Chapter 41: Culture Cats
The black cat pondered: "Or is it a walking corpse?" It glanced at Qu Nan, who was dazed, and patiently gave him a literacy: "That means that this woman is already dead, and I don't know what controls the corpse, and it is only the corpse that buys breakfast and receives the courier?" But that doesn't explain why it's still alive in the morning and rotting into a puddle of mud at noon. ”
Qu Nan became excited: "Could it be that Xiangxi drove the corpse?" ”
The black cat glanced at him and turned his head disdainfully: "Being with you all the time almost lowers the cat master's IQ." Have you ever seen a corpse that drives a corpse to buy early and sign a courier order? Is it to make the Underworld Coin or to make the RM Coins? ”
Qu Nan was stopped by it, and repeated stupidly: "Yes, is it to make Stygian Coins or RM Coins?" No, I'll have to go find the seller and ask! ”
At this moment, Qu Nan thought of many folklore, the ghost used the dark coin to buy something, and the next morning, the shopkeeper found out that last night's money was the dark coin.
He even remembered that there was a method circulating in ancient times, if it was at night, when there was no way to distinguish between the dark coins and the real silver, one way was to put the money in the basin, and the silver ingots with the same appearance would fall, and the dark coins that had been used by the demons would float on the water.
Qu Nan shouted: "There is! He hurried to the computer and knocked down the title of the new manuscript: "Buy the dark coin early, ghost hand sign express"
Qu Nan was typing in front of the computer, but the black cat didn't even drink the beer, and hung his head and said to himself: "It seems that I made a mistake in judgment." So what exactly is it? What demon can control a corpse, or make it rot so quickly? ”
The black cat sat high on the dining table and made a thinking shape, looking high-end and atmospheric. Qu Nan leaned against the bedroom door with interest and asked, "Why are you following me?" With your ability, it's not a problem to support yourself, don't tell me it's for beer, I don't believe it. ”
“…… It's not for the sake of drinking beer, the cat hasn't been addicted to that yet, because," the black cat thoughtfully accentuated his tone: "You're a good person!" ”
"Pounce!" Qu Nan just drank a mouthful of hot tea in his mouth and squirted out, he put down the teacup and put his hand like he was crazy with chicken feet: "Black robe, I didn't offend you, what kind of good person card did you send me, it's too embarrassing." It's the first time in my life that I've received a Good Guy card, and the issuer is still a cat. ”
Black Cat Masse: "What's the shame?" ”
Qu Nan was stunned for a moment, yes, what's so embarrassing about being a good person? He reacted immediately and told the black cat: "In today's society, good people mean people who are incompetent. He suddenly felt a little frustrated: "Well, in fact, you're right, I'm really a person who has no ability." ”
The black cat seemed to despise him very much, and said seriously: "Don't be arrogant, (Qu Nan: "Even the self-indulgence has come out, are you really a cat?") If you're not a good person, how can I follow you with a dead face? How can Grandma feel at ease to hand me over to you? Also, why do you think I'm following Grandma? ”
Qu Nan didn't have the consciousness of a good person at all, he said with a smile: "Because Grandma Liu is also a good person!" ”
As soon as the words came out, he suddenly thought of a lot.
Tian Hua's voice: "If Mrs. Liu is a bad person, then there will be no good people in the world!" ”
Mrs. Liu's voice: "I dare to say that I have never done anything bad in my life!" ”
Mrs. Liu's ceremony was simple but a grand funeral. She has no children behind her, but there are hundreds of people who wear linen and filial piety for her. When the villagers who had received her favor heard the bad news, they came from ten miles and eight towns to attend her funeral, and when she was buried, the cry shook the sky and scattered the clouds in the sky.
There is one more important thing. Qu Nan thought, did Hongyun let go of the black cat, was he and the fat monkey squeezed by his words, or was he impressed by Mrs. Liu's awe-inspiring righteousness?
I'm afraid this question will never be answered.
