Chapter 55 (Five Paths)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

Wutong is originally an evil spirit, and everything he does is evil.

If you don't get rid of your anger, you have to calm your hatred for the common people.

Wutong God, also known as Wulang God, is rampant in the countryside, * wife and daughter of the demon, because of the specialization of adultery, also known as the five rampant gods, the origin is complicated, Wutong God is a group of evil ghosts, to this day, the image can not be verified, but according to legend, Wutong God has two kinds of family worship and wild sacrifices, one of which is that some have become the climate, the magic of the strong Wutong is invited home to worship, can make people rich and rich, but it is also easy to go astray, if the worship of the five links of the people have lustful thoughts, will be invaded by the five links, xing desire is very strong, It's easiest to do lewd things. The second is some lowly five links in the wild, these five links that have not become a climate can bring a good harvest to the farmer, but the favorite thing of these five links is to like to turn into a human form and prostitute those women and wives who go out at night, but no one has seen the true appearance of the five gods.

I looked at the introduction above the book and thought, it seems that this time it is difficult to deal with, it just so happens that today is the eighth day of the lunar calendar of this month, I can ask Master how to subdue this demon. At night, I lay on the bed in Penglai Pavilion, closed my eyes, and read in my mouth: Dream ghosts, dream gods, dream Zhou Gong, dream interpretation, dream fulfillment, and manifestation. After reciting the mantra, I only felt that my eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and slowly I entered the dream, white and smoky, only to see Zhou Gong holding a child in his arms floating towards me from a distance, and when I got closer, I saw that it was Lin Jingchun's child who was the last resentful spirit Qingfeng incident, the little guy was very cute, I looked up at my master Zhou Gong's expression, and now it really corresponds to his name, a face is round like an egg, or a red-skinned egg. I said with a hippie smile: Master, your old man has been really red lately! And it's a lot fatter than the last time I saw you, Zhou Gong grinned and scolded: It's not thanks to you, this little thing cries all day long, the only thing that can amuse him is to let him hit me in the mouth, you see what I did........

