Chapter 372, the Old Man (1)
"The manager, these two people are wanted criminals at first glance, or should we call the police?"
"That's right, manager, I've seen a general American movie before, which is about a pair of male and female thieves who are wanted, flee for their lives on the highway, and every place they go, eat first and then kill everyone in the restaurant, or why don't we escape?"
The chef and waiter, who were so frightened that their faces turned pale, whispered.
Thinking of the plot in that movie, the manager who had experience of being robbed was not only afraid, but thought about it and said, "I have also watched the movie you said, and when you go to the back kitchen, call the police immediately"
Under the coverage of the 'realm of perception', how did Lu Renjia listen to the soft whispers of the manager, chef, and waiter of this restaurant?
Looking at Emma, Lu Renjia quipped, "I see it's all your clothes that are causing the trouble, right?" Are you a lot older, and you still play cosplay? ”
The corners of Emma's mouth twitched, and she muttered, "Why don't you say that this shabby restaurant you chose is too rubbish!" ”
Lu Renjia shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Even if it's the most upscale restaurant in Tokyo, if you carry two guns, people will call the police, right?" By the way, those two guys sent by the 'Patriots' just now, if I go to carry out the mission of the 'Evil God System', are you sure that you will be able to suppress them? ”
Emma proudly stood up against the backdrop of the tight T-shirt, the terrifying murder weapon. "Mean, that's called Jack. Ribery's guy, in my opinion, is nothing more than the strength of a Level 3 mutant, and as for his partner Jessica, he should have a support ability, if the other captains of the 'Patriots' organization are all of this strength. With the strength of this 'twelfth-level pseudo-god mutant', he doesn't matter if he comes to chop his hands. It's only the part of being crushed by me."
At this moment, there was a vibration from the old mobile phone in Lu Renjia's arms.
Take out your phone and take a look. When he found out that it was an unfamiliar number, Lu Renjia couldn't help frowning. After pressing the answer button. A charming voice came from the other end of the line.
"It's a good mix, Black Flag Alliance Leader!!"
The corners of Lu Renjia's mouth were drawn into a playful smile, "You are not bad if you can find my phone?" Ready for me to repay the favor? ”
"Don't say it so bluntly, this is a life-saving grace, how can I not hear a hint of gratitude?"
"A life-saving grace? Can you say that? The eighteenth layer of hell of the 'Door God' was killed by Lao Tzu himself, at most, even when I and Yun Jingtian were both defeated, just the right time to appear in time to prevent Yun Jingtian, who was less injured than me, from continuing to attack me! Say, remember what to ask me, I'll only help you once! And if it's something beyond my ability, then I can only say that I can't help," Lu Renjia said coldly.
"Yo? Is every qualified person in the Demon Metaverse so ruthless? No, it doesn't seem like you're surrounded by women. What's not good to bomb, I bombed the Tokyo airport, and now the people who are harming now can only fly to Yokohama and I'm out of the airport now, and I'll be able to get to Tokyo in about two hours, and I'll be looking for you when the time comes! After speaking, Yao Yue, who was dressed in black leather clothes and had a charming face with wide-rimmed sunglasses, hung up the phone. Dragging a Hermes suitcase, he walked out of Yokohama Airport.
Wait until Lu Renjia hangs up the phone. Emma on the side sighed: "What kind of demons and monsters are coming!" Master, let's get down this day, and what kind of people are we seeing, the three gangsters of the Yamaguchi-gumi, Sumiyoshikai, and Inagawa-gumi, and then the 'patriots'. Now it's good that even the ill-intentioned beast demon soul Yao Yue has come out, since Yao Yue can come, then Yun Jingtian must also know the identity of the master, your Demon Metaverse Realm qualified."
Lu Renjia nodded and smiled, "It's expected!" And even if Yun Tiantian doesn't come to me, I will go to him for revenge! How? You, the mistress of House Corleone, are scared? ”
"Afraid? Back in the day. What people do is a headless business! I've never known how to write a word I'm afraid of! Hee-hee, we have teleportation and immortality, so we can't beat it. If you're still very sure of running, they still plan to follow you on the stage of the war discipline team battle, don't you want to leave me! Master, you bring people back from the world of X-Men: First Fight, and their happiness in the second half of their lives depends on you," Emma said with a charming smile.
Just when Lu Renjia and Emma were chatting. The restaurant waiter, who mistakenly thought Lu Renjia and Emma were wanted criminals, trembled and brought two steaks that were charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
"This is a steak of two people, please enjoy"
Emma glanced at the steak on the outside and nodded in satisfaction. smiled at the trembling waiter: "Well, it looks good, it smells good, I didn't expect this remote place, the steak is not bad, I didn't spit in it, and I didn't call the police, right?" ”
After being told by Emma to think about it, not to mention the waiter, even the manager standing in the cashier was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "No, no, there are absolutely no guests, don't worry, we will never dare"
"Cut! Absolutely not? It's true that you didn't spit into the steak and add ingredients that shouldn't be there, but the three of you secretly called the police in the kitchen just now, for the sake of you taking food so seriously, the old lady won't trouble you if she is in a good mood today, but the tip is not to be discussed! With that, Emma picked up her knife and fork and cut the steak herself.
