Chapter 35: Tomb of the Living Dead, Weapons
Shi Yu saw that this person was forty or fifty years old, with three beautiful long beards, wearing silk and forging on his body, and wearing the best gems on his hands.
"Who are you?"
"Guess who I am?"
"Do you guess me?"
“……”
"You are at your own pace" on Shi Yu's lips, thought about it and swallowed it back.
"According to the plot, I should indeed do whatever I want, I have another identity - I'm Dr. Martin Zero, may I ask you, a plane restoration expert, who are you pretending? It's me, I'm the plane restoration expert you pretended, doctor, hahahaha! Why don't you laugh? How funny! ”
Shi Yu was stunned.
"Young man, little brother, I ask you to come and see with me......"
Dr. Martin Zero snapped his finger in the void, "Smack"! The light flickered, and in a moment the whole space changed dramatically, and they were now in a spaceship with an extremely modern atmosphere! Looking up, it's not bad, through the completely transparent glass background of this spaceship, there is a bright galaxy outside, and you can see it from afar, as if there is the outline of the Milky Way!
Stars, one by one, nebulae, supernovae, cosmic black holes, as if there are infinite secrets in them, unspeakable.
"I can't mess around with you, because there are other people!" Shi Yu has always been worried about the safety of Ling Hu Chong and others, why are these people around him gone? Where have I been? What about the others? What about the others?
"You mean them?"
Dr. Martin Zero arrived at a projector, snapped on the switch, and a screen of void projection on the opposite side, several people, all of them were frozen there, including Ling Hu Chong and others, all of whom were hit by arrows, and there was a kind of zombie poison gas above their heads, the 4D holographic projection was indeed very realistic, Shi Yu reached out to touch it, and felt that these were all illusions, Shi Yu finally confirmed it, and felt extremely depressed - how much is this like he was dreaming?
"What's going on? Doctor, I'm jumping out of this plane, am I? ”
"Almost," Dr. Martin Zero poured Shi Yu a cup of espresso from a container in the flight capsule of the spaceship, and a strong and pungent mellow aroma rushed into Shi Yu's nostrils, Shi Yu was so comfortable that he almost wanted to sneeze, and the doctor had that very relieved smile on his face, "I finally waited for you, everything in this plane was carefully prepared by me, just like this cup of coffee, you taste it first." ”
"Well...... can't deny that the coffee is superb, this coffee is the best "cat poop" coffee, it is a kind of arboreal wild animal called "civet" on the island of Sumatra, Indonesia, pulled out the poop, and then through several processes such as selection, drying, deodorization, processing and roasting, to produce the rarest, most unique, and most expensive coffee in the world.
It is said that there are many grades of this rare coffee, and as for what grade this coffee is drinking now, Shi Yu can't drink it.
This thing can also be found in the plane of "Smiling Proud Jianghu", Dr. Martin Zero, what level of character are you?
Then he also felt that in this space, the temperature seemed to be kept at a constant value forever, and Shi Yu felt that he was still wearing ancient costumes! This autumn outfit made him feel hot and whirring, and now he was starting to feel uncomfortable anyway.
"You don't still think about your "Smiling Proud Jianghu" plane, right?" Martin looked at Shi Yu's puzzled look gently, and couldn't help laughing, "That's right, I live in that plane, and between that plane and other planes, a small opening has been opened, and it has become my hiding place, hehe!" You see! How much wealth do I have? The wealth of the entire Ming Dynasty is not necessarily as much as mine! Even if he is a main god, he may not have me at ease! ”
"Dr. Martin Zero, I seem to have heard that you died during a plane shuttle mission, no, you disappeared, could it be that you actually deliberately hid it, just because you don't want to do the business of plane repair?"
"Hey, plane repair, is a concept put forward by the Lord God, once a long time ago, the Lord God trained a group of people, including me, to go around the various planes, responsible for repairing the relationship between multiple planes. However, I found a particularly serious problem in the repair process, that is, some planes are actually imperfect or even wrong, so at this time, do I still fix it or not? ”
"How do you explain this?"
"Okay, don't you see? You just said that what was your first feeling when you crossed over to the plane of "Smiling Proud Jianghu"? Is it loss? ”
"Well, the true qi is gone...... Shi Yu frowned and calculated, "The Sunflower Treasure Book has become a zombie treasure book, and Yue Buqun's Zixia Divine Skill is probably the skin on his face, when he is lucky, the blood vessels dilate and the capillaries burst, which causes purple over time, and can turn black if it grows longer!" ”
"Hehehe! What else? ”
"There are no martial arts secrets, and what leads to the entire rivers and lakes is not high-tech, but pure economic interests; However, the Demon Sect is really a Demon Sect that pits people and harms people, and it should have been eliminated on behalf of the People's Representative Party a long time ago to eliminate this scourge, which is also very disappointing, because it is not romantic. ”
"Martial arts novels are outdated, all the fantasies seem so childish and ridiculous to you now, and all those powerful tricks have been proven to be deceptive? Right? That's why you're disappointed? ”
"Well, I'm a stubborn person with feelings."
