"Oh my god!" Everyone secretly took a breath of cold air.

He also said that it was not a monster, the old lady was already over seventy years old, and even if the Taoist priest left the cat to the old lady, it was a kitten that had just completed the moon, and the cat was nearly seventy years old. A cat that is almost seventy years old, looks fierce, and does not look like an old cat at all, what is this not a monster?

The fat monkey thought of being chased by it that night, and he couldn't wait to carry a nine-toothed nail palladium, and shouted at the cat demon: "The monster looks at the move!" ”

The expressions on everyone's faces were unnatural, but no one said anything more.

Although Mrs. Liu is over seventy years old, her brain is not confused, and she can know what they think by looking at the expressions of these young people.

The old lady tilted her head and thought for a while, and suddenly commanded the fat monkey: "Monkey trickster, you open the red lying cabinet, and move out the white-bottomed cardboard box inside." Yes, that's it, you open. ”

When did I become a monkey trickster? The fat monkey is depressed. He opened the carton according to Mrs. Liu's command, and the carton was beautifully packaged - raw tomato juice.

Mrs. Liu took out a glass cup, opened the can containing tomato juice, poured the tomato juice into the cup, groped under the kang table for a long time, and found a straw and inserted it into the cup.

The four young men suddenly looked at the so-called bloodsucking, what is this?

The fat monkey looked embarrassed: "Auntie, it turns out that this tomato juice looks like blood, no wonder people use tomato juice instead of blood in filming." But what does the cat drink? ”

Mrs. Liu lowered her head: "It drinks ......" The old lady took out another can.

Several young people screamed: "Beer! ”

The old lady opened the beer, poured a plate and put it on the kang table, and shouted: "Black robe, come out!" ”

With a "squeak", the door of the inner room opened, the black cat shook the oily fur on its body, walked out without squinting, and without looking at everyone, jumped on the kang table with an arrow step, lowered its eyelids, stretched out its red tongue with long barbs, and began to lick the beer.

The fat monkey's eyes were as wide as a bull's eye, and his mouth was as open as a hippo, and people couldn't help but want to punch him in the jaw so that he could close his mouth: "Emma! What if I get drunk and go crazy? ”

The black cat raised its eyes, glanced at him with disdain, lowered its head and continued to drink the beer from its plate. Just one thing: Is my wine that bad?

Under the gaze of eight dull eyes, the beer on the plate quickly bottomed out, and Mrs. Liu hurriedly filled it again.

The beer was bubbling and the blood-red tongue was licking.

"This cat drinks more than me......" Yuan Fengrui didn't know what to think, and said this in a daze.

This time, the black robe stopped licking and eating, lifted his eyelids and looked at Yuan Fengrui, and threw another extremely contemptuous look at him, then lowered his head and continued to drink.

In the eyes of the shiny cat, the meaning of contempt was so obvious that everyone looked at Yuan Fengrui with sympathy.

Despised by a broken black cat?

Yuan Feng was furious from his heart, thinking viciously about how to teach this cat a lesson, and his face involuntarily showed a very depressed look.

The old lady smiled with a pout: "Okay, black robe, they are already anxious enough, so don't make them unhappy." She turned to Qu Nan and the others: "There is a way to curb the ghost qi on your body for a while. ”

"What?!"

As soon as they heard that they could curb the ghostly spirit, several people didn't care about getting angry with the cat, and they all looked at the old lady eagerly, waiting for her to say what was going on.

The corners of the black robe's mouth stained with beer foam hooked, revealing a meaningful sneer.

The old lady groped under the kang table for a long time, and took out a bottle of mineral water, which contained half a bottle of yellow and clear liquid.

This kang table is really a treasure, and the old lady keeps taking out all kinds of strange things from under the kang table.

Qu Nan really wanted to get under her kang table and see what else was there?

What is it? All eyes were on the liquid in the black cat's saucer.

The black cat, apparently reading their gaze, was furious, stretched out its claws and slashed a claw in intimidation at the kang table, which was scratched with sawdust.

Qu Nan noticed that there were deep and shallow paw prints everywhere on the table of the kang table, and it was estimated that the cat was in a bad mood and often used it to get angry.

