Chapter 84: A Thief with a Clever Tongue

Looking at the shattered mirror fragments all over the ground, Miao Suihua and I were dumbfounded. First, the picture that appeared in the mirror just now is a bit unbelievable. The second is that now the mirror is broken, and Miao Suihua and I can't see what is next, and what will I give to Hu Meiniang?

"Table pot! I see this mirror as it is now, it's not as good as our ......."

"No! How can today's mirrors have such an effect of reflecting the deeds of living beings? Besides, don't you think the picture in the mirror just now is incredible? ”

"Huh? What's a strange drop! Isn't it just a stinky man holding a cat? I didn't think anything special. ”

What the? This sister paper is not moved by the scene in the mirror? …… Could it be that Miao Suihua has long known about the past, so she is not surprised!

I looked at her blankly, and Miao Suihua also noticed that there were some loopholes in her words, so she immediately changed her tone and said, "It's actually quite weird!" You say, how can the man in the mirror look so similar to you? And the cat in his arms, there is still blood dripping from its paws! ”

The god horse looks like me, that's me! Besides, that cat, isn't that what you are?

I suddenly realized that the seedlings were getting more and more weird. It's like two people I've ever known! Ever since she suddenly disappeared from the hospital, and then her lair suddenly collapsed into the gates of hell. After she came back, I felt more and more strange, especially when she often spoke with loopholes, which really made me wonder if she was still the original Miao Suihua?

Miao Suihua didn't even blink her eyelids when she stared at me, and said a little nervously: "Table pot!" Are you swollen? Why are you looking at people like this? Strange people are afraid to drop! Still is...... Do you want to be inside? People can't anymore! ”

"You...... Who the hell is it? Don't talk nonsense with me! Although you look and behave the same as the previous Miaosuike, I don't think you are the Miaosui I know. Who are you? What do you want to do when you approach me? How are Miao Suihua now? Where did you hide her? ”

I finally couldn't help it, and I said all the questions in my mind. Looking at this beautiful and lovely "Miao Sui Hua" in front of me, I really can't think of any way to make one person have the personality of two people at the same time. Although the kitten is quite similar to before, what she has done and said lately is too suspicious. Although Miao Suihua was quite weird before, it didn't make me feel as strange to her as she is now?

Miao Suihua saw that I suddenly asked coldly, and suddenly cried, and covered her face and rushed out of the door.

I looked at her back and suddenly found that this sister paper had no shadow! Don't...... Miao Suihua is dead! I've been staring at a ghost for the past few days? It doesn't make sense!

No way! I've got to figure it out, or I'm sorry for the cute kitten. If the kitten does become a ghost, I really can't accept it.

So I hurriedly chased out the door and followed Miao Suihua from a distance. This sister paper actually led me to Hu Meiniang's hospital! What kind of medicine is she selling in this gourd?

Pushing open the door of Hu Meiniang's office, I saw Miao Suihua hugging her sister's thigh and crying! Oh! How? Do you want the wicked to sue first?

"Sister! Brother Feng is so bad, bullying others! Not only did he say something inconsequential, but he also yelled at people so scary! He also smashed your mirror! I tried to persuade him to come and apologize to you, and he was going to beat me. Look at it, other people's arms have been pinched purple by him. ”

Miao Suihua cried and chirped to report my crime to Hu Meiniang, and when I opened the door and heard her say this, I smiled peacefully.

"Haha! You've finally revealed your fox tail! How do you know that my sister gave me the mirror? I don't remember telling you that, eh! And it was my sister who asked me to test you with a mirror, and you even took the initiative to come to my sister to make a small report, your wishful thinking was crooked! So, you're not a spike flower. Go ahead! Who are you? ”

Without waiting for Hu Meiniang to speak, I completely exposed this thief in cat skin. I think Hu Meiniang must be able to hear the loopholes in her words, when I came, I told Hu Meiniang everything in advance!

Hu Meiniang's reaction was greatly beyond my expectations, she looked at me in surprise and asked, "Fengzi! Is the mirror really broken? ”

I was suddenly stunned by her words, "Uh...... This one...... It's really broken! ”

"Shenma? Do you know what it is? ”

"Uh...... Didn't you say that? Evil mirror! I didn't expect the mirror to break, it was so sudden! I was looking in the mirror with this thief pretending to be Miao Suihua, and before I could finish reading it, the mirror suddenly shattered by itself! It's not like this thief said, I broke it! ”

"Hmm...... Fengzi! The mirror of evil is a holy thing in hell, how can it be said that it is broken? You also said that the mirror broke itself, how can I believe it? At the beginning, my master couldn't even break this evil mirror! ”

"Huh? …… I'm telling the truth! Sister! It's true! Miao Suihua looked in the mirror, but the mirror did not react at all. I suspect it's out of power! I was about to take a look, but I found that I appeared in the mirror with Miao Suihua, and I saw some unbelievable scenes, but the mirror broke before I finished looking at it. ……”

I was about to talk more about the mirror when Hu Meiniang interrupted me.

"Don't say it! I don't believe the mirror will break on its own, and I've tried it, but it won't break at all. I think you're going to break it! You are already full of unsolved mysteries, not only can I not calculate my fate, but even your skills have never been studied and understood. So what you say, how can I believe it? ”

Hu Meiniang was a little excited, and the more she talked, the more angry she became. I suddenly felt like I was going to thunder!

