Chapter 192: I Can't Afford to Smash It
Although my family is poor, there are still two guest rooms, at night, I sleep in my room, Mo Ming and Meng Han sleep in one room, Xiao Wu is alone in one room.
I lay down and fell asleep, and I didn't care how long it would take for Ai Yibi to get the little ghost, because I felt his cultivation when I was outside just now, and his cultivation was too weak, and the little ghost I got would be destroyed by any of the three of Xiao Wu without me making a move.
Sure enough, about ten minutes after I fell asleep, I heard a subtle sound of a silenced pistol coming from Xiao Wu's room, presumably Xiao Wu used that high-tech pistol to kill the imp who had been pretending to be forced by Ai Yibi.
It seemed that I had returned to my long-lost home, and I slept very soundly that night, and my mother woke me up the next morning.
I took out my phone and saw that it was already ten o'clock in the morning, and I couldn't help but shake my head, how long has it been since I had such a good night's sleep?
Then it was natural to have breakfast, and after breakfast, I pulled Xiao Wu and the three out.
"Xiao Wu, did you kill a little ghost last night?" I said with a smile at Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu didn't look much surprised at me knowing that she killed a little ghost last night, if I couldn't do this, I wouldn't be their boss, so she just smiled slightly, with a look of disdain on her face, "Yes, it's probably the Taoist priest yesterday, but his Taoism is really bad, and the strength of sending a little ghost is so poor, I killed him with one shot." ”
I smiled at her words and said to the three of them, "Let's go, I'll take you to our village for a walk, and let you city dwellers experience rural life." ”
Then, I took my three younger brothers out of the house and began to walk around the village.
Our village is a small village chief with a small population, about four or five hundred households, but this is different from Cowherd Village, most of the young and middle-aged people in Cowherd Village have gone out to work, but we are all honest farming, and there are very few young and middle-aged people who go out to work.
It's the busy farming season, so you can see busy people almost everywhere in the village, but today is different from yesterday.
Yesterday those people saw me as if they were seeing a plague god, and today they saw me one by one, and they came up to greet me without waiting for me to come up and say hello.
"Oh, isn't this Xiao Yi? You're all back, how is it at school? ”
Another middle-aged woman walked up to us and laughed.
"Haha, fat aunt, it's been a long time, it's not bad at school."
I took the three of them and continued to wander around the village.
"Boss, the people here are quite enthusiastic, and the people are full of simplicity." Xiao Wu smiled.
"Huh."
I smiled undeniably and didn't answer, simple? Rustic fart! Didn't you see that yesterday they avoided me like a plague god, and today they are so enthusiastic not because Lao Tzu cleaned up the village chief and wanted to come up and hug his thighs.
Slowly, we came to the door of Lai's house, that is, the door of Lai's house, Lai's brother Lai Jianning has not been buried, the coffin is still parked in the courtyard, her family is guarding the side, seeing us passing by, there is a look of resentment in his eyes, as for Laining I didn't see it, I must have gone to call someone, he has been in this village for so long, and I have been so miserable to clean up, naturally it is impossible to swallow this breath.
I chose to ignore the resentful look of the deceased's family, after all, people die greatly, and they have to leave with three people.
However, just as I was about to leave here, I felt a cold gaze coming out of the courtyard of Laining's house, staring straight at me in a cold sweat, what a cold look.
Xiao Wu and the three of them didn't seem to feel anything, and when they saw a cold sweat suddenly breaking out on my forehead, they asked in some surprise, "What's wrong with the boss?" Why did you suddenly break out in a cold sweat? ”
"It's okay, let's go, you just stay at home to protect my parents, I'll go to the county seat to pick up Xu Yue and buy a car by the way, otherwise, it won't be convenient to go anywhere."
I said casually, took a deep look at the coffin that was still parked in the courtyard, and turned to leave.
As for the fact that I am going to pick up Xu Yue, my parents are naturally full of promises, and they also want to see what their future daughter-in-law looks like.
So, at about four o'clock in the afternoon, I appeared at the county bus station, today I wore a vest, a pair of shorts, a pair of flip-flops underneath, and a cigarette in my mouth, looking like a live ** silk.
