Chapter 27: Rounding up the gnomes

With swirling corridors, countless staircases, and closed grave passages, we walked a long way and never found any corpses again.

Lao Hei shook the whip in disappointment and said, "That military advisor, where do you say that dwarf who ran away can go?" Why hasn't it come out yet? I want to meet a dwarf to practice my hands now, and I'm uncomfortable. ”

I'm a little worried that this can't be guaranteed pyloriophobia is going to happen again. Now I, Yang Guo Yang Daxia, can only use one hand, and Lao Hei is going crazy again, I really can't get him.

I comforted him and said: "Lao Hei, don't always think about fighting and killing, think about it, there are countless gold and silver treasures waiting for us in front of you, and when the time comes, you will enjoy endless glory and wealth, so don't worry about the group of dwarfs who have not been developed and have not opened their monstrosity and drink blood. ”

Lao Hei said: "What Aiqing said is very true, let him go today, but I feel uncomfortable, I feel that the small universe is about to explode, and if I don't vent, I will get sick immediately, or a terminal illness." ”

I said, "King, it's time for you to take your medicine, it's a typical ADHD type of rabies, and if you get sick, you will catch whoever bites you." Don't be sad, as long as you don't give up on treatment, there is still salvation. It's normal to have ups and downs in life, and you have to think about it. I'll give you an idea, don't you always think it's a graveyard. Imagine that the two of us are now celebrities on the Forbes list of the world's richest people, here is the backstage of CCTV's artistic life, this tomb is the road to the stage, all the flashes of the novel are on you, and it will be our turn to give speeches to the two richest people in the world in a while, think about the words, don't go on stage and don't know what to say, the vast number of ignorant people are still waiting to get closer to you and sublimate your IQ! ”

I tried to use psychotherapy to change Lao Hei's attention, otherwise he would easily become irritable, and then become crazy and smash everywhere to vent, and he would not be afraid to smash me, and I would be cowardly if he hit me, I am now a patient.

"Hey,I'm good at this,I've thought about it hundreds of times when I was okay before,First of all, I have to thank my parents,Then thank my good brother for the two dogs,And the major TVs,Finally, I want to say thank you for this well-deserved award。 The old black eyebrows danced in the vernacular, and the saliva flew everywhere.

I interrupted him: "Wang, it's off-topic, it's not for you to receive the award, there is no award for artistic life, it's a testimonial, a testimonial." ”

"Oh, it's an artistic life, no awards, no awards. That is when I was a child, I was called a poor person, picking up donkey dung and eggs every day to live, and I didn't dare to clean up the for fear of starvation. When I grow up, my life can only be described as bleak, I don't dare to chew enoki mushrooms and leeks, I can eat them the next day after washing, I only have to wear the waistband of my underwear. Starting a business is even more difficult, serving dishes and brushing dishes, collecting rags and working as security guards, I don't even care if they are poor or not, anyway, they are not as poor as me. In the end, I succeeded, and I want to tell the audience sitting in front of the TV: pay will be rewarded, and knowledge can change fate. Lao Hei laughed as he spoke, and sang: "If the heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love in the world!" ”

I said, "Then I have to give you a chirp, it's better to sing well, and when you come on stage, you will say that, it will definitely be popular." When the time comes, not only the rich circle, but also the entertainment industry, people will give the nickname: Bill Gates Buffett in the entertainment industry, and then give you a few female stars, make scandals every day, and live a small life. ”

Lao Hei couldn't cover his mouth with a smile, and said again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, you still know me, hurry up and go quickly, I can't wait, you two dogs, your arms are crippled and your legs are not lame, walk so slowly." ”

Finally adjusted Lao Hei's mood, otherwise I was really afraid that he would get sick and jump up and me, now looking at his mental state, it is normal than normal people.

I shouted at him to slow down and rush towards him, and from time to time the wound on his shoulder was in a heart-rending pain from the concussion of the run.

Judging from the current injury, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of this strange tomb, whether this is a tomb or not, I think we are getting farther and farther away from the goal of tomb robbery, and it seems that we are heading for a road of no return.

Because we have never heard of an ancient tomb that can be built into a tunnel, the purpose of our tomb robbery is only to dig a small tomb and mix a few change to spend it, but we did not expect to fall into such a big trap.

It's like walking on the road, seeing a peerless woman with long hair fluttering, slender thighs, and snow-white skin in front of you.

We've been walking for a long time, so long that I don't bother to count the time, I suspect that this spiral tomb is very likely to lead to the center of the earth, and finally get out of this spiral tombway, and we will be faced with the fiery magma gushing from the center of the earth, if so, it is better to die.

