Chapter 92: My cousin is here
A big green centipede, although it is not as powerful as the roaring dog, nor as beautiful as the nine-tailed fox that Hu Meiniang became, but it is green and hairy, but it is a bit like a bug on a tree, I hate this kind of bug the most, and I have crispy bones when I see it. The two red eyes of the big centipede are like two beautiful gems, and the two tentacles are like two steel whips, crackling and shattering countless stones. The body is very long, and there are a lot of feet, and each foot is like a sickle!
"Alas! …… How did you come across such a monster? My life is so bitter! ”
I sighed, and Hu Meiniang patted me on the shoulder and sighed.
"Fengzi, don't be discouraged! The kitten is still waiting for you to save it! Miss Li is still waiting for you to reshape your body! ”
"Sister! You're right, the girls are waiting for me! I can't be discouraged, and even if I die, I can't live up to everyone's expectations of me. Okay, I'm going to meet this disgusting centipede. Sister, you give me a look at the enemy's formation, and see that I don't break all my aunt's calves and make her become a caterpillar. ”
With that, I rushed towards the big centipede. Hu Meiniang shouted behind her: "Brother, be careful of the poisonous mist she spit out, that thing is extremely corrosive!"
"Okay!"
"Chatter...... Old fox! I'm just such a specialty, you can reveal the secret to me! It seems that I really can't keep you, otherwise I won't have to mess around in the future! ”
The big centipede spoke, and then brandished countless scythes and attacked me in three dimensions.
But brother, I'm not muddy! The invisible turtle shell made the aunt have no rut at all. The scythe slashed at me, leaving not even a white mark, let alone killing me.
The aunt screamed and still didn't stop, and I also used the power of my iron fist to break a lot of its diamond blades one by one.
Seeing that her legs were getting fewer and fewer, the aunt's tears came out. From the red eyes of the big centipede, drop by drop, crystal tears kept falling to pieces on the ground.
"Haha! Auntie, you don't have many legs! Don't you leave two walks? Or do you plan to be like a snake in the future? ”
"Ahh Don't be complacent, you kid, look at my poisonous mist. ”
The big centipede said and spewed a yellow-green mist at me, and I was playing with my legs excitedly, and I was sprayed right without paying attention.
"Ahh
I screamed, thinking to myself! Hu Meiniang's words to remind me were left behind by me! Subconsciously took it with his hand, and all the poisonous mist brushed his body and blew it like the wind.
"Huh? I'm fine! ”
Seeing that I was not missing a piece of meat, my hanging heart finally let go. "Alas! Scared the hell out of me! ”
But I suddenly noticed a problem, the special clothes are missing again! Why do you like to pick up Lao Tzu's clothes? Although my brother is now in shape, he can't show it to others all the time!
The big centipede also suddenly stopped attacking, and its two red eyes looked at me with a very squinted look.
"What do you see? Lao Tzu is delicious, I won't give it to you, why don't you love it! ”
"Chatter! Mother, I have to taste you today, otherwise I will regret it when I die! ”
"Oh! Then you can only regret going, I'm hard! ”
The big centipede doesn't care if I'm hard or not, it cracks open a bigger mouth that's even more disgusting, full of green slimy liquid, and has a foul smell! Those sharp teeth looked like they hadn't been brushed in months, and they were all black and shiny.
"Damn! you! ”
I picked up a rock from the ground and threw it into its mouth.
"Click!"
One of the largest teeth was broken, and the pain was so great that the big centipede almost didn't turn over on its back. Watching it tremble, I smiled.
"Haha...... Aunt! You look like you want to be like this! Where is my big black soil brother? Will you turn into a sandstorm and be blown away? ”
The big centipede was furious and attacked me like a dead man. But I'm a small person, and my body is quite flexible, how can it touch me! Shuttling between the blades, like a cheerful fish in the water. I ran and jumped, throwing a stone from time to time, and with two fists, the big centipede bit its head and tail, and was spun around by me.
"Ahh …… Attaboy! You're like a loach! Don't think I'm a little bit, watch me change. ”
The big centipede called a few times, and its body instantly shrunk, turning back into Aunt Guanyin with a thousand hands. I looked at her and my stomach was cramping from laughing!
"Ahaha...... Aunt! What about your teeth? What about your thousand hands? And what about your poisonous mist? Is it that there are no teeth, and you can't spit it out if you leak air? Is there less hands, and there are only two throwing knives left? Haha......"
The eldest aunt's face became greener and greener, and she pointed at me with her hand and said, "Bah! What an arrogant boy, today is the old lady's bad luck to run into such a monster as you! But don't think that the old lady can't deal with you, don't you really want to find the kitten? Then it depends on whether you are willing to cooperate with the old lady. Hum! ”
"Hmm...... Auntie, what do you want? ”
I stopped laughing, she did poke at my soft underbelly, and I really couldn't end up bad before I saw Miao Suihua. I have to make sure that my cousin is okay first, so I can hurt the killer.
So I whispered to my aunt, "As long as you hand over your cousin, I can consider letting you go." ”
"Hahaha...... What a joke! Will you let me go? Do I use you to put? Is this your attitude of begging me? You should always show some sincerity, right? ”
"Poof!"
