Chapter 666: A small invention with zero hair
Seeing that the situation was not good, he was unusually clever and cleverly ran away with Zhu Yijun until he disappeared. The group of five big and three thick trash fish behind him chased after him, and he would not give up until he caught anyone.
"Quick, I see them."
"Over there, two little mice can really run."
"Leave the other one alone, grab the shorter guy who looks weak. It's up to you to get promoted and make a fortune this time! ”
……
"Huhu~!"
Hiding behind the curtain and looking left and right twice, I was very relieved to make sure that there was no one.
"Your Majesty, they didn't chase after us, we are safe for the time being. However, the situation is a bit bad, and it always feels like the enemy is deliberately forcing us here.
This is the realm of the Golden Kingdom, maybe there will be some deadly traps, be careful. ”
Reaching out to wipe the sweat oozing from his face, he bent his arms and looked like I was strong, and turned back to comfort him.
"But don't be afraid, with me scattered here, I will definitely protect the emperor's safety...... Oops! Who are you?! ”
I saw a young man dressed as a scholar standing behind Zero Zero, who was also panting! And the great tomorrow is gone!
It was easy to catch his breath, and the innocent scholar yelled angrily.
"I want to ask who you are! It's really inexplicable to be caught by you for no reason!
Hmph, not as knowledgeable as you deaf. If a gentleman does not stand under the wall, he will not be accompanied! ”
With a cold snort, the scholar flicked his sleeves and turned around to leave, only to turn his head and find that the fierce men with weapons around him were approaching with a cruel smile and a vicious smile.
"Let's go? Where else do you want to go? Our brothers in the Black Mountain Village, whether you eat meat or chaff in this life can all be tied to you.
Don't resist obediently, otherwise it won't hurt your noble dragon body to the emperor. 桀桀桀~! ”
The scholar almost cried urgently, and was so flustered that he danced and shouted in defense: "No, I'm not an emperor." The small one is an ordinary talent in the nearby township, you recognize the wrong person!
A few uncles take a closer look, is there an emperor who looks like me? ”
The leader of the bandits took a closer look at the surrounding bonfires, and it seemed that it was indeed a little different from the one in the portrait.
A little brother with good eyes behind him immediately came up and whispered: "Boss, the person we are looking for looks like a boy, and this kid is a scholar!" ”
Zero ears and ears just happened to hear these words. With a roll of his eyes, he suddenly rushed up to block in front of the scholar, and nodded in affirmation with righteousness.
"Yes, that's right. This is just an 'ordinary' scholar, you have been deceived by my plan to divert the tiger from the mountain! Hahahaha~! ”
Hearing this, the bandit leader turned pale, and looked up arrogantly and looked up with contempt for the front as if he had seen through the truth.
"Hmph, kid, do you think you can deceive the wise and martial Uncle Ben by saying this on purpose? It's just a mere Li Dai...... What a stiff little plan, little guys, on! Welcome our God of Wealth! ”
"Oh oh~!"
"It's over, it's over, it's over! This time it's dead! ”
More than a dozen thieves with bright knives in their hands around him were so frightened that Xiucai's legs were weak and he knelt on the ground on the spot, and there were water stains between his legs soaking his clothes and pants. Scared to pee!
"You ...... Don't come here, come here again and be careful with me! Really, I'm so good that I'm scared of myself! ”
In the face of many enemies, Zero Zero suddenly panicked. Hurriedly took out a small black box from his arms, not only the movement was rusty but also extremely obvious, for fear that others would not see it.
Seeing this scene, the only vigilance of the bandit leader was almost gone, and he slapped his hand on his chest and laughed mockingly.
"If you have any tricks, just use them, don't be soft!"
Being looked down upon like this, Zero Zero was so angry that he gritted his teeth, and an indescribable joy appeared in his eyes.
"You forced me, look at the hidden weapon!"
Pressing down the button, there was a crisp click, and Zero Zero Rounds spun around in place at a rapid pace, and nine small black balls shot at the thieves from different directions through the opening next to the box.
The bandit leader sneered disdainfully and swung his knife at the hidden weapon.
"You're a secret weapon? It's a shame on our rivers and lakes! Lao Tzu can ...... with one knife Wrong! Flash, it's a thunderbolt! ”
Unfortunately, it was too late to wake up. The sound of the violent explosion was like thunder on the ground, and the earth burst out, and when the smoke and dust cleared, there were suddenly nine more craters and more than a dozen bloody corpses around!
"Bah, bah, bah~!"
Slapped off the splattered dirt on his body, and stood up from the ground with zero hair. I couldn't help but smack my tongue when I saw the scorched black scene all around.
"I'm a god, I didn't expect the improved Nine Thunder Cannon to be so powerful! That's right! Now is not the time to sigh, I want to go to the emperor! ”
slapped the door of the head, and Zero Shots hurriedly ran out. He had just run a few steps away when he suddenly felt the sound of breaking wind behind him. Someone sneak attacked!
"I'm flashing!"
When there is an iron bridge, the sharp tip of the knife flies dangerously against the belly!
Shocked into a cold sweat, he looked closely, and the person who attacked him was the bandit leader.
There were no injuries other than blood flowing from his left arm. can still avoid the key point in time when the attack is imminent, and the bandit leader's adaptability is no less than that of a second-rate master!
Poof, tearing the cuffs as a bandage to temporarily stop the bleeding, the bandit leader was cold and cold, and there was a monstrous anger hidden in his eyes. It's just that anger didn't make him lose his mind, but was more cautious.