No way..... I didn't expect this little guy to be a violent child, and I gloated and said: Actually, it's good to let him hit twice, when I saw you a few times ago, your face was full of wrinkles, and today I see that your wrinkles are gone, much younger than before! Zhou Gong scolded: Roll the calf, my face is swollen like this*, and there are fart wrinkles! With a snap, the little guy slapped Zhou Gong in the face, and then laughed. I forced a smile and said, "Master, I really envy you for being able to enjoy this free facial massage. Zhou Gong immediately said: You don't have to envy me, or if you take him away, won't you be able to enjoy it every day! Make you young and young too. I said with an embarrassed expression: It's not impossible for me to take him away, but you can only find someone else to check the matter of the Moon Gate for you, otherwise I won't have time to take care of the child! Zhou Gong gritted his teeth and said: If you are cheap here, you are still good, do you have something to do with me this time, if you have something to say, talk quickly and fart quickly. With a snap, it was another five-finger fan, Zhou Gong may have been numb by this little guy's beating, and there is no expression on his face, or it may be because his face is swollen and he can't see the expression. I said very seriously: Master, have you ever heard of the Five Paths? Zhou Gong's expression changed and asked: You have met the Wutong God. I nodded, and Zhou Gong continued to ask: Then did you meet a wild or domesticated one. I heard Zhou Gong say why this sentence is so awkward, what is wild and domestic, and not pig breeding, but after thinking about it, there is no more suitable word except for asking. I said to Zhou Gong: domestic. Zhou Gong sighed and said: Apprentice! Why do you think you're running into these troublesome things! No way....... I thought to myself, why did I run into these things, do you think Lao Tzu wants to run into them! Who doesn't want to eat and drink well, live happily until they are old, this is not a choice for me, urine and urine can be poured to death, what can I do about this unfortunate fate. I asked very seriously: How fierce is the five-way god raised by Master's family? Zhou Gong frowned and said: Their fists can cut through the sky, and their feet can tear the earth. I asked depressedly: Master, you are talking about the Saint Seiya, right? Zhou Gong immediately said with a hippie smile: Yo he, you have seen this cartoon! Hey. Syllable! Syllable! There were two crisp sounds in a row, and the little guy slapped Zhou Gong's face with two little hands this time, and then laughed again. I'm so happy in my heart! Make you old bastard out of tune and play well. Although I gloated in my heart, I couldn't show it on my face! I still asked very seriously, "Master, how can I get rid of it?" Zhou Gong pondered for a while and then said: There is a formation called the Breaking Array among the Six Laws of Humanity, you have to lay out this array and then introduce the five passes into the formation, so that it shows its original form, and then use the fixed shape charm in the spell to fix it and don't let it perform the escape spell again, so that he exposes the entity, and the rest can be fought as much as you want, his ability is not to see his true appearance and body, and the person who opens the underworld can vaguely see that the wild five links present the shape of a person, but the domestic five links can only see a cloud of white gas, And it's not easy to see if you don't look carefully, like you said, although this domesticated one is a more powerful five-way one, but no matter how powerful the five-way is, it's less than one-ten-thousandth of the spirit demon you killed at the beginning, once its escape is broken, then it's up to you, so the most important thing is to force it to show its true appearance. I nodded, and then said, "Master, since you know that you can use the Six Humane Methods to deal with the Five Paths, then why don't you know the true nature of the Five Paths Gods until now?" Zhou Gong said to me: That's because you have learned the Six Laws of Humanity, and I have only read the content of the Six Laws of Humanity. I was very puzzled and asked, "Master, why don't you learn the Six Laws of Humanity after you have seen them?" Zhou Gong said very firmly: I can't learn. I said with a black line on my head: Master, you won't be so stupid! You can't learn that. Zhou Gongli said confidently: You are stupid! The Six Laws of Humanity will choose their own host, and he chose you, but not me. I suddenly realized that when I learned the Six Laws of Humanity, it was also in that book that I flew out of the golden dragon and drilled into my body, I looked at Zhou Gong and said: If you don't choose you, your character is too poor, and people don't like to follow you. Zhou Gong scolded: Fart, I don't know how good my character is. Zhou Gong asked the little guy in his arms with a hippie smile: You say, is grandpa's character very good? The little guy blinked his eyes and looked at Zhou Gong with a puzzled expression. I said depressedly: Master's family is so young and can't speak, even if people know that your character is not good, they can't say it! Zhou Gong smiled and said to the little guy in his arms: If you feel that grandpa has a bad character, just continue to look at me, if you think grandpa has a good character, make some moves. After saying this, Zhou Gong closed his eyes tightly, I still don't understand what's going on, why did the master close his eyes so tightly, as if he was waiting for something. I only heard a snap, and the little guy's slap was much harder than the previous times, Zhou Gong turned around and said with five little finger prints on his face: Look, he responded to me, saying that I have a good character. I looked at Zhou Gong with a sweaty head and thought that this old thing would not achieve his goal by any means, and would rather sacrifice his old face than fight with me to the end, I am simply beyond my reach! Because the little guy used too much force this time, he may have hurt his little hand, pouted and then cried, Zhou Gong immediately coaxed the little guy to hum and chirp in his mouth and said: Baby, don't cry, don't cry! I saw that this old guy coaxed the child too femininely, the more I looked at it, the more funny it became, I forced a smile and said: It's nothing, I'll leave the apprentice first, then... Piece... Master! Will you tell me the way back? Zhou Gong coaxed the child's eyes and didn't look at me, and then kicked it, because I had no psychological defense, plus Zhou Gong's kick suddenly kicked out, the speed was so fast, I couldn't prevent it from being kicked down from the sky, when I was falling, I looked up at Zhou Gong holding the little guy is looking at me above, Zhou Gong also said to the little guy: Baby, the big fool uncle fell, it's fun. The little guy watched me fall, his mouth still open in an O-shape, and drooling from time to time. I sat up from the bed, opened the window and pointed to the sky and scolded: You old immortal, old slammer, old bastard, you don't even tell me the way, you see how I will fix you in the future. At this time, Wang Jun walked out of his own room, and said with sleepy eyes: What are you shouting in the middle of the night? I looked back at Wang Jun and smiled and said: It's nothing, I have a nightmare, I dreamed that an old immortal kicked me down from the sky. Wang Jun said with a lazy expression: It's okay, you just say it's Uncle Wan, and I won't tell him. I forced a smile and said, "Go to sleep!" Wang Jun turned around and went back to his room. I can't imagine that Uncle Wan's image of an old immortal has been deeply ingrained in Penglai Pavilion, as soon as I say that there is an old immortal, an old bastard, an old Wang Ba or something like that, Wang Jun and Shi Houjian will think of Uncle Wan. I thought about Uncle Wan's image, he really looked like an old bastard, and when I thought about Uncle Wan's absence, I really missed him a little. I looked at my watch, it was already 6:30 in the morning, anyway, I couldn't sleep, I sat up cross-legged, closed my eyes and concentrated, and slowly entered the realm of the six laws of humanity, only to feel that I was rippling between the green mountains and green waters, I searched for the formation chapter in the realm of the six laws of humanity, a formation came into view, and then the use of the formation and the name of the formation appeared, which was the broken formation that Zhou Gong said, I was familiar with it for a while, and then looked at the charm chapter, and began to search for the shape of the formation, A talisman head for the edict of the ancestor of Fengtian came into view, I looked at this talisman carefully, the talisman body and the general talisman body is different, the general talisman body is two apostrophes like eight characters, but the talisman body of this talisman is horizontal and vertical pen body, the middle talisman is written in the gall, the law is like a manifestation, the demon has nowhere to hide, urgent as the law, and finally the end of the talisman, is some symbols. I made a note of how the talisman was drawn, then opened my eyes and started getting up, washing my face and brushing my teeth. Penglai Pavilion opened and there were few people to come, this kind of business has been said before, that is, it will not be open for three years, and it will be open for three years, so I have nothing to do with a piece of chalk on the ground outside the door of Penglai Pavilion to draw a figure of broken formation, and the pedestrians who come and go also look at me with a strange gaze, I have drawn a total of five times, before I can draw a relatively good formation, some readers may say, as long as the drawing is not that meaning? The formation is not better than the spell, the formation can not have too much deviation, or this array will not have an effect, you think about if the array is round, you have to draw a square, although the words written in the array are the same, but the shape has changed, this array is also a waste array that will not start, so the array can not have a little deviation, the spell is different, and the bad drawing will take effect, but the power is big and small. A formation has been completed, I want to try it, but there are people in all directions and there is no spirit appearing, this array can only have an effect on the spirit, will not have any impact on ordinary people, I inadvertently saw an ambulance in the distance, the car is still on the way, the rear compartment got down three people, and it was through the door, floating to the ground, I took a closer look, a surprise turned out to be a ghost lock soul, I shouted to them: Brother come over and do a favor! The two ghosts glanced at each other, and slowly floated towards me, they floated in front of me, and one of them stretched out his hand and shook it in front of my eyes, and I said impatiently: "What are you dangling!" I can see you, and when the ghost heard me say this, he first shook his head, and then asked me: Who are you, who dare to hinder the ghost to lock the soul, are you tired of living?

