Chapter 8: Goofs
(Group number, 310313649, no one, let's add it!) )
"Everyone, prepare, the enemy is about to charge!"
The smoke of gunpowder on the battlefield had not yet dissipated, and in the trenches on Li Fu's side, the voices of the heralds were heard from time to time, and all the people were invariably close to the side of the trenches, staring closely at the devastated ground in front of them.
At this moment, Li Fu also understood why Wang Yuan received a 38 big cover, because he was a sharp soldier, that is, the so-called forward, a group of soldiers who rushed to the front.
At this time, he can't run back, otherwise he will be seen by the overseer team behind him, and he may be killed on the spot to make an example!
Li Fu looked at Wang Yuan, who was lying in front of him with a bitter gourd face in the foxhole, and also retracted his gaze helplessly, and looked at a local group performer with a small wooden stick in his mouth beside him.
These group actors don't seem to be surprised by these things at all, and they don't think there is anything wrong with the filming of this scene, and the group actors next to Li Fu look at this kind of demeanor to play the kind of veteran oil.
"Big brother, who is this beating?"
Taking advantage of the fact that the enemy on the opposite side had not yet pounced, Li Fu moved his body in the direction of this veteran soldier.
The veteran oilman spit out the saliva-stained wooden stick in his mouth, glanced at the situation on the other side, and then leaned his back against the trench and said,
"The recruits who just came in are confused, and it is the Wolf Tooth Bandits in Langya Mountain who are fighting against our army!"
"Wolf Tooth Gang?"
Li Fu suddenly remembered the props distributed by the two armies by the props team before filming began, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, if you say that we are the bandit army of Langya Mountain, it is more like it.
Putting aside his helplessness about the equipment of his camp, Li Fu continued to ask, "Big brother, how many people are there on both sides of the enemy?" Who is our commander-in-chief? ”
The veteran soldier looked Li Fu up and down in surprise, and then scolded his mother and said, "You melon baby, you are a lot more stupid than when Lao Tzu first came in, and I don't know if I can ......survive this time." ”
The veteran oil muttered to himself several more times before returning to the topic.
"There are 500 people in a battalion on our side, and the bandit army is less than 300, and the battalion commander is ...... No, the guy with white gloves in the back and holding a telescope. ”
Li Fu looked in the direction of the old soldier's finger, and on a small mound more than 200 meters away from the front-line trenches, a man with a gun on his waist and a telescope was constantly inspecting the situation here.
Li Fu glanced at the old soldier who picked up the small wooden stick again, and said secretly in his heart, in addition to a slight advantage in numbers, not only is the weapons and equipment on his side not very good, but even this battalion commander doesn't seem to be very popular with the army, and I am afraid that this battle will be lost.
Li Fu looked at the battlefield in front of him, where most of the gunsmoke had dissipated, shook his head lightly and said, "I hope that the combat effectiveness of the Langya Mountain bandit army on the other side will not be bad." ”
However, judging from the artillery preparations just now, this does not seem to be easy to achieve.
"Don't be stunned, the enemy is attacking!"
Li Fu, who was thinking about it, was slapped the head by the veteran oil, and Li Fu, who was in pain, quickly retracted his head and held the red tassel gun tightly.
Li Fu, who was about to say a few angry words, saw the grim look on this veteran oil's face at the moment, and couldn't help but swallow back the words that rushed to his throat.
"MD, where did this damn broken knife and all the people in this Wang Ba crew run to......"
Not far from Li Fu's side, a station passenger who didn't grab the 38 big cover just now muttered in his mouth.
It was at this time that a miraculous thing happened.
Less than two meters away from Li Fu, the shadow of a camera slowly appeared, and then all the crew members who had disappeared before were revealed.
And the sky is a lot brighter.
"Click! Click! ”
Before everyone could come to their senses, the assistant director who was playing the board before walked towards the man who was muttering in his mouth.
Almost all of them stood up from the trenches or foxholes, and looked at the angry assistant director.
"Who told you to say such things, don't you know that filming is going on now? Do you know how much film cost and labor cost our crew has to lose because of you......"
Under Li Fu's surprised gaze, the assistant director was so angry that he almost started to move, but in the end he was stopped by other field affairs.
"Get out of here, get out, our crew doesn't need people like you!"
Although he didn't hit anyone, the assistant director, who was very angry, directly pointed at the person who was still stunned and yelled loudly.
