Chapter 19: Trouble in Tongling Yunzhan Cave
One thing to say, this Xiao Jiu in human form is more intelligent than the female stars that Hu Yifan learned about before the crossing.
After all, Xiao Jiu is really in front of him, and those female stars, Hu Yifan has seen photos.
Maybe, after removing makeup, Xiao Jiu is not as beautiful as Xiaojiu!
Looking at the flower-like girl in front of him, Hu Yifan's heart suddenly beat faster, and Xiao Jiu's coquettish expression made him really think about it.
"Ahem...... Is this wilderness really suitable?"
"Brother Fan, your heart is beating so fast. β
"Sure enough, Brother Fan prefers the appearance of the little nine humans. β
Xiao Jiu said with some disgust, she could feel that when Hu Yifan saw his human form, his heart beat faster, and his face turned red.
Lao Zu said that this is the manifestation of a man's liking for a woman.
"Hehe, because the appearance of the little nine humanoids is really beautiful. β
"Really? I don't think so. β
Xiao Jiu still feels that it is not so comfortable to turn into a human form, it is true, she is used to the way of existence as a fox demon, and it is indeed a little inconvenient to suddenly become a human form.
Hu Yifan is different, because he was a human before the crossing, so he naturally felt that the human form was more comfortable.
"However, since Brother Fan likes it, then I'll keep it like this. β
Xiao Jiu smiled and pecked at Hu Yifan's face, and suddenly, his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.
[Xiao Jiu, female fox demon, ability value: 60 talent value: 65 magic value: 0]
I have to say that the female fox demon is indeed much more powerful than the male fox demon, Xiao Jiu and Hu Yifan have both received the washing of the fox demon ancestor.
At that time, Hu Yifan's talent value was only increased to 50, and Xiao Jiu directly increased to 65 points.
If she had such an adventure as Hu Yifan, she would definitely not be weaker than him.
"Brother Fan, it seems that there is movement over there......"
Xiao Jiu heard the sound of rustling in the direction of the jungle, and Hu Yifan naturally sensed it, so the two tiptoed over.
Then, in the woods, I saw Brother Monkey and Brother Pig flirting in the woods.
The image of Brother Pig is indeed quite awkward to look at, but his face is really thick enough.
I've been rubbing on Miss Gao, who is transformed by Brother Monkey, this is really trying to rub oil!
"Brother Fan, this pig demon is not a good thing at first glance......"
Even Xiao Jiu can come to this conclusion, it seems that the image of Brother Pig can be said to be really obscene enough.
"Hey, ma'am, you're so good-looking, hey. β
Just when Brother Pig wanted to touch the bride's hand, he suddenly found that he had grabbed a hairy hand.
Suddenly, he was taken aback!
"I said Marshal Tianpeng, look at my hand, can you touch it?"
Brother Monkey showed his original form, and directly frightened Brother Pig back several steps......
"Okay, you Bi Ma Wen, you actually pretended to be my wife to lie to me!"
With that, the two fought together.
[Pig Gangguan, former Marshal Tianpeng, Ability Value: 64000 Talent Value: 91 Demon Value: 38]
If it looks like this, Brother Pig's data is not bad!
It's just a little bit like Brother Monkey, but if Brother Monkey really makes a move, it will definitely be more than 70,000.
That Taishang Laojun's golden pill is extremely powerful, even if Brother Monkey has been pressed by the Buddha for five hundred years, the golden pill he ate before has not been completely digested by him.
If you really convert the medicinal power of those golden pills into ability points, I'm afraid it will ......
One of the two was holding a Ruyi golden hoop stick, and the other was holding a nine-tooth nail rake, and the two of them entered the Yunzhan Cave after fighting in this mountain forest.
"Xiao Jiu, go and take a look!"
The fight between these two people naturally had to be watched clearly, but the movement of the two of them was too big, and Xiao Jiu would inevitably be a little scared.
"It's okay, it can't hurt us!"
After speaking, Hu Yifan touched Xiao Jiu's head and said:
"Otherwise, how about you become a little fox and curl up in my package?"
"Don't, let's go over and take a look, Brother Fan shouldn't get involved, it's too scary......"
After Xiao Jiu finished speaking, he grabbed Hu Yifan's clothes tightly, and the two quietly touched forward.
This cloud stack cave is still a blessed land, a small bridge and flowing water, and there is actually a hawthorn tree at the entrance of the cave.
As the sound of fighting in the cave became smaller and smaller, Hu Yifan felt that this pig brother was almost cleaned up by Brother Monkey.
took Xiao Jiu into the cave, and when he looked at it, sure enough, Brother Zhu's head was stuck between stalactites and stalagmites, crying and begging for mercy.
"Brother Monkey!"
After Hu Yifan entered the cave, he shouted, seeing that the little fox demon actually followed, Brother Monkey was also happy.
"Hey, little fox demon, how did you come with you?"
"Did you see this idiot's stupid appearance just now, that's funny!"
"You Bi Ma Wen, you can't beat me, and you still make fun of me. β
Brother Pig said with an aggrieved face, this was a joke by outsiders, which really made him feel very unhappy.
"Hit you, shouldn't you be beaten?"
"As Marshal Tianpeng who came down to earth, he actually molested the people's girls, shouldn't he be beaten?"
"Guanyin Bodhisattva enlightened you and asked you to accompany the master to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, you idiot still has the heart to marry a daughter-in-law. β
"I see, you didn't even think about making meritorious contributions!"
Brother Monkey is good at buttoning his hat!
"Hey...... I said, Senior Brother, why don't I want to make meritorious contributions? You know, my flower-like sister Chang'e is still waiting for me!"
Seeing that Brother Pig was so brazen, Hu Yifan was also drunk......