I got a grass .... I thought to myself, dare to talk to Lao Tzu me like this, I was just about to reason with them, I found that the passers-by walking back and forth around me looked at me with a more strange gaze than just now, as if they were looking at a neurosis, I immediately reacted, ordinary people can't see ghosts without opening the underworld, I immediately took out the phone from my pocket, put it in my ear and pretended to be on the phone, and then said to the two ghosts arrogantly: My name is Jia Jieyi. Another ghost cha said, "Who asked you what your name is, I'm asking you what your Taoist number is." As soon as I heard the tone of their voices, it was obvious that they didn't know me! Then I said, "Roar, I don't have a name, I always say names to others." The ghost who was dangling his hand in front of my eyes just now said: Let's take this soul back first, we can't afford to miss the hour, as for this person, record it, go back and report it to see how many years of life he can lose. As soon as I heard these two ghosts talking, how could they be as bureaucratic as civil servants in some government departments! I remember that I used to be at the police station downstairs of my house, and I applied for a new household registration book, and the one who changed the household registration was to help at the police station. This character is too disgusting, but I can only think about it in my heart, who let the family take care of this matter, who let us have no power in our hands! Thinking of this, I looked at the ghost again, thinking to myself that you two official-minded goods, Lao Tzu's current right is in charge of you. I waved my hand to them and motioned for them to come with me, and the two ghosts followed the soul to the back alley of Penglai Pavilion, and one of the ghosts said to me: What's the matter, I know that I'm afraid, we can not reduce your yang life, but the fine for disturbing the office of the ghost messenger in the underworld must be paid. When I heard this, I thought to myself, your uncle still dared to blackmail Lao Tzu, and then said to them: This soul will be left for me first, I have something for him to help, and you will take him away after you have helped. The ghost cha didn't mean to buy his account at all when he heard me, and then took out his soul-locking magic weapon money head rod from his body, (that is, a bamboo with round paper money hanging on it) The ghost cha opened his mouth and scolded: I think you are looking for death, and you can cut it first and then play it if you hinder the ghost's office. After that, he picked up the money and hit me, I urged the black dragon immortal vein, and the body instantly filled with black qi and fought with the ghost, the black dragon qi shot out by the black dragon immortal vein, and pounced directly towards the ghost, and the ghost hurriedly dodged the black dragon qi to the side, and then said in his mouth: It turned out to be a disciple of the horse, and you dare to obstruct the ghost cha to lock the soul with your identity........ Yes.......

