Eh, how can I subconsciously untie my belt, this is not the right way to cool down, okay?

Did your hands not listen to your brain's instructions and start acting on your own? Stop, my soul is faint!

"What about the Diamond Sutra, how to pronounce the Diamond Sutra...... Ah, I think about it, which excavator technology is stronger, I go, and even my mouth is starting to disobey the call! ”

At this moment, sharing a room with the little senior sister who was sleeping peacefully, to be honest, Xiao Yu's chest was blazing.

Although he knew that if he stretched out his hand to the little senior sister in a daze, he would be the scum of the scum, but like Megumi Yanagishita, he didn't sit still, but he also lacked that kind of concentration.

(Yanagi Megumi is not messy because she sent a woman to her boss, in order to win a promotion and make a fortune, she has nothing to do with a righteous gentleman.) ）

Just when Xiao Yu was about to slide into the abyss of sin, the slogan of Huashan disciples practicing martial arts suddenly sounded outside.

"Whew...... Ha! ”

The sound of long and rhythmic breathing and breathing woke Xiao Yu up from his entanglement.

On the dresser next to the bed, the candle light had long been extinguished, but with the help of the morning light shining in from the window, Xiao Yu could still see that the little senior sister was sleeping soundly.

The soft morning sun was imprinted on the little sister's bare jade arm outside the futon, and there was really a kind of delicacy and whiteness like a jade man.

Perhaps Xiao Yu's gaze was too hot, and the little senior sister in her sleep seemed to be a little aware of it, muttered a few times as if dissatisfied, and then turned her back.

"No, we have to shift our attention as soon as possible......"

In order to find an outlet for the demons, Xiao Yu thought about it and bought a cat's ear headdress from the system.

Putting the cat ears on the top of the little sister's head, Xiao Yu stood next to him with great satisfaction and admired it for a while.

This kind of maliciously selling cute headdress, the little sister who is very conservative on weekdays will not wear it anyway.

After a while, Xiao Yu had a whim, took one of the little sister's hands, and asked her to make the cat's paw gesture of the beckoning cat in her sleep......

The little senior sister who was involuntarily dressed as a cat, showed a slightly distressed expression on her face, but she didn't wake up immediately, just like a kitten kneading by her owner, pouting her mouth slightly.

……

In the evening, the girls' dormitory.

The long-legged girl was listening to a song, and her roommate and best friend came over with big eyes:

"Little meow, what are we going to have for supper at night?"

"You know how to eat, aren't you afraid of getting fat?"

"Don't be afraid, anyway, if you want to grow on your chest."

"Ahhh

After a few sentences, the cute girl asked curiously:

"Little meow, what do you say the anchor brother is doing? Why didn't you start the live broadcast all day? ”

"How do I know?"

"Aren't you a friend of the streamer? Last time, the anchor sent you a snake. ”

"Lin Yuxi! You say it again! Besides, Ben Meow broke off with you! ”

"Woo, don't dare, don't pinch it, it's going to be pinched."

“……”

At this time, the computer screen suddenly shook, and the live broadcast screen jumped. Many veteran divers immediately refreshed their spirits and began to call for friends.

"Cat Immortal: It's time for the live broadcast, come and watch!"

"Stormhunter: Huh? What about the contrast that is said to be cute, and what about Lori? Why don't you push it down! ”

"Lonely and proud: What kind of hero is it to push down girls, I said that after the miracle is completed, I am ready to break into the zoo at night, and push the ...... in pieces"

"Damn, it's dirty! I can't bear to look at it. ”

"The taste upstairs is really strong, I'm taking it down."

Xiao Yu smiled and adjusted the live broadcast camera, and the cattle suddenly became noisy.

"Eh, this is...... Little sister? ”

"It's not a little sister...... Who else could it be? ”

"Are you back in Huashan again? Anchor, I'm still begging for a life at two points and one line, is it really good for you to dress around like this? ”

"It's over, the anchor is going to turn on the dog abuse mode again."

