Chapter 173: Nan Ma
After the young woman finished speaking, she affectionately took Qu Nan's arm and walked outside.
The man noticed Qu Nan's stiff and helpless expression, looked at his dress again, and scolded viciously: "What kind of pretence, at first glance, you are raising a little white face!" ”
He immediately swallowed his saliva, stared at the young woman's graceful and moving back, and scolded in a low voice: "The best cabbage has been arched by pigs!" ”
Qu Nan was carrying a suitcase in his left hand, and his right hand was held by the young woman, and of course he heard this sentence with his ear, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly, and whispered: "Mom, can we not do this?" ”
The young woman's eyes widened: "Don't call me mom outside!" Her tone narrowed: "Besides, even if I tell him that you are my son, will he believe it?" Maybe it's even more evil. ”
The wry smile on Qu Nan's face deepened: Since kindergarten, Nan's mother has been mistaken for her sister. The key is that the parties not only did not clarify, but also seemed to enjoy it very much, but now it is good, Nanma, who is in her forties, not only did not change, but also intensified, and even stopped pretending to be her sister, and directly played her girlfriend.
The key is that her appearance that looks like she is only in her twenties is very deceptive, and her acting skills are also superb, and the stupid man behind her really believes that she is his girlfriend.
Thinking of his genuine girlfriend Xiaoxiao and her powerful father Xia Zhongyuan, and then looking at her mother, who has always been childlike and afraid that the world will not be chaotic, Qu Nan's eyes turned black for a while, and he couldn't wait to die at the airport.
In his heart, he scolded Nan Ma for being nosy, and the person who called him half to death. When he and the fat monkey stitched up the wound in the hospital, the wound on the head may look a little dangerous, I don't know which nurse in the hospital is troublesome, so I used Qu Nan's mobile phone to call Nanma, so I will have today's trip to Nanma's city.
Qu Nan took the car, and Nan's mother looked left and right: "Yo ho, son, you are not bad, you have been mixed alone for more than a year, and you have bought a car?" ”
Qu Nan smiled bitterly, since Nan Ma came, he would only smile bitterly: "Mom, don't make fun of me, it's just a second-hand car." ”
"Hey, the used car is not bad, I bought it in full, right?" Without waiting for Qu Nan to answer, Nan's mother changed the topic again: "As long as your girlfriend is not second-hand, where is your girlfriend?" Bring it back tomorrow and I'll see it! ”
Oh, my God! Qu Nan groaned in his heart and stroked his forehead with his hand: It's still here that it's time to come! He weakly diverted the topic: "Mom, you don't ask about my injuries?" Didn't you come to see the wounded? ”
Nan Ma looked out the window: "What do you ask?" I know you're okay. Usually your dad is too strict, I just took this opportunity to come out and take a look, you won't dislike my old woman is useless and annoying, right? ”
Nan Ma looked at Qu Nan with a pair of beautiful eyes and tears, looking as if she was about to cry, Qu Nan was defeated by her, and raised her hands: "Mom, I surrender, I really don't have this idea......"
The tears were magically put back, and Nan Ma patted the steering wheel: "Okay, let's go home first." I know my son won't dislike me either. ”
Nan Ma looked at the scenery outside the window with great interest along the way, and by the way, she commented on the appearance of L City and the clothing of pedestrians on the road, and soon arrived at Qu Nan's house.
Qu Nan stood at the door, took a deep breath, took out the key and opened the door.
Let the storm come harder!
……
Nan Ma jumped up and stepped forward to block Qu Nan's front: "Don't move, there is a demonic spirit!" ”
She stood at the door of the room, her black and white beautiful eyes and bones circled around the room, took out a small wooden hairpin from her curled hair with her backhand and pinched it in her hand, and took out a yellow rune paper from the pocket of her casual clothes, dipped some saliva on the rune paper, and casually pasted it on the door of Qu Nan's head: "Don't move, son, I'll protect you!" ”
Qu Nan reluctantly ripped off the rune paper and pushed her into the door: "Okay, okay, Mom, that's not a monster, it's my brother." I'll explain to you in a moment, you sit down and drink some water first. ”
"What to drink...... However, this demonic aura is really not in the way, and it seems that there is an authentic Taoist aura in it...... Hey, son, what's wrong with you? ”
Nan Ma looked Qu Nan up and down, and suddenly grabbed his veins with her backhand.
Qu Nan smiled bitterly and let her hold it.
"You ended up learning Taoism?"
"Mom, I really didn't mean to, it found me."
"The demonic spirit in the house?"
"It's a three-hundred-year-old cat demon, my friend."
