Chapter 21: Second Brother, I Feel Cute
I said impatiently, "I've thought of it a long time ago, don't be surprised." ”
Lao Hei said: "You know that there is a stone slab behind this and let me dig it, and you treat me as an animal." ”
I smiled and said, "Of course the little master has an idea, come, dismantle the offering table and use it as firewood." ”
Lao Hei suddenly became smarter, and said with a smile: "You mean, you want to heat expand and shrink and burn the slate?" ”
I said, "You're not stupid. ”
Lao Hei said: ", I understand this easy-to-understand physics knowledge in the third grade of primary school." ”
"Then don't be verbose, hurry up and dismantle the offering table, the location of the tomb wall will change in a while, and you will dig in vain."
Lao Hei carried Wang Sledgehammer and ran to the offering table, the cold coffin, cold, I don't know if it is a century-old corpse hiding inside, or an empty coffin, no matter what it is, being in the same room with a big coffin, or feeling cold.
After the offering table was dismantled, we piled the firewood against the stone slab, and Hei took out a newspaper from his bag and set it on fire.
After burning for a while, the slate made a sizzling sound, and the burial chamber was about to move, so I asked Lao Hei to extinguish the fire and pick up the charcoal that was left over from the burning, which could also help us attack the slate on the ground in the other direction.
All the details were planned, Lao Hei and I took off our pants and soaked urine on the slate, and the whole stone + one + book + reading + novel xstxt board crackled and stirred up a burst of white smoke.
I lifted my pants, picked up the broken Lee Min Ho and pointed it at the slate, and said, "Come on, old black, take a hammer and rush it away!" ”
Lao Hei is not ambiguous, carrying two king sledgehammers in both hands, taking turns to start work, pop!
As the old black struck the pickaxe in my hand, the cracks in the slate grew larger and larger, and began to crack until finally, the whole wall shook.
I put down Lee Min Ho and let Lao Hei continue to smash against the bluestone slab.
Sure enough, after smashing a few times, there was a chaotic noise, God lived up to the painstaking people, and the heavy bluestone slab was finally overwhelmed and completely collapsed under the spirit of our Yugong moving mountains, and the gravel was spilled all over the ground.
I hurriedly picked out some of the slate fragments, and the soil layer behind it was half-hidden like a shy virgin, but this time the soil layer was different, it was golden clay.
It's a bit hard to get it, maybe it rained the day before yesterday, and the weather was relatively cloudy, and these cements were still wet.
The cement is stronger than ordinary clay, and the density and adhesion are higher, so we have to stick a pickaxe in it and then break it off piece by hand.
After a while, as the tomb moved, the tunnel we dug out was almost half of the hole blocked by the new tomb wall, and it was about to be completely blocked.
I don't know what Lao Hei is thinking, digging and digging and mysteriously showing me his hands, just one glance, I exclaimed in a cold sweat, I can't tell whether I am happy or frustrated.
The old black hands were shining golden in the candlelight, and only then did I see that the sweat on his face was also golden.
Lao Hei looked at me with surprise in his eyes, and probably my face was also that golden light.
Lao Hei shook his hands: "What is it?" Are we poisoned? ”
I controlled my trembling hands, lit two cigarettes, handed one to Lao Hei, and said, "Jinsha, this mud wall is actually mixed with Jinsha." ”
The old black eyes were about to bulge out: "My mother, so much golden sand, enough to buy more than a dozen or twenty BMWs, right?" ”
I took a puff of my cigarette and said, "I still talk about these useless things outside the body, this cemetery is ordinary from the ground, who would have thought that there would be such a big mystery hidden underneath." If this tomb is just as simple as we seem on the surface, for hundreds of years, I don't know how many times the tomb has been stolen, how can it be completely preserved to this day. It seems that the two of us are more than lucky this time. ”
Lao Hei didn't take my words seriously, he looked at me with a thief's eyebrows and rats, and said: "No matter how big your chest is or how small your chest is, now you have to walk through the sword mountain and the sea of fire, so don't be crooked, hurry up and think of a way to get this golden sand out." ”
I sighed, "Let's wait until we dig into the control room of the mechanism, I'm not as optimistic as you." ”
Fortunately, the cement layer was not too thick, about thirty or forty centimeters thick, and I didn't dare to rest any longer, for fear that there would not be enough time, and the stone slab that had been chiseled through it would disappear because of the movement of the burial chamber.
Extinguishing the smoke and urging Lao Hei to hurry up and work, we continued to pick for a while, and once again there was a black soil layer, and the black soil was also mixed with golden sand, these soils were particularly soft, and they were pulled out half a meter deep in a few clicks.
From entering this burial chamber, until now, the two of us are like rats keep burrowing, stunned, and then burrowed, stunned, **as if numb, these little surprises are like lying sheep children, the wolf is coming, the wolf is gone, the wolf is coming again, the wolf is gone, and finally, the wolf is really coming, but everyone doesn't believe it.
Lao Hei's face was covered with sweat. Under the candlelight, the bridge of the nose is high, and the cheeks are broad, you may be able to see such an ordinary face in any city, but you will definitely not pay attention to how he is running around for life, and you will not want to know what such a person's life is like.
He's my friend, but the next moment, he and I can become cold corpses, and years later, we will be weathered into dry corpses, and from dry corpses to bones.
In a few years, another group of thieves or archaeologists will dig us out of the soil that contains the golden sand, and then fiddle with what little skeleton we have left, study how we died, study every lesion in our body, study our strange behavior.
