Chapter 303: What the hell is a self-funded male god? [3 more]

"This color ...... Dead pigs! Sun Linglong almost said that she had lost her mouth, but fortunately she changed quickly, she slapped Wang Ge's ass casually, and said angrily: "Let him drink less and drink less, like a stubborn cow, he can't pull it!" ”

After saying that, Sun Linglong didn't get the expected response, which made her a little strange, and when she turned her head, she saw Ling Yun'er and Wang Fei's two pairs of big eyes staring at the hand she had just slapped Wang Ge's buttocks, and then at Wang Ge's buttocks, and then at Sun Linglong's hands.

Sun Linglong suddenly blushed to the root of her ears, although she was very enthusiastic and took the initiative to confess to Wang Ge, it didn't mean that she was a casual girl. She hurriedly explained to herself with a red face: "No, I just did it...... My unintentional ......"

Ling Yun'er and Wang Fei's eyes did not change because of her explanation, but they became more determined.

Sun Linglong was speechless and burst into tears, but there were other people who were more sad than her.

Wang Ge shed tears on her shoulder: I'm just pretending to be drunk!

Think about it, in this kind of tear-jerking occasion of a casual meal, everyone drinks for a while, exposes each other's shortcomings for a while, and sings military songs for a while, and the scene is not drunk!

Wang Ge has the highest life level and the highest spiritual realm here, and the normal situation is that "everyone is drunk and I am sober".

But the problem is that everyone is drunk, and if you are not drunk alone, it is easy to suspect - you are not sincere to us, are you?

Wang Ge dared to guarantee that he was absolutely sincere, he was not drunk just because his strength far exceeded that of everyone present.

But to tell the truth, it's actually more hurtful, right?

There was no way, he could only pretend to be drunk.

So all the male animals were drunk, and the bed bugs and foreskins, the two of them with the lowest life level, took turns to vomit three or five times, in this case, Wang Ge could only be "drunk".

Wang Ge originally thought that when everyone left, he would "regain his senses".

But he didn't expect that he already had the acting skills of "actor", not only from the livestock of the third class, but also from all the girls.

How could Wang Fei and Sun Linglong rest assured that Wang Ge would be relieved?

So there was such a scene, Ling Yun'er pushed Wang Fei's wheelchair. Sun Linglong picked up Wang Ge and left.

When Sun Linglong was carrying him on his shoulders and his butt was facing forward, Wang Ge really wanted to die on Sun Linglong's buttocks!

It's not that he's obscene in his heart, this is really the most cute sin created by the height difference.

Sun Linglong is 160 centimeters tall, but Wang Ge is 188 centimeters. Sun Linglong carried Wang Ge on her shoulders. Wang Ge's body was still very long when folded in half, causing his face to be facing other people's buttocks.

Poor Wang Ge didn't dare to have a stiffness on his body, this tension must have been discovered by Sun Linglong, and in desperation, he could only maintain a physical state that conformed to physics, and it was inevitable to hit Sun Linglong's buttocks......

It's quite resilient. Wang Ge, whose head was bounced up, was very melancholy.

But the most melancholy thing is that he was still spanked!

And I was spanked by a girl!

A young girl who pursues him!

Still in front of his sister and classmates......

Wang Ge instantly had a feeling that he was about to collapse, but he had already pretended to be now, and he was about to arrive at Ma Fanghua's villa area, if he was exposed at this time, wouldn't it be a failure?

Damn, bear with it......

Wang Ge gritted his teeth and promised that his tears would not fall.

Finally, the sound of opening the door sounded, followed by the bright lights, and Wang Ge breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it arrived, and I finally got through it.

"Apollo, send my brother to his room!" Wang Fei gave orders to the robot manservant, and Wang Ge was overjoyed in his heart, and he was finally about to get out of the sea of suffering.

But when a strong big hand lifted him off Sun Linglong's shoulder as if he was carrying a noodle pocket, and then threw it on his shoulder with a "snap", Wang Ge almost vomited all the overnight meal.

Oh my god! This robot valet doesn't consider other people's feelings at all.,This hand is strong.。 And that shoulder is really panicked!

Wang Ge instantly missed Sun Linglong's fragrant shoulders - it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality!

After the machine manservant Apollo cold-blooded and ruthlessly carried Wang Ge to the room and threw him on the bed, Wang Ge turned over and turned face up: I hate Apollo! I hate naΓ―ve male gods!

"Squeak" the door opened. Wang Ge quickly closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be dead.

"Really, I know that the robot manservant is unreliable!" Sun Linglong's voice sounded, she walked to Wang Ge's side, and then there was no movement.

What's going on? What did she want? Wang Ge felt a strong urge to defecate, although he was only half drunk. But it's right that so much fluid is accumulated in the body, he hasn't released it yet, and now he is suffocating uncomfortably, but unfortunately Sun Linglong came before he had time to go to the toilet.

Let's go, Grandma, I'm going to pee...... Tears rained down in Lao Wang's heart.

