Chapter 26: The Charm of the Tricycle

Seeing that it was almost noon, Old Man Li asked Lu Wang to go to his house for lunch, Lu Wang refused, saying that there was still something to do, and he could go to dinner, so Old Man Li was happily ready to go back, but there were too many things he wanted to take away! One box is delicious, one box is Pepsi, one box is Sprite, instant noodles ,......

"Du San, you hire a car for me outside......" Li Zekai shouted to Du San next to him, Du San promised to go out just now, Lu Wang's eyes rolled, and he immediately stopped Du San and said to Old Man Li: "Brother, I'll give you a ride!" ”

"Huh? Then you can't play with it", Li Zekai said,

"It's okay, I have a car", he turned around and walked to the main room in the back, and when he walked to the door, he opened all the doors, Li Zekai and Du San frowned and stood outside the door not knowing what Lu Wang was going to do!

Buzz, buzz...... There was a sudden sound of distance in the room, and the frightened Li Zekai and Du San staggered back a few steps, and the two couldn't help but reach out to help each other and looked at the door in horror, not knowing what was going on inside!

Buzz Buzz ...... With a snort, I suddenly saw Lu Wang riding a tricycle out of the house, and then drifted in front of the two of them with a sharp brake!

"Oh my god, what the hell!" Li Zekai and Du Sanyi lay on the ground in fright, and then hurriedly crawled back, shouting: "Monster, monster!" ”

"Haha, brother, brother, hey, brother, don't run, brother, this is not a monster, it's a car, it's a car!" Lu Wang shouted loudly while chasing the fat man Li who was crawling out of the courtyard on the ground!

"Ah, the car? And what kind of car? Li Zekai was supported by Lu Wang and trembled!

"It's called a three-donkey cart! Do you see, he has three wheels, it is iron, you can call it three jumpers, you can call it an iron donkey, run fast and steady, the key is that you never know that you are tired, as long as you feed him, you can run for twelve hours a day! Lu Wang supported Li Zekai, who was trembling with one hand, and walked into the tricycle to start the introduction!

"It's so powerful, what does he eat?" Li Zekai reached out and touched it, feeling not so scared, quite honest, and didn't move!

"He eats oil, not grass, and the oil needs to be specially refined!" Lu Wang saw that Li Zekai was starting to be interested, so he began to start the sales model

"Oil? Eating oil will cause diarrhea, so wouldn't it be more disgusting than those horse-drawn carts and ox carts that run all the way! Li Zekai frowned!

"Oh no, no, no, he doesn't poop, do you see this long tube is his rectum, he only pulls cigarettes, and it's very thin and almost invisible! The only downside is that he buzzes when he runs! "Louvon felt like he was cheating on a kid in a kindergarten for candy!

"It's amazing! I've never seen it before! Li Zekai was no longer afraid, but climbed into the driver's seat and tinkered!

"Hehe, don't say you haven't seen it, the emperor of Beijing City hasn't seen it, this family spent countless efforts to make it, the family saw that I was busy running business outside, so I was allowed to drive one with the consent of the family elders! Oh, that one rode out! ”

"This is coming! I'm going to ask for this! I want as much as I want! Seeing Lu Wang driving a tricycle in the yard and circling in circles, Li Zekai waved his fists and couldn't help shouting anymore!

"Master Li, this is really not for sale, and it is sold, you can't afford it! Expensive! Lu Wang said that he turned off the engine and got out of the car, and asked Du San and others to move Old Man Li's belongings to the car!

"Can't afford it? Is there something that I Li Zekai can't afford? How much do you offer? Li Zekai is not convinced!

"Hehe, you're just out of it, and I won't sell it!" Lou Wan smiled!

"Let's talk about whether to sell or not, you say a price first, I'll listen, I don't believe in evil, I can't afford it, hum!" Li Zekai may feel that his self-esteem has been hurt!

"At least two thousand taels of silver! At least for the price! Lu Wang said and handed the stunned Li Zekai a cigarette, but Li Zekai didn't answer, "Two thousand taels of silver!" Are you sure? ”

Lu Wan smiled and nodded! "Yes, two thousand taels of silver!"

"It's only two thousand taels of silver, and you think I can't afford it? If you don't sell it for 5,000 taels, you have to sell it if you don't sell it, Lu Wang, I've bought these three donkey carts! ”

The cigarette in Luwan's mouth fell, and now it was his turn to be dumbfounded.

In the end, no matter how much old man Li grinded and coerced and lured, Lu Wang did not agree to sell it to him, claiming that he was going to transport goods in this car but he could usually lend it to old man Li to play, and promised to sell it to him as soon as there was excess in the family! This finally eased Old Man Li's mood!

