
"Yes! Master. ”
"That's it! We don't keep in touch often, and everything works according to plan. ”
"Yes! Master. ”
It seems that the conversation between the two is coming to an end, and it is time for me to come out and ask the kitten some questions.
"Ahem!"
I coughed twice and stood up from the corner, my feet numb. But the pain and sorrow in my heart have far exceeded the limit of what I can bear, and I want to roar!
"Who? …… Cousin! How did you get out? When did it come out? ”
"If I don't come out, can I hear the wonderful conversation between your master and apprentice? If I don't come out, are you still going to play with me as a ball of yarn? ”
"What are you talking about, cousin? No one understands! ”
"Less garlic! What are you holding? You were talking to yourself just now, but what about the voices of two people! Now the communication technology of the yokai is so advanced! It is more convenient and faster than the mobile phone used by humans, and it can say two voices from one mouth, which is really advancing with the times and surpassing the times! ”
Miao Suihua bit her lip and reached out to take out the glass ball that she had put away.
"Is that what you're talking about?"
"Yes! What else do you have to say? I really listened to the conversation between your master and apprentice just now, do you still want to quibble about anything? How long do you still want to fool us kind people? ”
My words were almost yelled, and my emotions were a little uncontrollable!
Miao Suihua shed two lines of tears with red eyes, and said with a very aggrieved look: "Cousin, this is a new mp3." People are listening to audio novels! Why do you yell at people and say something they don't understand as soon as you come out? When did they give you everything? Woohoo......"
"Huh? Shenma! mp3! ...... "It's ugly!"
"Wow! Woohoo......"
Miao Suihua screamed and cried even more, I was at a loss, I didn't know what to do, what to say!
Embarrassment! ……
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