It's so, so, so......"

As soon as the master said it, Wei Yuan understood.

The relationship is that a few days ago in the evening, the little wife of the county order was startled by a passing fox when she went out.

Jump down when you are scared, the loser girl is usually used to being powerful with people, and the fox will not let go. shouted for the maid beside him to chase and beat.

Chase and fight, those maids don't dare to really chase and fight, and they can't catch up!

But after the loser went home, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and the more she took a step back, the more she thought about it, the more she lost, and she actually sent someone to toss it overnight, destroying the nests and holes of more than a dozen foxes in the city!

Not to mention the fox, those servants who were instructed by her to be like the third grandson, filling the fox hole and burning the fox nest at night, all greeted her eighteen-generation female ancestors in their hearts.

After such a toss, the girl was in a good mood and slept well.

But the foxes are not in a good mood. Although I got the letter in advance, I ran away, but my home is gone!

Isn't it just unintentional to scare you? You chased and chased, and you beat and hit, and you still brought you to find the back account?

There are more than a dozen holes and nests, and there must be a fox of size thirty or fifty to be affected, right?

So, the next night, something strange happened around the neighborhood.

You sleep in the house and someone mutters outside the window, you squat in the toilet and someone mutters outside, you exercise in bed and someone refuels under the bed, you eat in a restaurant and someone nagging under the table......

There must be forty or fifty families in this neighborhood!

It's just that most people don't feel harassed, but they also find it quite exciting!

And guess what? The fox who dared to talk secretly was talking about the privacy of those people in the neighborhood!

No matter what year it is, the people who eat melons have an indelible enthusiasm for gossip.

So much so that in the past few days, people from other streets have come to gather to listen to the lecture!

It's more popular than the cross talk under the bridge!

However, the protagonist of the gossip doesn't think it's a good thing. That's just a bloody face!

On the first night, the voice told many people: The concubine of the county order was actually a half-hidden (private prostitute) in the early years, and later she didn't know how to be good, and she actually became the fourth concubine of the county order.

The next night, the voice also said: The concubine in the fourth room actually has a leg with the door in her courtyard, and the door still has a green belly pocket hidden in the concubine's house!

Even the patterns, patterns, and stitches on the belly pocket are true.

After a few days, the county magistrate couldn't sit still, and secretly asked someone to go to the door's house to rummage, and really found a green belly pocket at the bottom of the box!

When the county magistrate saw it, his face immediately turned the same color as the old eggplant: Ah, I've seen this belly pocket!

After that, he directly found a crime and put him in the shackle and detained him outside the county government to show the public. The flail weighed eighty pounds, and it crushed the door to death in just one day and one night.

And the concubine, the county order said that it was sent back to the countryside overnight, but in fact, the county order was sent to other places to buy a green building, and it was sold for sixteen taels of silver.

That's what the fox said......

In addition, there are also county orders to collect black money and judge cases, find people to take the blame, and even eat money at both ends.

In short, all kinds of peeling, stone hammers!

It's not just the bullshit of the Ling family in Ninghai County, but also the bad things of many people in the neighborhood.

After all, the fox said that it was an hour or two, and the content was rich and colorful, and there was no water injection. How can a family be enough?

And it's talking about the people who took part in the destruction of the fox's nest that night.

Those people really can't hold on, and if they go on like this, even if they are thick-skinned no matter what outsiders say, they can't stand the civil strife in their own home alone.

The fight between the two is considered light, the father and son beat each other, the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law tear each other, the concubine scratches her face, and the brothers are all shoulder-to-shoulder!

No, hurry up and invite Elder Feng, willing to pay one hundred and fifty taels, hurry up and settle this matter!

Wei Yuan pretended to drink tea and hid his surprised expression.

One hundred and fifty taels is not a small number, and you can buy eight or nine concubines!

He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!

The mad monk nodded: "The rich monk knows, but the rich monk has a request." ”

"You talk about it!" The master was very polite, after all, he gossiped that night, and there were also things about their family. He was also in a hurry.

It's just that it's not the main personnel, and they can only hear their own gossip every day or two.

Now that the county commander is willing to bleed, he also hopes to get through this nightmare day quickly!

If he really picks it up again, he will be picked up for the money he cheated on prostitutes in his early years.

The mad monk said, "In addition to one hundred and fifty taels of silver, the rich monk also needs a piece of cloth on the county commander's uniform." ”

The master thought for a moment and took a bite. Although this is a bit damaging to the majesty of the imperial court, there are more than a dozen official uniforms of his own master, and he can just find one and cut off a piece.

......

The mad monk took Wei Yuan to the street outside. By this time the sun had completely set.

