Then came the second farce caused by Chen Zaihai, the last one that made Talia almost eat a gun. And this one seems to have a stronger comedic effect.

I wonder if this kid has a heart? In the words of the juniors now, Chen Zaihai seems to like to die to Talia.

As I said before, the play is an extremely failure for a stage play. It's chaotic, disorderly, unorganized, and laughable. When I acted with Lin Yiru afterwards, she always said that I had too much useless nonsense and actions, and sometimes she could even make some situations that she couldn't understand. I think since then I have been imperceptibly influenced by Chen Zaihai.

But I will never admit that I am the same kind as him! This guy's thinking circuit is impossible to imitate, it's a miracle made by God with a shake of his hand. Genius, ghost, in short, this guy must not be called a genius. His unique skill is to unconsciously put everyone in a dangerous situation, and then consciously use his ingenuity to rescue everyone.

This is a very contradictory and helpless situation, on the one hand, we cannot blame him for causing us to go into danger, and on the other hand, we must be grateful to Dade for his desperate behavior to save us. It's very angry but helpless

Of course, none of this has much to do with this farce, everything is my feelings.

In a sense, Chen Zaihai did put me in danger this time, but in the end he gave up the way to save me. This guy ran away, and shamefully used me as a shield.

So Hand is definitely not a person who likes nonsense, and there is an essential difference between him and Chen Zaihai in this regard. I have never understood why Lin Yiru kept thinking that I was talking too much nonsense after that?

Leave this aside for now, there is still a lot to describe in this farce, the main culprit is undoubtedly Chen Zaihai, of course I am an accomplice, although I am very unwilling. That's right, I didn't resist the temptation to become an accomplice of this guy.

And that's how the whole thing unfolded

"Chen Zaihai! You want to die! Give us something to eat! Realizing that there was something in the direction that Chen Zaihai was pointing, Talia was furious, and she scolded Chen Jaehai while picking out her throat.

To be honest, when I knew what I was eating, I didn't know how to react. The first reaction is to be in a daze, the real body of such delicious things is those ground lice women who have several feet, both disgusting and disgusting? The next second, I became like Talia, trying my best to spit out what I had just eaten.

The rest of the engineers were obviously not looking good, but they eventually came down and didn't take any action. Have you done something similar before? How can you still be so calm?

"Are you so? That thing is high in protein, so it's delicious, huh? Chen Zaihai was puzzled.

"I remember, when you were in college, you ate a whole snake without refusing at all! Can you eat anything as long as you live? Taria, who kept retching, wiped the corners of her mouth and glared at Chen Zaihai viciously, "Why don't you get eaten by snakes!" ”

"I wanted to do that, but I blew it up, I"

I immediately rushed over and covered this guy's foul mouth. "Do you still want to provoke Talia! What I have done has at least given me a realization! I said to Chen Zaihai in a voice that Talia couldn't hear: "Look at Taria's expression for yourself, especially that look!" If you want to live, apologize to me right away! ”

Chen Zaihai, who finally realized that he was in danger, took action immediately, "I'm sorry! I didn't think about it that much, please forgive me, next time I don't dare! Chen Zaihai, whose face was full of horror, bowed deeply to Talia for nearly 100 degrees.

What's the matter with your strange mobility? How does it feel like you're using it very skillfully? And when did you become so flexible?

Talia didn't seem to have the strength to pursue it any further, and stopped after saying a few words to Chen Zaihai. I think so, we were all tired of throwing up, especially her, and she vomited as she spoke

"By the way, Talia, you said you found a hot spring?" Seeing that the situation stabilized, I immediately tried to change the topic, and if it continued, Chen Zaihai's life would be in danger.

Slightly rejuvenated, Talia looked up at me, "That's right, over there. There are two in total, and both are at the right temperature. Just now I was thinking that I could finally take a good bath, but before I finished speaking, I noticed that Taria's eyes gradually looked at Chen Zaihai.

I immediately shuddered, "Really! If you really have yours, you can find it. Okay, now that we're all full, let's go take a good bath and rest. ”

Really, how can you bring the topic back at this time! Well, it seems to be going well, and Talia didn't go any further, but to my surprise, it seemed that she heard the word "full", and Talia almost threw it up again.

I'm sorry, Talia I didn't mean to

Eventually, though, Talia got up and prepared to take us to the hot springs she had discovered. It was indeed not far from where we had gathered, and it was dodging one or two jets of steam from the ground, and two hot springs not far from each other came into view.

