"Xiao Jiu'er, why are you beating me? Why did you get into my room again? ”

Covering my face, I felt like my head was dizzy. Xiao Jiu'er is worthy of practicing the shelf, every time I am beaten, my head is her first choice, is my head very strong, why haven't I noticed it all the time?

"And say, get your groping hands away! If you dare to touch it again, beware of me chopping it off! ”

Hearing Xiao Jiu'er say this, and seeing her blushing and purple, I realized that my hands were still on her breasts, and they kept moving!

Oh! Is this my hand? I don't even feel the advantage? Has anyone borrowed my hand to enjoy it, and has thrown me, the master, aside? No, I have to reclaim what belongs to me anew. So I stayed for a few more seconds so I could enjoy it myself.

Reluctantly, I could only slowly withdraw my hand. The soft touch on my palms and fingers let me know that I had committed another unforgivable crime.

But didn't the ancients say, "When the peony flower dies, it is also romantic to be a ghost!" ”

Die and die! Anyway, it's already done, so let's ask what happened first. Anyway, I have to figure out why I am so blessed!

"Hehe... Tell me what's wrong with me? I was fighting a duel with the cat demon just now, and if you don't make a noise, maybe I'll win it all by now! ”

"you, you have to stick to the edge if you lie! I wanted to see you, but who knew that you would pounce on people with your eyes closed and touch them. I don't have a boyfriend yet! If this gets out, how will I see people? ”

Oh! You're not going to be a fledgling yet, are you? This year, people like you can enter the museum! I'm fine, just touching, nothing bad, right?

I thought like this in my heart, but I couldn't say that, I had to comfort her. Otherwise, I won't end well, that's for sure!

"What! Don't be angry, what I said is true, I was really fighting with the cat demon just now. Otherwise, I wouldn't close my eyes, this kind of ultimate enjoyment, I won't close my eyes! That doesn't feel real, especially with a beauty like you, and it's impossible for me to close my eyes! ”

"Smack!"

My face was caressed by her again, did I say something wrong? Women are so hard to understand!

"You...... Am I really beautiful? ”

Kindness? What are these words? Do you thank me like this when I praise you? The first time I heard it, I praised people but was beaten by the other party!

But for Xiao Jiu'er, and even all the women I haven't figured out, I feel confused! I wonder why they're laughing? Why are you crying? Why are you even laughing and crying or crying and laughing?

Therefore, the wonderful excavation of women is my greatest hobby in this life. Nodding at her was the only response I dared to make now, because I didn't know if I would be beaten again if I said something more.

Xiao Jiu'er saw me nodding and smiled, and the flowers and branches trembled! Seeing her so happy for the first time, have you forgotten that I was still cheating on her just now? Has no one ever complimented her on her beauty?

That's right! She's a fortune teller, so people are more in awe of her, right? Sometimes, you may lose less than you gain!

"Even if you have vision, I will forgive you this time. Don't suddenly attack people in the future, it's embarrassing! Tell me what happened to you and the cat demon, right? ”

How does that sound meaningful? Also after? Can I be honest with you in the future......

My heart suddenly trembled, this girl can't like me, right? But I'm a waste of firewood, where can I make a beauty like her love? Again, "Women are wonderful!" Women are so hard to understand! ”

But anyway, we have to talk about the monster cat first, as for why she likes me, maybe now flowers like to choose more fertile land!

I described my heroic battle in my dream to her in detail, of course, there are many additions and adaptations, and there is no need to tell her about some less important details one by one, and I can't tell her too much detail, God knows if Xiao Jiu'er will also be a vinegar jar!

But who is Xiao Jiu'er, she is a fortune teller, how can I deal with her with this little Jiujiu?

Under her coercion, I recruited. Can you not recruit! Otherwise, I'd have to be beaten, not to mention, she also used her deadly trick!

When she looked at me with her eyes and kissed me on the cheek with her little bit of fragrant lips, I gave her everything, everything from childhood to adulthood.

In exchange for the result, she really gave me another beating!

I swear that I will never give up my ethics and my history for the sake of a little profit.

Woo...... It hurts!

I was ravaged by her for a while, and maybe she was a little tired, so I could finally think calmly about my future.

"Fengzi, do you think you're sure to deal with this strange cat? Even in a dream. ”

"Wait, you'd better call me by my name! It's called a madman, and it's easy to misunderstand! ”

"Okay...... Can you talk about it? ”

Listening to Xiao Jiu'er pulling a long voice to agree, as if she was very reluctant, I know that you have changed your name to me, I should be happy, but even if our relationship is closer, it is too ugly to call a madman.

As for the monster cat, I started to have some strange feelings about her today, but I can't say what it feels like, anyway, weird!

"Xiao Jiu'er, I really don't have any special good solutions, do you have any?"

"Me? What can I do, and I can't enter into your dreams to help you. ”

"Wait, you're saying you can help me in my dreams?"

"What's wrong? Even if I can enter your dreams, I am not completely sure, let alone not to enter. ”

"Not necessarily!"

“……”

Hearing her say that, I suddenly remembered a movie. "Inception" suddenly gave me a little inspiration, can it be like in the movie, the two of them are dreaming at the same time? Wouldn't I have an extra helper that way!

