At this time, Xie Yanglong and I were eating at a snack bar on the street, grilling chicken legs, roasting leeks, roasting fish balls, etc., and ordered a lot of them.

But I'm not in the mood at all now, I'm still thinking about the spirit pupil, I'm upset, where is the appetite?

Xie Yanglong ignored my indifference, only took care of himself and ate heavily, completely treating me as a garbage can on the side of the road, and throwing chicken bones at me from time to time......

"This grilled chicken thigh is delicious! Boss, bring me five more! The fat man's mouth was full of oil, and by now he had eaten four chicken legs, ten strings of leeks, and five strings of fish balls, but he still showed no signs of being full......

"Why don't you eat it?" He chewed leeks with chicken legs in his hands, pointed to my face, and asked me.

I sighed helplessly and said, "I'm not in the mood." ”

"Okay, then I'll order a few more, boss, bring me five more skewers of meatballs, plus four pieces of tofu!"

"Huh? I said I wasn't in the mood to eat, why did you order so much? I glanced at Xie Yanglong with contempt.

Xie Yanglong smiled and said, "If you don't eat, I'll just order a few more, haha, it's all mine, I'm not going to be full tonight!" ”

I snorted a few times and said, "No wonder you deserve it like a meatball!" ”

Xie Yanglong said: "I live a chic life, do I care if he is like a meatball or a bamboo pole?" Anyway, I will follow the most primitive desire in my heart to do it, I want to eat, I will eat, I want to women, I will do it! In life, such as morning dew, living freely is the right way! ”

I picked my nose and said, "So you're still a **silk one." ”

But he pointed at me with a chicken leg and retorted, "Where am I ***?" I'm so rich now, and I have a woman, I'm a man with a successful career and a happy family! ”

I fanned away his chicken leg pointing at my face with chopsticks, pulled his face and said, "You are a typical nouveau riche, I don't understand, which eye of Ye Ling'er has taken a fancy to you?" I think she's blind before she follows you...... But then again, now it's like you and her, not her and you, she's so strong, can you handle it? ”

Xie Yanglong waved his hand casually and said, "Who said I can't control it, I can control her properly in the front, back, or even side-in, so that she is so cool!" You don't know that when I harness her, her ecstatic cry, ouch, hiss...... It's really that ......."

"Stop! Not suitable for children, and I don't want to listen to your boasting. ”

Xie Yang Dragon Thief laughed a few times and said, "Hehe, brother, don't I kindly want to pass on some experience to you?" Anyway, when the time comes, you're going to be with Bai Nuoxin, without some skills, how can you control her? You say yes, right? ”

I pulled down my face and said, "These things come naturally, and when the love is strong, it's natural and refreshing, don't think I don't understand anything, don't show it off in front of me, and if I say this again, I'll stuff a chicken leg into your throat and choke you to death!" ”

Xie Yanglong smiled and said, "Okay, don't talk about this, so what do we say?" Eating without saying anything is not a good taste! ”

I said, "Let's talk about the gods." ”

"Hades?" Xie Yanglong was stunned for a moment, and then said lightly: "Aren't you already aware of the Divine Sense Rune Paper?" Then what are you worried about, when you see him, you will fly over directly with a rune paper, won't it be over? ”

I snorted a few times and said, "If it were that easy, I wouldn't have to ask you for help." ”

Xie Yanglong became serious at this time, and he said, "Yes, the god of the underworld hasn't appeared for so long, how can we find him?" ”

I said, "Don't look for him, he'll show up on his own." ”

"Will he appear on his own? Why? ”

I said, "Because you're here." ”

"He'll show up with me here?" Xie Yanglong looked puzzled, but he glanced at me and said, "Brother, your joke is not humorous at all. ”

I said, "I mean seriously." ”

"Then tell me, why did I appear in the Underworld?"

I said, "Because the next target of the gods of the underworld must be you." ”

"Me?" Xie Yanglong was stunned for a moment, then shook his whole body and shouted: "You said he was going to kill me!" ”

I nodded.

He said: "I'm Ciao, I have no grievances with him, he came to kill me, don't scare me, I won't believe your nonsense!" ”

I smiled faintly and said, "Didn't I tell you before?" The god of the underworld will not kill me, but he will kill everyone around me who has anything to do with me, and now you are the only one who has anything to do with me in this university town. ”

When Xie Yanglong heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then scolded me: "I finally understand, why did you invite me here to use me as bait to lure out the god of the underworld!" Are you still human? I even used my brother as bait! ”

I looked into his eyes with a serious face, and said: "Dead fatty, where am I using you as bait, I believe in your ability, I know, you are not the opponent of the god of the underworld, but he can't kill you at once, as long as you see him, notify me immediately, and then we can kill the god of the god together." Such a small favor is basically a no-brainer for you, and you keep saying that we are brothers, shouldn't brothers help this little favor? ”

As I spoke, I patted his fat, bouncy shoulder.