"It's actually a cat's ear headdress, ahhh

"It's everyone's responsibility to protect the little sister!"

"Upstairs, it's rough upstairs, just you weak scum, the dead house who doesn't even have a combat power of 5 should shut up, okay? What's the matter with you 'mouth-strong kings'? Hurry up and die! ”

"It's like you have 5 combat power......

"Hehe, according to the latest martial arts combat effectiveness test standards, Zhan Wu is really not a scumbag, I suspect that many dead houses don't even have 0.5."

"No, no, no, there must have been 5 points, which is the standard of normal human beings. However, some people have taken too much of it, so that their combat effectiveness has plummeted...... You can't blame Mom and Dad for this! ”

"A little masturbation, a middle masturbation, and a strong masturbation are gone."

"That is, paper is wasted, paper production requires cutting down trees, cutting down trees will cause soil erosion and make the land barren, and the land will be barren and the land will be barren, and the famine will make the people miserable, and the people will not be able to make a living, and the people will be poor enough to make a living, and the people will be war...... For the sake of world peace, please take care of your hands and crotch, and work together to protect our earth! ”

"Hey, your building is out of the galaxy, okay?"

"I'm an alien, what do you mean your building is crooked to us? Are you lonely and bored, and you want to have a Star Wars? ”

“……”

Well, all of the above is normal. Occasionally, a comment or two of ghost animals popped up, and Xiao Yu didn't bother to care. It's just that the private messages sent by some friends can't be tolerated!

"Queen Cloud: Hey, the anchor, you are smiling so well......"

Ghost animal wool, I'm obviously sunny and handsome, okay! How the hell did you see my ghost!

Sister Mao's message was also sent quickly, "Anchor, don't do too much, be careful that Sister sends you a firewood knife." ”

That's why I lost so much that I would do ghost things in front of millions of friends! Also, Sister Cat is obviously a very cute soft girl, don't carry a firewood knife all day long!

"Eternal belly black: meow meow meow meow~~"

Don't think that I can't understand the cat language and can tease me unscrupulously, you cat spy will be caught and raised one day!

And don't maliciously sell cute, I don't have fish biscuits to feed you, only a bucket of instant noodles, do you want it!

"Xiao Linzi, what are you doing standing there?"

The little sister didn't sleep too deeply, maybe because of the biological clock, she quickly woke up leisurely.

"Awake?" Xiao Yu asked.

"Hmm." The little senior sister flickered her eyelashes, she was obviously still a little confused when she just woke up, and her big eyes involuntarily followed Xiao Yu.

Then Xiao Yu suddenly discovered a serious problem.

Your sister, I forgot to take off my little sister's cat ear headdress.

I had too much fun playing the prank just now, and I was distracted by the complaints in the live broadcast room, and I forgot the cat ears on my little sister's head.

It's all because the cat's ears are black like the little sister's hair, so that it was a big mistake to be negligent for a while.

There are still some confused little sisters who have not found the existence of cat ear headdresses for the time being, but this is only a matter of time, and after a while, the little sister will find out that she has been put on cat ears, how to explain it.

The little senior sister calmed down slightly, sat up from the bed, and looked at Xiao Yu:

"Anyway, you're not allowed to disappear at every turn in the future, do you hear?"

Ah, although the tone is serious and the expression is serious, but the cat ear hair ornament on the head to say these words, it is not convincing, and I can't help but make people laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Little Sister Cat Ears blinked, "I'll talk to you, don't think that a hippie smile can fool things over." ”

Suddenly turned her neck and looked at the little senior sister with a questioning gaze, the fluffy cat ears on her head swayed gently one after the other because of inertia. She pursed her mouth slightly, and said coquettishly:

"I have been away for so long, and I haven't even written a letter...... Senior sister, I'm still angry, the consequences are very serious! ”