Miss Xie listened to her grandfather's words, and her face actually showed a rare crimson, and she had a somewhat shy posture.

Grandpa thought to himself that this was probably the reaction of all women when they were first asked such a question, even the corpse of a woman who had died.

But the shyness soon disappeared, and Miss Xie put on an angry face and said, "Phew! You're deliberately laughing at me, aren't you? ”

Grandpa really didn't mean to laugh at her. Although the thinking at that time tended to be conservative, and only some young people who thought that the new era was coming called for openness everywhere, but in fact, how many people could completely defeat the seven emotions and six desires of people? It is not too uncommon for a young lady in the boudoir to get pregnant before she gets married. There is no shortage of lustful people who climb walls and climb windows to read those who open their mouths and sage sages.

In order to hide the ugliness of the family, some large families are anxious to find their new aunt after discovering that their daughter is pregnant. If you have clever means, you can still find the right person. Those who have no means often subordinate their daughters to the long-term workers or servants of the family. So if you hear a love story about a noble daughter who falls in love with a lowly slave, and then they are finally together, often the story itself has been deified, and its true face is just that the lady who can't hide her big belly has to find a sloppy man to be her husband.

"If it's not pregnant, why are you retching like that?" Daddy asked.

Miss Xie's corpse put down the spittoon and kicked the cat at her feet. The cat screamed, rolled several times, and fell into the corner. She smirked, "Haven't you seen through my tricks?" How can I not know why I retch? ”

Grandpa was ordered by her, and immediately understood that she was a dead corpse, so naturally she couldn't eat. She had enough corpse qi in her skin, and she worked hard to suppress it to reduce the rate at which the corpse would decay, and if there was any other food entering it to decay, it would speed up the decay of the internal organs. Moreover, the dead corpse has no vital characteristics, no metabolism, and the food cannot be digested, which will only increase the burden on her body and even make her diarrhea.

Therefore, she eats as little as possible when she eats, and she has to vomit out the contents of her stomach after eating.

When Grandpa saw her like this, he couldn't help but feel a little more sympathetic.

"Miss Xie, it's very difficult for you to vomit like this. I'll tell you a good idea, you slowly stuff a straw ear into your throat and scratch your throat like a tickle, which will make you vomit involuntarily, which is much better than retching yourself. Daddy said.

When my grandfather told me that my grandfather taught Miss Xie's corpse how to vomit, I didn't quite believe what my grandfather said. Later, a girl in our village who wanted to be martyred drank rat poison, and when everyone thought that there was no way to save her, an old man picked an ear of straw and asked someone to break the girl's mouth, and then put the ear of straw into the girl's throat. The girl immediately vomited, and although she was unable to vomit out all the rat poison, she was out of danger.

Miss Xie didn't believe her father's words either, she squinted at him, a disdainful smile tugged at the corner of her mouth, and said, "You treat me like a three-year-old child?" You think I'm going to take an ear of straw and stick it down my throat? And then let you laugh at me for being stupid? ”

Grandpa said: "If you don't believe it, forget it." ”

Miss Xie's corpse sneered: "You already know my details, and you hurt my corpse when we met for the first time." Why do you think I believe you? ”

Grandpa just wanted to answer her, but he heard the voice of the Xie family's father coming from behind.

"Hey, I said Young Master Ma, don't be so anxious, okay? The food was not delicious, so I ran to my daughter's boudoir, like what to say! As long as the etiquette is in place, my daughter will be your person sooner or later, don't be so anxious. The Xie family's father ran so that the oil on his face turned again.

Grandpa couldn't cry or laugh.

The father of the Xie family ran over like a tumbler who couldn't fall down, and grabbed his grandfather, for fear that he would step into his daughter's room.

"It's a shame that you're still a showman, have you forgotten what Sage Kong said about etiquette, righteousness and shame? actually took advantage of our family's dinner to sneak here to tease my daughter, insulting Sven, insulting Sven! The father of the Xie family had a regretful expression on his face, as if he was sorry for his father's depravity and romance. He grabbed his father's hand hard and pulled back his father, who was afraid to go in.

Don't look at the Xie family's father who is fat, his strength is actually very great. Grandpa had no choice but to retreat with him.

As he was leaving, Grandpa heard the laughter of Miss Xie's corpse in the boudoir. It was a heartfelt laughter, and it was also a girl's laughter, a laugh that could not be concealed intentionally but could not be concealed.

Sneer......

She couldn't stop laughing inside. She must have laughed imagining her grandfather's embarrassment.

Grandpa was a little stunned when he heard the laughter.

Daddy thinks that a woman who can make such a laugh must not be a bad person, and a female ghost must not be a bad ghost.

But the father of the Xie family regarded his grandfather as a bad person, and after he pulled his grandfather to the courtyard of the first patio, he let go of his grandfather's hand and reproached: "I said Young Master Ma, are you like this?" I didn't agree to the young masters who proposed marriage before, because I was worried about their character and worried that my daughter would be wronged in the future. I am such a pearl in the palm of my hand, I am afraid of melting in my mouth, and I am afraid of running away in the palm of my hand. Can I tolerate others bullying her in the future? ”

Grandpa hurriedly explained: "Master Xie, you misunderstood. I ......"

