Enterprise number.

In the newly opened bar, the melodious classical music of the old jukebox sounds, and Enhleko and Kagami lie on the bar in the same position, and the laziness that overflows from them is polluting the space around them, making everyone who notices them not want to move.

"Little Noah and Freya are here, this boat is getting boring." Kagami said, "Chief Engineer, tell everyone a joke." ”

"Okay, let me ask you, why do camels have three peaks?"

"I、I don't know、Camel、In the end、Why、There are three、Peaks."

"Because it's pregnant."

Jinghuayuan's face gradually smiled as if in slow motion......

Enleko gave her a knife: "Are you a sloth!" ”

"But it's really boring! It's boring enough, and you still tell a boring joke, and I have to laugh, or I'll be black-hearted foreman like this and that. ”

"How? I'd like to know what to expect, so I'll show me a demo. ”

"No, he's still a child under the age of eighteen."

Enleko raised his head from the table and looked at Jing Huayuan: "Yes, I almost forgot that you are much younger than me, you are still a high school girl!" No, I'll have to try it before it expires......"

Enleko picked up the mirror flower edge and carried it on his shoulder.

Jing Huayuan shouted: "Chief Engineer, people are not delicious!" Less meat and hard! Let's go eat Lan Xiaolian! Fat and juicy! ”

At this time, the other people in the bar who were killing time shouted to Enhleko: "Oh Chief Engineer, you will really eat the mirror if I press you this time!" Don't let me lose money again! ”

"What the hell is Mirror Mirror?" Nhleko asked back.

"People's nicknames, hehe~" He stuck out his tongue at the edge of the mirror flower that he halved.

"You can't learn from Freya. You look at this as a malicious seller to lose points. ”

"Bah, it's too much! This destroys the glass heart of the flower girl. Engineer grows stupid! Mirror flowers, tears flowed sparsely.

The two of them were arguing here, and there was a coin flip sound from the jukebox. Immediately after that, the original melodious classical music became energetic - classical music.

A samba to be exact.

De Niro and Lan Xiaolian danced samba in the small clearing in front of the jukebox.

The exquisite and enthusiastic dancing of the two immediately attracted everyone's attention, and some people whistled at the two. The one who had just said that he had made a bet with someone that he would really eat the mirror flower would really eat the mirror flower and said to Enhleko with a smile: "Chief engineer, give up, you two will never be as good as boatswain them." ”

Enleko looked sad and indignant and said, "Why is this happening? I came first, obviously I came first......"

Mirror Flower Yuan instantly activated the spiritual energy to break free from Enleko, and his body was still flying in the air, so he went to the door with a roundabout kick.

"Why are you hitting me?"

Ignoring Enhleko, she continued to punch and kick him, and finally even pushed him to the ground and beat him by the neck.

"Wait a minute, I know why you hit me. But everyone is inexplicable, isn't it? After all, not everyone knows the stalk of 'kill a white scientist when you see it'! ”

"But now everyone's attention is on us again, by the way, Chief Engineer, I'm wearing cotton underwear today."

"I know what kind of material it is through the training uniform!"

Everyone else was laughing at this time, and the tavern was filled with joy. As if noticing the movements, the boatswain and his lieutenant continued to dance to the beat of the jukebox.

**

In the center of the enterprise's water supply system, Hu Tao is constantly throwing all kinds of human food into the water.

The Tula, who knew her well, kept jumping out of the water, catching the food and falling back into the water. When they fall into the water, they often use great skill – and perhaps some technology – to make the splash take on a variety of shapes and colors.

Hu Tao looked at the dolphins with a smile on her face.

At this point, Mr. Stockings floated up at the edge of the pool, and then made a series of clicking sounds to attract Hu Tao's attention.

"You look a little lonely."

"Huh. Do I have one? ”

"Actually, from the moment the commander left the ship, you looked a little lonely."

Hu Tao immediately waved his hand: "No, no, no!" There is no such thing! Why say like I like Commander! ”

Mr. Stockings and the other Tulas just look at the walnut with a gentle gaze - the Tula's gaze is always gentle and peaceful, so it may not mean much.

But Hu Tao lowered his head. Bury your face between your knees to avoid the Tula gaze.

"No, I don't. I'm a little down, but not as you think. I feel like I'm useless. Obviously, in the previous battles, Lily and I were in a group with the commander, and we also experienced many very dangerous situations, but this time, when choosing the person to operate, the commander did not take me with him...... So I can't help but wonder if I've been a lagging character in the previous battles......"

"The commander won't take you because you have to communicate with us. Without you, the morale of the Tula crew on board will be lowered. ”

The other Tulas slapped their fins against the water in approval of Mr. Stockings.