I could no longer hear the footsteps of Lao Hei descending the stairs, the dim tomb passage, the candles flickering on and off, like the green ghost fire in the cemetery, my heart was timid. I don't know if Lao Hei is crazy again, and he left me alone, so I'm a sick person.

After taking two steps, I couldn't stand being alone in this dark tomb, and I shouted, "Old Hei, you wait for me!" ”

There was no answer, no echo, and the tomb was so dull that even the sound became so dull. I clenched the whip, for fear that a corpse or a dwarf would suddenly jump out of the dark, in fact, I am not afraid of a dwarf, I am afraid of a corpse in front of my eyes, the biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans have a sense of sympathy with their own kind.

After walking some distance, I heard the old black whoast screaming, the voice was far away from me, and I guessed that he was either in trouble, or he had made a fortune by encountering corpses again. Ignoring the injury to my shoulder, I threw the candle away, and rushed into the dark graveyard with the black gold ancient knife, hitting the wall several times when I turned the corner, and the pain in my shoulder almost made me faint.

After running for a while, I gradually heard the voice of Lao Hei Wow Wow mixed with screams, his screams became louder and louder, I broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that nothing must happen.

I didn't know how many turns, and finally saw the candlelight in front of me mixed with white light, a sturdy body pulled out a long shadow in the bright light, I stepped on the shadow and walked forward, only to see clearly that it was old black.

Fortunately, he didn't seem to be in a big way, just holding the whip to make a defensive gesture against the tomb wall, the candle in his hand was faint in his rapid breathing, and the old black wow, as if he was scaring the things inside the tomb wall, and his throat was broken.

I yelled, "What's going on, old black! ”

Lao Hei scolded me and replied to me: "Here, the dwarf who ran away is in the room!" ”

As I walked forward, the tomb had come to an end, and at the end was a huge stone door, with a white light shining through the crack, which seemed to be an exit. On the right side of the stone door there is a small room similar to the communication room, more than a meter high doorway, inside the black can not see anything, I held the black gold ancient knife to the side of Lao Hei, re-lit the candle in my hand, Lao Hei's neck was dripping blood, a piece of crimson stained his coat, I said, "Are you okay?" ”

Lao Hei shook his head: "It's okay, a dwarf accidentally caught the way, was plotted, this monster was kicked into the room by me, and it hid in this house!" ”

I frowned, it seems that there is only one exit to this tomb, and it may not be possible to get out, otherwise with the dwarf's familiarity with the tomb, it is impossible to hide in the tomb, unless it has the intention of getting rid of the two of us.

I said, "How many?" ”

Lao Hei yelled at the tomb a few more times, and said, "Just one, I was almost killed by him." ”

I blew out the candle and went to the old black satchel to take out a flashlight, the tomb was too small to carry the candle in, the enemy was clear and I was secretly injured by the dwarf.

I turned on the flashlight and looked into the tomb, which was very small, exactly the same as the communication room that looked at the door, at most a few square meters, and in the center of the tomb was a stone table with a black lacquer box on it.

The dwarf was curled up in a corner of the tomb, with its long tongue stretched out, as if it had just licked blood, trying to block our view with a stone table, but this tomb was so small that it had nothing to hide.

I yelled at the tomb twice, every time I shouted, the dwarf trembled, it seems that it is also scared, this dwarf looks really disgusting, I shone the flashlight to the side, and he vomited when he saw it.

I said to it, "Can you speak?" ”

The dwarf didn't answer, and I could feel its fear.

I said, "Can you understand me?" ”

The dwarf squeaked twice like a mouse, and the sound was so small that it seemed to understand human speech, but it could not speak.

I said, "We don't hurt you, but you can't hurt us either, and if you agree, squeak three times." ”

"Squeak, squeak."

I said, "Three times, what do you mean by two squeaks?" ”

"Squeak, squeak."

Lao Hei interjected: "You talk to a monkey about arithmetic, can it understand?" ”

I thought to myself, too, this dwarf probably doesn't count at all.

I said, "I'll ask you, you answer me, and we'll let you go." ”

The gnome squeaked twice.

I said, "Is this a tomb?" ”

"Squeak."

I said, "Can this tomb go out?" ”

"Squeak."

I said, "Do you know how to get out?" ”

"Squeak."

I'll go! I really play the piano to the cow, and I don't understand what it means to squeak at all, is it "yes" or "no"?

I dared to go into the burial chamber, across a stone table from the dwarf, and hit it diagonally near it with a flashlight, so that I could see it in a blur, but I couldn't see it clearly. This way I won't be surprised by its horrible and disgusting appearance, and I can monitor it at all times.

I said, "I'm going to ask you now, and you can just nod your head." Nodding your head, will you? ”

The dwarf looked up as if looking at me, but fortunately its face was pitch black, and I couldn't see its features, but I could see that it hesitated for a moment and nodded violently.