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Don't forget, to be a quality person, wrong, a quality dog, this, you have to learn from Gou Ye and me.

- Excerpt from Shock's "Mein Kampf"

Drunk and drunk, describing Mary's current situation, she was lying on Shock's shoulder, stepping on her legs one foot at a time, and kicking Shock's ankle a few times from time to time, if it wasn't for Shock's quick reaction, it is estimated that the ankle would have been kicked red and swollen.

Xiao Gou and Ergou, who came after hearing the news, were almost drunk, not much better than Mary, one person and one dog circled around Zuo Juan, singing, and occasionally kneeling on one knee to offer flowers, Zuo Juan was crying and laughing, stomping her feet and sneering.

"Shock, take a look, what should I do?"

"You go and drive the car over, I'll help them to the side of the road and sit down to breathe."

There were too many pedestrians, and the magic was too high-profile, so Xiao Ke could only work tirelessly to help the three drunks to the side of the road one by one, and did not forget to throw a fixation technique to prevent the drunks from falling to the ground.

The car came and it was easy to do, open the car door, pretend to help them up, and the flotation technique was at the bottom, and Xiao Ke threw the two and a dog into the back seat without much effort, and as for the arhat after they got in, it was none of Xiao Ke's business. But fortunately, Mary was finally stacked on top, and the pedestal below was Xiao Gou, and not only did he not feel the pressure, but he was still "giggling".

"Send Mary back first, shall you?"

The magic turned around a few times, the smell of alcohol evaporated, Xiao Ke didn't want to be caught by the police and put in a detention center for drunk driving, this is the United States, the legal system is different from China, and it is not easy if it is the immigration bureau, or the Los Angeles Police Department's own people who are caught drunk driving.

The car started, but Xiao Ke was stunned, he turned his head to look at Zuo Juan, then at the back seat, and asked with a glimmer of hope.

"Zuo Juan, do you know where Mary's family lives?"

Zuo Juan shook her head, how could she know that the residence of a person like Mary was not only for insiders, but also for her to tell others. Normally, this is a level of secrecy, which is to protect agents from retaliation by criminal suspects.

However, it's not good to go to Zuo's house, it's one thing to drink outside, and it's another thing for Mary to go to Zuo's office for a night. If the Internal Affairs Department of the Immigration Bureau will investigate her to see if she has any favoritism or bribery, it will not be a happy thing for Mary.

"Alas, find a hotel, I know where it is, it's very close, I'm not going, you're right, Shook, we can't be too selfish. I'll take a taxi back, and I'll take Brother Gou and Ergou back casually, you guard Mary, don't have any accidents, it's a trouble for all of us. ”

If a couple in love encounters this kind of thing, it is estimated that there will be a big problem, and the woman must not be jealous. Now, Zuo Juan felt a little sour in her heart, but what she proposed was indeed the best solution, she couldn't throw Xiao Gou and Ergou into the hotel with her, Xiao Ke didn't become a fool alone, and ran in every room.

Not to mention the other things in the Zuojia office, it is inevitable that there will be more people.

Xiao Ke was not hypocritical, jumped down to stop a taxi, and opened the door for Zuo Juan very considerately. If Zuo Juan hadn't directly stuffed a tip of 100 yuan to the driver, Xiao Ke would have gotten two drunks into the car, and the driver would definitely refuse to take it.

Despite this, the hotel was still looking at Xiao Ke with suspicious eyes, and a guest next to him had already held the phone in his hand, and if he heard any unreassuring dialogue, it was estimated that the number 911 would be dialed directly.

Showing his ID and Mary's ID, Xiao Ke didn't want to go through a ward round in the United States, grandma was a bear, it was not cost-effective to make a fuss.

Police, this word can still be reassuring. In addition, Zuo Juan simply came to an explanation casually, and the gazes of those people made him shout that he couldn't bear it.

"Just divorced, in a bad mood, drunk. Colleague, I have to take care of it, I didn't see that there was a drunk person in the car outside. ”

Regardless of whether there are no three hundred taels of silver here, it is better to explain than not to explain, and this reason is quite acceptable. Got the door key, Xiao Ke breathed a sigh of relief, he declined Zuo Juan's proposal to send him upstairs, there is no need, he still knows this way, so he will not be so idiotic.

Deeply, Schock once again felt the importance of learning a foreign language well. If it weren't for Zuo Juan today, even if he showed his police badge, it would be useless, no one would believe that the Immigration Bureau would hire a person who doesn't know English as a detective.

"I can't see you're quite heavy."

Muttering in his mouth, Shook gently put Mary on the sofa, he was so hot that he could only be wronged by this woman, he had to take a shower before taking care of her.