Both hot springs are surrounded by layers of volcanic rock, one large and the other smaller. From time to time, hot steam gushes out from the ground nearby, and here I completely believe what Lin Yiru said to me on the ground, there is indeed a volcanic area under this area.

"This is it, both of these hot springs have temperatures between 40 and 50 degrees, which is perfect for people to use. Be careful, though, the larger ones are deep in some places. You'd better not just run over there. "Talia said." But I really found it, so I'm looking forward to it. "Well, I may not be conscious, but even the tone of the voice just now has changed a little.

At this time, she seems to have become full of energy again, and her expectations are written in the connection, how much do you want to run to the hot springs?

The atmosphere suddenly became very mild, and the grief caused by the loss of Nie Chuanhui before seemed to be fake.

"That's it! You stinky men find a place to rest. I'm going to enjoy it and finally get a real shower. Talia rightfully said.

"Wait! What do you mean, Talia? Do you want to use it alone in such a big place? Chen immediately raised objections.

"Of course! Is it possible for me to wash with you? Talia replied.

I said, "I think what Chen Zaihai means is that Talia you can use that small one, and we can use that big one." ”

"Why can't I trust your character?" Talia looked at us with contempt as she clasped her hands tightly to her chest.

"Look at what you said, how could we do such a thing." Chen Zaihai said righteously.

"Do you think you haven't done it? When I was in college, who was caught in our dorm room? This time, Taria's voice became extremely cold, and her eyes felt like she was looking at garbage

Well, it seems to be true, Chen Zaihai has nothing to say, and his face is very bad. Hey, you kid didn't really forget about such a big thing, did you?

"Anyway, for you alone, let's wait for a group of people, is it appropriate? And if something happens, we won't be able to save you. "Chen Zaihai is still dying.

I mean, you're just trying to peep, right?

"I'd rather die in an accident than be saved by a group of naked men!" Talia said angrily, "Forget it, if you really want to wash up sooner, you can use the bigger hot spring, but if anyone dares to sneak over," Talia stared at us viciously, then pulled the safety of the gun and loaded it in front of us.

After saying this, Talia hurried to the smaller hot spring, it seemed that she really wanted to soak in the hot spring

Watching Taria's figure gradually disappear behind the volcanic rock, Chen Zaihai said, "Okay, let's go take a bath too." It's true that after so many days, my body stinks. ”

Huh? How did you say such a serious thing?

With a shocked face, I took off my clothes with Chen Zaihai and walked into the larger hot spring. Chen Zaihai sent the engineers to the other end of the hot spring.

So this guy is still playing some kind of idea, right?

Not to mention the rest, I've never been to a hot spring until now. Slowly soak your whole body in the hot spring and feel the warmth that sinks into your body and mind. I felt my consciousness drift away, the mineral-rich hot springs moistening every pore on my body and washing away the dirt from my body. The steam in front of me is like a dream.

The body and mind were completely relaxed, and all the fatigue that had been in place for many days was driven out of the body. All that's left is warmth, comfort, and a deep sense of liberation

"Old Su, old Su! What do you do with a look of enjoyment? I've been calling you for a long time. Chen Zaihai's voice came from beside him.

In the darkness, I was really startled by the sound that was close at hand, and there was a splash of water in the panic

"Chen Zaihai! What do you do suddenly! Scared the hell out of me. When I confirmed that it was him, I gasped with palpitations.

Now it seems that this guy's physique is really good, he is not fat but very strong. The muscles of his whole body make his whole body angular and angular. Sure enough, what I touched in the chaos just now was! I don't want to go down anymore

"Old Su, let's go peep together." Chen Zaihai himself didn't care.

it straight

"Refuse." I replied coldly.

"Don't do that, think about it. That's Talya, a blonde beauty from the Soviet Union. That figure, that breast, old Su, let me tell you," Chen Zaihai, who still didn't give up, continued to chew the root of his tongue with me.

Then five minutes passed

"Holy shit! Is everything you say true? I shook Chen Zaihai's shoulders excitedly, and the water splashed for a while.

"Of course, you're my best brother. How could I lie to you! "At that time, I didn't realize that Chen Zaihai's eyes at this time were exactly the same as those of the current illegal pyramid schemers

I've just been thinking that if there was that kind of picture, it would be worth it if I was actually being chased by Talia with a gun. After all, I'm also a man, and I haven't touched any woman in 27 years, so the temptation of this kind of thing is too great for me!

"How? Do you want to do it? Chen Zaihai asked.

"!"

After that, we two idiots put on an unbelievable farce together.

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