I fell to my knees and said with tears in my eyes, "Auntie! Please, will you spare the kitten? At most, whatever you say, I'll do it. ”
It's not that I really gave in, they all say that men have gold under their knees, and I won't bend my waist easily! But the big husband can bend and stretch, as long as you know the specific location of the seedling spike, see that I don't kill you disgusting big worm!
"Hahaha...... That's right! Old fox, do you see that? This is called a foot tall and a foot high, you can learn it! ”
The aunt's eyebrows almost bent over with a smile, looking at Hu Meiniang's beauty. Hu Meiniang bit her lip and didn't speak, and the corners of Shaoqing's mouth trembled slightly.
I thought to myself! Hu Meiniang must have seen my plan, don't you get excited to tell me about it? Didn't I kneel down to my aunt for nothing? I didn't even crush the red envelope, so how aggrieved I am!
Hu Meiniang said to her aunt with a cold face: "Okay! Even if you grabbed our pigtails today, what the hell do you want? ”
"Haha...... Finally, give in! You still can't fight me! Hahaha......"
Auntie smiled very happily, I said in my heart, don't be complacent! Even the special speech is leaking, listen to you, I have to guess half of it! You wait for me, see Lao Tzu turn over and not kill you.
However, I have to be humble, and I must not miss the stuffing! So I pleaded, "Please! Am I not able to admit it? Even if you want to eat me, at least let me take another look at my cousin, right? That's what I'm asking for, and then you're left to do whatever you want, okay? ”
"Huh! This is the kid you say, don't you regret it? Come with me and I'll let you see the kitten again. Don't say that the old lady is not kind, I am very loving! ”
The aunt continued to laugh, turned around and walked forward. That posture seemed to have taken me by surprise, and I was not at all guarded. I made eye contact with Hu Meiniang, who nodded at me, and then we followed my aunt, gathering energy and waiting for the final eruption of the volcano.
The aunt led the way, and soon saw a ruined temple in a mountain col.
Well? How could there be a temple here, it seems that no one has been here for many years, and it is located deep in the mountains, who will build it? What does it do?
Auntie Xu guessed what I was thinking, turned her head and smiled at me and said, "Don't be surprised, this place was not built by you humans, and usually humans can't see it." This is a secret entrance to hell, so I'm going to take you on a trip to hell so that you can see for yourself the prosperity and harmony of hell today! ”
I'll go! This aunt definitely has the potential to be a tour guide, maybe one day Hell will open up to the living, and you can become the first Minister of Hell Tourism!
Hu Meiniang frowned, and whispered to me: "Be careful, Fengzi, this old woman has a black heart!" I've only heard that she eats people and doesn't spit out bones, and I haven't heard of this old woman being in harmony! Although I don't have much contact with her, the name of the Hydra Lady is terrifying to youkai. As the thug of the Hydra Woman, she is not much better. ”
I nodded at Hu Meiniang, and secretly wrote down in my heart, these are new information, and it seems that I will have to ask Hu Meiniang more for some common sense in the monster world in the future. Otherwise, I'm just a novice, maybe one day I meet the elite gods of the monster world and don't know anything, and that person will be a big loss!
The aunt walked to the door of the ruined temple and stretched out a thin and long arm and waved it in front of the door. I saw that the door of the broken temple suddenly changed, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like an elevator door!
The aunt looked at the door, sighed and said, "Alas! …… It's only been a few days since I left, and even the special door number has dropped, which is not managed by the property company, and it's really a headache! ”
"Poof!"
Hu Meiniang and I both fell to the ground, can there be a property company in this hell? Auntie, you are so avant-garde!
My aunt looked at us and looked unimpressed. It was as if it was saying, "! It's so rare and weird! ”
Of course, the aunt didn't say anything, just picked up a wooden sign from the ground. When the mouth blows the wooden sign, a puff of dust kicks up, and you can clearly see the words on it from a distance.
"Hellevator! Oh! Really keep up with the times, there are elevators to go directly? ”
I couldn't help but be amazed, and there were buttons and small print underneath the big letters. The names of hell are written separately, from the first level to the eighteenth level. It's amazing! But I don't see a wire, where is it? Is it wireless remote control?
My aunt looked at me and squeezed out a sweet smile at me. This is looking down on Lao Tzu and being completely treated as a bun!
I looked at what else she could do with a black face, but I saw my aunt staring at the wooden sign and hesitated!
Oh! You don't have to think about where you want to go, do you? This memory, have you really forgotten where the kitten was, or are you wondering where to take us? If I can't see my cousin, I'll kill you right away, believe it or not!
The aunt finally made a decision, moved her finger to the number nine and gently pressed the button. I could clearly see that the small print on the back was "Oil Pot Hell".
Never mind! No matter what hell it is, today Lao Tzu has to break through, as long as he can find Miao Suihua, especially Lao Tzu will have to go through the eighteen layers of hell. Right! That's what Tenene did!
Hu Meiniang still didn't speak, we followed the aunt into the elevator door, and went down quickly towards the ninth layer of hell.
Oh! Go to hell! It's so exciting!
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