"Thank you. I have the advantage of having a good voice, and in the past, some girls who didn't like me used this to ridicule me, saying that I would rely on it in the future...... Call...... can charm a bunch of men. Why are you all slapping the water! Really, you bad dolphins! ”

In normal diplomatic situations, humans are still careful not to call Tula dolphins, even if it is clear that Tula people do not care about being called as such.

But the walnuts and the Tula are well acquainted, so they are quite casual in this regard.

Hu Tao sighed.

"I'd like to do more for this ship if I could, but I'm not good at cryptography and linguistics. In this way, I can really only exist as a sound provider. ”

"And then it's going to get farther and farther away from the commander, right?"

"Why did you pull him again!"

Walnut picks up a grilled fish and smashes it in Mr. Stockings' face.

"Oh. Wuchang fish! I like it. ”

"Wait a minute, don't you say that like I threw a fish to reward you!"

"I didn't mean that. It's that you always think too much. Why do you always think about it? ”

"It's not like you're always guiding me in that direction, intentionally or unintentionally!" After Hu Tao finished yelling, he looked tired. His shoulders drooped down, gasping for air.

"You really look like Miss Lily just now." Some of the Tula people said that this immediately caused another sound of lapping on the water.

"Yes, yes, I've been with Lily for a long time, so I've been infected." Hu Tao said as he poured all the remaining food in the bucket into the water, and then stood up with the empty bucket, "I'm tired today, let's go first." ”

"Hu Tao, how about singing to everyone?"

"Huh? Why? ”

"Your voice is very good, and if you sing, you will definitely bring pleasure to everyone. Boost morale. ”

"Singing...... Everyone in our new humans sings very well, it's useless......"

"But the voice is here, as long as you find the right song that suits your voice, you can definitely perform better than others in this area."

Hu Tao thought for a moment, and then sighed heavily: "I'm on a battleship, or on a battleship with exaggerated achievements that are famous in the galaxy, and I have to rely on singing to play my role?" ”

"What's this," said one of the Tulas, with a gray spot on his body, "you humans still have a classic animation of using song to defeat enemies!" ”

"That's just animation! Anyway, I don't think I see you coming over to eat. ”

"He's always watching animation." Another Tula said.

"Ahh It's a house dolphin," Hu Tao muttered, "I remember that your human name hasn't been decided yet, or I'll just call it ......"

"Kay! Dahao Temple Kai! This is the name of my soul. Greyspot interrupted Hu Tao.

Hu Tao immediately searched for the name Dahao Temple Kai through the host. Sure enough, I found out that it was a character from an anime.

She sighed again.

"Aren't humans aging with a sigh?" One of the Tulas asked worriedly, "Is it all right, Sister Walnut?" ”

"No problem, no problem." Hu Tao waved his hand. Carrying the bucket, he walked towards the entrance.

"Think about singing!" Mr. Stockings shouted at Walnut's back.

**

Half an hour later, Hiroko's ramen shop.

Jing Huayuan slapped the table hard: "This is good!" Walnut. That's a good idea! The 1st Enterprise Idol Contest! In Freya's absence, it was finally worth holding such a competition! ”

Hiroko behind the counter said, "Are you bored to this point?" ”

"Hiroko, aren't you bored?"

"Every day, I have to prepare the ingredients from the moment I wake up. Boiling soup base, and when I was making this, there were people on the night shift who kept coming to ask for food. Finally, the night shift was over, and everyone who got up in the morning flocked to it. ”

"But you still have some free time, right?" Jinghua Yuan asked.

"Yes, but at that time I was so tired that I didn't want to move when I sat down, and I didn't even have room for boredom. You new human beings, you must have forgotten the taste of fatigue, so you have never experienced the satisfaction after labor, so there is so much boredom. ”

Jing Huayuan and Enleko looked at each other: "Is that the case?" ”

"That's it," Hiroko continued, "the two of you are the ones who are most often tired on the boat, but it seems to me that you are not tired at all, and tired people will not be so vigorous and talk nonsense." ”

"That seems to be the case." Enleko nodded vigorously, then glanced at Hiroko, "A word to wake up the dreamer." ”

"It's not that great, but the idol contest seems to be good, and my daughter will definitely like it."

(Here to correct the previous mistake, the author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the ancestor of the funny stream sci-fi should be Douglas Adams, and Prachett is the originator of the funny stream fantasy, because the two styles are too similar, both are terrible, I memorized the two, not only that, but also mistook the name of the person Prachett, the person is Terry Ratchett...... No way, I belong to the kind of person who is broad but not refined, and I have a wide range of knowledge but I don't remember specific details, so I used to check the information when I fought with people, and the advantage is that I always know which direction to check the information. Anyway, I'm very sorry for making this kind of mistake. The text has been modified, and the channel and QQ reading will not be crawled twice, so I will explain it here and apologize again. (To be continued.) )