Finally, Hu Meiniang burst out with a thunderclap. "You're a fucking bastard! How to break the mirror, although the kitten is not in tune, but she has no ability to break the mirror at all. Now that she has come to report the crime, how can I not believe it? ”

"Sister! I'm talking about ......"

"Sister! Fengzi is crazy! He had never been cold to me before, but today he suddenly wants to be with me. I said I was not feeling well, and he was going to pounce on me! You have to call the shots for others! ”

Miao Suihua saw that Hu Meiniang's anger was finally burning, and it was very suitable to add oil and vinegar to fan the flames. Although I've always thought I'm stupid, I listen to Miao Suihua's words like nonsense! Hu Meiniang won't believe it, right?

Hu Meiniang's eyes began to redden, and it was estimated that she heard that the evil mirror passed down by the master was broken and was hit. So it's a little out of control right now, and I can understand that. But Hu Meiniang is an old fox that should be more than a thousand years old, so the IQ is not so low, right? Believe the words of this thief, I think a three-year-old child can hear the loopholes!

"Fengzi, come here." Hu Meiniang waved her hand at me, as if she wanted to whisper something to me.

I leaned over and then I didn't hear anything! It was like a fire in my ears, and the fire alarm bell kept ringing.

Nima! Sister! You've slapped you hard, haven't you? Eh! I'm dizzy......

Seeing Miao Suihua laughing, I couldn't hear anything, and when my body tilted to the side, I didn't know anything.

Confused, my ears began to hear sounds. A woman, and a man!

The two of them were talking, and gradually, I heard that there was Hu Meiniang and Xiao Tianming. How did this goddamn leper dog come about?

I continued to pretend to be dead, but my ears listened to every word they said.

"Old fox, have you finally decided? This kid, you are willing to give it? ”

"What is there to be reluctant to, he broke the only thought left by my master, I can't wait to crush him to ashes!"

It sounds like Xiao Fat Man asked Hu Meiniang, what is this dead fat man going to do to me when he comes?

"Old fox, what about this kitten? Is she really weird? I can feel that there is a sinister aura on her, as if someone is manipulating this little monster! ”

"Well, indeed, it's good that you knocked her out from behind. Otherwise, I don't even know what to do! ”

Well? Miao Suihua was also knocked out like me? No way! Just now, I sang and harmonized with Hu Meiniang, which was quite tacit?

"Old fox, then...... What are we going to eat next? ”

I feel that Xiao Fat's saliva is dripping when he speaks, when will this leper dog start to taste good? What are they going to eat?

I was guessing blindly, and suddenly I was kicked, and I was on the ground, and then I heard Hu Meiniang give way.

"What are you kicking him for?"

"What? Distressed? We're going to eat this kid anyway, don't you regret it? ”

Oh...... It turned out that the two of them were planning to eat me...... That's not right! You're going to eat me!

I was about to jump up and fight with these two monsters, but suddenly I heard Hu Meiniang say, "You know a fart!" This kid has to be complete to be effective, and if you break it, I won't spare you! ”

Then I felt Hu Meiniang leaning down and squatting in front of me, and she gently touched me with her soft fingers.

Suddenly felt that there was an extra paper ball in the palm of his hand, and then his body was turned over by Hu Meiniang.

Hu Meiniang then checked my back, and even her buttocks and thighs were carefully examined. I opened my eyes quickly and decisively, and it felt like I was facing away from the two of them. Then I quickly opened the paper ball in my hand, only to see that it was written, "Both of them are strange, listen to my orders, and act when the opportunity arises." ”

My drop sister! You are really my sister! Don't say anything, I will absolutely obey your sister's command, and promise that you will not order me to move.

Hu Meiniang stood up, I hurriedly threw the paper ball into my mouth, closed my eyes, and continued to pretend to be dead.

Xiao Fat Man said impatiently: "What a grind! Let's talk about how we divide it up first, you mean to keep this kid to yourself. So what do I do? I was almost burned to ashes by this kid, so I should have taken the lion's head, right? ”

Oh! It seems that Xiao Fatzi did appear for a purpose! In order to deceive my trust, you are willing to endure the taste of being burned by the fire, you thief! You've gone to great lengths for me, huh?

However, what is the matter with the seedlings and spikes? Doesn't it sound like you're in the same league as Fat Xiao? However, why do you think that her purpose is similar to that of Fat Xiao?

"Old fox, I heard rumors when I came. Messengers were sent up below, and it seems that those guys are in a bit of a hurry! Unexpectedly, he broke the seal and opened the gate of hell, this kitten is also very strange, he has lived on the gate of hell for so many years, do you think this kitten will have anything to do with the below? ”

Xiao Fatzi does not seem to be in the same group as Miao Suihua, and he is very suspicious of Miao Suihua when he listens to his meaning! What is the origin and identity of this kitten?

Hu Meiniang sighed and said, "Yes! I've been investigating the origin and background of this kitten, but I only know that she belongs to the nine-tailed cat clan, and I can't find anything else. But where she can live at the gates of hell must have something to do with the following, and we have to think about it in the long run! ”

"Hmm. Yes, yes! So let's clean up this kid! How do you like to eat? Braised or steamed? ”

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