(Please fairy hit)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

Looking at the night scene, I was distracted, and I heard someone knocking on the door.

The girl came late at night to ask for help, and the hooligans were bullying people.

Shi Houjian flicked his arm, and with a snap, something fell out of his sleeve, and I immediately saw that what fell out was the 300,000 bank card that the three of us hid in Shi Houjian. The three of us were all stunned there, but Uncle Wan was older and more experienced, and he didn't mess up. An arrow rushed over and picked up the bank card that had fallen on the ground, looked at it over and over, and then shouted: You still dare to lie to me. The three of us acted in unison, turned around and ran, and all escaped from Penglai Pavilion. Uncle Wan scolded behind us: You three little cubs, even I dare to deceive, I fired you all, all of you. Shi Houjian and Wang Jun and I came to an Internet café, opened three machines, and studied whether Uncle Wan would really fire us while playing. Wang Jun is two or three years older than me and Shi Hou Jian, and he thinks much more than us, and says with a serious face: Don't worry! Uncle Wan is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and besides, he fried the three of us, where can he find someone as experienced as the three of us. After listening to Wang Jun's words, I thought about it, although I have just come to Penglai Pavilion for a few days, but I have a tacit understanding with Uncle Wan to cooperate to cheat those big money, so Uncle Wan also appreciates me, of course he will not fire me, Shi Houjian understands all the items, utensils, and Buddha statues in Penglai Pavilion, so he is handy at work, and Uncle Wan will definitely not fire Shi Houjian, Wang Jun has been with Uncle Wan since he was a child, just like Uncle Wan's own son, Uncle Wan will not fire Wang Jun, so think about it carefully, the three of us put our hearts in our stomachs. Wang Jun has always been a very well-behaved child, and he has never made Uncle Wan angry, probably because he hasn't played with a child as old as him since he was a child, so he has a somewhat withdrawn personality. Since Shi Houjian and I came to Penglai Pavilion, Wang Jun has also mingled with the two of us, and he is very happy every day. It may also be that Shi Houjian and I turned Wang Jun's good baby into a naughty boy, this time it was the first time to run out of Penglai Pavilion, and now Wang Jun was a little scared and said: How can I go back to Penglai Pavilion at night? How can we apologize to Uncle Wan? Shi Houjian had a bad stomach, rolled his eyes and said: Instead of being led by Uncle Wan, we should revolt and come to Uncle Wan to see what Uncle Wan does. The three of us made a plan, turned around and walked towards Penglai Pavilion, the three of us entered the house Uncle Wan was drinking tea on the coffee table and watching TV, seeing the three of us coming back and ignoring us, Shi Houjian and I returned to the house, Wang Jun also returned to his room, and after a while, the three of us went out of the house together, each of us walked to Uncle Wan with a luggage roll in his hand, Wang Jun was the first to say: Master, I'm sorry, we shouldn't lie to you, the old man, if the three of us resign, you can feel better, and the three of us don't need you to fire the squid, Let's go by ourselves, Uncle Wan glanced at Wang Jun and didn't speak, I thought to myself, how long can you endure the old thing, so I stepped forward and said: Uncle Wan I'm sorry for making you angry, let's leave Penglai Pavilion, Shi Houjian also said: Yes! Uncle Wan, we apologize to you before leaving, and I hope you don't get angry with the three of us. After that, we turned around and walked out, Uncle Wan was obviously a little impatient, but he still had to put it on, his eyes did not leave the TV and said coldly: When did I say that I would not let you stay, I want to continue to do it, and I will do it well in the future Uncle Wan is not as stingy as you think. I was the first to turn around and say to Uncle Wan: Uncle Wan, I know that you are old, and there are a lot of adults, but I don't want to go in my heart! You have forgiven me, but I can't forgive myself! Shi Houjian also added fuel and vinegar and said: Isn't it! You are so old, we still lied to you, how can we still have the face to stay in Penglai Pavilion now! Wang Jun may be really emotional, and said with a handful of tears in his nose: Master will not be by your old side's apprentice in the future, you will take care of your body more, wear more clothes when it is cold, if you don't want to wash it by hand, throw it in the washing machine, close the window when you sleep at night, or you like to kick the quilt when you sleep. Shi Houjian and I dragged Wang Jun, Wang Jun reluctantly turned around and walked out of Penglai Pavilion with the two of us, Uncle Wan couldn't help it, and chased him out with tears and said: The three of you are coming back for me, don't you just want the bonus of 500 yuan per person? Can't I give each of you 1,000, are