Chapter 40, fighting the landlord, right?
The morning sun always makes people feel very comfortable, Debbie is lying on the desk, looking at Teacher Banner with some pain, on the podium, with a somewhat sluggish expression explaining how the wind is formed.
That's right, Debbie's science teacher is Bruce Banner, and when Banner came to this state school before, Debbie was also surprised.
However, after a period of getting along, Debbie found that the current Banner teacher, that is, the future green fat, is really tangled.
The reason? Naturally, because of this goods, he would use his expression as if he had been collected for a debt all day long, and he would talk about things that Debbie didn't want to listen to at all.
"Stark !!" Banner, who was lecturing on the podium, seemed to sense Deby's full of malice, and happened to find the girl lying on the table, looking listless.
"Huh?" Debbie heard Banner call herself, and stood up in a daze, although Deby was lying on the table, but because of the full glasses, Deby did not sleep as Banner imagined.
But it was pretty much the same, and although he hadn't slept, he hadn't listened carefully to what Banner had said.
1st grade? Come on, children in this period should play to their heart's content, okay, who the hell would listen to your boring lessons.
Didn't you see, what are the two guys on Deby's left doing?
Debbie pursed her lips and asked Banner, "Teacher?" What do you want me to do? ”
"Did you sleep during class time?" Banner himself didn't want to come to the school to teach these children, he preferred to enter some larger research institutes and do what he liked, but he had just graduated and had no professor's recommendation, so naturally he couldn't be hired by those well-funded and well-equipped labs.
In society, after a few months of wandering, he realized that before doing what he wanted to do, he should still fill his stomach first, and just found out that Debbie's school was hiring a science teacher, so Banner decisively rolled over and ate it.
But anyway, although Banner doesn't like this job very much, he is still a very good person, at least until he became green and fat, so he is a bit boring in lecturing, but he still gets along well with children.
Of course, if everything goes well, there will be something that goes badly.
For example, in this class, he found three children who gave him a lot of headaches.
Iron Triangle? That's right, Debbie, Katie, Neo, the three little kids are the ones he worries about the most.
Katie is better, in the face of him as a teacher, although Katie usually likes to draw in class and likes to desert, but in general, she doesn't refute him much.
As for Neo and Deby...... These two goods...... Banner sometimes has a self-conscious heart.
Neo is a sensible person, often deserting, or sleeping during class hours or something, but every time Banner says him, he always finds a reason to refute Banner's words, and every time, the retorted Banner has an urge to run away from the classroom.
No tricks, who made Banner just a doctor of physics, on eloquence? Don't look at Neo as just a schoolboy, he can also train him like a grandson.
As for Debbie? Although Debbie has the heart of an adult, the method he adopts when facing Banner is completely invisible.
He's the kind of guy who has a dead face and has no lower limit at all.
"Are you watching cartoons all night again?" Banner looked at Debbie's indifferent look and had a headache, and said very unhappily.
"How do you know?" Debbie frowned and replied in a surprised tone.
Although he slept a little last night because he was tossing the new test subject, he was still happy to be able to have fun with Banner.
"I ......" Banner himself still thought, children, usually retort one or two sentences, and then take the opportunity to train the bear child two sentences, but it is obvious that Deby does not give any face, the script is wrong, and Banner is not easy to say anything for a while.
"What are you? Teacher Banner, I think it's necessary to talk about your ** snooping on minors, I'm curious, how did you know that I watched a cartoon last night, you know that I didn't sleep in class, did you spy on me? Neo, can I sue him? And I always feel that Mr. Banner seems to have a lot of opinions about me. Deby said to Banner with a very serious expression, and in the second half of the sentence Deby asked Neo, who was reading a novel.
"Huh? You're going to sue him? What are you accusing him? Public molestation of minors? Yes, if you don't have a lawyer, I can introduce you to my dad, who is your dad's lawyer. "Well, although Neo was reading the novel, he didn't even raise his head or look at Deby.
But if this thing is said, not only Banner listens to the egg pain, even Debbie listens to it, it is extremely painful.
