Chapter 324: Call You Stinky and Show Off
As the saying goes, there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky, and many masters are hidden in the people, just because the cultivators have pure hearts and few desires and don't like to be in the limelight, so few people can see what the real masters are like. However, people are human beings after all, and there are always some people who can't help but want to be in the limelight, such as this Mao Bada , he is a person who likes to be in the limelight.
was reminded by Mao Ba Dayi, many of the predecessors of Taoism and Buddhism present looked at Chen Shuisheng.
However, few of these people are real masters, and they can't see the problem at all.
Some people have a little ability, it's okay to look at ordinary people, but when they look at Chen Shuisheng, they can't see the slightest clue, they only know that Chen Shuisheng's seven colors are good, that's all.
At the adjacent table, there was a Buddhist monk with a ruddy face and a blessed face: "Chen Shuisheng's donor has a unique eye and a benevolent heart, and he is a person who is destined for the Buddha." ”
This monk is also a wandering monk, first settled in Hong'an Temple to practice.
The others didn't have much ability, and when they heard this, they nodded again and again as if they didn't understand, and then discussed in a low voice.
The great monk replied to the question, Mao Bada smiled coldly, and said to the great monk: "Master, what you said is too flattering, I didn't ask about this, but his predecessor in this life, mana cultivation." ”
The monk remained silent, and said to the Buddha: "Amitabha, the past and the present life, mana cultivation, these matters are related to the creation of heaven, and the Taoist chief does not say it." ”
"Hahaha......"
Mao Bada laughed loudly, "What the master said is reasonable, but today here, the theory of heavenly creation is dispensable, and it varies from person to person." ”
There are words in Mao's eight words, and only those who understand in their hearts can understand them.
Mao Bada actually wanted to test the great monk to see if the great monk saw the problem or didn't see the problem.
Who knows, but the great monk reads: "Good, good......"
Hearing this, Mao Bada couldn't help but feel disdainful, smiled coldly, and decided that the great monk didn't see the problem, so he hugged his fist at the Taoist friends at this table, and said loudly: "Everyone, we are cultivators, and Zhang Daoyou is close friends, today Zhang Daoyou's son is married, we are obviously a little reluctant to go to the banquet empty-handed, so, poor Taoist is not talented, I am willing to express my heart to the master's family for all Taoist friends, and add a joy to this scene with my Taoist mystical method." ”
After that, Mao Bada deliberately glanced at the big monk at the next table.
Mao Bada's meaning is to expose the shortcomings of the great monk, and if you don't have the ability, don't jump out and talk nonsense.
When the great monk heard this, he didn't react at all, just closed his eyes and stared, and continued to mutter good and good......
In this way, Mao Bada looked down on the great monk even more.
Mao Bada's words attracted the attention of many guests, and everyone quieted down and looked at Mao Bada.
When the Taoist priests at this table heard this, they felt that their faces were bright, and they responded one after another.
Mao Bada wore a spiritual robe, got off the table, and strode towards Zhang Shunyang.
Zhang Shunyang knew that this Mao Bada love was unlikable, but on this happy day, he couldn't slack off the guests, so he hurriedly greeted Mao Bada with his fists, "Brother Dao, ...... are you?" ”
"Go and see ......"
Chen Shuisheng had already sensed the situation on Mao Bada's side, and when he saw that Mao Bada's exit hurt the great monk, he was very unhappy, in order to teach this Mao Bada a little lesson, Chen Shuisheng gave Lin Xue and the others beside him a look, stood up with a smile, and came to Zhang Shunyang's side to see what kind of fame this Mao Bada was going to do.
Chen Shuisheng came together, and Lin Xue and the others also came around.
Mao Bada hugged his fist at Zhang Shunyang, nodded at Zhang Kai and Tian Xin, and then said loudly: "Zhang Daoyou, today is the joy of Lang Ding's marriage, and it is a great honor for Poor Dao and others to be invited to come." It's just that cultivators regard money as dung, and there is nothing to show it. In this way, the poor road uses Taoism to help the fun, and adds another joy to the engagement of Ling Lang and Ling Rong's daughter-in-law. ”
As soon as Mao Bada said this, everyone became excited, and few of those present who had seen any Taoism were surprised.
Many hotel waiters also rushed over to see the excitement.
People are here to add to the festivities, can you not say it? Zhang Shunyang immediately shouted three times, thinking that he usually let you show his hand, you are unwilling to put on a stinky shelf, and today I want to show off when I see a lot of people, since this is the case, I will simply praise you and let you do more.
Chen Shuisheng secretly operated his discerning eyes and quietly observed everything.
"Sacrifice ugliness, sacrifice ugliness!"
Mao Bada climbed the high platform, hugged his fists to everyone, then closed his eyes, and said something in his mouth, and suddenly waved his hand, hundreds of butterflies were conjured out, these butterflies were colorful, twice as large as ordinary butterflies, and after flying around the restaurant, they surrounded Zhang Kai and Tian Ya's side, and they did not disperse.
Everyone at the scene was stunned, no one had ever seen such a strange thing in their lives!
"Good!"
Zhang Shunyang suddenly shouted hello and applauded.
Hundreds of people at the scene applauded one after another, and the applause was thunderous, making Mao Bada happy and like something.
"Aquatic, do you see how he did it?" Lin Xue touched Chen Shuisheng's arm and asked in a low voice.
