Chapter 3 The Unreasonable Zhu Bajie
Upgraded!
Chen Chu was shocked, what was going on? Slaughtered a snake and upgraded? That's not the point, the point is, upgrade yourself! I am a human being, how can a good person be upgraded?
"Hmm~" The fat man's weak snort pulled Chen Chu back to reality from his shock and surprise, and temporarily let go of his doubts about the upgrade.
Chen Chu hurriedly ran over, it turned out that he just had a black face, but now it's okay, in dozens of seconds, his neck is black. At this rate, at most ten minutes, the fat man's whole body will be black.
"Snake gall!" Chen Chu's eyes lit up, and the voice just now prompted that the fire spirit snake snake gallbladder cleared heat and detoxified.
"Fatty, hold on a little longer, I'll cut the snake for you." Chen Chu crawled and ran to the corpse of the fire spirit snake, he really believed that the snake was killed by him, and there was a sound prompt in his head, he must not be able to die again.
Chen Chu grabbed the stone, pressed the snake body with his left hand, roughly determined the position of seven inches, and gently pressed the snake body with a sharp corner.
The toughness and strength of the snakeskin are very high, and Chen Chu did not break it lightly, but only pierced it with force.
"Zila~" After a while, Chen Chu dissected the entire snake, and the snake's blood stained his hand. Snake blood is a good thing, it can quench thirst and maintain physical fitness, Chen Chu held the snake in both hands, his mouth was connected, and he drank it happily.
There was too much snake blood, and Chen Chu couldn't drink it alone, so he dug out the snake gall and ran to the fat man with the snake.
"Open your mouth."
The fat man's eyes were gray, and he didn't react to Chen Chu's words. Chen Chu looked at it, it's terrible! The fat man is a snake venom attacking the heart, and he is dying.
Glancing at the snake gall in his hand, Chen Chu didn't have so many taboos, and he had the right to treat a dead horse, no, a dead pig as a live pig doctor.
The fat man's mouth was opened, and the snake gall was stuffed into it, and he poured a large mouthful of snake blood, and then sealed his mouth and nose.
The fat man's organs are still good, he can't breathe air, he subconsciously opened his mouth to breathe, and the snake gall slid down his throat at once.
Whether the snake gall bladder is useful, how good the effect is, and when can the effect be seen. Chen Chu didn't know that the only thing he could do now was to pray to God. Forgot, this is Journey to the West, and the Buddha should be prayed to. But didn't the Buddha and Sun Wukong do it against each other? In contrast, Chen Chu prefers the Taoist Sanqing, forget it, let's pray to Su Bodhi.
Chen Chu was afraid that the effect of snake gall had not yet taken effect, and the fat man was first roasted into a suckling pig by the ground of the Flaming Mountain. Half-dragged and half-helped him to a place where the sun couldn't get out.
"Pig Xiaopang, brother, I am also benevolent and righteous, even if you die, you should be blinded, the murderer who killed you was also corrected by me on the spot, no, it was brought to justice, no, no, it was killed by me anyway." Chen Chushen was babbling with broken thoughts, the fat man lying on the side, the black on his body was slowly fading, and his gray pupils were slowly regaining their vitality.
Chen Chu took out a cigarette and sucked it hard, and the fire spirit snake was thrown aside in the shadows. It's not that Chen Chu wants to leave a whole corpse for it, but because the snake blood hasn't been drunk, it's too wasteful to be exposed to dried snakes like this.
Although the man with glasses said so surely, Tang Seng and his apprentices will definitely appear within two days, but who can be sure that Sun Wukong will kill the four of them as monsters?
Chen Chu stood up and glanced in the direction of the cave, he was about two kilometers away from the cave, and it took him forty minutes to walk, and it took an hour to walk there at a more energy-saving pace.
The set is to change every two hours, Chen Chu opened the equipment column, and there was time in the upper right corner of the equipment column. They had set off at ten o'clock in the morning, and it was only eleven twenty o'clock, and there were forty minutes left before the shift changed.
Chen Chu regretted it to death, why did he have nothing to do but turn into cigarettes and a pack of chocolates. Even if it's chewing gum, it's better than snake blood.
"Everywhere ......," the fat man snorted and chirped.
Chen Chu was annoyed, waved his hand and said, "Don't make noise, I'll look at the scenery ......" Halfway through his words, he suddenly turned around and stared at the fat man in surprise.
"Chubby, Chubby, are you alive? Hahaha, I knew you couldn't die, your life is harder than a pig. Chen Chu spoke incoherently excitedly.
The fat man's face twitched, probably feeling pain in Chen Chu's adjectives, and he wanted to speak, but he could only make humming syllables. His chubby right hand slowly lifted up, weakly pinched the orchid finger, and pointed in one direction.
Chen Chu stared at his orchid finger and said, "What's wrong with you?" You can't be possessed by a snake demon, right? Or a female snake? ”
The fat man's ruddy face suddenly darkened again, his mouth opened wide, and he tried to spit out a few words that Chen Chu could understand.
"There's... people..."
Chen Chu looked in the direction of his finger, about two or three kilometers apart, and he could see a few figures in the distance, he could see the height and shortness, but he couldn't see the fat or thin.
The Flame Mountain stretched on one side of the mountain range, and the terrain on the other side was flat, otherwise it would be impossible for Chen Chu to see it from a distance of several thousand meters.
Just this glance, Chen Chu was suddenly excited. That group of people was none other than the five masters and apprentices of Tang Seng who the glasses man had speculated that was about to come here.
The reason why you can see the height is because Tang Seng is riding a white horse, which is three taller than Sun Wukong. I can't see the fat and thin, but I can see a figure carrying a flat pole with a burden on both ends of the flat pole - it is a sand monk.