you trying to force my old man to death! If you want to go, you can go, and you are so sensational and fart! Shi Houjian and Wang Jun and I immediately turned our heads as soon as we heard that each person was giving 1,000 yuan. Shi Houjian was the first to say: Uncle Wan, I know you like to joke with us, what five hundred and one thousand we actually don't want this money, why are you still joking with us when you are old? Uncle Wan immediately took out a wad of money from his pocket, which should have been prepared in advance, but I saw that the three parts had been divided, and then each of us was stuffed into our pockets. I said again: Uncle Wan, we are really not for this money, we took your old bank card, just to make a joke with you, I thought you would not be angry with us, but I didn't expect you to be really angry. Since you're no longer angry, let's not leave. Shi Houjian had already walked to the door of Penglai Pavilion and beckoned to me and Wang Jun and shouted: Brother Wang, Uncle Wan has boiled crabs in the pot today, hurry up and come in and eat! Wang Jun and I rushed into the house. Uncle Wan stood in place and was stunned for three seconds, and then shouted: You dare to deceive my feelings, don't eat them all and leave a few for me. A few of us talked and laughed and ate this dinner, and in the evening Shi Houjian, Wang Jun and Uncle Wan all drank too much, lying on the sofa, I have not been very drunk and poured the type, two bottles of beer can vomit for half an hour, so I have been drinking soda. Watching the three of them snoring loudly, I came to the window and looked at the moon in the sky outside the window and thought, a few months ago I was still a campus gangster who didn't know anything, since I learned the three talents and eighteen legal laws and six laws, I have been constantly dealing with ghosts and gods, in fact, many people have a dream since childhood, that is, they have a strange art, slay demons and a group of beauties around them to help the world for the graceful hero, but now I really have the Tao, but I long for the ordinary life of normal people, Every day is so ordinary, looking for an ordinary job, taking your own salary every month, slowly looking for a girlfriend who is not beautiful and not ugly, and then getting married and having children, when I am older, I play chess with the old man downstairs every day, carry a birdcage and yo-yo birds, and return home to my wife to cook a meal, this kind of ordinary day seems ordinary, just ask how many people can get. The display and cruelty of society, let us people get up early and be busy day and night for the poor one or two thousand yuan a month, in this era of soaring prices, we only have our little salary, with the same change of strategy, and in this era of people's thinking is advancing rapidly, many gold worshippers have added a touch of darkness to this era, how many difficulties and tests we have to face in the future of the 80s, Now there is no way to know, it can only be a monk for a day, hit the clock for a day, and live a life of today and not asking about tomorrow. Seeing the newspapers and the news every day there are reports of cheating marriages, child abuse, brutal demolitions, and urban management beating old ladies who sell tea eggs, I thought that when I once went to the underworld, I saw all kinds of criminal laws that those who had lost their morals in the yang world and had done all the bad things after they died, and these criminal laws were only punishments outside the Xudu Prefecture. I lit a cigarette and looked at the sky in a daze, a knock on the door suddenly remembered, I walked to the door, opened the door and looked, a little girl with dirt and wet hair stood in front of me, I glanced at the little girl in front of me, this girl was only five or six years old at most. The little girl slowly raised her head and cried: Uncle, go and save my sister, there are a few bad people who want to bully her. After the little girl finished speaking, she turned around and ran towards the avenue, I followed closely around the corner of a very remote building, the little girl's figure was gone, and when I was looking around for the little girl's figure, I heard a man's voice in the dark corner and said: Stinky girl, Lao Tzu asked you to take off your clothes, did you hear it, damn it or don't take it off, then don't blame my three brothers for being rough with you hehe! Scar, the fourth child picked her up for me. After this voice said that, there was a hissing sound of tearing clothes around the corner, and only a girl's voice was heard crying: Please spare me! I'll give you all the money. The voice continued: Stinky, I want money today, you now know that you are afraid, this is the consequence of you two lying to me, it is your blessing to meet you today, look at your useless boyfriend when he encounters this kind of thing, he himself runs faster than a rabbit, such a man will definitely not be able to satisfy you in bed, and the three of us will definitely make you comfortable in a while, and let you see what a real man is hahahaha.

