Chen Shuisheng had heard the old saying that a phoenix fell on the plane tree, but he had never heard of a crow falling on the plane tree.

Why do phoenixes like to land on plane trees?

Actually, it's a matter of nature.

The sycamore tree is tall and straight, it belongs to the yang, and the phoenix also belongs to the yang, so the phoenix likes to fall on the sycamore tree.

Crows, on the other hand, are yin in the same way as cats that are commonly seen in people.

Crows stay on the plane tree, they will feel uncomfortable because of the masculine breath emitted by the plane tree, so the crow prefers to stay on the tree with other attributes, and because the crow likes to eat scavenging, they are very sensitive to death and corruption, so they also especially like to land on the dead old tree.

Of course, these animals are not the same as people.

Because of the theme of "sex", human beings say that men and women are not tired of working together, and so on, in essence, this is a joke with "sex" as a hint. As a digression, if human beings do not have "sex", what will happen to the relationship between men and women?

Regarding crows, Chen Shuisheng has seen some relevant introductions from ancient book cases.

In ancient times, there were many mass graves, and abandoned corpses were also common, many crows specialized in eating scavengers for a living, and in ancient times, when the earth master walked in the wilderness, he would use the crow gathering place to find the corpse, deduce where there is an ancient tomb with strong yin qi, and determine the use of yin and yang places.

Chen Shuisheng suddenly thought of the crow's attributes, and then thought of a possibility.

That is, there might be something special in the bird's nest above.

"Yes, aquatic, you're right."

Zhou Yongqiang was more than ten meters away, by the Yu River in the north, cleaning up his mobile phone with facial tissues dipped in water, and when he heard Chen Shuisheng's words, he hurriedly took over the topic loudly: "In the past, there were five or six magpie nests on the plane tree behind my house, but suddenly one day there was a strong wind, and some small magpies were blown down and died, and then the magpies stopped making nests here." But no one expected, and then there were some crows that flew in, always making noise here, I also went up to the tree to see, these crows did not make a nest on it, nor did they lay eggs or anything, but from time to time they fell here, I have been paying attention to this old black above for a long time, this guy is a thief and a thief, every time I want to hit it with an air gun, it flies first, I sprinkle poison rice on the ground, this guy doesn't even look at it, I really have no choice. ”

"Airsoft guns?"

As soon as Chen Shuisheng's heart moved, he thought that the crow was very spiritual, did Zhou Yongqiang kill its kind with an air gun? This old crow wants revenge, is it deliberately to destroy his family's feng shui?

"Yes, I have an air gun, and I've killed more than a dozen crows, but this old black just can't hit it, but it's nothing, except for today it did another evil, and it's been alive for a long time."

Zhou Yongqiang threw away the tissue, sniffed the phone, frowned, and scolded: "What did Lao Hei eat on this dog day, it really stinks." ”

Stinking?

Chen Shuisheng hurriedly came to the river, ran his breath, took the mobile phone from Zhou Yongqiang's hand and looked at it, and found that Zhou Yongqiang's hands and the top of the mobile phone were filled with a disgusting corpse gas: "It's not good, this crow must have eaten the corpse of some animal, it's too unlucky, Yongqiang, you hurry up and get dish soap to wash your hands, listen to me, go!" ”

Chen Shuisheng didn't want to be verbose, so he used an ordered tone.

Zhou Yongqiang was slightly stunned, and hurriedly ran back to get dish soap.

Chen Shuisheng took out the mobile phone card and threw the mobile phone directly into the Yuhe River.

"Whew!"

At the moment when the phone fell into the water, the old black crow poked its head out and barked at Chen Shuisheng.

"Get out!"

Chen Shuisheng raised his head and roared at the old black man in the tree.

"Woo Woo ......"

Lao Hei was high up, flapped his wings a few times, and then called three times in a row.

This Nima, is it a call for battle?

Could it be that this crow has become a sperm, this is too evil, isn't it?