Sun Linglong was doing a fierce psychological struggle at this time, she looked outside with a red face, and saw that there was no movement, so she finally made up her mind and stretched out her trembling little hand to help Wang Ge take off her shoes.

took off her shoes and socks, Sun Linglong said twice: "I still pay for the male god!" It turns out that the feet stink so much! ”

Wang Ge was speechless, stinky men, how can men have feet that don't stink? What's more, their martial arts majors exercise so much every day, don't look at today's holiday and departure day, the old prostitute also practiced them hard early in the morning, and organized a "40-kilometer cross-country" as a farewell activity.

Running down forty kilometers and not smelling feet is called hell!

Wait a minute!

What the hell is a self-funded male god?

Wang Ge quickly figured it out, self-funded must be because he is a self-funded student, and the male god must be literal.

I didn't expect the boys to secretly choose the goddess, and the girls to secretly choose the male gods!

Self-funded male god, it's quite emotional!

Wang Gezheng was secretly proud, and suddenly felt a pair of soft, cold little hands on his chest, gently unbuttoning him.

I guess it's just a matter of taking off my coat...... Wang Ge comforted himself, when he took off his coat and only left **, where the cold little hand touched, a ** ripple stirred on his skin.

But what made him depressed was that those cold little hands, after hesitating for a while, actually began to take off his pants again.

No way...... Lao Wang's heart was about to jump out of his throat, wondering, why was he still a little excited while resisting?

The pants were quickly taken off, and under the cover of the last line of defense, Fat Cijun, the little king next door was furious!

Can't blame me...... Lao Wang blushed, this is holding his urine!

But then there was silence, Wang Ge knew that Sun Linglong was there, but he didn't know what he was doing, and the feeling of no movement made Lao Wang's heart very bottomless.

Just when Wang Ge's heart was about to jump out, a cold finger suddenly tapped lightly on the highest fulcrum of the small tent.

Wang Ge couldn't help but shudder, this is really too abusive for an innocent man!

"Yikes!" Sun Linglong snorted.

The fingers retreated as soon as he touched it, and the quilt fell from the sky like a big net, enveloping Wang Ge, and with a "bang", the hurried and panicked footsteps gradually disappeared and disappeared outside the door.

Don't play with fire like this!

I almost peed!

Suddenly lifting the quilt, the tearless old Wang jumped out of bed and rushed to the bathroom - fortunately, the bedroom was fully equipped, he quickly solved his physiological problems, and then returned to bed with lightning speed, pretending to snore from sleep.

The sound of a wheelchair tire crushing the ground came immediately, and Ling Yun'er chuckled, "Feifei, are you still not at ease?" ”

"Yes, my brother is not used to sleeping in too many clothes, so when he sleeps in the middle of the night, he always turns over and can't sleep well." Wang Fei explained as a matter of course, as if Ling Yun'er had expressed some suspicions, and Wang Fei continued:

"My family is poor, when we used to be in our hometown at the Shancheng base, there was only one bed in the house, and in order to take care of me, my brother slept with me.

"Actually, although our lives are better now, I still miss that little house and that little wooden bed. Now the distance between my brother and me seems to have widened all of a sudden, not to mention sleeping together, it's hard to even want to see each other......"

Wang Ge couldn't help but tremble when he heard this, in order to become stronger, he rarely met Wang Fei because of the restrictions of the rules of Starry Sky University. Although he could escape at night, he couldn't come to see Wang Fei at night, right? You must know that Ma Fanghua is a teacher in the school!

I really snubbed my sister......

However, this is the pain of parting that must be experienced.

Mom and Dad are still alive, and now that we endure more parting, we can make Mom and Dad suffer less - not to mention, who knows what kind of misery Mom and Dad live in?

Wang Ge felt a familiar little hand gently lift the quilt, and he knew that it was Wang Fei.

"I didn't expect Sister Linglong to be very good at taking care of people." Wang Fei said in surprise, and Ling Yun'er was also surprised: "I didn't expect it either." ”

I didn't expect it either...... Wang Ge responded silently.

"Okay, now that Wang Ge has been arranged, let's go back and rest." Ling Yun'er said, pushed Wang Fei's wheelchair, and the two went out together, and the door was closed from the outside.

Wang Ge breathed a sigh of relief, but his heart was sullen: I'm sorry, Feifei, when I have enough strength to rescue my parents from home, then our family of four will never be separated again......

The drunkenness was a little high, and Wang Ge never stopped drinking from beginning to end, although he was not unconscious, but he was also a little drunk.

Wang Ge closed his eyes and prepared to sleep, but when he was half asleep, he suddenly heard the sound of the door lock.

Who?

Wang Ge became nervous, his eyes narrowed to the door, the door was pushed open, and a petite figure crept in.

Through the faint light of the street lamp outside the window, Wang Ge saw the silhouette in the dark, a pair of heavy white rabbits jumping happily, and suddenly let Wang Ge know who was coming.

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