That's when the man realized that he had made a mistake, and that he had made a big mistake when the camera was aimed at him.
Goofs!!
If it weren't for what I just said, at the end of the shooting, I'm afraid that I would probably receive more money because of leaving the country, and then slowly become a group special, and then ......
But now everything has been destroyed because of what he just said, and this person who wanted to cry without tears was still sent out of the crew after begging repeatedly, and he didn't even get a dollar.
Seeing this person disappear into the distance, and then looking back at the camera hanging above his head, Li Fu was a little moved in his heart at this time, and secretly wondered if he had been in the mirror before.
didn't dare to talk to the assistant director who was still in a state of explosion, Li Fu had to say a few words to Wang Yuan, and then heard the field attendant carrying a megaphone and letting all the actors return to their previous positions.
Li Fu, who was lying in the trench, saw the assistant director walking towards this side, and quickly retracted his gaze to look at the dirt in front of him.
"You did a good job just now, keep up the good work."
Something happened that made Li Fu excited, and when the assistant director passed behind him again, he patted him on the shoulder and said a word of encouragement.
Li Fu doesn't care what encouragement he has, the key is that he has already been confirmed to be in the mirror, which shows that his salary has also risen a lot.
But I just don't know if that scene was filmed because of what happened just now.
"Everyone, pay attention, start by rewinding one minute according to the previous clicking time."
There was no need for Li Fu to be careful, the assistant director in the back shouted around with a megaphone.
Under the gaze of hundreds of people, the camera hanging above Li Fu's head slowly disappeared into the air, and with a clear punch-in sound, the surrounding air instantly froze, and the screams of cannonballs cutting through the air came again.
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"Big brother, who is this beating?"
Taking advantage of the fact that the enemy on the opposite side had not yet pounced, Li Fu moved his body in the direction of this veteran soldier.
The veteran oilman spit out the saliva-stained wooden stick in his mouth, glanced at the situation on the other side, and then leaned his back against the trench and said,
"The recruits who just came in are confused, and it is the Wolf Tooth Bandits in Langya Mountain who are fighting against our army!"
"Wolf Tooth Gang?"
Li Fu suddenly remembered the props distributed by the two armies by the props team before filming began, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, if you say that we are the bandit army of Langya Mountain, it is more like it.
Putting aside his helplessness about the equipment of his camp, Li Fu continued to ask, "Big brother, how many people are there on both sides of the enemy?" Who is our commander-in-chief? ”
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The conversation that was almost exactly the same before appeared in the mouths of Li Fu and the veteran Youzi.
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"Don't be stunned, the enemy is attacking!"
Li Fu, who was thinking about it, was slapped the head by the veteran oil, and Li Fu, who was in pain, quickly retracted his head and held the red tassel gun tightly.
Li Fu, who was about to say a few angry words, saw the serious look on the face of this veteran soldier at the moment, and couldn't help but swallow back the words that rushed into his throat.
It was also at this time that there was a goofing scene in the back, but this scene continued to be played later.
Sure enough, within a few seconds, in the open space in front of them, shadows appeared in the smoke that had subsided for most of the time.
Li Fu hurriedly retracted his body, his eyes couldn't help but look to the side, and he changed to an indifferent old soldier again.
"Boy, don't waste your energy with your eyes now, take a rest with Lao Tzu, or I'm afraid you won't survive for ten seconds when the battle starts!"
The veteran Youzi glanced at Li Fu, whose eyes were looking around, and reminded him.
Li Fu was stunned for a moment, and after glancing at the red tassel gun in his hand, he nodded gratefully at the veteran soldier.
At this time, the sound of bullets whistling overhead was heard from time to time, and when each bullet flew overhead, Li Fu's tightly closed eyelids couldn't help but tremble.
But then Li Fu got used to it, no longer put his mind on the bullets whistling overhead, and adjusted his breathing wholeheartedly, ready for the next real battle!
The veteran soldier next to him opened a thin slit in his eyes, glanced at Li Fu's expression, and couldn't help but show a hint of appreciation on his face.
"Brothers, get ready to fight!"
Two minutes later, veteran Youzi and Li Fu opened their eyes almost at the same time.
Turning over and crawling on the trench, Li Fu held his breath and looked at Wang Yuan in front of him, at this moment he was constantly fiddling with the 38 big cover in his hand, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his head.
"Ready, fight!"
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