I jumped out of the corner with an arrow step, and saw three beasts with big hair were pounced on a girl's body and tearing clothes frantically, the girl was still struggling desperately, but how could a thin girl resist three big shoulders and big waists, five big and three thick, and it was also a big man with big hair, the girl struggled for a while and was held down by two big men and couldn't move, and a big man was unbuckling his belt in front of the girl. I imitated the girl's voice and shouted, "Qiangjian, help!" Due to my limited ability to imitate, the sound imitated seemed to be the tone of the eunuchs in the court drama, as soon as the big men heard my voice, the three of them looked at me in unison, I smiled and walked out of the darkness, and the big man led by yelled at me: Little b cub, look at J8 Mao and get out. I stared straight at the big man who was the leader and said: I haven't seen enough of J8 Mao! As soon as the big man heard that I was taking advantage of his words to scold him, he quickly took out a switchblade from his pocket and roared towards me, and saw that this guy must not be a good stubble, and he must have been a bad master in the past, I carried the sword finger handprint in my hand, and with a slight wave of my fingers, a golden light shot at the wrist of the big man, and the big man was attacked by the golden light of the sword, and the switchblade flew out directly with a wave of the wrist, and I hooked my fingers again, and a golden light shot into the stomach of the big man, and the big man snorted and lay on the ground, Curled up on his legs and lying on his side, with a painful expression on his face, a man with a long scar on his face behind the big man shouted: Big brother, what's wrong with you, your stomach hurts? It seems that this man is the scar in the mouth of the big man, and the first impression of his face is that I am not good, and I don't want to enter the living. I glanced at the big man in front of me with disdain and said: Look at the consequences of scolding me, hurt the sky, and be punished! As soon as the scar man heard that I was still arranging to scold, he also took out a throwing knife from his pocket and shook it twice in his hand, and the scar man looked down and saw that the knife was left with the handle, and the blade didn't know when it flew away. My sword finger Jin Guang now belongs to where to hit, just a small flick knife can still not hit, I slightly hooked my finger and the sword pointed at the golden light and shot at the scar man's stomach, the scar man screamed and lay on the ground, at this time the leader of the big man slowly stood up, looking at his appearance must still be very painful, the head of the big man frowned into the Sichuan character due to the stomach pain, stood in place and stared at me without leaving his eyes and said: This kid is very evil, the fourth brother gave me a handful of incense. As soon as the fourth brother heard the eldest brother speak, he immediately took out a handful of incense offerings from his backpack and handed it to the leader of the big man. The leader of the big man held the incense in front of him, closed his eyes and said with words in his mouth: Disciple Wang Chuanlong, please the second uncle, pass on my law on the upper body, and the gods will show their powers. I read these words over and over again, and my right foot kept stepping on the ground. I saw that after Wang Chuanlong read it a few times, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes glared like a bell, and he shouted in his mouth Huang Mancai Huang Erye is here. I relied on the fact that this guy would ask the fairy god to fight. In fact, the origin of this invitation to the fairy god to fight is from the Qing Dynasty shaman faction, do you remember the still Zhu Gege in the Meng Dan in order to see the Xiang Concubine into the palace to dance the shaman dance, the early shaman is to use this dance to ask the fairy family to help solve some problems, the shaman dance has evolved from generation to generation to the later stage to invite the fairy god to fight and dance the great god two. The leader of the big man said to me in a thin and long tone: Boy, you are not too bold, you dare to bully me Huang Mancai. I glanced at the upper body Wang Chuanlong in front of me with my eyes and said disdainfully: Are you from the Moon Gate or the old man of the Ma family in the northeast, and the immortal family of the Huang family. Wang Chuanlong said with a very hung look: What is he in the Moon Gate, your second uncle and I are an authentic Ma family, and the deputy platoon master of the tenth row of the old Huang family. I smiled and said: It turned out that the Huang family's family had arrived! It's disrespectful. This immortal family named Huang Mancai looked at me with disdain and said: "Junior, you are also a cultivator, and when I see your second uncle, I don't want to quickly report your Dharma name or Dao number. I clasped my hands into fists and made a group of gestures, then bowed and said: The younger generation can't be nameless, and the younger generation's surname is Jia Mingjieyi. As soon as I said this, the Huang Mancai on the other side puffed, and suddenly fell to his knees, his move really startled me and the scar man and the fourth man, only to see Huang Mancai said in a trembling voice: Xiaoxian Huang Jia's tenth row deputy platoon master has seen Lord Renwang. As soon as Huang Mancai said this, the scar man and the fourth eldest couldn't say a word with their mouths open, and their eyes looked at me standing in place without blinking, giving people the feeling of petrification. At this time, I saw Wang Chuanlong shudder, and then asked the scar man behind him: Is the scar matter solved? The scar man had a big mouth, and he turned the man named Lechuan Long in a big circle before he stopped, Wang Chuanlong scolded: Grass your scar, you dare to hit me if you are crazy. The scar man's tone at this time also became thin and long, and said: you, Wang Chuanlong, take a good look, you can't even recognize me. As soon as Wang Chuanlong heard this tone, he immediately said: You are the second uncle, why did you get on the body of the scar. As soon as I saw that Huang Mancai was on the body of Scar, he came to teach Wang Chuanlong a lesson, so I stood in place and waited to watch the play. I saw the scar man pointing at me and saying to Wang Chuanlong: Wang Chuanlong, you know who this person you offended is. As soon as Wang Chuanlong heard Huang Mancai ask him, he knew that it must be that he provoked this lord who was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and said tremblingly: Second uncle, I don't know what kind of immortal this living father is! Huang Mancai sneered and pointed at me and said to Wang Chuanlong: Immortals? Hum! All the gods and Buddhas have to give him face, this time you know who he is! Wang Chuanlong's face changed dramatically and he said nervously: Senior brother

(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)