Today's weather is very good, although the sun is scorching, but Lao Zekai doesn't feel hot, because his mind is not in it at all, where is it? In the car, Lu Wang was driving in front, and Old Man Li was sitting on the goods in the car, holding a cigarette in his hand, looking at the curious people everywhere he passed with a high-spirited look, "What do you see, rare and strange dirt buns, do you know what this is?" Three donkeys, three jumpers, a bunch of mud-legged people say you don't understand ...... either"

Lu Wang finally ate lunch at Li Zekai's house, because Old Man Li didn't let him go, and took everyone around the tricycle to keep around, and even couldn't help but run over and touch it several times during the meal, and even drove out by himself to walk around, so that Lu Wang stopped and told him that this thing was the same as taming a horse, and he had to tame him before he could ride, otherwise he would kick and hurt people!

Of course, Lu Wang's dinner was not in vain, Li Zekai's eldest wife and three concubines gave him a facial cleanser, and told them that there would be a special session for women at the luxury jewelry conference, and asked them to contact some rich women's circle of friends to make an advertisement!

After lunch, Lu Wang wanted to go back, but Old Man Li wanted to follow him back, saying that he wanted to learn to drive three donkeys, no matter what Lu Wang said, he stuck to it, like a child holding his father's thigh and begging to buy candy, which made Lu Wang completely speechless, so he had to agree!

"This is the accelerator, this is the switch, this is the gear ......, at the beginning you have to release it gently, and the one next to it is the brake ......." In the large courtyard, Lu Wang had a cigarette in his mouth and stood next to the tricycle to explain in detail, and of course there were five serious elementary school students listening to the lecture in front of him!

An hour later, seeing that several people knew all kinds of parts well, Lu Wang finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Come, who is willing to be the first to try it in actual combat now, it is not enough to have a theory, you can drive away, remember not to look down at the road, who will come first!" ”

"I, I, I", "GET OUT OF THE WAY, I'LL COME FIRST", ALL FIVE PEOPLE WANTED TO COME, BUT LI ZEKAI DIRECTLY SQUEEZED THE FOUR OPPONENTS ASIDE, HE WAS THE MASTER, NONE OF THESE FOUR DARED TO OFFEND HIM, SO HE BECAME THE FIRST DRIVER OF A TRICYCLE IN THE MING DYNASTY.

"Look ahead, look ahead, you are a biao, let you look at the road, brakes, brakes, my ** dead fat man, Lao Tzu's new car......" looked at Li Zekai who hit the flower bed and couldn't help but scold.

"Oh yes, that's it, hey, isn't that okay!" After half an hour, the car was hit three times, and Lu Wang's countless scoldings made it easy for Li Fatzi to play with the tricycle now, but once he learned it, he was even more reluctant to come down, and he didn't let Du San and them go to practice.

"How old are you three?" , Lu Wang looked at the three boys found by Du San and asked

"I'm 15", 15" and "16" The three boys were a little nervous, Lu Wang took out a cigarette and gave each of them a cigarette, "Don't be afraid, I don't eat people, I will work hard with this in the future, I can't treat you badly, by the way, is there anyone else in the family?" ”

"No, they are all orphans", Du San next to him said stubbornly, and the three of them also nodded gently

"Oh, orphans, they're all famous, aren't they?" Lu Wan helped the three of them light cigarettes, where did this kid try this thing, and one choked and coughed.

"Dizzy, what's the name of this, dogs and cats, your name is Zhang Long, your name is Zhao Hu, your name is Dynasty, I'm damn, one less Mahan! Zhan guard, oh no, then Du San turned around and is looking for a horse for me", Lu Wang immediately became excited after listening to this kid introduce himself.

"Okay, Brother Lu, I'll find it for you! There are more people at the city gate, you have as many people as you want", Du San said and was about to leave, but was immediately stopped by Lu Wang, "Let's go together, recruit a few more people, and a few fewer people will starve!" ”

"Brother Li, Fat Li, Master Li, Uncle, Li Zekai, can you stop for a while when you are paralyzed, Lao Tzu was stunned by your quarrel, aren't you fainting!" Lu Wang couldn't help but scold at Li Zekai, who was still spinning in circles in the yard!

"Hehe, don't get dizzy at all, brother, these three donkeys are too obedient, too comfortable, I must get one, you must get one for me, I can ......buy it as much as I want" Li Zekai wiped the sweat on his head, started the car again to continue, and was rushed up by Lu Wang and pulled out the key, "Brother, you go home and rest, don't be too nervous at such an age, what, didn't I give you a moment of golden gun, hurry home and prepare for a few hundred rounds tonight, I have to have something to do, I want to go out of the city to do errands, you go back first, Why don't I drive you home? ”

"I don't want to go back, I don't want to go back, it's still dark and early, what are you going to do out of the city, go, you come up and I'll give you a car, come and give me that" said and went to pull the key in Lu Wang's hand

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