Before you know it, you have dug a distance of two or three meters.
I asked Lao Hei: "Lao Hei, there are two ways to choose now, do you want to hear about it?" ”
Lao Hei has been digging up the soil, and he doesn't care about looking at me: "Well, you say." ”
I stopped the pickaxe in my hand: "If we dig into it like this, it may be a dead end, if we dig into the ground at the location of the incoming thief, the chance of survival will be greater, of course, it is likely that we will be suffocated before we dig into the ground." ”
Lao Hei still didn't look at me, but said lightly: "You said that the will to fall into battle is death and not life." If you go in, you will die, and if you turn back, you may also die, let me choose, I prefer to see what is inside. ”
Now the two of us are in the newly excavated tunnel, the tomb is constantly moving, and the tunnel exit behind us is gradually covered by the tomb wall, which is like a silent door slowly closing our hope of life.
After digging for so long, there was only one person at the entrance of the tunnel that had been drilled sideways, and I patted Lao Hei on the shoulder: "In another ten minutes, I will never look back." ”
Lao Hei turned his face and smiled at me: "I don't have so many ideas, you say withdraw, I will turn my head and leave, you say go forward, I will never look back." ”
This sentence made my heart cold, and as I expected, what worried me had happened, and he had put his life on my shoulders. But I myself can't be sure if I can get out alive, but the fool of Lao Hei bets his hope of life on an uncertain factor.
Our behavior is indeed too risky, like a person in a deep quagmire, with a bush of weeds at hand, within reach, maybe you can walk to the shore by pulling the weeds, maybe the weeds can't withstand their weight and break directly, but there is still some hope.
And what we are doing now is a typical example of people dying for money and birds dying for food, which is the opposite and the boat is ruined.
I shook my head, I couldn't make up my mind, so I simply took out a five-cent coin from my pocket, this coin was the magic weapon of the universal judgment questions I used in the exams when I was in school, how many times it took me to save the day, and I was blindfolded with 60 points.
Now that the catastrophe is approaching, we can only pin all our hopes on it.
I said to myself: if the coin is up, go forward, if the coin is down, then withdraw.
After chanting, he turned over his hand and tossed the coin, and the brass-colored coin flipped in the air a few times, damn it!
The coin was stuck straight on the top of the tunnel.
I laughed miserably, God this is slapping me in the face!
That's it, if the heavens let me perish, it will be a dead end to turn back.
Gritting his teeth, he smashed a pickaxe on the tomb wall behind him, and dropped a pile of tomb bricks to completely cover the exit that almost disappeared, and broke the idea of choice.
When Lao Hei heard the voice, he looked back at me, but he didn't speak, and I smiled at him: "There's no way back, rush buddy." ”
The two of them dug up again, Lao Hei dug in front, and I carried soil in the back, and it was very dry.
The amount of golden sand rich in the black soil is particularly large, and my little heart is bursting out of sight, how much does it cost, no wonder the ancients said that money is like dung, and feelings are to let money burn, which is really in response to that sentence: If you don't do it, you won't die.
Lao Hei and I are like two marmots, in order to survive, we dug a tunnel at least six meters long in just half an hour. Now I'm starting to regret a little bit, I didn't expect that we had the natural ability to punch holes, and the speed was so fast that it was staggering.
At this rate, it wouldn't take me an hour to dig into the ground from the location of the thief hole that came in, but unfortunately there is no way to turn back and no shore now.
Thinking about it, the work under his hands is not daring to stop at all, Lao Hei was born a migrant worker, the digging tunnel is big and round and fast, I also want him to dig out more space quickly, this kind of confined place makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Because no matter how long we dig it, the excavated earth can only be piled up behind us, and the space for us to stay is still so small.
At this moment, I already felt that I had severe difficulty breathing, and the flame of the wrist-thick candle was only the size of a bean, and the air could not enter, and soon we would be suffocated in the tunnel.
The current scene fully validates the saying: time is life.
Of course, there is sorrow and joy, life is always sad and joyful, sad is that we are suffocating, fortunately, digging to the back is no longer mixed with the soil with the sand, but the golden sands mixed with a little soil, at first the brush off the black soil, now while digging while dropping the gold slag, can die in such a piece of Jinsha tomb, what else do I have to say.
I don't know what Lao Hei's mood is at the moment, anyway, I can't be happy when I see these golden sands, I feel like I'm going to die, in the claustrophobic space, a very strong fear gradually swells into my heart.
Could it really be a military fortification at the end of this passage? Maybe a heavily armed soldier was sitting in his room watching TV, and then Lao Hei and I finally dug through the tunnel and got out of the TV, and the soldier was shocked and shouted something! Then he pulled out his pistol and killed us both on the spot.
I thought of my ex-girlfriend again, the tsundere woman who refused to make out with me many times on the grounds that she would get pregnant with kissing, on a sunny summer afternoon, holding another man under my gaze and walking into the homeinn that I had dreamed of thousands of times, I thought of her naked ** rolling under that man's body, making a burst of AV sound.
I slapped myself, when was it, and I was still thinking about this mess.
Lao Hei also sensed that the situation was wrong, probably wanting to ease the atmosphere, turned his head and touched his golden hair and said to me: "Second brother, now I feel a little cute." ”
I was stunned for a moment and said, "Uncle Meng, hurry up and dig it, I will suffocate to death for a while." ”