Although the faces of people can still be faintly seen on the street, it will not be long before it will be dark, and by that time, except for some restaurants and green buildings, all other places will be closed.

Usually at this time, people have already gone home, and after a little more busy work, they go to bed and make villains.

But now it's different, there are six or seven people in this pile, three or four people in that pile, and a dozen people in the distance, all holding lanterns, candles, torches, and waiting there with their necks pulled!

Suddenly, someone shouted in a low voice, "It's coming, it's coming!"

For a while, everyone held their breath and listened attentively.

Listen to the whispers behind the wall, outside the house, around the corner, with a strange tone.

The mad monk also came over with Wei Yuan......

I heard the voice with a sense of banter and ridicule: "Do you know that the third concubine of the county is pregnant, and it has been five months!"

The people below immediately became excited! This is a hot melon to eat!

One by one, you and I began to discuss, and under the firelight, it was a peaceful and cheerful scene.

"Yo, Liu County is already fifty-six years old, and he still has this ability?

"Isn't that old? Maybe it's the knife!"

"This time it won't be Menzi again, right? Is Menzi treated so well? Is there any other company that recruits Menzi? Don't pay for money, just provide food and accommodation. If nothing else, I just want to experience life. ”

"Together!"

“+1~”

Wei Yuan watched these excited and happy people communicating with each other, and said in his heart: No wonder you can listen to it at home, but you just ran to the street to gather people to listen to the fox babble!

Someone began to urge, "I know, I know, the subordinates of the county Cheng family even went to the pharmacy next door to my house to grab the tocolytic pills!

"That's it!"

"Tell me whose it is!"

The fox whispered again: "Whose is it? It belongs to Liu Xiancheng's second son! The two have been together for more than a year, but I didn't expect there to be a seed! But Liu Xiancheng is not at a loss, and it is also the seed of their Liu family. Waste ~ water does not flow into the fields of outsiders!"

"Then the second brother of the Liu family is very attentive, and the mother, is so affectionate! The specific details are too discordant, so I won't go into details!"

When I heard this, there was a burst of sorrow all over the field.

"Let's talk about it!"

"I'll buy a roast chicken for you tomorrow and put it next to the wall, you tell us about it~"

"That's it, I'll buy one too!"

I listened to the sound of spitting on the other side of the wall, but in the end I still stuck to my principles.

"Don't be noisy, I don't want to cross the line, I don't want to give as many chickens as I want. But don't worry, I'll move on to the next story. You know our county lieutenant......, right?

Wei Yuan stood there and listened to the kung fu of a meal, which is called a heart-wrenching, endless aftertaste, five spines and six beasts!

What county lieutenant raised seven or eight outer rooms outside, but they were all half-bought and half-robbed in the human market, in fact, he was a bandit who robbed the road in his early years, and he was injured in a robbery, which was inhumane. That's when I spent money to go to the relationship and bought a county lieutenant.

For example, a few days ago, the poor Xiucai who was admitted to the promotion of people was favored by the Wu family, the business boss in this county, and married the niece of the head of the family, Wu Tiande, to him. But in fact, the woman is a Yangzhou thin horse trained by the Wu family since childhood.

Another example is the ancestral pickle jar of Lao Liu's family at Dongjiekou, which actually let the neighbor's bear child sprinkle a soak of urine in it.

For example, the rice in Liu Ji Grain Store is actually mixed with old rice, which is a black-hearted businessman!

It is a matter of local privacy matters that have heads and faces, or the parents of nearby families are short and trivial. Specifically, it can be divided into several sections, such as family ethics, neighbors, and business scores!

It wasn't until midnight that the voice dispersed, and everyone reluctantly dispersed, yawning and going home to sleep one by one.

The mad monk took Wei Yuan to turn left and right, and somehow, he came to a deserted wilderness.

Wei Yuan can be sure that he has never left the county. But how can there be wasteland in the county?

I saw a lantern in front of me, and it was actually a big house!

The mad monk stepped forward, did not knock on the door, but pushed it with his hand, and the door opened with a bang.

I heard the mad monk say, "Mowgli, go and meet those foxes." ”

Wei Yuan was stunned for a moment and asked, "What about you, master?"

"As a teacher, I won't go in. It's up to you. ”

"Huh......? What kind of attitude do we have?Do we persuade or ......" Wei Yuan made a gesture to wipe his neck.

The mad monk said: "It's all said, let you deal with it all." Go for it!"

As he flicked his sleeves, a huge force directly lifted Wei Yuan on his heels. By the time he reacted, the man was already in the gate, and he didn't know when it would close.

Wei Yuan looked left and right, clenched the rattling Zen staff in his hand, and scolded in his heart: Pit apprentice!

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