I have to admit that this Mao Bada's spiritual power is still very strong, Chen Shuisheng nodded lightly and responded in a low voice, "It's very simple, it's nothing more than using the spiritual power of the water system to transform the form, and then use the spiritual power and meditation power to urge them, making people look like real butterflies." ”
"Oh, fake! I thought it was a butterfly from the fairy world that was recruited by him. Lin Xue patted Chen Shuisheng's shoulder, "It's still my brother who is amazing, and he knows a lot." ”
Zhang Kai and Tian Ya were excited.
Mao Bada's ears moved, and under this thunderous applause, he heard the conversation between Chen Shuisheng and Lin Xue.
"Living Immortals, another one!"
At this time, Zhang Shunyang shouted.
Zhang Shunyang is a sycophant, anyway, don't spend your spiritual power yourself.
As soon as they heard this, all the people present shouted together, "Living Immortals, one more!" Living immortals, one more! ”
Hearing everyone call themselves living immortals, Mao Bada was excited. He thought in his heart, now that he is developed, here are all celebrities in Zhonghai City! I want to make money, I want to build the world's first magnificent Taoist temple, I want to be famous! I'm going to be famous!
The applause stopped, and everyone looked at Mao Bada expectantly.
In the excitement, Mao Bada was ready to come to a big one, but Mao Bada thought of Chen Shuisheng again, so Mao Bada said loudly: "This time, I want to find a helper to cooperate with my ......"
"I, I, I ......"
"I do, I do!"
"I'll come, I'll come ......"
As soon as they heard that the important people cooperated, everyone at the scene went crazy and rushed to be the first.
Seeing that someone came uninvited, they all rushed to the stage, Mao Bada hurriedly said: "The person I'm looking for is not an ordinary person, and I don't want ordinary people to come up." ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately calmed down.
Don't run up and be driven down again, isn't that embarrassing?
Mao Bada raised his hand, "Mr. Chen Shuisheng, the junior chairman of Deshan Group, how about coming up and cooperating?" ”
Dog, I already knew you were thinking about me! Chen Shuisheng scolded in his heart, and then went to the high platform with a smile.
As soon as Chen Shuisheng got on the high platform, he didn't wait for Mao Bada to speak, and said: "Everyone, today is the big day of my brother's engagement, Mao Dao has a long and profound way, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a living immortal." ”
Seeing Chen Shuisheng lifting himself, Mao Bada suddenly felt beautiful for a while, so he immediately changed his mind, don't make Chen Shuisheng ugly, let's make friends.
Chen Shuisheng didn't finish speaking, paused, and continued: "We have already seen the colorful, beautiful and festive butterflies. But I think it's rare to invite the living immortals today, and if the living immortals can bring some affordable benefits to everyone, it will be even better! For example, change some gold bricks and gold bars for everyone, jade agate or something? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Turn into gold bricks!"
"We want gold bricks!!"
As soon as they heard this, everyone immediately shouted excitedly, hysterical one by one, and their eyes were red.
"No, no, no, this can't work......"
Mao Bada waved his hand again and again in embarrassment, "Everyone, this is definitely not good, cultivators pay attention to pure hearts and few desires, help the world and save people, there is absolutely no reason to change gold bricks, this is against the way of heaven, so you can't make it ......"
As soon as Chen Shuisheng raised his hand, everyone quieted down, "Everyone has heard it, the living immortals can say, the gold bricks can't be changed, if they can change, the living immortals will already become the richest man in the world." ”
"Hahaha......"
“……”
When Mao Bada heard this, he felt more and more embarrassed.
Everyone laughed, and the big monk also opened his eyes and looked at the high platform with a smile on his face.
Chen Shuisheng immediately changed the topic: "Well, the living immortal just said that although he can't change gold, silver, jewelry, agate and jade, he can save the world." I believe that there must be someone who is not feeling well at this scene, such as disability, cancer, etc., and you are not here at this time, so how long will you stay? ”
When they heard this, everyone looked around.
Among these hundreds of people, there are really many who are unwell.
A few seconds after Chen Shuisheng finished speaking, a young girl quickly got up and trotted over with a wheelchair, and sitting in the wheelchair was the girl's mother, who had both legs amputated, and wanted to ask the living gods to help her mother's legs grow back up.
I saw an old man being helped up and walked towards here, the old man is Alzheimer's, he is ninety-eight years old this year, and today can be regarded as a savior.
"The living gods save me, I have leukemia!"
A little daughter-in-law rushed over.
A bald big fat man suddenly jumped over, "Living immortals, my hair, my hair ......"
"O living immortals! I've never been pregnant, I've had cancer in my uterus! ”
"I have diabetes ......"
"I have uremia ......"
"Fairy, I have a cold......
"Fairy, I want to be pretty......"
"Immortal, I'm impotent ......"
"I have hemorrhoids ......"
The restaurant suddenly became lively, and many people poured onto the stage!
Zhang Shunyang turned his head and couldn't help laughing.
A group of angry monks also smiled, not happy.
Chen Shuisheng gave a serious thumbs up to Mao Bada, "Living immortals, helping the world and saving people, you said it yourself!" ”
"This, this...... This and this ......"
Mao Bada's face was blue and white for a while, and he couldn't get off the stage at all because of Chen Shuisheng's troubles!
The hatred in Mao Bada's heart!
If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place? If you knew this, you just had to eat well, what do you want to show off your face!?
Looking at the crowd rushing towards him, Mao Bada's intestines were all repentant!