Obviously, he went to tease Chang'e after drinking, how did he become a fairy of Chang'e waiting for him......
This shameless pig character was really brought into full play by him.
"Pull it down!"
Brother Monkey knocked the stalagmite that was stuck in him and smashed it, then dragged his ear and said:
"In a moment, come with me to see Master, and by the way, make an amendology to the high-ranking officer. β
"Causing such a big mess for others, hey, I'm afraid the Bodhisattva will have to talk to you!"
At the mention of the Bodhisattva, Brother Pig suddenly felt a little awkward.
Brother Monkey is a bad learner, and he actually moved out of the Bodhisattva for anything......
It's like when the teacher was in charge of the students, I couldn't control it, so I called your parents to take care of you.
I feel that although this trick is too rough, it is indeed very useful......
"However, it's no wonder that Brother Pig ...... this."
Hu Yifan thought for a while and said:
"He also accumulated virtue and did good deeds at the beginning, so Gao Laozhuang's Yanei robbed the people's daughter, or Brother Pig saved Miss Gao. β
"That's it!"
As soon as Brother Pig heard Hu Yifan speak to him, he hurriedly arched Brother Monkey twice and stood directly on Hu Yifan's side.
"If it weren't for me, then Miss Gao, I guess I would have to wipe my tears in the county office!"
"My old pig can be regarded as a righteous and courageous act, and I should be credited!"
Brother Pig really gave him a step, and he went down, completely regardless of whether the steps were strong or not.
"Hey, you can't say that, I said Brother Zhu, you are going to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures, if the Yanai comes to harass Miss Gao again, what should I do?"
When Hu Yifan said this, the old pig and the monkey brother are also smart.
Yes, when he was here, the yaman naturally didn't dare to make a mistake.
If he leaves, won't Xiao Yanei do it again?
"That's not good! I've already visited Miss Gao! If he robs it again, won't he cuckold my old pig!"
Brother Pig was not happy in an instant, and was about to go out with a nine-tooth nail rake.
"Hey, hey, idiot, do you want to kill that Yanai after this time, or do you want to do something?"
Brother Monkey is still excited, and when he screamed like this, the old pig suddenly beat his chest.
"Then, Brother Monkey, what do you say!"
"I have an idea!"
Hu Yifan called the three of them together, and looked at the three of them getting together to discuss things, Xiao Jiu stood on the side with fear, and felt that something was not like a good thing.
However, they seem to be discussing the rectification of the human with a bad character, so Xiao Jiu is willing to see it.
"If this is really possible, then my old pig is willing!"
"Little fox demon, I didn't expect you to have a lot of ideas!"
"This is also to avenge Brother Pig, they gave you Yin at the beginning, let's give him Yin back now!"
Hu Yifan just told Brother Zhu about the old Taoist priest mixing ecstasy into the wine, and Brother Zhu suddenly realized.
He said, he is a huge amount, how can he drink so many bowls of wine and show his original form?
Naturally, there is fraud!
Since Hu Yifan helped him punish the old Taoist, then the matter of the old Taoist priest is over.
Next, we have to clean up the disobedient little yamen!
[Main Quest: Do good deeds to Gao Laozhuang, expose Xiao Yanei's crimes, and make him never dare to harass Miss Gao again. γ
γQuest Reward, Ability +5γ
Get...... These five ability points are also considered rewards, and some is better than nothing.
No matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat, so he Hu Yifan admitted.
......
In Gao Laozhuang's county office, the county commander is not in the hall, so he is naturally on duty in the small office.
Looking at this empty county office, he was happy.
This county makes the old man walk around all the year round, and rarely goes back to Gao Laozhuang, and the things of Gao Laozhuang are basically his own decision.
To say that this Gao County Order is also a strange person, he loves the landscape, he knows how to drink and paint every day, the emperor is far away, and no one cares about this place, and he is quite good on duty in the small ya!
It's just that at this age of marriage, Xiao Yanei can't bear it anymore, and Miss Gao is as beautiful as a flower, which naturally makes him salivate for a long time.
However, the repeated proposal failed, and the robbery was ruined by the pig demon, which naturally made Xiao Yanei hold a grudge.
Therefore, I went to Liuyunguan to find my uncle for a favor, and put this sweat medicine into the wine bowl of the pig demon.
made a fuss, but it made the name of the pig demon stink.
"When the Gao family lowers the pig demon, I will repeat the old trick again, then Miss Gao will be the eldest girl in my green yarn tent sooner or later!"
Just when Xiao Yanei was proud, an angry roar came from outside.
"Get out!"
This voice was like thunder, which made Xiao Yanei suddenly a little unhappy.
It's really the opposite, there are still people in this Gao Laozhuang who dare to call him by name?
He was suddenly a little unhappy, and walked to the outside of the county office with a stick, only to see a shirtless man outside, with angry eyes wide open, and a Liuyun Dao chief with a blue nose and swollen face under his feet.
Good guy, when he saw this formation, Zhang Yanei was stunned for a moment, although his uncle was doing the work of deception, but he did have some mana.
Why? Actually beaten like this shirtless man, what the hell is ......
"You're the bully Zhang Fa?"
"Hmph, your bastard uncle doesn't do anything with his name, and your bastard nephew doesn't make decisions for the people in front of him. β
"Today, I have to fix you two!"
After Dahan finished speaking, he gave Zhang Fa a kick, and before Zhang Fa came back to his senses, he was directly knocked out by a rare beast beside Dahan.
"You...... Who are you?"
Zhang Fa was baffled by this collision.
"Lao Tzu is the real person of Daoshan who sat down with the eldest disciple Han Tian, and he came to tell you!"
"You kid, you're in trouble!