Before he could finish speaking, the golden light of my sword finger had already struck him firmly on his left shoulder, sending the ghost who had been beaten upside down by me and flew out. Another ghost cha immediately ran over and picked up the soul lock rope in his hand and threw it at me, (they are all made of small skulls, and there is a green rune on each skull The ghost cha is a group of two, one with a money rod and one with a soul lock rope) I thought to myself that I would not let you two see the true skills of Lao Tzu, you two don't know how high the sky is, how blue the sea is, how expensive it is for your mother to raise you, I shouted in my hand: "Array". The state of the formation word is presented, and a faint breath slowly gushes out of my body, at this time the soul lock rope has firmly tied me, I just want to break free, at this time two people walked in at the back alley, I can only temporarily not move, pretending that nothing happened, those two people passed by me and looked at me, because I was tied by the soul lock rope with my hands and two legs, ordinary people can't see it and think I'm standing in a military posture! These two people must be very curious, why do I stand so straight, forget about love, what do you think! Who knew that these two people came up to me, took out a fruit knife and shook it in front of me, and said: Dude, do me a favor, borrow two money to spend it!

I'm going to grass your uncle, why am I carrying it like this! I ran into the robbery again, I really want to break free from this soul rope, and teach these two people and two ghosts a good lesson, but I really want to do it, it is inevitable that these two people will not be injured by those two ghosts, if they are tied up by the ghost soul rope or hit by the money pole, the consequences do not need me to say that everyone knows what is going on, if these two people are really hooked away by the ghosts, I am not afraid of anything else, I am afraid that this harmonious society will immediately list me as a murderer. I suddenly thought of the last time the bus was hijacked, Uncle Wan, that old thing pretending to be a sheep and having a seizure, deceived the group of robbers. I was not afraid of bumps now, I lay straight back, and with a bang, I fell to the ground, and then my whole body began to twitch and my eyes rolled up, and the two robbers were startled, and the one who didn't hold a knife said: It seems that this kid has a heart attack! Hurry up and rummage over whether there is anything of value on him, and then withdraw immediately, lest he die and rely on us again. As soon as I heard this, I thought to myself, I'm grass, I'm eating raw rice, you say I'm damned! I don't think much about it now, what kind of character I am! I'm a head can be broken head type can not be messy, blood can flow leather shoes can not be oiled, super money can never be lost character, on my big door character can also let the two of you snatch my money, I luckily broke the soul rope, a punch to the guy with a knife in his hand out of three meters away, the hand did not hold a knife to see that things are not good to turn around and run, I raised a foot and kicked the person who did not hold a knife out of five or six meters away, the two boys got up and ran away in a blink of an eye, disappeared. I looked back at the two ghosts and said, "The warm-up game is over, and it's your turn to play the knockout round." The two ghosts were stupid, standing there and looking at me motionlessly, and after a while, the ghost who took the money and the head of the pole asked: Who are you, how can you know the Taoism of the south and the north horse. I didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, so I casually took the human king order from my neck and handed it to them, and after the two ghosts saw the human king order, they said a classic sentence that I will never forget in my life.......

(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)