Chapter 358: If you want to catch me, you can talk
Looking at Li Daming on tiptoe, I was shocked, and the charm in my hand was subconsciously pasted out.
"I'm grass." I hurt when I posted it, and my post was not tall enough to stick it on his chin.
Li Daming's current situation is obviously that he has been covered by dirty things, like this, if you don't stick to the ghost door, don't think about hurting that dirty thing.
"Hey, hey." Li Daming twisted his mouth and smiled miserably at me, "Dare to break into my territory and look for death." ”
After saying that, he hugged me tightly, opened his mouth, and bit me on the shoulder.
Biting the shoulder again, your uncle, was infected by a ghost last time, but it took a lot of trouble to get rid of the ghost poison, if you are bitten again this time, whether you can find the blue and black ghost or not.
Even if I found it, I wouldn't be someone else's opponent.
So of course I can't let him bite, and it's really not my character to carry it twice in the same place.
Fortunately, Li Daming hugged me and left my two hands outside, I twisted the second eagle with my left hand, stuffed my right hand into the robe, and quickly touched the rusty sword.
"Dare bite me!"
I held the rusty sword across my chest, and Li Daming just bit on it.
"Roar...... Dragons...... Kill ...... Kill me, it's so uncomfortable......" Li Daming bit on it, and seemed to recover some even, his facial features were distorted for a while and normal for a while, and I had goosebumps when I saw it.
"Director, you hold on for a while!" I want to kill him with a knife now, but the vixen hasn't been found yet, and Li Daming may be needed at that time, and it's a little unworthy to die now.
"Quick, little dragon......"
I didn't bother to pay attention to Li Daming, and let him struggle not far away, because I was now preparing a big killer move.
I unbuckled my belt, took out the bottle of mineral water, and began to pee, and it didn't take long for me to fill most of the bottle.
Director, director, don't blame me, I'm just an ordinary person now, and the charm can't be used indiscriminately, and I haven't seen the fox spirit for a while, and the charm is gone, I don't know what to do.
It is said in the Yellow Book that there are many ways for ghosts to force them out, one of which is this peerless murderous aura made with urine, referred to as - boy urine!
As long as the person who is on the upper body drinks the child's urine, and uses the yang energy in the child's urine, the ghost can be forced out.
I made this decision not because I wanted to rectify Li Daming, but because I really had no choice.
Paste the charm, I may not be able to paste it at one time, it is a waste if it is not pasted, only this child's urine, I can recreate it without it, it is convenient and affordable, and the news says that it is healthy and non-toxic.
That's a good thing.
I took the bottle to the bottle and sniffed it, and a foul smell came to my nose.
Ji Ao, it really stinks, I muttered, quickly took the bottle away, and then said to Li Daming: "Director, bear with me." ”
Li Daming didn't know what I was going to do, so while struggling, he nodded and said intermittently, "You...... You, let the horses go...... Come on. ”
"I'm ****!" After saying that, I rushed over directly, and with my strong body, I directly threw Li Daming to the ground.
Anyway, Li Daming is also in his fifties, although he was ghosted, he still has some consciousness, so it didn't take much effort to be pressed to the ground by me.
"Ahh
Li Daming opened his mouth wide and struggled, and I pressed him to the ground and kept moving.
"Wow!" The second eagle screamed abruptly beside him, his neck kept shaking, and the two bells hanging on it shook the little thing, and the crisp sound of jingling bells came out.
The sound spread far and wide in the quiet woods, and Li Daming, who was under me, was stunned with his mouth open when he heard the sound of the bell.
Of course, I won't let go of this kind of opportunity, so I quickly put the rusty sword on the side, pressed his head with my hand, and then turned the mouth of the mineral water bottle upside down against Li Daming's mouth.
Gurgling, purring......
All I could see was the urine in the bottle bubbling and rapidly decreasing at a rate visible to the naked eye.
"Ahh A woman's scream came from Li Daming's body, and not long after, a female ghost dressed in white ran out of Li Daming's body.
As soon as the female ghost came out, I took back the bottle, and Li Daming was pressed to the ground by me and kept coughing, and he was still talking in his mouth.
It's like saying, why does your urine stink so much?
I didn't have time to deal with Li Daming, and now the female ghost was struggling across from me, still vomiting in her mouth, and what she spit out was one white worm after another, which looked very disgusting.
"You...... You're so ruthless!" The female ghost vomited and even started talking at the same time.
"I'm grass, you're not a ghost?" I was stunned by her words, and subconsciously said, "What kind of ghost can talk?"
"The ghost can still drink urine, why can't he speak." The female ghost spat out two more times, looked at me and said, "Where did you come from, the hairy boy, who is still a virgin when he grows so tall!"
I was stunned by the female ghost, and it wasn't until Erying barked there twice that I woke up and pretended to say: "I am the invincible opponent in the world, the handsome Mr. Yin and Yang, the big name...... yes!"
"Yay? (Grandpa)" The female ghost was stunned for a moment.
"Huh." I first teased the female ghost for a while, then took out the charm and said with a cautious face, "Why do you know how to speak, and you still come to harm us, say it!" Otherwise, I won't let you go. ”
The female ghost was stunned for a moment, then peeled off her extremely loose hair, stared at me for a long time, and asked me after a long time, "What is Mr. Yin and Yang?"
"Ghost hunters." I replied.
"Oh." The female ghost's face suddenly became vicious, "You want to catch me?"
"Don't catch, don't catch." As soon as I finished saying this, the female ghost had already arrived in front of me, but she suddenly stopped.
It's dangerous, but I'm good to be quick.
Seriously, I really don't dare to compare with an intelligent ghost now, of course it's best not to fight, I looked at her stunned and said, "I just want to ask you something, I hope you can help." ”
Li Daming leaned on the tree next to me, watching me calmly talk to the female ghost, his face was as white as a piece of paper, but what I admired was that he didn't run away, and he didn't even faint.
It seems that when he saw the fox spirit, he didn't faint, and it was really true.
After hearing my words, the female ghost disappeared in front of my eyes as soon as her body floated, and then floated around in the woods, and the dense trees around her could not stop her at all, allowing her to wear and walk.
I watched her turn around several times before she stopped, put her fiasco face in front of the tip of my nose, and said to me, "You want to ask questions?" Ask what?"
Hearing her words, my hanging heart finally fell into my stomach, and after taking a deep breath, I asked again, "Why do you speak?" ”