"Forget it, I still don't need to, Mr. Banner, I'll sit down first if it's okay." Debbie shook his head, glanced at Neo, and then looked up at Banner again.
Banner's own face is not white, this will be gloomy and terrible, although Deby still has some faith in the character of this product, but he feels that he should not stimulate Banner too much, and he will remember himself after the green fat transformation in the future.
The helpless Banner sighed and nodded, and it was hard to say anything about Deby, because the result was basically the same every time, but Teacher Banner still didn't give up, and always wanted to grab something to make the two bear children listen to the class honestly.
In the end, the class was passed in a bland, with the gathering of Mr. Banner's various bitter emotions.
After class, Debbie took out a deck of poker cards from his pocket and shouted to Katie next to her and Neo in front of her, "Fight the landlord!!! ”
Well, because the class is so boring recently, Deby feels that it is better to have some fun, but Da Mei's entertainment, especially the entertainment of elementary school students, he is not clear at all, so he bought a deck of playing cards and carefully taught Katie and Neo how to play the landlord.
Neo is okay, probably because of his IQ, he quickly learned this special card game that belongs to my Great Celestial Empire, and he played no worse than Debbie, a veteran landlord.
But Katie is not a child, of course, as a real seven-year-old child, Katie's performance is normal, and Debbie Jue, except for Katie, his friends, are not very much like children.
Neo's calm and wise and Mu Jiayao's indifference are not like the temperament that a first-grade child should have.
Needless to say, a guy with a Zhengtai face and an uncle's heart, but if it weren't for his uncle's heart, he might not be able to make friends with these guys with completely different personalities from children.
Of course, Katie was a complete accident, probably because Katie's little Lori was cute enough.
Anyway, this bear child will always do some strange things, such as every time, regardless of the quality of the card, she will call the landlord, so ......
In short, every time I play with Katie to fight the landlord, it will be fun.
Katie dragged her chair over first, and Neo rolled her eyes at Debbie and put down the novel in her hand, and followed.
In fact, Neo doesn't like to fight landlords very much, especially when he wants to bring Katie Lori, he is even more unhappy, of course, they can still play together in this class.
The other kids didn't like to play with the freaks, and some of them were afraid of Debbie, especially since Debbie always wore his full glasses, and the children were ignorant and thought Debbie was a bad boy.
As a person with adult thoughts, Debbie naturally lazily explained to a group of bear children, and in the end, this product was in the class, except for Neo and Katie, there were no friends, of course, Mu Jiayao in the next class was also what Debbie wanted to cultivate? **? Anyway. Anyway, that's how three or two children can play with him.
As for Neo...... That product is really too bad, and it's almost catching up with the cheapness who kidnapped Debbie in the first place, so this product is also very sad and has no friends, but this section is better, Peter and Brad, two older bear children, always come to play with Debbie, so Neo also knows these two bear goods.
Of course, when Peter met Neo on the first day, he was damaged by Neo's mouth.
Brian, the future captain of England, was not much better, and was almost told to cry by Neo's classmates at the time, as for what to say......
Debbie could only say that if he said that, he would have to cry himself.
The three of them sat down around Debbie's desk, and although there were one or two children who wanted to come over and have fun, they gave up after seeing the three evil trios in the class.
After all, games are valuable, friends are more expensive, and if you care about your life, you can throw both.
"Are you reading the Book of Divine Horses?" Debbie asked Neo as he dealt the cards, and Debbie always thought that this thing might also be a time-traveler, otherwise how could a seven-year-old child start reading books like "xxx and xxx has to tell stories".
"Huh? The story of the god Mao. Neo raised his eyebrows, looked at the cards in his hand, and raised his head to Deby.
"Mao God?" Debbie frowned, Mao Shen? What's that, this doesn't fit the image of this seven-year-old super lewd little pervert? Could it be that this product has been getting serious lately? But Mao Shen doesn't sound normal.
"That's right. A bunch of hairy gods, close relatives xx and things like that. Neo said nonchalantly, although he said this, directly debile half dead, originally thought that this product had changed from evil to right, but I didn't expect that this thing has evolved from those bad things of mortals to those bad things of immortals.
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