Chapter 021: The Law of Doglegs
"Say it! What's going on? Yang Xiwen looked at the little fat man viciously.
"When the owner is in danger, I can use virtual imaging technology to come out and help!" The little fat man is called a Dese!
This made Yang Xiwen end badly, is this a danger? This is not even a mutual assault, this is purely unilateral torture and killing, he actually came out to protect the Lord, why don't you see him come out when he is really in danger!
And the big foot on the side still looked at the little fat man with fiery eyes, indescribably hot, it's over, big foot has taken a fancy to the little fat man.
I can only lie well, "You can see that I have come up with a new thing, and this is it." After speaking, he pointed to the little fat man, "It's cute enough, it's atmospheric enough!" ”
Yang Xiwen knows the price of this sentence, that is, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, seven intelligent brains, and it is also the kind of intelligent brain that can be used with virtual imaging technology.
Fortunately, it's not very expensive, but they will find the gap between those smart brains and the little fat people, and the gap is not ordinarily big! Therefore, it has to be the most advanced intelligent brain in the science fiction plane, so that the gap can be smaller, but it is still very large.
However, the friends around him naturally have to use the best, and Yang Xiwen has long planned to retire the earth's computers to enjoy his old age, even the Internet.
What is there when the little wisdom brain comes out first! Yang Xiwen, who had figured it out, breathed a sigh of relief.
The next thing is to tempt this group of people, but they also have to hold on, so that they can't find the gap between the little fat man and other brains.
So he looked at the big foot and said: "This is the wisdom brain, I'll get it out and play with it first, try to see if it works, and I'll give you a few to play with in a few days, pretend to be forced, and drive the advertising by the way." ”
Bigfoot was drooling, nodding vigorously, and the rest of the people were ashamed to be with him when they saw it!
"Little fat man, how to wake them up, I want to lecture." With so many people lying in the alley, it really affects the appearance of the city, Yang Xiwen wants to make this place into an interstellar first-tier city!
It didn't take long for everyone to wake up, and I don't know how the little fat man did it with a virtual image, it seems that he has shown his unusualness, right?
Those people didn't figure out what was going on together, they all fainted at once, except for the second stunned, he was beaten by a big foot and then fainted in pain.
"Still not fighting? Fight or not. When those people came together, Yang Xiwen began to lecture, "Look at you, you can't fight, and you're still a gangster, what a shame for a gangster!" ”
"I'm thinking about what to do with you right now, it's really not in line with my savior's personality to let you continue like this, but you guys really give me a headache, you don't have any special skills at all, let's go to the underworld! I'm afraid you can't do it, and it's even worse to be a dog's leg, have you seen that loser? Look at those doglegs, the gap between you and them is called a big one! Although I would love to take a few people as doglegs now, but you guys are too bad, what should I do! ”
Saying that, he squatted down, it was a bit of embarrassment!
"You can do whatever you want, mix the underworld, and be a dog's leg as you like, we all agree." The big stunned man spoke, and a bunch of thugs next to him nodded, because their intuition told them that the time had come to change their fate.
But will Yang Xiwen accept them? Their grade is too low, "When the dog-legged stand on this side, the mixed underworld stands on the other side." ”
As soon as those people heard that Yang Xiwen was going to collect the dog's legs, a large number of them jumped over, including the big stunned, and a few people stood over there, of course, except for the second stunned, he hadn't gotten up yet.
"Good! Good! Ambitious. Yang Xiwen called two good and walked to the other side, those people were really flattered, a large group of people here felt that their brains must have been broken just now, how could they choose this side again, such a simple truth!
"Bigfoot, Shuaimin, choose the rest! Remember to train well and be a good citizen of the planet. He turned his head again and said, "From today onwards, you will follow me, but forget about the underworld, follow me as a dog's leg!" It's exactly eight, and the number is too auspicious. ”
All of them turned their heads to look at each other, thinking they had been beaten! But after watching it for a long time, I found that I was fine, "This is obviously only four!" A person with a clear mind said.
"There are three more coming, and the last one I plan to take in a woman, you have to help me take care of it!" Which boss doesn't follow a few women next to him, one is enough.
"When the other three arrive, let them teach you how to be a dog's leg, and call Brother Juwen to listen to it first." This Brother Wen Yang Xiwen has been thinking about it for a long time, thinking that Xu Wenqiang is called Brother Qiang, and Xie Wendong is called Brother Dong, but he is not called Brother Wen.
It can be seen how unlikable this article is! But Yang Xiwen can't be called Brother Xi! That's not too powerful, it's not too domineering, so I called Brother Wen.
"Brother Wen!" The voice is very neat, not bad, and the other side is also finished, the big stunned man, who also likes to pretend to be forced, was accepted by Cao Youan as the number one dogleg, and the rest of the people are just casually divided.