"It's worthy of being the person next to the emperor, but I underestimated you. But now that I'm on guard, you're trying to hurt me with your three-legged cat! ”
The palms of his hands were sweating, and he unceremoniously returned the color on his face: "Try it to know, don't forget how you were injured just now." Do you think my dignified agent only has such skills? Just let the horses come! ”
One doesn't know martial arts and likes to invent and create, while the other is cautious and martial arts are honed from killing.
For a while, neither of the two people who were afraid of each other launched an offensive first. It's just that the bandits with injuries on their bodies will definitely not drag on for long.
Suddenly, a figure on the ground suddenly jumped up, clutching the scattered hair! The person who sneaked up on the attack was the scholar who was still protected by Zero Hair just now!
Zero Shot struggled and shouted in anger: "Let go!" What are you doing?! I can't die. ”
It's a pity that I don't know if it was because of the explosion of potential under fear or what, the thin scholar's arms were like iron hoops that locked him tightly.
"This king, I have caught him! Can you get around the little one's life after killing him? ”
The bandit leader laughed in surprise: "Good, well done!" Scholar, uncle remembers you. Hold on to this kid, wait for the master to kill him and protect you with glory and wealth! ”
Hearing this, the scholar's hands clenched tighter, and even his two legs were not willing to be lonely, and the whole person hung on it like an octopus!
Looking at the bandits who were approaching cautiously and gradually, he was in a hurry and rolled on the ground on the spot, hoping to get out of the predicament.
But the scholar was like taking a stimulant, even if his body broke the skin on the sand and stones and shed blood, he would not let go of it!
"Poof~!"
The bandit, who was sure that there was no trap, rushed up and kicked the two of them into the tree with a single kick!
The scholar who was cushioned in the back had already been shocked to his internal organs when he landed. Spit out two mouthfuls of blood, stared at the bandit in disbelief and asked, "Why, we are in a gang now!" ”
"Why?" The leader of the bandits laughed with a hideous face: "You kid has read a long book, who is Lao Tzu?" It's a bandit! ”
"Didn't your mother tell you when you were a kid not to trust strangers?
Uncle is a serious bad guy! If I don't kill you to take revenge, how can I turn a blind eye to my brothers who have died unjustly! ”
Saying that, the thief picked up the handle of the knife at his feet, and the steel knife on the ground shot through the scholar's chest and abdomen in the air.
Looking at the long knife through the body, the demonic bright red is so eye-catching. Inexplicably, the scholar suddenly realized.
"It turns out that death is what it feels like......"
When he was dying, he turned his head and glanced deeply at Ling Lingfa, with a hint of resentment for being implicated, gratitude for being protected, and a trace of ...... in his eyes Faintly apologetic and relieved.
After finishing the dessert, it's time to enjoy your meal.
Even when he killed the scholar, the bandit leader used his afterglow to scan the odds. The previous Nine Thunderbolts left a deep impression on him.
"Boy, now it's just you."
Oops, oops, oops! As the enemy approached, Zero Zero's heart became more and more anxious.
Although his inventions are so versatile and powerful. However, the enemy has suffered losses, and it is really difficult to make further contributions. Now is definitely a desperate gamble, but what is the best time to make a move?!
"Help! Come to the rescue! Zero and zero shots, where did you die! Ouch......! ”
The long-disappeared big man ran over in a panic, shouting for help as he ran, and looked back from time to time as if there was a fierce beast chasing behind him.
When I turned back to be on alert, I stepped on the air under my feet, tripped over the mud puddle that was shattered by the sporadic explosions, fell to the ground and fell on the spot!
The sudden change made the bandit leader can't help but look away.
Golden opportunity! Spotty seized the perfect opportunity to swoop up from the ground and pounce on the enemy.
Not good! As soon as he turned his head, the bandit leader realized that something was wrong, and his head would not be slashed with a backhand.
In the face of sharp blades, zero shots do not dodge or dodge, arms are lightly raised, and dozens of flying needles fly out of the cuffs to shoot the enemy's chest into a hornet's nest. Even the heart has turned into honeycomb coal!
Could it be that this is the legendary rainstorm pear blossom needle?!
"Bell~!"
The blade slashed into the abdomen, and instead of the familiar feel it had as it imagined, there was a metal crash.
"You ......??!"
Looking at the thief who was breathless with wide-eyed eyes, he tore his coat with a spoof, revealing the thin steel plate that was close to his chest and abdomen. There were shallow footprints and a conspicuous knife mark that was half deep, and it almost cut the steel plate in two!
"Zero-issue brand protective armor, perfect fit to the body, light and comfortable. Invulnerable, defense-explosive.
With it, you have a powerful power comparable to the Shaolin Iron Cloth Shirt. It is really a must-have product for the rivers and lakes and the conspiracy of the yin people. It's better to act than to move, what are you ~ waiting for! ”
"Puff~!"
The leader of the bandits immediately spewed out a fountain of blood, and fell to the ground with a thud, his eyes wide open, and he couldn't blink to death!
Whew, let out a long breath. Zero Hair rubbed his abdomen that was hurt by the true qi, and he was very happy in his heart. If the other party's strength is a little stronger, it should be him who has been cut in half by others!
Wait, it seems to have forgotten something.
"Damn, you're still standing there muttering nonsense!"
That's right, I forgot that there is also the emperor!
"Don't be afraid, Your Majesty, sporadic hair is here. No one can hurt you a single hair...... Tyre! What a demon! (To be continued.) )