Tang Seng and his apprentice walked much faster than Chen Chu, and at this speed, at most, forty minutes would pass him.
According to the original plan, no matter who it was, as long as they found the traces of Tang Seng and his apprentices, they would immediately return to the cave, and then the four of them would have a formal meeting with Tang Seng and his apprentices.
Not now, Chen Chu can't leave the fat man here, let's run back alone. What if, what if Sun Monkey beats the fat man to death as a monster? This is not a worry for no reason, just the image of the fat man who is motionless, pinching his orchid finger in mid-air, anyway, Chen Chu doesn't think he is normal when he looks at it. What's more, there is a headless snake with its belly cut open on the side, who can do the thing of drinking snake blood from birth?
What to do? What to do?
Chen Chu lit another cigarette, squatted next to the fat man, frowned and fell into thought.
"Master, I'm thirsty." Zhu Bajie carried a nine-toothed nail rake, his tongue was long, and his pig face was red.
Tang Seng rode a white dragon horse, and with the support of Sun Wukong, he got off the white dragon horse and said, "Wujing, take the water bladder to Wu Neng." ”
"Yes, master." Sha Seng bent his shoulders, dropped the flat shoulder, took the water bladder, and handed it to Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie is really a pig, a bag of water bladders, almost two liters of water, without changing it in one breath, just drank it.
"You lazy pig, you only know how to eat and drink all day long." Sun Wukong kicked Zhu Bajie's ass and scolded.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly dodged, held the nail rake in his hand, and looked at Tang Seng: "Master, this monkey scolds me." ”
Tang Seng taught: "Wukong, don't always bully Wuneng. ”
Sun Wukong snorted, looked at Zhu Bajie with disdain, and said: "My old grandson has underestimated you as a brute, in addition to eating and drinking, he has also learned to sue." ”
Zhu Bajie's mung bean eyes glared, Sun Wukong glared back, and Zhu Bajie's anger that had just risen suddenly wilted.
"Stinky monkey, I only know how to bully my fellow brothers, I really have the ability, go to find Rulai Lao'er for revenge." Zhu Bajie refused to admit defeat: "What's wrong?" Scared? Hey, what else will Monkey King be afraid of? ”
Zhu Bajie hurts people, that's called a profession, slapping people in the face, scolding people and exposing shortcomings, Zhu Bajie is more proficient than anyone else.
Sun Wukong was not angry, but smiled disdainfully, and said: "Just your little Taoism, you also want to provoke my old grandson?" A beast is a beast. ”
Sha Seng sat cross-legged on the ground, drinking water in small sips, seeing that Zhu Bajie couldn't scold Sun Wukong, he couldn't help but smile, and then got up and handed the water bladder to Sun Wukong.
"Senior brother, drink some water, it's too hot here."
Sun Wukong glanced at Sha Seng, his eyes were faint, and he didn't thank him, he took the water bladder and just took a few sips, then suddenly stopped, staring at a direction in the distance with a pair of fiery eyes.
Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Wukong was not moving, and followed his gaze, his eyes narrowed, the soles of his feet were picked up on the ground, and the nine-toothed nail rake was hooked in the air. Zhu Bajie flexibly grabbed the nine-toothed nail rake, stared at the direction where the green smoke rose in the distance, and said loudly: "That small mound of dirt is full of smoke, there must be demons." Master, I'm an old pig and go take a look. If there is a demon, it will be captured! ”
As if he was afraid that Sun Wukong would rob him of this credit, Zhu Bajie carried a nail rake, and his feet were like clouds, and in a flash, he ran out.
Sun Wukong sneered and looked at Zhu Bajie running in front of him, put away the water bladder, and said, "Go!" ”
Chen Chu finished smoking a cigarette and was about to stand up to take a look at where Tang Seng and his apprentices had gone, but as soon as he stood up, a pig's face suddenly appeared in front of him. Chen Chu's eyes suddenly widened, and he didn't know how much perseverance it took to not scream.
The fat man lying on the ground obviously saw it too, and his body kept shaking. Chen Chu thought in his heart, if the fat man could speak at this time, he would definitely shout: Pig demon!
The real-life version of Zhu Bajie is much uglier than Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West, this is a pig that can walk upright.
Zhu Bajie stared at Chen Chu, turned his right eyeball to the corner of his eye, glanced at the fat man on the ground, and shouted: "Monster!" ”
Sure enough, he was still regarded as a monster, Chen Chu was anxious, seeing that Zhu Bajie was about to smash his head when he held the nail rake, he was angry and shouted: "Dare!" ”
The nail rake was pressed down from the top of his head with a huge pressure, and the nine nail rakes were only a finger away from Chen Chu's brain.
Chen Chu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and temporarily picked up a life.
"You monster, how dare you roar at my old pig? Watch my old pig beat you into meat filling, and your soul is scattered. Zhu Bajie looked angry, and there was a difference of 108,000 miles between him and the cute Zhu Bajie in Chen Chu's impression.
Chen Chu's mind changed sharply, and he said stubbornly: "You are Zhu Bajie, the second apprentice of Tang Sanzang, a senior monk of the Eastern Tang Dynasty?" ”
Zhu Bajie looked at Chen Chu incredulously, stunned for a few seconds, and sneered: "You monster, you actually know how to read the mind and watch my old pig beat him into meat puree with a rake." ”
Chen Chu wants to cry without tears, fuck, when he encounters this kind of unreasonableness, it is really difficult to reason with him. It's just that Chen Chu can't beat others, so he can only find a way to reason.