Chapter 31: Sister, I'm Sorry

"I'm sorry sister, you really scared me outside the door," Shi Yu hurriedly got up, pulled Diao Chan up, and helped pat the soil on his body, "You must have been in a hurry when you came to me so early, right?" Someone from above is coming to arrest us again? Scold! ”

"However, it didn't ......" Diao Chan looked at Shi Yu Although he hit someone, the shy red on his face faded too quickly, and the kind of lust on his face that flashed for a moment and a little bad smile angered her, she felt that the little guy was difficult to be tamed, but how high is the Diao Chan Fairy Index? How could she give in?

Anger flashed on her pretty face, but she smiled dignified and generous first: "Oh, my sister is just not far from here, and I stopped by to see if you were used to moving here just now, who knew that you would knock people down again...... You say, "What are you thinking?" Truthfully invited, hum! ”

"I ...... Isn't it a misunderstanding? ”

"No, you did it on purpose."

"Okay, I was wrong, big sister......"

"Who is the eldest sister? Am I that old? ”

"That sister!"

"How can you not be big or small? What the hell should I call it? ”

"Say it! I'll listen to you all about what it's called! ”

"Why are you so unassertive?"

"I ...... Diao Chan sister ...... Spare me! Anyway, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, okay? ”

"The attitude of admitting mistakes is quite correct. Sweep me clean. ”

"Good!"

Shi Yu really has no words, the girl is coquettish with you, why do you have to use reason to justify? Can you insist on saying, "I pounced on you because you were scared, and you are not guilty of you, and I blame you for everything"? No.

But Shi Yu's psychological age maturity is far above this Diao Chan. Besides, after Shi Yutian's eyes opened, the eyes of wisdom have been opened, of course, he can grasp a direction in the confusion of love, and he can pull a straw when his heart is turbulent, and this is enough!

But looking at Diao Chan, the angel face, the bright teeth and red lips, the bright eyes, and the cute appearance of Gu Pansheng, it is not tempting to say that it is not tempting at all, it is fake.

However, this flower is not so easy to fold into her hands, Shi Yu measured in his heart, it is said that Diao Chan's mana level is only a little below the strong, as long as she is really unhappy, she can turn the opposite stone into air with a thunderbolt, it is just a blink of an eye, obliteration!

Although the flowers are beautiful, there is a way to fold the flowers. I can't fold the flowers, so let's see if it's always okay, right?

He was thinking wildly, and Diao Chan shouted again:

"Won't you let me in your house for a while?"

It turned out that Diao Chan saw Shi Yu's eyes and began to float again, she intentionally or unintentionally pulled a piece of clothing on her chest inside, this is not good, and the content is exposed!

"Oooh! Please come in, but don't dislike me for being too messy here. Shi Yu felt that his face was even redder than just now.

Shi Yu suddenly came back to her senses again, what was she doing in the morning? She definitely meant it! Well, you've got a point!

"How so? Ah......h

Diao Chan didn't wait for Shi Yurang to break into his residence directly. Yes, this is arranged by Diao Chan, and it is already the best place to live in Fengting, but Diao Chan looked around, and said with an extremely exaggerated expression:

"Hey, I said Expert Shi Yu, you're too dirty, messy, and bad here, okay? It's dirty! It's messy! It stinks! Why didn't I put you in so dirty and smelly before I arranged for you to come in, and why did it smell so bad as soon as you came in? ”

"Sister, is what you said so exaggerated? Where's the smell? It was the first time that Shi Yu was said to be dirty for no reason, and he was a super particular person, he was busy arguing, "Is it as unbearable as you said here?" I'm usually a particular person, but besides, I just moved here, okay? So there are some ...... Well, messy! ”

"You're a very wrong word!" Diao Chan pursed his lips and said with a grin, "It's a little messy, and you're a pig's nest!" ”

"Ah," Shi Yu also saw that Diao Chan had nothing to say, "Sister, you are so good at complimenting, in my sister's eyes, do I really have the cuteness of a little PIG?" All right! You're right. I agree with you. ”

"Hah! The face of the plane repair expert is so thick, no wonder countless immortals are helpless against your defense, it turns out that the secret is here! My sister has learned! ”

Diao Chan gave up.

"Sister, you...... Come to me early in the morning," Shi Yu reluctantly continued to talk to Diao Chan, "Could it be that you are going to come and make my bed?" The joke is cloudy: 'If you sleep in the same tent with your amorous lady, how can you be willing to let you fold the quilt and make the bed'...... Wha! Your brother, my happiness is going to burst this morning! ”

"You!" Diao Chan was choked by Shi Yu, and he couldn't speak, so he had to stare at it.

