Chapter 80 Huang Pizi "spins in circles" for book friends, rewards the crown and adds more
Puzzled, he looked into the courtyard. I saw that at this time, because there were more than a dozen men to help, the crazy woman didn't dare to tease people anymore, and began to run hard, but due to the large number of people, they separated to intercept it, and soon the crazy woman had no way to escape.
At this time, the villagers picked up the rope and shouted to tie her up. Everyone rushed forward, and soon forced the madwoman into the corner, and just when everyone thought they were going to catch her, the madwoman turned around and ran up the wall, this time instead of jumping over the wall, but standing straight on top of the earthen wall, turning her head and smiling at everyone, and then with a force under her feet, the person ran directly up to the roof along the wall.
This can make a large group of people below look at it and shout: "Go up!" Go up! It's too bad now, the roof tiles of Uncle Li's house are also going to be uncovered by her! ”
At this time, someone shouted to hurry up and get a ladder, or it would be too late.
As soon as he finished speaking, someone ran to find a ladder, and the madwoman sat on the roof, happy and proud of the people below.
The people below shouted at the crazy woman: "Come down, don't be crazy again, or I will tie you up later, and I will have to beat you." ”
Some people sighed helplessly, it was useless to scold her, she was crazy, she didn't understand anything, so let's hurry up and get her down.
Listening to their anxious words, I couldn't help but secretly say, seeing that this crazy woman tossed the people in the village a lot, and everyone lost their temper.
At this time, one of the villagers kept wiping his tears, anxious and worried, obviously, this person may be the family of this crazy woman!
As she said, when the crazy woman saw that someone was setting up a ladder, she didn't come over to push the ladder, but kicked the tiles under her feet so violently that the people below quickly ran away, for fear of being hurt by the tiles.
For a moment, no one dared to climb the ladder. At this moment, the man who had wiped his tears rushed up to climb onto the roof. The villagers next to him advised him not to go up, in case he fell and broke down. At the same time, there is also an old man who said, aquatic, don't be afraid, you can cover the tiles if they are removed, I won't blame you, old man, safety is important, and the rest is not important.
The man named Shui Sheng wiped away a handful of tears, and without listening to everyone's persuasion, he turned his head and climbed to the roof. When the madwoman saw that someone was climbing up, she no longer kicked the tiles, but with a fierce foot, she jumped up again, this time directly to the edge of the roof, and still stood on one leg upright and spun on it, laughing as she turned, and the laughter was so sharp and thin that it made people feel very weird. After a few turns, she changed her legs and swayed from side to side, which was really thrilling, and the people below were sweating for her.
At this time, the man named Shui Sheng cried, knelt on the roof, and cried to the crazy woman standing on the edge of the roof: "Third sister, stop tossing, please, don't do this again." Woo......"
A man's crying is the most pitiful, because a man generally doesn't cry, and if he cries, it means that he is really helpless and desperate.
Seeing the man named Shui Sheng crying, everyone's faces were full of sympathy, their faces were full of helplessness, yes, anyone with such a family will feel hopeless, because you don't know what to do at all.
Seeing this, to be honest, I was also very sympathetic to him, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart. Although my purpose this time is to find ginseng, but now that I encounter this incident, it can be regarded as providence, and it is impossible to ignore it. So I hurriedly opened the eyes of heaven, because in my opinion, the madwoman was not sick, nor was she punished by the Bodhisattva, but should have fallen into evil.
However, when I opened the eyes of heaven to look, I found that the crazy woman was not ghosted except for the yang energy that was a little weak and the three yang fires were extinguished.
You know, the crazy woman's situation is very similar to the ghost upper body, the ghost upper body, in fact, there is a ghost attached to the back of the person, although ordinary people can't see the ghost on the person's back, but with the eye of the sky, you can see that the person is still carrying a person on his back, this is the ghost upper body. And the crazy woman obviously has nothing on her back.
Seeing this, I naturally understood that since this woman was not ghosted, she must have been given the Tao by a beast.
So I took a few steps forward, and then shouted to the woman on the roof, "Aren't you afraid of damaging your own ways, bold beast, who is so foolish in broad daylight?" ”
Suddenly, when they saw me, a stranger, running out and calling the crazy woman a brute, they all looked at me with frowns, apparently not understanding what was going on for a moment. However, although everyone felt inexplicable, no one stood up and said anything for a while, but just looked at me like this.