The steak had barely taken a few bites when a shrill siren rang out. At this time, I heard the most commonly used lines of the police in the police movie sounding outside the restaurant.
"Listen to the people inside! I'm the Inoue Police Department of the Shinjuku Police Station!! You guys are already surrounded by the police!! Hand over the hostages!! We at the police guarantee your safety!!! ”
As soon as he heard the word 'hostage', whether it was the chef who had secretly called the police in the kitchen just now, the restaurant manager and the waiter, their faces changed suddenly.
Although these two men and women, who seemed to be wanted criminals, fired unscrupulously as soon as they entered the door, they were from beginning to end. It doesn't seem to have any intention of kidnapping the three of them.
Just when the restaurant manager, who had experience in being robbed, was frightened, Lu Renjia, who was eating steak with his head down, said lazily, "Tell the police outside and let that Inoue police department come in!" ”
"Huh? I'm going to go."
"Attention all personnel, a hostage has come out! It seems that the bandits are about to put forward conditions, damn why haven't the negotiators come yet? What about SWAT? Where are the SWAT? Ono Police Department Supplement! Tell you to notify SWAT to come and come to support, why haven't they arrived yet? The Inoue police department, who was holding the horn, shouted dissatisfied.
The Ono Police Department on the side twitched the corner of his mouth, and reminded in a low voice: "Most of the special police officers of the Inoue Police Department have been transferred to the Ramada Hotel today, have you forgotten?" Isn't it a big day for the Black Flag Alliance leader 'Iketani Emon' to make peace with the Yamaguchi-gumi, Sumiyoshikai, and Inagawa-gumi? ”
As soon as he heard the name 'Iketani Emon', the Inoue Police Department shook his head helplessly, "Who would have thought that an old gangster." Can you become a character like Shinoda Kenichi, Aoda Jiro, and Shigeo Nishiguchi? I remember the second time he was released from prison! I'm still a police officer, and at that time, I also gave him a record, but now he has become the most troublesome person in the whole of Shinjuku."
Just when the Inoue Police Department was complaining, the restaurant manager walked up to him under the protection of two police officers.
"Uh, that gentleman inside, let the Inoue Police Department let you in"
"What? Let me in and damn it! Why hasn't the negotiator come yet? Never mind! Lao Tzu is the police department of the Shinjuku Police Station! Bring me one no, bring me two body armor! By the way, and bulletproof helmets!! ”
When the Inoue police department put on two body armor and put on a bulletproof helmet. Under the admiring gaze of all the officers of the Shinjuku Police Station, he walked towards the restaurant with great righteousness.
"I didn't bring a gun!! What are your requirements! I can satisfy you guys! As long as you release the hostages, everything is fine, think about your parents, wives and children, you are still young", in the formulaic negotiation rhetoric, the Inoue Police Department, while raising his hands to indicate that he was not carrying a weapon, walked cautiously towards the restaurant.
Lu Renjia, who was cutting the steak and sending it to his mouth, said ruffianly, "My parents died early, and they are still unmarried." Forty-seven years old is not young!! I have only one request! That's you goddamn cops, disappear from my eyes and let me have a good meal!! ”
After seeing the faces of the man and woman eating steak, the Inoue Police Department was stunned and said in astonishment, "Ikeiketani Emon? Kyoka Oda? How are you guys? ”
"Damn! How can't it be us? This is a restaurant, not a bathhouse, and people who don't have tattoos are not allowed to enter. Can't the old lady come in and eat? Emma shouted angrily.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry, we didn't know it was you two, let's leave, let's leave," the pale Inoue Police Department replied resignedly.
The chef who called the police and the waiter were already stunned by the scene in front of them. Why are wanted criminals more fierce than police now? The police department of the Shinjuku Police Station was trained like grandsons in front of these two men and women. The local police station in Japan is equivalent to the local public security bureau in China. The position of the police department is naturally equivalent to the director of the Huaxia Local Public Security Bureau. But this subverting scene of the three views really happened.
After seeing the Inoue police department crawling out of the restaurant, the waiter said tremblingly, "Iketani Emon seems to be the leader of the Black Flag Alliance, the largest extreme organization in Shinjuku, right?" ”
The chef, who was full of remorse in his intestines, said weakly, "It's not like it, but it has to be, otherwise what 'Iketani Emon' can scare the police department of the Shinjuku Police Station like this?" ”
However, it is no wonder that Japan, the only country in the world that recognizes the legitimacy of gangsters, as long as there are gangsters who are famous, which one is not a suit and leather shoes. Pretending to be like a classmate? But this legendary Black Flag Alliance leader 'Iketani Emon' went his own way. The unscrupulous style of the old-school gangster is vividly expressed.
At the same time, the restaurant manager had already been scolded by the Inoue police department, who had fled in embarrassment.
"Damn bastards! Do you think the police are idle? Report a false alarm! With this article alone, I can arrest you and detain you, believe it or not? Will Iketani Emon and Oda Kyoka be robbers? Yaga!! Did you almost kill Lao Tzu!! It was as if all the anger had been vented, and the Inoue police department shouted without hesitation. (To be continued.) )