Xie Yanglong snorted a few times and said, "Where am I your brother, I'm just your cannon fodder!" ”

I said, "Fatty, don't be so excited, too excited will waste your strength, you have the strength to be excited, it is better to keep this strength to deal with the god of the underworld, you say?" ”

Xie Yanglong listened to my words, took a bite of the chicken leg in his hand, and then sprayed at me: "Get out!" ”

I said, "If I get out of here, and the gods suddenly come to you later, then you will be miserable." ”

When Xie Yanglong heard what I said, he seemed to feel a little reasonable, so he was stunned for a moment, looked at me hesitantly, and said, "Okay, let's cooperate for the time being, I'll slip away tomorrow morning, you don't want to use me as bait again, there is no door!" ”

I snorted a few times and said, "There's no door, isn't there a window?" As I spoke, I pulled out a bunch of car keys.

"Hey, why does this key look so much like mine? Where did you get that? Xie Yanglong touched his pocket, then pulled down his face and scolded me: "How dare you steal my car key!" ”

I was proud, curled the corners of my mouth, and said lightly: "Brother, where am I stealing, I'm just keeping it for you." ”

"Okay, count you ruthless!" Xie Yanglong glared at me angrily, he pointed at me with his fat fingers, and said, "Don't think you can trap me like this, I don't care about a car, I have money, but I only have one life, I don't want this car?!" I'm going to leave this place tomorrow on the subway! ”

I was still calm, I said: "Brother, you can't be like this, otherwise, I will call Ye Linger with a mobile phone......"

"You ......"

"Hey, hey, I didn't catch you with anything, but I think I'm pretty good at making up stories, hey, brother, what do you think?" I said with a smile.

Xie Yanglong was so angry that he couldn't do it, but after hearing what I said, he finally wilted.

His fat shoulders suddenly collapsed, and he sighed helplessly, and said, "Why do I have such a woman, who is always used as a handle by you to treat me, why am I so miserable!" ”

I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt, and I said, "Brother, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know blessings, Ye Ling'er is a good girl, at least she can clean up your pig-like home." ”

Then I said: "Seriously, in fact, we don't have much time, in a few days, Bai Nuoxin will come back, and Xiao Liyi's side, I only promised her to live in your house for a week, at most it can be delayed for a few more days, if they come back by then, we haven't finished the god of the underworld, then things will become much trickier, do you know what I mean?" ”

Xie Yanglong hung his head and said, "I don't understand, I don't understand anything, I just know that I'm a bait." ”

I snorted a few times and said, "Dead fat man, don't be so pessimistic, be a bait, and be a bait with dignity and self-confidence, cheer up, let's kill the god of the underworld together!" ”

Xie Yanglong glanced at me and said, "If I know you, I've been bad for eight lifetimes!" ”

I said: "It's good to be moldy for eight lifetimes, which means that if you want to be unlucky again in the future, I'm afraid it won't be easy, because although you are a fat person and have a relatively large size, the amount of moldy substances available in your body is also limited. ”

Xie Yanglong said at this time: "Hey, forget it, bait is bait, who told me that I had already promised to help you destroy the god of the underworld." ”

I said, "If only you knew that." So, let's talk about the battle plan now. ”

Xie Yanglong said: "This still needs to be discussed? Just find a place where no one is around, throw me inside, and then you find a corner that the god of the underworld can't find and hide, and the god of the underworld sees that I am the only one, then he will definitely take the bait, and when the time comes, whether I am dead or alive depends on whether your hands and feet are fast or slow. ”

I didn't show my face, and I also felt that the fat man's strategy was very good, but, hehe, in fact, I had already thought of doing this, but I felt in my heart that directly saying this strategy might hurt Xie Yanglong's self-esteem, if he was angry and suddenly unwilling to be bait, wouldn't I fall short?

I heheed a few times and said, "Fatty, your plan is really a plan, but now that time is pressing, I don't think we can think of any other plan, so let's do it according to your plan......"

Xie Yanglong picked his nose and said, "What kind of bullshit, what will be done?" I think you've wanted to do this for a long time, but you're just embarrassed to say it yourself! ”

I was seen through by him, and I was embarrassed for a while, and he said a few times, "Where did my brother say......

"Where? I speak Beijing, do you still want me to speak Cantonese? The Cantonese dialect says: Hit the street with family property, you are a beheading ghost, if you have use value, you will be a brother, and if you don't have a use value, you will be a brother! You're a ghost! ”

I snorted a few times and said, "I should have said this to you, right?" ”

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