98. Ass function

'The grasshopper shakes the tree, and it is beyond its own strength! ’

From the mouth of the edamame, who has always been grinning, such a hard word suddenly popped out, and all the members of the team were a little dumbfounded, and the anger that had just been aroused was also transferred instantly, is this still the Mao team who is very grinning on weekdays and can't spit out two taels of ink!

However, there are not three people among the surprised people, Zhou Zhe and Mai Zijie, and Zhou Peng!

In Mak Zijie's opinion, his big brother edamame behaves normally!

"Big brother is usually just too low-key, that's just using the ordinary to cover up his own gorgeousness, you haven't seen the time when the big brother said the big brother was dumbfounded!" Mai Zijie looked at his old classmates around him triumphantly, as if he was in the limelight.

In the opinion of Zhou Peng, who has always said less and done more, although the Mao team usually seems to be very arrogant and occasionally reckless, there is some truth behind it! Maybe, Team Mao is also bright-hearted, no matter how tricky he is, Team Zhuo will give him the aftermath!

"How can a person with extraordinary combat intelligence, a person who is surrounded by brothers and friends who are extremely smart, really just be stupid as it seems! Look at Team Zhuo and Brother Zhou Zhe! Isn't it all about the gathering of likes! Looking at the tall back of edamame, Zhou Peng just remembered the wind and rain experience he had experienced along the way with the three brothers, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but bring a smile.

As for Zhou Zhe......, well, the truth of the matter is......

About three months ago, the day before Zhuo Naicheng and the others met Mai Zijie and Shang Wei and the others, Zhuo Naicheng and the four defeated the first mutant zombie they encountered after the end of the world, and the two brothers were both promoted to the night of the beginner evolutionary......

At that time, Zhou Peng happened to go to the supermarket to pick up supplies, and edamame was a rare bit of a serious matter, and talked to Zhuo Naicheng about the problem of Chef Wu and others in the same service area, Zhuo Naicheng said at that time: "It's just some flesh mortals who have not yet evolved, don't worry too much about them, just take the necessary safety precautions when you rest at night, if these people really have some abnormalities, they are just grasshoppers shaking the tree, and they can't do anything about themselves!" ”

Edamame immediately gave full play to his strengths, and asked with a surprised face: "Brother Nai!" I know what it means to be self-conscious! What is the ass function, though? ”

“……！”

So, ...... the source, the meaning, and how to write each word, Zhuo Naicheng habitually became a teacher for Edamame again, and finally let Edamame understand what it means to be 'grasshoppers shake the tree, ridiculous and unreasonable'.

And this process, Zhou Zhe has always watched with a smile on the sidelines......

…………

In the eyes of Mai Zijie, the tall and connotative eldest brother Edamame once again exerted his ingenuity, and once again transformed the words of his eldest brother Zhuo Naicheng to him into his own words with a little embellishment and processing, and then he was so lazy and casually said it, so he stunned everyone again, and his image exploded again!

Edamame looked lazy and lazy, and his big mouth opened and closed one by one to spit out contempt and ridicule for Song Haichao, but the imaginary anger did not happen, and Song Haichao seemed to be nailed to the edge of the dark place, and he didn't move for half a minute......

"Hehe, I can't imagine that you, a big guy, look stunned, and even play some small tricks to tease the opponent's momentum and emotions! It's really unseemly! ”

"Let me guess, you want me to lose control of my emotions and take the initiative, it's best to rush straight up and be easily caught by you, right?" Song Haichao smiled very easily, revealing smugness, and at the same time did not hide his malice!

Although Song Haichao came out early to mix, he didn't read much. But ridicule, contempt, and ridicule are still understandable and palpable!

Judging by his previous performances, he undoubtedly looks like a reckless man who once gained power. Then under the series of performances before edamame, he should have been angry and rushed up to fight with edamame!

But is it possible......!?

On the surface, Song Haichao seems to have no city government, and anyone who flirts with a few words at will will immediately become angry, but in fact, this is just his appearance and disguise, and it is also the arrogance of enduring humiliation for several years, he just deliberately wants to release this posture to show others! This is his release!

If he was really a simple and brainless reckless man, how could he have hated Zhao Fuhai and worked for him for so many years without revealing it, and waited for such an opportunity!

Song Haichao did not hide his malice towards everyone present, because he had already announced that everyone could not be spared, looking at the edamame who suddenly looked a little boring after being exposed by himself, Song Haichao felt very happy, he had gradually liked this feeling of destroying other people's calculations and seeing people disappointed......!

Song Haichao sneered: "What? Was the previous rhetoric just blowing the air? After realizing that you can't deal with me as a leader right away, have you forgotten what you just said? Aren't you going to behead a hundred! Haha, don't worry, I will definitely satisfy your ......! ”

"Although, I don't know exactly what you mean by ass function...... but I'll let you know who's really incompetent, oh yes, and ......, you guys seem to be nervous about that node gate! Hahahaha! ”

Song Haichao didn't know what Edamame was thinking, but he struck Edamame's concerns crookedly! Maybe he originally wanted to stimulate Zhao Fuhai, who was originally gray, but at this time, he was a little more interested in Zhao Fuhai!

If you talk about the desire to fight, among the people present, only Bergqi, an orc born to fight, can compare with Edamame, if it is the past, it may be the first to rush out and fight with Song Haichao is Edamame......!

But today, here and now! Because behind Edamame is the node gate, what he is most worried about is that once the dozen or so of them and the other party's three hundred evolutionaries are in hand, at this time, as long as a casual evolutionary with a power attribute of more than 30 can easily destroy this node gate, and then his eldest brother Zhuo Naicheng will not be able to find a way back to the earth!

Therefore, if Song Haichao, who can be excited, loses his mind and sends it to the door himself, it will be the best result!

But Song Haichao not only easily saw through Edamame's strategy, but in the end, he poked Edamame's sore feet crookedly and mentioned the existence of the node gate!

Zhou Zhe and Shang Wei habitually glanced at each other, as if they both wanted to find some good way from each other's eyes.

Obviously, Edamame's concerns are also their concerns, they don't dare to joke about Zhuo Naicheng's return, it doesn't matter if the leader of the team leaves the team temporarily, anyway, the days when Zhuo Naicheng is not directly in command are not a day or two, everyone is more or less used to it!

However, leaving the team temporarily and not knowing if you can return are completely different things!