The black cat looked at him with burning eyes: "Understood? ”
"Got a fart!" Qu Nan glared at it angrily: "Even if I am a good person, what does it have to do with you?" ”
"Of course it matters," the black cat said vigorously, "Haven't you heard of the red who is close to Zhu and the black who is close to ink?" ”
Qu Nan stretched out his hand to cover his forehead: "It's here again, can you not drop your schoolbag?" You make me feel inferior like this, don't you know? Who are the two of us? ”
"Less, the cat is not a cultural person, the cat is a cultural cat! You must know that when I was born, Emperor Shunzhi had not yet entered the customs, and Emperor Chongzhen had not yet hanged himself. I've lived for almost 400 years, and I have a lot more cat experience than you! ”
"Are you still going to say that you've eaten more salt than I've walked?"
The black cat was disdainful: "Because you are still a reporter, it should be said that I have eaten more salt than you have eaten, and I have walked more bridges than you have walked." ”
Qu Nan was speechless, he was completely defeated by this cultural cat: "Okay, to get to the point, why do you have to follow me?" ”
"For non-human cultivators like me, the path of cultivation is much more difficult than that of you humans, but with a strong and kind person like you, the righteous qi in your body can eliminate the anger in my body and make my cultivation path smoother."
The corners of the black cat's mouth curved up slightly, no matter how you look at it, there is an underwhelming expression: "No matter what, I will follow you Uncle Qu Nan, no matter how far you go, I will follow you with a dead face." Ah, Brother Nan, I love you! ”
The last sound of Brother Nan, I love you, the black cat shouted angrily, Qu Nan heard that his breath went wrong and he was almost suffocated. He coughed for a long time before he gasped: "Okay, Cat Ancestor, now I don't have a girlfriend, you can make this kind of joke, when I have a girlfriend, you must not be ...... like this"
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"The new female secretary is in good shape!" The purchaser Xiao Zhang looked at the beautiful female secretary with a good eye and whispered to the colleague next to him.
"Shhhh Colleague Xiao Ning glared at Xiao Zhang, but his small eyes behind the lenses were also staring at the female secretary's concave back.
Li Jian leaned back in the wide leather swivel chair, turning from side to side gracefully, in a very happy mood.
The peace charm of Yeonseongsa Temple really works!
Or is that feeling really psychological? After Master Jingyuan's discernment, Li Jian was sure that there was nothing evil on him.
In short, Li Jian has been much more relaxed in the past few days. The eyes that peep at him are gone, the feeling of being behind him is gone, and the shadow brought to him by Guo Xiaomei's death is gradually dissipating.
The company's business is booming, the new female secretary is in excellent shape, and her face is also very charming, Li Jian feels that his heart has entered spring again.
As for his wife Lin Jiali and daughter Li Ruiyi at home, this month's living expenses seem to have been handed over to Lin Jiali's account, Li Jian felt that his obligations had been completed, and he quickly left them behind.
The beautiful female secretary walked in with her ass twisted.
She wore a pink low-cut thin sweater, the fabric was extremely soft, the short and thin black skirt tightly wrapped around the fat buttocks, in the cold weather, she only wore a thin stocking on her legs, the stockings were almost completely transparent, and the high heels walked around, and the two thighs were pink and seductive.
"This little ** wears so little, purely deliberately to seduce me!" Li Jian scolded secretly in his heart, but it was undeniable that he personally enjoyed this kind of seduction.
He secretly calculated in his heart that Guo Xiaomei had been dead for more than 20 days, and he should find someone to replace her, this female secretary is a good candidate, look at this waist, this ass, they all conform to his own aesthetics, and most importantly, this woman seems to belong to the type that is easy to use.
Li Jian didn't plan to spend too much time chasing women.
"Mr. Li, are you looking for me?"
Li Jian put away his reverie and nodded solemnly: "It's a bit of a thing." But I'm a little thirsty, Xiaojin, you can make me a cup of coffee first. ”
The coffee is in the lowest drawer in the corner cabinet.
The female secretary's name is Jin Meimei, and she bends her thin waist, pouts her fat buttocks, and pulls open the drawer, and finds the coffee in the corner of the drawer.
Li Jian tilted his head sideways behind her, leaned forward as much as he could, staring at the red lace panties exposed from the inside of the short skirt.
It seems that she likes to wear red panties, Li Jian secretly thought in his heart, usually women who wear red panties are easier to use.
Except, of course, every ninth or natal year.