Chapter 32: The Script Is Wrong!
After walking out of the mall.
Yi Tianwang found that Xia Weiyang and Song Yun'er still followed him all the time.
It's like two heels, following him to death.
He quickened his pace, and so did the two men.
He trotted, and the two ran straight away!
"I'm in a hurry, I'll directly exchange for a Bolt possession, don't foam at the mouth of your run, and count me as a loser if you have cramps in your legs!"
Yi Tianwang implemented the core idea of a straight man with steel to the end, and such an idea popped up in his mind.
But I just thought about it, the value of slapping the face is very useful, and it can't be wasted for the battle of will.
No matter where he goes, Xia Weiyang and Song Yun'er follow him.
To be more precise, it was Xia Weiyang who followed him.
And Song Yun'er followed Xia Weiyang.
"Both, please don't follow me, can I go to the toilet?"
Yi Tianwang was speechless, and secretly said in his heart: Men really have to be careful outside, so as not to be followed by women.
In desperation, he could only say that he was going to the bathroom.
"I can't follow when I go to the boys' bathroom, right?"
With such an idea, Yi Tianwang ran into the men's bathroom as soon as he slipped into the smoke.
After washing his hands in the bathroom, he didn't rush out, otherwise he would be followed by the two again.
But he didn't have anything to do, so he could only take out his mobile phone and swipe Weibo posts or something.
He posted a post on the post bar he frequented.
"I was blocked by two beauties at the door of the men's bathroom, and I asked the old buddies what to do?
The text is accompanied by a photo he took on the spot.
Soon, there were comments below.
"Two beauties, I'm afraid they're not two humanoid tanks?"
"Upstairs +1, if it's really two beauties, I guarantee that the landlord can lick off other people's clothes. ”
"That's it, we're all old drivers, and the landlord is still pretending to be here to play tricks and deceive experience?"
Everyone has seen a lot of this kind of post, and they don't believe it for a long time.
Soon, the number of comments mocking Yi Tianwang reached 8.
"Damn, I seem to be in the same bathroom as the landlord. ”
At this time, one person was extremely shocked and posted a comment.
"Bathroom face-kie?"
"Brother, get out of here and slap your face on the spot!"
A group of people immediately asked that person to expose Yi Tianwang on the spot.
Even Yi Tianwang was stunned when he saw this comment, can you still meet friends in Nima's bathroom?
Sure enough.
Soon he saw a toilet door open and a young man came out.
"Landlord?"
When the young man saw King Yi Tian, he immediately asked.
"It's me, brother, help me take a look, are the two girls outside gone?"
As if he had caught a savior, Yi Tianwang hurriedly said to the man.
"It can't be a tank, right?"
The young man said suspiciously.
Don't blame him for thinking too much, the main thing is that the reaction of King Yi and ordinary people is diametrically opposite!
If ordinary people are blocked outside by two beauties, I'm afraid they can't wait to go out and let the beauties ravage themselves.
Ke Yi Tianwang looked like he was hiding from the plague god, and it was easy for people to guess that there were two tanks outside!
"Absolute super beauty, if I lie to you, one centimeter shorter a day. ”
King Yi assured the man directly.
"Damn, this is too ruthless!"
The man was shocked by King Yi's 'poisonous oath'.
So, he washed his hands and went straight out.
When he stood at the door of the bathroom and looked ahead, the whole person was instantly stunned.
He looked at the two slim, tall and beautiful figures in front of him, and his expression was suddenly demented.
He dared to guarantee that he had only seen such a beautiful girl on TV and Douyin in his life.
Needless to say, there are beautiful female stars on TV.
As for Douyin, tanks can become big beauties.
And the two in front of me have no filters, no retouching, no thin faces, real beauties!
"Handsome guy, ask if he's still in there?"
Xia Weiyang flipped out a photo with his mobile phone, let the man look at it, and asked.
"What did you say?"
The man was questioned by the goddess on his own initiative, and his heart was suddenly shot by the arrow of Eros!
"Is he still in there?"
Xia Weiyang smiled and asked again.
"The previous sentence. ”
"Handsome guy?"
"Say it a few more times, I'm hard of hearing. ”
The man had a happy and intoxicated expression on his face.
Song Yun'er, who was on the side, saw this, and immediately couldn't help laughing.
Xia Weiyang's delicate face also flashed with a touch of helplessness.
"He's still inside, like he's waiting for someone. ”
The man accepted it when he saw it, and his heart was already very satisfied anyway.
As for Yi Tianwang, he sold it directly.
When Xia Weiyang heard this, his beautiful eyes were full of smiles.
After the man left, he quietly took a picture behind the two of them.
Then comment below Yi Tianwang's post.
"The landlord is right, they are indeed two super beauties, real goddesses, not comparable to those retouchers on the Internet!"
"Look at this back. ”
Soon, everyone saw the two tall and beautiful figures.
"Although it's only the back, I feel like I'm in love!"
"I just vowed yesterday that I will never believe in love again, and now, I just want to say that it is so fragrant!"
"Such a beautiful back, it's a pity not to scrape......"
In short, the people who mocked Yi Tianwang for cheating experience before were all slapped in the face at this time.
"Face slap xxx, face slap value +1!"
"Face slap xxx, face slap value +1!"
Soon, Yi Tianwang, who was in the bathroom, received a few prompts and obtained 8 points of face slapping value.
With the addition of the previous one, he now has a total of 235 face slap points.
Now, though, his attention is not on that.
He asked the man under the comment, have Xia Weiyang and Song Yun'er left?
"When I left, they asked me if there was anyone inside, and I said no, and they left, so I dared to take a picture of their backs. ”
The man quickly replied to him.
Seeing this, Yi Tianwang immediately smiled.
He put away his mobile phone, walked out of the bathroom with a smile on his face, and walked out of the bathroom with a smile on his face.
But as soon as he came out, he saw those two familiar figures.
His six relatives didn't recognize his steps, and suddenly stopped, and the smile on his face froze instantly.
"You're not leaving?"
Yi Tianwang's face was ugly, and he couldn't wait to ban that man forever, but he dared to deceive him!
"Hmph, you underestimate our Weiyang's charm too much, that boy confessed to you without even thinking about it. ”
Song Yun'er on the side snorted proudly at King Yi.
Xia Weiyang also smiled, looking at Yi Tianwang with a hint of expectation in his eyes.
In order to see Yi Tianwang, she deliberately put on light makeup, just to make herself more beautiful and to attract Yi Tianwang's attention.
didn't expect that Yi Tianwang didn't want to pay attention to her at all.
"Okay, you're amazing, follow if you want. ”
Yi Tianwang also gave up getting rid of these two people, and he would let these two people leave by themselves.
He thought about it and knew that there was an Internet café nearby.
He went straight into the Internet café, opened a machine, and started a happy LOL.
He didn't believe it, these two girls could still wait for him in the Internet café for a day?
I guess I'll just watch it for a while, and if I don't understand it, I'll go back if I feel bored.
He just sat down and turned on the machine.
found that one left and one right, Xia Weiyang and Song Yun'er sat down respectively, and their machines were also turned on.
"What are you doing?"
Yi Tianwang was stunned, this is different from what he thought, director, the script was wrong!