"Hell feelings, haha!" Dr. Martin Zero smiled very happily, and he handed Shi Yu another drink, "Try this, this is the Longjing before the Ming Dynasty, the best tea that is absolutely authentic, what the emperor of the Ming Dynasty drinks now, he drinks the rest of my drink!" I'm in this plane, I'm at my own pace, the leader of the Demon Sect, you think I'm going to be guilty of being imprisoned, on the contrary, I want to enjoy as much as I want! ”
"Enjoy? How do you enjoy it? ”
"That's too easy to say, you can just say it, money, beautiful women I can get whatever I want, because Dongfang is undefeated is the monster I have changed, he takes care of everything for me in front, and at the same time I am responsible for ensuring his safety, so do you think he can do good things for me?"
"Isn't Dongfang Undefeated that alien parasitic beast? Could it be that you summoned him from another plane? ”
"Yes, even you, I summoned you, I just feel that I have been in this plane for too long, and I want to change the plane and change the mood, but that requires too much energy!"
"Are you saying that it takes energy to send the Buddha's head back to Huashan?"
"No, it's easy to send it back, it takes a very strong energy to activate the plane purification process, this is something I can't do, because I'm no longer the original plane repair expert, that can only be done by you, then you can achieve it, right? All right? ”
"Oh. Is the head of the Buddha with you? ”
"Yes, I'll give it to you now."
Martin Zero took the key and opened a small box from one of the ship's safes, and a statue of a Buddha's head, not much larger than a teacup, appeared in front of them.
"Then some of us have been infected with the zombie virus......"
"That's just an unreal dream, for you, defeating Dongfang Undefeated as soon as possible is the key to activating the teleportation array, and I also want to help you, because I am also under his control now."
"Didn't you summon him?"
"Didn't I tell you that I was still a plane restoration expert back then? I was in the middle of the battle with him, I found this intermediate space, I hid here, and neither of us could hurt each other, so I have been waiting for you to come......"
"And I can't beat the East if it's undefeated, I basically don't have any ability in this plane."
"So if you find me, this problem will be solved!" Dr. Martin Zero, at this critical question, slapped himself on the thigh, "Your mission bracelet, do you know how long it has been since the software version has been upgraded?" I can help you get him! ”
"What?"
"Toot!" Martin Zero pulled the confused Shi Yu, put him with the bracelet in front of a computer, there was a wire connected to the bracelet, "beep", Martin Zero's computer came out and prompted: "The task bracelet system has a new version that can be upgraded, do you confirm the refresh?" ”
"Are there any new features in the new version?" Shi Yu was a little blindfolded, "It's like an Apple phone upgrade?" ”
"More advanced than that!" Martin Zero tapped the keyboard quickly, and the last few letters were displayed in the center of the huge screen, "Welcome to the MIUI 10,000 and 800 system." Press 1 to confirm, press your nose if you are not sure whether to brush or not. ”
"Press 1."
"Refresh failed ......"
"Huh?" Shi Yu felt a sharp pain like a pinprick on his body, and he screamed!
When I opened my eyes again, I found that the bearded Dr. Martin Zero was in the small village where Shi Yu and they fought zombies, under a big tree, holding the latest Xiaomi mobile phone in his hand, smiling at Shi Yu!
Beside him, lying on the ground, there were several people who came together, men and women slept very sweetly, and they all snorted in joy, and the sky was slightly bright. This is the plane of "Smiling Proud Jianghu", such as a fake change.
"What's going on? Isn't it a version refresh failure? ”
"Actually, it was a success!" Martin smiled helplessly, and patiently explained, "The system of this bracelet is not perfect, and it still needs to be constantly updated. In order to express regret, I will first send you the latest Xiaomi mobile phone 9th generation with the bracelet, there will be better results, see you later! ”
"Wait, what are we doing here, aren't we here to save you? When you go back, talk to your girl before you leave, father-in-law. ”
"I'll beat you, stinky boy! Compared to you, I like Linghu Chong more, but since you have been able to hang up, then it is a matter of time before you and Linghu Chong merge into one person, so you go and wake up these people now! Let's keep the trick going! ”
"Great!"