The big stunned man was immersed in the joy of being a dog's leg, and even forgot his brother, as a person who attaches importance to family affection, friendship, and love, Yang Xiwen certainly has to be reminded.
But the result is that this is recognized, and he was stunned to cut off relations with him before he became a dogleg just now, but Yang Xiwen, as a good person, still let these new doglegs send him to the hospital.
It didn't take long for the other three doglegs of the legend to arrive, and their whole bodies were hidden under the black robes.
"Hello everyone, I'm Gouben!" Speak fluent Cantonese and speak it out.
Another black-robed man next to him stood up, and the posture should be the translator, "Hello everyone, I'm Gouben!" Then the person who spoke before glanced at him, he immediately changed his words, and pointed to the photo to speak, "He is a dog running, and I am a dog leftover." ”
And then the last one said, "I'm a!" ”
Yang Xiwen saw it and said to the four people next to him, "See, these three are your bosses, you have to learn from him." ”
Then he looked at the three men again, "Who told you to pretend to be ghosts, take off your clothes?" ”
"You told us not to be exposed." The three of them said together, but they still took off their clothes honestly.
It turned out to be three robots, Dog Ben, Dog Leftover, Dog Egg, three, and they were wearing a small suit.
But he can't speak Sichuan, which makes Yang Xiwen so disappointed!
"Isn't there some rule for you three to teach these people how to be dogs? Get it out and take a look. ”
Gou Ben immediately gave Gou Yu a look, and Gou Yu walked out, pressed it on his head, and a blue screen appeared in front of him, with some words on it.
"The first rule of doglegs: think it's glorious."
"The second rule of doglegs: what the boss says is always right."
"The third rule of doglegs: say what you say and do it."
"The fourth rule of doglegs: the boss is, you have to be with this."
"That's all for now."
Yang Xiwen listened to it very vigorously just now, but when he heard this sentence, his whole person was not good, "Why is it just like this." ”
Dogan walked out, flashing green and said, "As doglegs, let's not use our brains, just listen to the boss's arrangement, and help the boss block the gun." ”
It's really the idea of putting a dog's leg deep into the internal circuit! Good!
"Did you hear that? In the future, you will have to study like this, and now you will go back to your own house and find your own mother, my house has not been built yet, and there is no place for you to live. ”
His house is a small building, how can so many people live! So let's go back to our respective homes!
After finishing speaking, Yang Xiwen also asked the three robots to put on black robes and go home in the night, but as soon as they got home, they were pulled by big feet, saying that they wanted to be smart.
Of course Yang Xiwen didn't agree! Is it my style of doing things to give you so fast? But I still drew a big pie.
Promise them to give it to them as soon as the house is built, and go back to the room himself.
Because there are still a lot of things to do, let them go to fight, plant seeds haven't been bought yet, and there is a gift package that hasn't been opened, this has to be done quickly!
"Little fat man, help me take out the gift bag, I'm going to open the gift bag." It's been a long time since I've opened a gift package, and I'm really a little excited.
"Congratulations, you have obtained the 'Entanglement Technique' of the exercises." It sounds pretty domineering, because it's really a series.
Now that there are fire attributes, thunder attributes, and wood attributes, I have to say that I am lucky enough!
Yang Xiwen was so happy that he almost didn't jump up and hit the roof, three heaven-level exercises! That's not awesome, it's pretty awesome.
Soon Yang Xiwen came out of the excitement, this kind of good thing is not the first time he has encountered it, and then he has to buy the plant life seeds that he likes very much.
I don't know what kind of sparks will be sparked by this plant life and wood attribute exercises!
Because the old demon didn't have a lot of Moyun vine and star-eating grass seeds, they were all swept away, and none were left.
As for the money owed by Luo Luokang, let's talk about it later, don't they all say that "the one who owes the money is the uncle, and the one who owes the debt is the grandson"! This time, Yang Xiwen is going to be an uncle for a long time.
So I took out all the energy crystals and bought three Moyun vine seeds, and two star-eating grass seeds, which is all of them, and there are some low-level plant life, which are all unusual things.
So now, Yang Xiwen has no money, and he originally had tens of thousands of energy crystals, but now he has none of them.
can only hope that Zhao Ning will get out of the customs quickly, and he will be able to get money from him, or get money from the old demon himself.
In order to ask for his poverty as soon as possible, he went to find the old demon as soon as possible.
But what to sell! He doesn't have the plants he wants yet, and the novel is tempting to him but he can't sell it, and he can't find anything to sell for a while.
I had to grope through the conversation, the treasures of the earth are not ordinary!
"Help me contact the biological plane, I'm going to talk to him."
"Dear Mr. Yang Xiwen, hello, is there anything wrong? I'm working on this thing called dog tail grass, and it has inspired me a lot and given me a lot of different perceptions! ”