Mrs. Liu was in a very good mood today, she loved to laugh, she smiled and comforted the black cat: "Okay, General Hei, it's normal for them to misunderstand, who made your hobby so different?" For their sake, they will suffer for a while, spare them this time, and don't make trouble for others. ”

Yuan Fengrui was very unconvinced - a broken cat, even if it is bigger and lives longer than other cats, what trouble can it find for itself?

The fat monkey and Qu Nan were in their hearts, the two looked at each other, remembering the embarrassment of being chased by this cat demon all over the stone trench village that day, and couldn't help but put away their contempt.

Li Xiaohu took the bottle of mineral water, pointed to the yellow liquid in the bottle and asked Mrs. Liu: "Auntie, you said that there is something that can curb the ghost qi, is this it?" What is this? ”

Mrs. Liu grinned, no matter how she looked at the smile, she was a little gloating: "This is a child's urine." As long as it is poured on the body, the average imp can't get close, even if it's a powerful ghost, it is estimated that it will be no problem to contain it for a day. Hurry up and open it and pour it on, this is the real and authentic boy urine I picked up from Tian Hua's grandson! ”

"Huh?"

Several people frowned like bitter melons: "Boy urine? Still pouring it on the body? ”

The black cat licked the last bit of beer from the dry saucer, smacking his mouth wide.

Yuan Fengrui gritted his teeth: "Forget it, auntie, you put it away, I have this thing myself." ”

The fat man had a weird and intriguing smile on his face, and carefully looked Yuan Fengrui up and down: "Damn, should you ...... Still a virgin, right? ”

Yuan Fengrui's face flushed, and he hurriedly walked out with his head down.

Mr. Liu shouted loudly: "Go out to the west is the toilet!" ”

Qu Nan looked embarrassed and didn't say a word, and went out with him.

The fat monkey muttered dissatisfiedly: "Auntie, you should tell them that you want to use the child's urine topping, I see how they can urinate on their heads." ”

Li Xiaohu smiled playfully, looked at the fat monkey, and then looked at the bottle of yellow and clear boy urine.

The fat monkey chased to the door, and watched Qu Nan and Yuan Fengrui hurriedly leave the courtyard gate, only then did he turn around and come back, smiling triumphantly: "I didn't expect it, Qu Nan is just a virgin, and Officer Yuan is also a child, it's really surprising......"

He suddenly saw the same schadenfreude in Li Xiaohu's eyes as the black cat, and felt that he had ignored something?

After thinking for a while, the fat monkey slapped his thigh: "Damn!" They are Zhu Bajie and eat pig's trotters - self-produced and self-sold are not too sassy, so what about me? ”

Mrs. Liu smiled and raised the bottle in her hand.

……

The black robe raised his front paws to cover his nose and took a few steps back quietly.

The four young men covered their noses, you look at me, I look at you, and finally pointed at each other and burst into laughter.

The fat monkey laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and pointed at Li Xiaohu: "How is it?" Is your leg okay? I said earlier that you also need the child's urine, so I'll leave you some, why bother to ask for it with the grandson of the head of the village early in the morning, look at the child who is suffocating, and his face is red before squeezing out such a little bit for you. ”

Li Xiaohu was not embarrassed, he said with a straight face: "Didn't you notice the fat man?" They have an advantage over us! ”

"What advantages? Now virgins are out of fashion, people in their twenties, and they haven't taken off their virgin hats, so it's not a shame to lose them! A master of love like me, who has been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and does not touch the leaves, is the highest realm......"

Li Xiaohu interrupted the fat monkey's boasting: "If someone is chased by a ghost, turn around and take out a guy, then the little ghost will retreat, what about you?" ”

"......" the fat monkey stammered and couldn't speak.

Yuan Fengrui and Qu Nan looked at each other and smiled bitterly. has to rely on the body of a virgin to repel the little ghost, and is still envied by those two goods, and the two of them are sad enough.

Mrs. Liu patted the kang head, motioned for the black robe to come here to warm up, and said to the fat monkey with a smile: "You also have a way." ”

"There's a way?" The fat monkey's eyes lit up, and he leaned over happily and sat on the kang with his ass: "Old lady, say it quickly, what is the solution?" …… Ouch! ”