If you want to do it, who will know what the result will be if you don't try it. So I went to pull Xiao Jiu'er's hand, this is the first time I took the initiative to hold the girl's hand, I hope she will not refuse, leave me a good memory!

"What are you doing?"

Xiao Jiu'er didn't refuse me, but her face was slightly red, a little surprised.

"Let's go, let's go to bed."

"Smack!"

I slapped her again.

"You rascal! I, I'm not a random girl! ”

Embarrassment...... Big sister! You're wrong! I didn't mean that, okay! Besides, I'm not just a random boy!

"Don't think about it! It occurred to me that if we slept together at the same time, could we have a dream at the same time. So I want to try it, and you can enter my dream and help me! Why do you always think like that?! ”

"Yes! ……”

Xiao Jiu'er listened to my explanation, didn't apologize, didn't say anything else, just simply responded, and then lay down on the bed with a red face. That look, it seems to be a little aggrieved, and it seems to be very shy.

Alas! … Embarrassment......

I don't really want to take advantage of you, but I'm forced by the situation, so I can't make this decision! However, if we can really cook raw rice and cooked rice, I won't mind dripping! Hehe...

Come to think of it, I don't dare to do that, or I might die a miserable death!

Quickly followed her to lie down on the bed, but she kept her back to me, how could she feel so awkward!

"You—Do you hate me for being a waste?"

I almost got it out of my throat, but she heard it anyway.

She slowly flipped over, her face flushed, and she said extremely nervously, "I—I didn't mean that, it's just the first time I've been lying in the same bed with a boy, I—I'm nervous." ”

Oh! Eldest sister! It's my first time, too! Since we're all so nervous, how do we proceed next? Wouldn't it be just face-to-face like this, staring at it until dawn? Well, I might as well sleep on my own!

"What's that, Xiao Jiu'er, it's my first time, you see...... We...... Wouldn't it be okay to give up that bit of reserve for the time being and be bold? ”

"Yes! But what does it take to be bold? ”

Embarrassment...... Eldest sister! How do I know?! When the two of them were in bed, all I could think of was "that"! Do you have any other ideas?

But "that" doesn't seem to work now, our primary purpose is to enter the dream together, what can we do? In the movie, it is played that the wires are energized to connect the heads of the two people, but where am I going to get these devices now?

"Xiao Jiu'er, I remember hearing your shouting in my dream just now, can this make you think of something?"

In a hurry, I suddenly recalled that I was just trying to fight with the monster cat, but I was woken up by Xiao Jiu'er's shouting, is this a breakthrough direction?

"Well...... If you try to sleep with me, if you dream of me, will I be able to enter your dreams? I'm also thinking about you sleeping, so maybe we'll be in the same dream at the same time, right? ”

"Huh? What kind of logic do you have? Can it be useful? ”

"Well...... I don't know, I said it casually, anyway, we can't do anything else, try it. ”

It's not that you can't do anything else, it's just that you didn't think of it! Hehe... Since you made me want you to sleep, then I'll try! Hehe...

I closed my eyes, and I tried my best to present Xiao Jiu'er's appearance in my mind, and unconsciously, her appearance appeared clearly in front of me, just like what I saw on weekdays.

Kindness...... It's still a body, and her body should be ......

Little by little, little by little, little by little, Xiao Jiu'er's body also appeared in front of me, along with the head, now she is really in my dream! Ha ha...... That's great! The beauty is overturned!

"Hey! Xiao Jiu'er, are you also thinking about me? Just say a word when you come in, right? ”

"Ahh What do you want me to say? ”

Oh! Did you really come in? It can't really be that effective, right?

"You, are you really Xiao Jiu'er? Didn't the monster cat turn into her form and harm me? ”

"Smack!"

She gave me a very crisp slap and was dizzy. All right! From the position of the head and the feeling that came, I can be sure that you are Xiao Jiu'er himself, but you don't have to hit me like this in your dreams!

"Hey! Xiao Jiu'er, do you have to beat me to prove it? Can't you be gentle? ”

"Humph! So you can be sure that there is no doubt about it, isn't it? ”

"Alright! I'll do it, and the next time you kiss me, I'll be sure it's yours. ”

"Phew! You think beautifully! ”

Embarrassment...... Eldest sister! You can't be gentle, that's like a girl!

Suddenly, I found a problem, looking at Xiao Jiu'er, I was happy, a little obscene, a little yy!

"Ahh ……”

Xiao Jiu'er noticed that I was looking at her, so she carefully took a look at herself, and then screamed without hesitation.

"Zhang Shanfeng! You pervert! Why am I not wearing clothes? Are the women in your dreams undressed? Ah......h

Xiao Jiu'er shouted, and quickly covered her key parts with her hands, but she still couldn't shield them all, and through the gap, it was even more tempting! I was even more fascinated!

"Hey! Xiao Jiu'er. ”

"Huh?"

"Please, will you do something?"

"What?"

"Take your hands off."

"Ahh Die! ”

"Smack!"

Although she was slapped in the face again, her hand was really taken away! Hahaha......

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