Gently tapped the ground with a stick, the gray pebbles always brought Ian some weird experience, this is the moon, this is where my mother told Chang'e to live when I was a child. There is a deserted Guanghan Palace, a laurel tree that can't be broken no matter how you cut it, and a rabbit who always likes to go down to earth to seduce Elder Tang! Look, what a beautiful yearning, but these fairy tales are gradually shattered by a gadget called science as they grow older.

It says that without water on the moon, it is impossible for plants to grow. It says that without air on the moon, it is impossible for humans to survive for long, let alone rabbits and sisters!

Well, Ian has to admit that when he first traveled to Alfheim to meet Zeus, he even naively thought that there might be some kind of alien named Chang'e living on the moon, and although he didn't ask Heimdall, at least he still had some illusions in his heart. Who knew that this time Nima was shattered again!

Thinking of this, Ian was a little annoyed and angry, and the stick clicked on the alien and scolded: "Surrender quickly, knock yourself out, save Lao Tzu trouble!" Say you, look at your sister! ”

The alien's helmet has long been swept away by Ian's stick, and it's a little surprising that this guy can survive in an outer space without oxygen!

“！ ￥#￥……！ #￥！ @￥”

“……”

Well, aliens obviously don't know how important it is to master a foreign language at a critical moment, "Stinky shameless, I didn't even understand the language of the earth, and I even thought about invading?" Ian pursed his lips and continued to curse, forgetting that he didn't understand it either.

The alien screamed a few times in vain, and seeing that Ian didn't react, he probably knew that he had done useless work, and the two arm blades on his arm rushed up again, and the body that was slightly burlier than ordinary people was unexpectedly very agile, or it was the gravity on the moon, Ian was a little surprised by it.

"Still want to fight back?" The mouth said sarcastic words, but the long stick in his hand was slightly rotated and easily unloaded the arm blade to the side, and the alien's body was also staggered.

Unable to adapt to the moon's gravity, the alien almost fell again, but fortunately his qualities were a little stronger than those on the asteroid, and he turned around and fought Ian again.

Ian jingled and fought with him for a while, only to feel that this alien's physical fitness was about six to seven times that of ordinary people, which was already better than the average warrior in Asgard. Conservatively estimated that they should be the strongest in their own society!

Ian thought about it and suddenly felt a sense of irritability, from the heart out, I didn't want to entangle with this guy anymore, the long stick hit the back of this guy's head again, and the powerful force only made his body shake, although he had been beaten and bleeding from seven holes, but he just didn't faint!

"! Do you want to be so strong? If you don't faint, how can I take you back, do you have to bring a corpse back? Ian rolled his eyes.

Bite! Ian connected to the communication, and Heimdall's voice came from inside again, "Ian, don't bother. Odin ordered that there was no need to live the mouth, just bring back the information on the fighter. ”

This time he gave Ian a license to kill, turned off the communication and looked at the alien playfully, "One last reminder to you, put down your arms and surrender, this is your only chance." As soon as he finished speaking, he continued very insincerely: "Forget it, when I didn't say it, you won't understand it anyway." ”

The alien seemed to have recovered from his daze, and just raised his arm blade to rush over again, only to see the long stick in Ian's hand suddenly dance out of fragments. Then, in his confused eyes, he stabbed with sticks in both hands as if he was playing billiards. It's just that his hard head doesn't have the effect of billiards, and the whole thing in front of him is black and exploded into minced meat!

Poof! The body slowly fell to the ground, but due to the slight gravity, it didn't make much noise, and the death was quite quiet. Ian shook the flesh off the stick, pressed it with both hands, and began to retract until he received it into his belt.

Ian was a little curious to enter the warplane, it was very narrow, narrow enough for one person to pass. frowned slightly, and in a blink of an eye, it suddenly became clear that this small fighter had a miniaturized shield and a warp engine, and it was estimated that all the space was used to load these technologies.

Pouting his lips, he made his way to the console, and by the still shining light, Ian knew it was still functioning. After thinking about it, he opened his bracer, and a red light connected the bracer to the interface of the console, and directly downloaded the entire program rudely.

"Cut, dare to resist me at this level?" Ian said with some disdain, this alien's program obviously has some intelligence and protection mechanisms, but it is useless in the face of Asgard's powerful light energy technology. It only took a moment of struggle to begin a total rout.

Seeing that there seemed to be nothing of value around him, Ian simply pulled out his stick and inserted it into the fighter, and with the force of both hands, he directly lifted a huge hole, and the warp engine, which was already somewhat damaged, was imprinted in his eyes.