Humming his own tune, Xiao Ke stood comfortably in the bathtub, one hand propped up on the wall, and let the warm water splash from the top of his head to his whole body. Well, whoever shouts to drink in the future will still directly find a hotel to open a room, and then they will not be afraid of trouble as much as they drink, Xiao Ke thinks this is a good way.

"Bang Dang"

The bathroom door was pushed open, Mary closed her eyes and slammed in, Xiao Ke jumped up, and he didn't feel it on the shower, he stretched out his hand, grabbed a piece of ** and didn't have time to see what kind of towel he wrapped around his body, screaming.

"Mary, what are you going to do? Don't get out yet! ”

The woman ignored him, stumbled two steps, squatted by the toilet, and vomited. Covering his nose, the pediatrician flicked his fingers helplessly, he had to flush the toilet, otherwise it would be sour, Nima, who knows who smells it.

Don't look at the woman who is already top-heavy, after people vomit, they still know that they staggered to the sink in a daze, turned on the faucet and rinsed their mouths. Xiao Ke breathed a sigh of relief, this was a precursor to finally going out, and then he realized that what he had pulled off was the shower curtain, the shower curtain that was hidden between the bathtub and the sink.

As soon as he looked up, he immediately found himself in the mirror, and then the woman's upright buttocks, Xiao Ke immediately turned his face away and squatted in the bathtub, anyway, there was no water stored in it, what did it matter.

However, he raised his head, Nima himself forgot to turn off the shower, but it was still flushing down, yes, bear with it, he wanted to commit suicide, this depression, there is nowhere to say.

With a few snorts, Mary turned around and stepped into the tub, slipping her foot and falling head-on towards Shock.

Grandma is a bear, Xiao Ke has the heart to die, but she can't get out of the way and let her plant in the bathtub, that is really a homicide, the human head will have a hard bathtub, Xiao Ke didn't plan to gamble.

The instinctive reaction of man, Shawk swears, he really was, he justly, but, nevertheless raised his head and rested on the woman's chest.

Damn, soft and huge, he couldn't hold it all in his palm, and Xiao Ke was drunk.

Then, Mary took his arms around him and kissed her lips lightly, and Shook sank.

A fire was lit, and from the bathroom and living room, from the balcony to the bedroom, Shook never noticed that Mary occasionally opened a little bit of her eyes as clear as herself, and they were full of sweet smiles.

Nothing was said all night.

When he woke up in the morning, Xiao Ke reached for his mobile phone on the bedside table, looked at the time, and it was almost noon. As soon as he turned over, hey, what was beside him, the memory of last night instantly returned to his brain, and his neck stiffened so much that he couldn't turn back.

A pair of hands went around his back, and in his lower abdomen, Mary smiled lightly, and dragged back, so that Xiao Ke didn't dare to resist. The woman lay on top of him, smiling so much that her eyebrows were bent into crescents, and language lost its effect at this time.

Hot Kiss ...... The Great War ......

"I'm so hungry, let's go, let's go eat."

Shook muttered, his hand around the woman tightened, and then he remembered that the woman couldn't understand his language. He got up a little decadently, and made a gesture of getting dressed and eating, and Mary laughed and jumped out of bed barefoot, and the curves that were so beautiful to the limit that Xiao Ke was too weak to look at them.

This is his first woman, and most importantly, he is the one who is pushed down!

The mentality is so complicated that Xiao Ke walked through the hall holding Mary's arm, and several employees at the service desk who had not yet changed shifts pursed their lips and smiled, and colleagues, at a glance, they knew that the relationship was not an ordinary colleague, and they didn't see the kiss marks on the neck of the beautiful man that were not wiped off.

Sitting in the car, banging on the steering wheel, although the car was on fire but not starting, Shook racked his brain to piece together a few words, he was already sweating profusely, even more than the fight in the room just now.

"Give me three days and I'll learn English, and then we'll talk."

He repeated it several times, and Mary went from confusion to understanding, and she smiled and kissed Shock's face, and very neatly grabbed her coat and jumped out of the car, the hilt of the gun at her waist still reflecting the sunlight.

While jumping and walking lightly, he casually raised his head and waved his hand behind him, the back was so charming, Xiao Ke suddenly lost it. How can this woman walk so simply without looking back! Perhaps it was a whim, perhaps it was a whim, Mary suddenly turned back to him and smiled brightly, and in an instant, any delicate flower lost its color in front of the woman.

Slowly, after several rounds of the road, Xiao Ke drove the car back to the Zuojia office. Walking into the gate, Xiao Gou and Ergou were drinking tea in the yard, it seemed that the wine had already woken up, Zuo Juan sat on one side, and sometimes took a sentence, the atmosphere between three people and dogs or two people and one dog was very harmonious.

"Dumb, you had a good time last night, did you push down that blonde beauty? Come here, hurry up and talk to your buddies, and satisfy the curiosity of all of us. ”