She originally wanted to tease Shi Yu, the little brother, and didn't want to be teased, how could she take this word further, she really seemed too active to lose her weight!

There is always an offensive and defensive relationship between men and women. Either offensive or defensive.

"How is it-" Shi Yu arched his hand in a long voice of singing Peking Opera, and waited for Diao Chan to throw him into his arms with a graceful body!

"Humph! "Teasing me," he said to himself, "I don't have a great talent for eloquence in this regard, but I'm not too embarrassed, okay?" 80 points, and you are rich! ”

He feels pretty good about himself!

"Brother!" Diao Chan's heart moved a few times, just now she had a feeling of being moved in an instant, but men and women have made a move, how can they easily admit defeat? After the red on her face passed, her innocent big eyes turned, and instead showed a weird, black-bellied smile, "Sister actually doesn't particularly like your literary style, sister actually prefers more violence, if you want to come, let's come to those super refreshing 'pop papa' or something?" ”

β€œTHEN,WHATISTHAT?” Shi Yu thought that his ears had heard it wrong, but his heart suddenly jumped a few times for no reason, "Could it be that Sister Diao Chan is also a person of temperament, looking at her mature style, what can't happen?" Now that we are alone and widowed, we are in the same room, one is dry firewood and the other is fire, so there is really no need to play any literary and artistic style......"

"Forget it, it's useless to think more. If you go out, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get the tiger! ”

After thinking about it for a long time, Shi Yu made up his mind to fight, and with a lustful expression on his face, he knew that the more exaggerated and obscene he was at this time, the lower the degree of humiliation after being rejected:

"Bang or something...... Shi Yu gritted his teeth for the last time, and blurted out the words of the hole cards, "In fact, it is also between men and women that you and I are willing to attract each other, this is understandable, and the common sense of heaven and earth is also!" Since my sister likes Xiaoke and wants to snap, how can I live up to my sister's good intentions? All right! I'm going to close the door first! ”

"Really?" Diao Chan had a wicked smile on his face.

"Ah......" One of Shi Yu's eyes in the middle faintly had the urge to open, could it be that the intuition that felt like a fox showing its teeth just now was fake?

However, before Shi Yu could react, she saw a strange magic seal on Diao Chan's hands, and in less than half a second, Shi Yu saw a blue spark jump out from between her fingers!

"Not good!" Shi Yu knew the plan, and hurriedly waved his hand, "I don't want it, I don't want anything!" ”

"No need, the snap I gave you is this-z! Smack! ”

Diao Chan responded to Shi Yu with action, and what he waved out in annoyance and anger was an arc of light lightning, which hit Shi Yu's left face, and Shi Yu was shocked and twitched!

"Ahh Shi Yu let out the most miserable scream ever! He feels ten times more than ordinary people! If someone else hurts a little, he can faint in pain!

"Haha!" Diao Chan smiled back and forth, and the flowers bloomed, "Little brother, how does it feel to be electrocuted?" Did you hear a snap? Ha ha! You didn't think of it, did you? If you don't have enough power, I can pressurize you! ”

"Hmm......" Shi Yu was fine, but he really wanted to cry without tears about the result, "Sister, you...... What are you going to do!! If you don't want to, don't seduce me in a bad way with ambiguous words first! ”

"If you don't have a bad heart, why are you going to be electrocuted?"

"Okay, sister, I'm going to change my clothes and go to school! Alas, it seems that I should have looked at the yellow calendar before I went out today! ”

"I haven't gotten down to business yet!" Diao Chan swaggered, pulled a small stool and sat there, shook his hand and said, "Serve a cup of tea, that's how you entertain guests?" ”

"Good! I'll serve it! Shi Yu was demoralized and went to serve tea and pour water, while Diao Chan was eating and laughing in the back.

"It's like hospitality! Ah, it's so hot tea, you help me blow it cold, I want to drink it! ”

"Phew......" Shi Yu asked while blowing hot water with a bitter face, "Sister, what are you doing here?" ”

"Well, it's pretty much the same, people are here to tell you a good news, let me tell you, this is great news, listen up, Huang Dashuai has won a place for you!"

"What's the entry spot?"

"Heavenly Demon Tournament! It is said that this well-known tournament is held once every hundred years, and the winner will receive a secret pass from the Heavenly Demon Divine Pool! ”

"You're fooling me, I didn't know there was this! What's so great about that final reward, you say? ”

"It can allow everyone in your team to avoid the torture of hard cultivation and be directly promoted to the ranks of the strong!"

"Direct promotion? Is this the only chance? ”

"That's right, and that secret order, it will be the only way to crack the secret of opening the god list."