Lao Hei's reaction made Chen Shuisheng and Kang Xue look at each other in surprise.

Zhou Yongqiang trotted and brought dish soap and salt, and the two washed their hands together.

Chen Shuisheng took the opportunity to ask: "Yongqiang, you said that this old black did evil, how did it do evil before?" ”

"Shit, this shit knows how to pull shit on my dad's clothes, and once on top of my dad's head. That's why my dad bought me an airsoft gun. Zhou Yongqiang shook his head and said a little depressed: "This beast is fine, I have always suspected that it is the feng shui of my family, but my father doesn't believe it, my father said that a crow is not so evil, and asked me not to think nonsense." I really don't understand, why is he so conflicted? ”

"I think it's the crow that's doing the trick, you see, it's still watching us." Kang Xue pointed at Lao Hei, and felt that there was an indescribable weirdness on this crow's body.

But Chen Shuisheng was thinking in his heart, could it be that Uncle Fei had something to hide and didn't say?

Zhou Yongqiang washed his hands, looked back, and said fiercely: "Don't worry, I must kill this thing, whether it is the culprit or not, I have to find a way to kill it." ”

"Let's not talk about it yet, let's go upstairs and have a look."

Chen Shuisheng had some other questions in his heart, and he had to go upstairs to have a look.

The skylight on the roof of the third floor, from which you go out is the tile on the roof.

Chen Shuisheng was just about to get out, when he saw Lao Hei pounce, he actually wanted to catch people with his claws!

"Oh!"

Chen Shuisheng hurriedly retracted his head, closed the skylight, and said to Zhou Yongqiang with great certainty: "There must be something on this roof, there may be a carcass of some animal, it is afraid that we will find out, so it will not let us go out, we must find a way to kill it, this old black and your family have a feud." ”

"Wait a minute, I'll go get a helmet and put on a pair of gloves."

Zhou Yongqiang rolled his eyes and went to get something.

Chen Shuisheng hurriedly reminded, "Bring another long rope up." ”

"Got it......"

Zhou Yongqiang now trusts Chen Shuisheng very much.

Zhou Weimin walked out of the room, just happened to meet his son, and after understanding the situation, Zhou Weimin went up to the attic on the third floor with a heavy heart, and said directly with a concerned face: "Shui Sheng, are you sure that this crow is doing trouble?" ”

"Well, eight or nine is not far from ten." Chen Shuisheng nodded affirmatively, "Uncle, I won't hide it from you, in fact, I saw the bird's nest on the plane tree wrapped in a black gas, I suspect that there are also things on the roof, the feng shui of your house and homestead is excellent, but there are some loopholes on the roof and the plane tree, and the black gas cover is a great omen, just like the black hall is black, so you must go up and take a good look." ”

"You...... Have you opened your eyes? ”

Zhou Weimin was very skeptical of Chen Shuisheng's words.

Seeing that his uncle didn't believe him, Chen Shuisheng felt a little unhappy, frowned lightly at the moment, and said, "Uncle, why don't you go to the roof to see it yourself later?" ”

"Something brought here......

There was a sound of footsteps, and Zhou Yongqiang brought a rope, a fully enclosed peep for driving a motorcycle, and a pair of leather gloves.

Zhou Weimin frowned and thought for a moment, then suddenly said, "Don't rush up, let me go up and see it myself." ”

"Dad, let me go."

Zhou Yongqiang was worried that his father was old and his legs and feet were inconvenient.

Who knows, Zhou Weimin ignored it and climbed out directly from the skylight.

For the sake of safety, Chen Shuisheng came over with a rope to help tie his uncle around his waist.

"Whew!"

At this time, Lao Hei let out a strange scream, swooped over with a "whew", and his shiny black mouth pecked directly at Zhou Weimin's eyes!

"Uncle is dangerous......"

Chen Shuisheng saw the crow flying towards him with a puff of black gas, and his heart suddenly became nervous.

"Ahh

But immediately after, Zhou Weimin let out a miserable scream.