"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great. You Ma Xiucai read the sage book and don't understand this? Obviously I was arrested, and you are still quibbling, which makes me even more relieved! "The father of the Xie family was indeed angry, and the spittle flew around.

Daddy hurriedly covered his face with his hands.

The father of the Xie family realized that he was a little out of shape, wiped his lips with his hand, and apologized: "I was too excited just now, a little rude." ”

Grandpa got down the donkey and said, "No, no." A father's love for his daughter is understandable. ”

Seeing that his grandfather was not angry because of his scolding, and said that his father's love for his daughter was understandable, he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it." I told someone to lay out the quilt in the room where you are sleeping, so you can rest early. Don't run to my daughter's side at night! This sentence sounds like a warning and a hint.

So, my grandfather went to the wing room under the leadership of the Xie family.

Luo Buzhai and the other pickers had already found their own rooms.

Grandpa discussed with Luo Buzhai before dinner about dealing with Miss Xie's corpse, so he begged Xie's father to add a bed and a bunk in his room, so that Luo Buzhai could share a room with him.

The father of the Xie family naturally agreed, and asked his subordinates to carry Luo Buzhai's bed in.

Grandpa and Luo Buzhai plan to secretly go to Miss Xie's boudoir together tonight to find out the truth about Miss Xie. But seeing that it was not too late, and there were still people walking around, Grandpa and Luo Buzhai chatted in the room about literature and geography, and I Ching gossip. After chatting about this, the two exchanged their views on Miss Xie again, and guessed what kind of existence she was.

Grandpa thought that Luo Buzhai had said that Miss Xie's bones were heavy, and he had also said that the grain officer's bones were heavy, so he asked Luo Buzhai if he could weigh his bones as well.

Luo Buzhai shook his head and said, "I can't see the weight of your bones." ”

"Is it light? If yes, just tell me, it's okay. Daddy said.

Luo Buzhai said: "It's not light or heavy, it's that I can't see it." ”

Grandpa thought he wouldn't say, so he said, "Why can't you look at me when others see me so accurately?" But if you don't say it, I can guess seven or eight points. ”

"You guessed?" Luo Buzhai asked.

"Of course, you see that I haven't had a peaceful life along the way, and now I'm worried that the weak king will appear at any time and take my life. This is the eight characters of sorrow to old and calamity. The bone weight of this kind of person must be very light, not much different from that two-tael-one penny, right? Daddy said.

When chatting, Luo Buzhai faced the door, and his father turned his back to the door.

Luo Buzhai said: "It's true that you are in many disasters, but every time you make progress than before, this is an upward trend." When I first met you, you were still an ordinary person who didn't even reach the nephew level, and when I saw you on the roof of my house, you were at the nephew level. Just now in Miss Xie's room, I suddenly found that you have reached the level of an uncle. It's amazing! I've been an aba for so many years, and now I'm barely reaching the nephew level! People with too light bone weight don't improve so quickly. ”

Grandpa laughed at himself: "According to you, my bones are too heavy?" Do people with bones weighing six or seven taels have so many setbacks from me? After being admitted to Xiucai, my brother died, and my father didn't let me read the sage books. Within a few years, even the imperial examination was canceled. Reading a belly full of books is useless. After traveling around and provoking the weak king, he returned home and was about to marry but met this bizarre and dead Miss Xie. ”

Luo Buzhai poured a cup of tea for his grandfather and said with a smile: "This kind of thing is not clear. You see, although you have experienced so much, you are in a broad state of mind, free and unrestrained. You see when I was in the radish village, it seemed to be beautiful, but in fact, I was squeezed out and squeezed by other Abba Xu everywhere, ostensibly exorcizing evil spirits and catching ghosts, but actually being a slave for ghosts to eat and drink, and finally I was instructed by the ghost to an unknown beggar to splash a body of dung. People who seem to be oppressed everywhere are not necessarily unhappy, and people who seem to be sought after everywhere are not necessarily unhappy. ”

Grandpa took a sip of tea. The fragrance lingers between the teeth, but the taste is not as good as the seemingly rough tea picked by the farmer. The aroma was fake.

Luo Buzhai poured himself tea, took a sip, moistened his throat and continued: "So, people who don't seem to be blessed are not necessarily unblessed, and people who look blessed may not be really blessed. ”

Grandpa said, "You're telling me that Zen is coming." Don't sell it, are you really or fake you can't see the weight of my bones? ”

Luo Buzhai, who was like a river, suddenly closed his mouth, and he looked at his grandfather's back in a daze.

Seeing his eyes straight, Grandpa asked, "Who's coming?" With that, he turned around.

"It's me." A beautiful woman with a handsome face stood in the doorway and replied. The sound is like a wind chime.