"Huh?" With a soft sigh, Ian dismantled the huge engine that was half a person tall in a few moments, but by comparison, he found that the text on the engine was not the same as the text in the fighter system!

This is a bit thought-provoking, according to the inevitable law of scientific development, the intelligent system of civilization and self-production must be written in the language of its own race. And the incompatibility of these two words only shows that the engine was not built by this civilization.

Ian couldn't figure out what to do, so he simply took it all back.

And on the floating aircraft carrier over New York, Nick Fury's face turned black into carbon, "What the hell is going on with that colored halo?" Why does it interfere with our detection? Why did two aliens who fought on the moon leave a corpse with just a flash of light? How did two ships so big suddenly disappear? It's too presumptuous to come and go like the wind, shouldn't the moon belong to the earthlings? ”

"Oh! Complaining out loud won't help get the truth, it will only give you a few more wrinkles on your face. ”

A sweet and soft voice suddenly sounded, and a burst of laughter instantly closed the eyes of all the men on the bridge. Her long burgundy hair is swaying down, and her black tights highlight her graceful figure to the fullest. No matter what the world can call it beautiful, the cheeks are dotted with a little playfulness.

This is Natasha Romanoff, a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, known as the Black Widow! is also the dream lover of the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. male staff, according to rumors, the biggest mystery in S.H.I.E.L.D. is that Nick Fury, the black bald head, actually chose Maria Hill as his deputy, and the eye-catching black widow is not used, is he BL!

Nick Fury's face was slightly gloomy, "Agent Natasha, you're back a little late, and Dr. Banner has found it?" ”

Natasha casually looked at the surface of the moon where there was only one corpse left on the light screen, and said with some pity: "I heard that there were two aliens fighting before they accelerated back, but it turned out that there were only corpses!" Cut! Turning his head, he found that Nick Fury's expression was a little unkind, and said with a smile: "Dr. Banner has found it, and I have to say that this time the military's research on super soldiers has gone too far." ”

Nick Fury nodded in agreement, and then looked deeply at the missing corpse on the screen, "The prophet said that Dr. Banner is a very important combat force against the alien race, and there is absolutely no room for failure. ”

Natasha was a little distressed, "But we haven't found a way to keep Hulk completely sane. ”

"There's no hurry, we have a lot of things to do, let's put the Hulk's problems aside for now, just block the flies that always bother him." Nick Fury waved his hand impatiently.

"And what about General Ross? We don't have the authority to order them. ”

"We are a secret organization, of course, the more secret we do, the better, do we have to protect a person to whom do we have to report?" Nick Fury sighed playfully, and then his face turned cold again, "Inform NASA, arrange a lunar experiment project, and bring that corpse back for me!" Oh yes, isn't the Osborne Enterprise currently working on exoskeleton armor for use in outer space combat? Just let them sponsor it. Nick Fury turned off the screen in annoyance, but found a big deal between the words.

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Ian didn't know that there was a black bald head on Earth because he almost had his hair gone, uh, like he didn't have any hair in the first place. In short, he has returned to the rainbow bridge with the warp engine at this moment.

"What about the fighters? What's the use of you just getting the warp engine back? Heimdall was curious.

Ian threw the engine aside casually and said, "The data has been downloaded, the fighter plane is too big to be useful, I just blew it up." There was a little secret to the warp engine, so I brought it back. By the way, is the battle over? ”

Heimdall looked back into the depths of the starry sky and replied, "It's over, it's just that Chris randomly pressed the console to drive the asteroid back and put it in the loot collection, but he inadvertently started the self-destruct program, and now he's depressed!" ”

Ian smiled bitterly when he heard this, and was about to say something when he saw Odin slowly coming in, and hurriedly bowed and saluted, "My king, fortunately, I have brought back the data and the warp engine." ”

Odin nodded with satisfaction, looked at Ian and smiled, "Chris and Tom often mention your brother and sister to me, and I didn't expect them to be so big in a blink of an eye. This time you have made a contribution, and you can become a legion leader! ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Ian didn't show much excitement, but Odin admired the fact that he was not arrogant or discouraged by the victory.

Odin turned his head to look at the warp engine, and snorted with a slightly cold expression: "This is the text of the Kree, a group of well-known racists in the universe, but looking at the model of this warp engine, it should be discarded." These alien idiots must have been slaughtered a lot! ”

Ian raised his eyebrows, and looked at Odin's back in some surprise, he couldn't imagine that the god king could know these things in the universe without leaving home every day, how could he do it?

Odin then laughed, "Pass the data to Sana and tell him to focus on the part of the data about the situation in the universe." Then, go and meet the triumph of the heroes! ”

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