"Well, I'll cut a long story short." Yishui brewed his feelings, took a deep breath, and spit out a long time, "Once upon a time, there was the most handsome guy in the world, Yishui caught a group of beautiful ghosts and watched their long legs. "That's it.

"And then?" The prefectural order asked.

And then ...... No then. Yishui raised his eyebrows and said.

"Are you going to laugh at my rhythm!" I said, "Don't waste time, hurry." ”

Yishui said seriously: "This time I went to Chongqing, Shanghai, Beijing, and three cities, and I did encounter a lot of strange things. ”

Yishui talked about it without hurry, and told me and the county order about the strange things that I had encountered during this time, and the people I had encountered, as for the so-called demon subjugation in the hotel, he directly ignored it, in fact, I and the county order did not tell him, what we wanted to hear most was the paragraph he ignored.

It took two hours for Yishui to talk about what he had been exposed to, and the county magistrate and I were shocked to hear it, and of course we could hear that he was bragging in some places.

For example, there is a passage in which a woman committed suicide by cutting her wrists, he rushed up with a brisk stride, and directly kicked the knife in the woman's hand away, and after the knife rotated N times in the air, it fell into his hands intact, and he calmly took out an apple from the woman's house and peeled it......

Can this kind of action be made by Yishui? Obviously he didn't want to, I think the original version must have been him rushing over with a brisk stride, kicking the woman's hand, the woman threw the knife in her hand in pain, and after the knife rotated N times in the air, the knife fell into Yishui's hand, causing him to still have a wound in his palm.

"After I encountered these things, the way of eliminating ghosts has increased a lot, and now if I meet the blue-clothed ghost at the beginning, it is simply trivial, killing it is just a matter of this handsome guy's fingers." Yishui's voice changed, "When it comes to moving your fingers, then the problem comes. ”

"What's the problem?" The county magistrate hurried up and asked.

Yishui coughed twice, and pretended to be profound: "Which excavator technology is stronger?" ”

I couldn't help but say his words: "Looking for Lan Xiang in Shandong, China!" ”

County order: "Damn! ”

Me: "Damn! ”

"Speaking of which, here's the problem." Yishui said again.

"Hit him!" I said to the county order.

After saying that, the two of us threw themselves at Yishui, and after beating him wildly, Yishui touched his ass and said, "This tastes so sour." ”

After we finished fighting, I took the initiative to say: "County order, tell Brother Shui what we encountered, and let him know what thrilling is!" ”

"Ahem!" The county magistrate said, "After you left, we received an invitation from Director Zhou to go to a small town called Gucheng on the edge of Chengdu, where there is a health school, you know everything, I will tell you more about it......

After talking about the ancient city guard school, the county order began to talk about the things after coming to my hometown, Huangshan turned into a snake, Zhao Gong collided with a guest, etc., and the county order recalled that he could naturally brag and brag.

For example, when he fought the yellow-skinned water ghost, in his words: "Xiaolong and I each held a sword in each hand, and before we could cut it down, the water ghost immediately knelt on the ground and begged for mercy." ”

"There is also the snake soul on the body of Huangshan, Xiaolong and I jumped into its mouth, cast all kinds of spells in it, and beat the snake soul over and over, and I can't survive but die."

In the end, the county order said that Huang Changqin was finished, and after he added oil and vinegar, it was another two hours that passed.

The county order said: "At that time, I was urinating and preparing to deal with Huang Changqin'......"

Can I tell he was having diarrhea at the time? But when I heard what he said next, I decided not to say anything.

"But before I finished urinating, Xiaolong stabbed down with a sword, and Huang Changqin hung up directly, and knew that Jin Zhao had rushed to the ancestral tomb mountain." The county ordered, "Speaking of the ancestral tomb mountain, then the problem is here!" ”

Yishui: "Which excavator technology is stronger?" ”

I stared fiercely at the county order, ready to pounce on him and beat him at any moment.

"Damn, you think I'm you!" The county commander glanced at Yishui with disdain and said, "My question is, we will enter the ancestral tomb mountain tomorrow, we won't draw talismans, is it really okay to talk nonsense here?" ”

I thought for a moment and said, "Speaking of drawing symbols, then here's the problem. ”

The county commander Yishui asked in unison: "Which excavator technology is stronger?" ”

"Qiang your sister, I want to ask me when I see that the yellow book says that the Tao of three people can be concentrated in one person, and they can draw a more powerful spell, should we try it?"

"What spell?" Speaking of business, Yishui is not lifting the excavator anymore.

"A high-level god-inviting spell that can invite three ghosts and gods at the same time, and they are all relatively powerful." I thought for a moment and said, "It's called the Celestial Gods' Spell." ”

"The gods will curse!" Yishui was surprised, "You will do this too, this is a long-lost spell!" Let's go back and try it. ”

Yishui said to go, walking very fast, the county commander saw him in a hurry, and unfolded his loud singing voice: "Let's go, let's go, the stars in the sky look at the Beidou, one, two, yo......"

"You're a tease!" I laughed and cursed, and followed behind Yishui.

"Wait for me,." The prefectural magistrate also chased after the buttocks.

After arriving at the house of the second father-in-law and the second mother-in-law, we came to a relatively large room, closed the door tightly, and prepared yellow paper, brushes, and cinnabar, and then we had to start moving.

I said to the prefectural commander and Yishui, "You two stretched out a hand and put it on my shoulder. ”

The prefectural order and Ichisui did not question, and both stretched out a hand and put it on my left and right shoulders respectively.

I held the brush in my hand, took a pause, closed my eyes and heart, bit the tip of my tongue fiercely, and then spit the blood into the cinnabar plate, and mixed it with the brush.

"Close your eyes and follow me to recite the Yan Mantra and the Penpen Mantra." I closed my eyes and said to Yishui and the county order, "The Jade Emperor has a sword, the divine inkstone is in all directions, the gold, wood, water, fire and earth, the thunderstorm and lightning, the divine inkstone is lightly grinding, the thunderbolt is light, and the lightning is as urgent as the law!" ”

As soon as I finished reading the county order and Yishui, I followed along: "The Jade Emperor has a sword, the divine inkstone is in all directions, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, thunderstorm, rain, and lightning ......"

After reciting, although I closed my eyes, but also felt the room suddenly golden light, I knew that the Yan Shen mantra just read had taken effect, I was happy in my heart, and continued to recite the pen mantra: "Ju Shui five thunder god generals, electric burning pen light, one to save life, and then to bind the ghosts and evils, everything escapes, I will live forever." Haste as a law. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the voices of Yishui and the prefectural order reached my ears.

These two incantations are the incantations before the painting of the gods of the heavens, and when the pen is written, the penmantra must be recited, and I then recited: "The sky is round and the place is round, the nine chapters of the law, I write now, and the ghosts are hidden." Haste as a law. ”

After reading the county order, Yishui also began to read, and while they were still reading, I had already pressed the brush on the yellow paper in front of me, took a breath, and began to draw talismans while exhaling.