"What should come will come after all, I didn't expect that after hiding for so long, my son still learned Taoism after all......" Nan Ma looked very depressed, casually inserted the wooden hairpin back into her hair, walked to the edge of the sofa and sat down, and threw the small bag in her hand on the sofa: "Cat demon come out, let me see if you are worthy of following my son!" ”
The bedroom door opened, and the black cat trembled, cowering, and walked out in a flattering greeting to Nanma: "Hello, sister!" ”
Nan Ma snorted and laughed: "Hey, this little demon is quite good at talking, is it a female cat?" ”
"Cat ......" the black cat swallowed a word back into his stomach, and said coquettishly: "I'm a tomcat." ”
"Then why do you talk like a girl?" Nan Ma became interested: "And how can you have a Taiwanese accent?" ”
Black Cat was helpless: "When I was learning to speak, I often watched cartoons, "One Piece" and "Sakura", "Spirited Away" and the like, but I found myself in a daze. ”
Nan Ma looked very happy, patted the sofa next to her and motioned for it to sit down: "I also like anime so much, have you watched "No Laughing Cat"? That's interesting! ”
The black cat obediently jumped on the couch and excitedly discussed the anime with Nanma.
Listening to Nan Ma and the black cat chattering about the names and plots of the cartoon characters that he didn't understand at all, Qu Nan breathed a long sigh of relief, the black cat had passed the level.
Below, it's the little one. Of course, there is also his father-in-law Xia Zhongyuan.
Oh, there are still two flower demons, but Qu Nan believes that since the black cat can be recognized by Nan Ma by relying on comics, there will be no problems with the two flower demons of Korean drama fans.
He went to the kitchen to boil water, took out the tea leaves that the wind gave him when he was in the mountains, made a pot of tea for Nanma, handed it to Nanma's hand, and flatteringly helped Nanma pinch her shoulder.
"What the hell is going on?" Nan Ma's voice was faint, but Qu Nan's heart skipped a beat when she heard it: The main topic is finally here!
"Mom'......"
"Don't call me Mom! I'm not old yet! You say, what's going on? How did you learn Taoism? Where did you learn it? ”
There is no way, Qu Nan only wants to protect himself now, so he has to sell his grandfather: "I helped my grandfather bring a message, but I didn't expect to go there and be possessed by a magic eye......"
Qu Nan told Nan Ma what had happened, and he didn't even dare to hide the origin of his teacher.
Nan Ma listened to the whole story expressionlessly, and her expression was always faint. Qu Nan, who is most familiar with his mother, knows that this is the most dangerous expression of his mother.
He said: "Don't blame grandpa, he didn't expect that the magic eye would choose me, and ......" Qu Nan paused for a moment before saying: "My master is also strong, and my master is very good to me." ”
Nan Ma sighed, her white fingers gently stroked the smooth fur of the black cat, and there was endless melancholy in her tone: "It's not this." I just want my son to live a normal life, and I don't want you to deal with demons and monsters all day long. However, after all, people are not as good as heaven! ”
She shook her head, cheered up, reached out and pulled Qu Nan's hair away, looking at the scar on the top of his head: "So, this time your injury is not an ordinary injury?" ”
Qu Nan hurriedly patted his mother's ass: "Mom's Mingjian! It's a bunch of vampires who don't know what's going on, they always come to L City to stir up trouble, I've spoiled them a few times, the two sides have a little bit of a skirmish, each has a small injury, and they don't take advantage of it. ”
Qu Nan didn't dare to tell Nan Ma about the vampire coveting his spiritual eyes, if Nan Ma knew about it, there was a chance that eight times out of ten. Jiuhui forced him to leave L City and go home.
Just kidding, Qu Nan didn't want to leave L City, where there were little ones, fat monkeys, and the job of a reporter he loved.
Nan Ma thought thoughtfully: "Since you have already embarked on this road, I will not stop you." It's also good for young people to experience more wind and rain, so it's good for you to be safe. ”
Qu Nan breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that he had passed the level of private Taoism.
"But," Nan Ma said, "I'd like to see these vampires." A bunch of crooked nuts, just uncivilized foreign barbarians, dare to come to the territory of our Chinese Great Celestial Empire to spread wild, is it really that I have no one in Great China? ”
Her hand swept over the small wooden hairpin between her black hair, intentionally or unintentionally.
Qu Nan shuddered, secretly recited a few words of self-help for the vampires in his heart, and put this matter aside.
Seeing that it was dinner time, the two went downstairs to eat something outside, and when they came back, Qu Nan wrote, and Nan Ma opened her laptop to shop Taobao.
Because the house Qu Nan rented was relatively small, with only one bedroom and one living room, when it was time to rest at night, Nan's mother lived in the bedroom as a matter of course, Qu Nan casually hugged the bed quilt and slept on the sofa in the living room.
The black cat slept on the armrest of the sofa, its fluffy black tail drooped down and landed on Qu Nan's pillow, Qu Nan was so tired that he was so tired that he didn't even change his clothes, and he slept without knowing what to do with his head on the pillow.
In his sleep, Qu Nan's mobile phone next to his pillow suddenly rang, and he picked up the phone in a daze: "Hey? ”
The phone was called by Xiaoxiao, and her voice on the other end of the phone choked up, and she said loudly: "Brother Nan, something happened to Dad!" ”
"How?" Qu Nan immediately thought of those vampires, could it be that they couldn't bargain on themselves, so they went to Xiaoxiao, trying to threaten themselves with Xiaoxiao?
"Dad was controlled by that piece of jade, and he was shouting to commit suicide!"