As soon as my words fell, the madwoman standing on the edge of the roof stopped, and the playful laughter before also stopped, stared straight at me, and then said in a sharp and very harsh voice: "Where did the little yin and yang come out, nosy, do you still want me to take a few more bites!" ”
As soon as I heard this, it was obvious that the other party saw my identity, but it was clear that people didn't take me seriously.
Although the other party didn't take me very seriously, but I could also be sure, this crazy woman in front of me must be in the way of a beast, so I said directly: "Wandering in search of the world, Jiangxi Xianshan Chang Tai Grandma, I don't know who your Excellency is?" ”
I directly moved out the "master" Mrs. Chang and reported her old man's name. The so-called swimming body, that is, refers to the snake, one Jiazi is sixty years, ten Jiazi is six hundred years, I am telling the other party that my "master" is a snake fairy who has practiced for 600 years in the Xianshan Mountain in Jiangxi, and his name is Chang Tai Niang. Since they are all earth immortals, how can they sell some face? What's more, six hundred years of Taoism is enough to make some earth immortals afraid.
As soon as the other party heard that I reported the name of Mrs. Chang, his expression changed, he put away his cold eyes from before, smiled slightly, and said: "This immortal is the Bodhisattva of Guanyin Cave in Shennong Immortal Mountain, since your disciple is a member of the immortal family, this immortal will not embarrass you, you leave quickly!" ”
I immediately scolded in my heart, "Let your fucking bullshit", and I said in my heart that I was just a brute, and I dared to pretend to be Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Seeing that the other party didn't give face, and wanted to send me away, I was not happy at the moment, and my heart said that if you don't give some color, you see, you don't know how powerful Lao Tzu is.
At that moment, I smiled, and then turned and walked towards the entrance of the village.
When the crazy woman saw that I was really interested, she couldn't help but laugh proudly, and said in her mouth: Go back and bring a message to your grandmother, and say that this immortal will take her to practice with her another day.
Maybe someone is about to ask, why did you just leave here? Don't you really care?
No, I didn't really want to leave, because when I got out of the sight of the madwoman, I turned around and went into the village. Then I sneaked around the yard, and yes, I was looking for the brute.
I first searched the back of the yard, but I didn't see anything, so I looked around the house next to it, and the villagers had gathered together, so there was not a single person in the rest of the village.
After searching for about ten minutes, I finally found the beast behind the firewood pile in one of the farmhouses.
I saw a small thing with bright fur and bright skin, round eyes, and a big tail dragging it was "playing" by itself next to the haystack, jumping left and right, as if it was quite energetic, and squeaked from time to time. Seeing this, I couldn't help but be happy, this fucking turned out to be a weasel!
This weasel is not big, but it is slightly bigger than what everyone usually sees in the mountains, obviously this little guy is not a fairy at all, but has a set of skills to confuse people.
The weasel is also known as the yellow skin, and the yellow skin of the immortal is also known as the Huang Tai Sin or Huang Xiangu, and the yellow skin is the beast that likes to confuse the frail and sickly. In the early years, it was common to see people who were "possessed" by weasels who were crazy and babbling nonsense, such as: "I didn't steal your chicken, why did you block my hole?" "Wait. In short, this earth fairy just likes to toss people.
Seeing that this yellow-skinned man was still playing by himself, I laughed secretly in my heart, I even dared to pretend to be a ghost in front of me, and now the master will arrest you.
Thinking of this, I walked over lightly and pounced on it......
The yellow man was already manipulating the crazy woman a hundred meters away, although he sensed the danger this time, but he had no chance to escape, and I pressed him to the ground at once, and reached out and pinched him in his hand.
At this time, Huang Pizi was also frightened, struggling desperately, and squeaked in his mouth. I looked at the crazy woman on the roof a hundred meters away, and I saw that she was also screaming like crazy at this time, and she looked extremely scary!
Seeing this, I shouted to the yellow skin in my hand: "Call again, ask the master to cut your mouth again!" ”
Don't say it, after I was so frightened, the yellow skin suddenly became honest, and immediately stopped, staring at me pitifully.
Seeing that it was no longer noisy, I pinched it and walked towards the crazy woman. Soon I returned to the madwoman, holding the yellow skin in my hand, and asked her, "You brute, why do you harm people?" ”
I saw that the crazy woman was full of horror on her face at this time, as if she was very afraid of me, and obediently replied, "She stole the offerings from the Bodhisattva Cave, so I came to punish her." ”
I know that when a woman says "she", she actually refers to the woman herself. However, listening to her say this, it's really a woman's, who are you not good at, you have to take the yellow skin, isn't this self-inflicted?