Chapter 89: Five flowers are tied up, turning into Kangxi
I was stunned when I saw this battle, is this the rhythm of killing pigs? These four people in their fifties are all old and strong, plus me and the county order, it must be more than enough to hold down a thin old Zhao.
When the county commander saw this battle, he was also a little stunned, his eyes changed, the rope was nearly half a hand thick, it can be said to be a high-end atmosphere, let alone a person, even if the cow was tied with such a thick rope, it couldn't hold it up.
"This ......"
"It needs to be so thick!" Before I could say the rest of the words, Huang Sipo decisively interrupted me and said, "He doesn't know where there is a bull's energy now, if he is more detailed, he will definitely be interrupted." ”
I looked at the man behind the fourth woman, and then at Lao Zhao, who was eating raw rice on the ground and didn't pay attention to the things around him, and finally nodded and said, "Let's go on, tie it up first." ”
"Do you want us to help?" The prefectural order said on the side.
"No need, you and Xiaolong can stay outside together." Huang Sipo said, "So as not to hurt you for a while." ”
The magistrate looked at me, and of course I was happy to be out for a while, so I went out with him, and as soon as we went out, the door of the hall was closed.
The county magistrate said: "Xiaolong, do you say it's so serious? Isn't it just tying up a person who has eaten raw rice for two days, and it actually takes four strong people and a rope with thick arms! Damn, that's unscientific. ”
I also think it's unscientific, since the county order has seen Xiao Wu, it's more and more like to rely on, I thought about it and said: "What's unscientific, you're not afraid of ghosts, you're still afraid of people?" And didn't we just see Uncle Huang Shan's head as a snake two days ago? ”
The county order sighed: "The world is so big, there is no ...... in everything"
"That's right." I say.
"Bang!" Suddenly, there was a sound of broken bowls in the house, and the county magistrate and I looked at each other and said, "It's really so exaggerated? ”
"Boom...... Bang...... Smack......"
"Stop, catch him!"
The county magistrate and I were still shocked by the sound of the bowl just now, and then there was an endless stream of sounds: the sound of the bowl being smashed, the sound of the bench, the shouting of people, the roar, and the screaming of women......
I and the county magistrate stuck on the door and listened to the movement inside, and after a while, it was estimated that the thing had fallen, and there was nothing to fall, only the roar of people remained.
......The door opened, and the county magistrate and I stuck it on the door, but suddenly the door opened, and we almost got in.
"Ahem." I coughed twice and went back to normal, acting as if I didn't even know what was going on inside.
When I saw Huang Sipo for the first time just now, although she was old and had some wrinkles, she was neatly dressed, but when she came out, her hair was messy, and her clothes were torn.
The county magistrate asked her: "Fourth woman, is it done inside?" ”
Huang Sipo eased her mind, "It's going to take a while, I'm tying up." ”
The prefectural commander and I glanced at each other, and we both saw a little shock in each other's eyes...... Is Lao Zhao's strength really that great?
Huang Sipo is here, and her age is a little different from ours, so it is naturally inconvenient for me to say something with the county commander, so I have to stand in silence and wait for the results inside.
After waiting for about ten minutes, the door opened, and four men came out, all covered with beads of sweat on their foreheads and wet on their backs.
When Huang Sipo saw them come out, she hurriedly squeezed out a smile and said, "Thank you for your hard work, no matter whether the matter is solved or not this time, stay here for a meal at noon, thank you so much!" ”
One of the four said jokingly: "Thank you, it's all from the villagers, and they should help each other." It's better to eat without it, I'm afraid your bowl was almost broken just now, can you let us serve the rice by hand, haha. ”
I observed Huang Sipo's expression on the side, obviously although this person's words were joking, but they poked at her pain, she thought for a while, and seemed to be a little embarrassed to say: "Hey, that's really the case, the bowls at home are gone, then next time, I'll buy a few in two days, and then invite everyone to have a good meal." ”
The man said, "Okay, then we've all made a note of that." Xiaolong, go in and have a look, let's rest outside for a while, and if we need any help, we can just roar. ”
I agreed, and went into the hall with the county order, and in order not to let others see us using a charm or something, I went in and closed the door of the hall.
The first thing we saw when we entered the door was the whole messy room, the floor was full of broken bowls and dregs, and the broken benches were broken, and we could imagine what a terrible battle had just been experienced in this house.
In the end, the county magistrate and I began to see Lao Zhao who was tied to the table of the Eight Immortals Table by the Five Flowers, his hands and feet were tied to the four feet of the table, and his body was tied to the table, lying flat with his face facing the ceiling.
"He Fang Xiao'er, how dare you send someone to disturb your Grandpa Nalan dining!" Before I could speak to the county magistrate, Lao Zhao came out with a shrill voice. As he spoke, his hands and feet kept moving, and the whole table was made to tremble by him.
As soon as I took out the exorcism charm from my hand, the prefectural order stopped me, and he said to me, "Let's try his depth first, and we can't act rashly, if he can really break free of this rope, we will be miserable." ”
"How do you try?" I asked.
"Look at me." The county commander coughed twice, and his voice became solemn and said, "Whoever is ahead, report your name!" ”
Hearing the county order say this, I was about to ask if it was okay, Lao Zhao actually replied: "I entered the country at the age of seventeen, participated in the Shuntianfu Township Examination at the age of eighteen, and participated in the examination at the age of nineteen and became a tribute; Kangxi missed the palace examination due to illness in 12 years, made up the palace examination in 15 years, and was born in the second and seventh Jinshi in the examination. Dare to ask who is below, why did someone tie me up, and if I don't loosen the tie, Hugh blames me for being welcome! ”
The county commander made an OK gesture to me, indicating that he had succeeded, and he continued: "Bold Nalan Xingde! It turned out to be you, why didn't you kneel when you saw the emperor! ”
Grass, the county order This kid actually pretended to be Kangxi, it seems that as the saying goes, the way to deal with neurosis is to integrate into the world of neurosis.
Lao Zhao immediately said in fear: "Ah! It turned out that the emperor arrived, and Shu Weichen was tied up here and couldn't welcome him from afar! ”
The county magistrate said, "Humph! I sent someone to tie you up, you are guilty! ”
"What sin?" I whispered to the prefectural order.
"I know Mao, does the emperor need a reason to convict?" The prefectural commander replied in a whisper.
"Don't you need it?"
"Do you need it?"
"How do I know, I'm not the emperor." I whispered.
"Weichen is guilty, and I ask the emperor to forgive him!" Lao Zhao suddenly said in fear.
"Since you are guilty, then the emperor will condemn you." The county magistrate glanced at me and said to me, "Father-in-law Li, declare your guilt!" ”
Grass, Gonggong Li, actually said that I am Li Dequan, the chief eunuch next to Kangxi, Nima! I glared at the county order fiercely, and declared the crime, how do I know what crime to declare!