So much so that after standing here at the bus station for a long time, people pointed at me, as if I would do something hostage-taking, and I chose to ignore such looks.
In this world, people who generally despise themselves are despised by others because they are often despised by others, and the fact that these people despise me so much proves that they are often despised by others in their daily lives.
In this way, I leaned against the wall of the bus station and drooped my eyelids, waiting for Xu Yue's arrival.
About an hour later, a shadow appeared at the exit of the station, and it was Xu Yue.
I hurriedly ran over with my arms outstretched, "Honey, long time no see, don't miss me?" ”
I hugged Xu Yue into my arms and hugged it tightly, but Xu Yue was very puzzled by my words, "Poor mouth, I haven't seen you for two or three days, how long have you not seen you?" ”
When I heard her words, I remembered that although I hadn't seen her for a long time, she hadn't seen me for two or three days, so I quickly snorted, "Hehe, what's that, I haven't seen her for a day." What's more, I haven't seen each other for two or three days, isn't it a lot of autumn? ”
Xu Yue said that it was very useful for me to play casually, and immediately ignored the fact that there were many people in the station, and the red lips clicked on my face.
Suddenly, I felt that I was locked by countless powerful murderous aura, so I hurriedly fled with Xu Yue.
After I put Xu Yue's luggage and the gifts she bought into the space ring, I found that Xu Yue was wearing a white cute short-sleeved dress today, with a pink skirt underneath, the white thighs were exposed in the air, which was cute, and she was wearing a pair of white leather sandals on her feet, which looked like a princess in a fairy tale.
It's just that although the princess is good, sometimes it can bring war, for example, in front of me, Xu Yue is walking on the street holding my hand, and the men around me can see it with a few murderous eyes.
From their eyes, I saw a unified message, that is, how can this ** silk be soaked in such a beauty, this handsome guy is so handsome but can't be a beauty, God is unfair!
But for such a look, I can only say, what if the master is ** silk? Master is able to soak such a beauty!
Since I received Xu Yue, the rest of the time is naturally to buy a car according to the original plan, but in our small county, we can't buy any good cars, and the top day is a Volkswagen of more than 100,000 yuan, but if I buy it and drive it back, it will be the same price for my family and our village.
After more than ten minutes, Xu Yue and I appeared in our only 4S store here, which was a 4S store selling Volkswagen cars.
For my ** silk dress today, I have successfully suffered a lot of contempt.
Although Xu Yue's dress looks very beautiful, but with me like a ** silk, no matter how beautiful she is, in their opinion, it should be those bargains bought from Tiangu, plus Xu Yue's beauty, she also despises it.
The difference is that there are both men and women who despise me, but only women despise Xu Yue, or those men who see Xu Yue are **naked and undisguised**.
However, at this time, Xu Yue and I ignored these eyes, she held my hand, and we walked around this 4S store.
"Honey, what do you think of that car?"
I smiled and pointed to the white Volkswagen sedan in front of us, which looked all white and had good stripes on it, so it should drive well.
However, my idea was denied by Xu Yue, and she shook her head gently, "This car is not good-looking, the style is too old, and the chassis is not high enough, how to drive it in your village?" ”
Hearing this, I slapped my forehead, "I forgot about this stubble, if I buy this car home, maybe it will become sloppy halfway through." Let's take a look around and see what other cars are available. ”
Xu Yue nodded, and we were going to continue shopping, but at this time, a clerk in white clothes next to him muttered, "Soil buns, dead ** silk, if you can't afford it, you can clearly say that you can't afford it, and that the car style is old, is this the latest model this year?" ”
The clerk's voice is not big or small, but it just happened to reach my ears and Xu Yue's ears, I'm okay, I've been used to hearing this kind of talk since I was a child, but Xu Yue's character is there, she originally belonged to the eldest sister in school, and she had a hot temper, even if a boy was in school, he didn't dare to mess with her, and now he was told by the clerks of the two 4S stores, she naturally couldn't bear it.
I saw Xu Yue let go of the hand holding my arm, her face turned dark, and she stared at the clerk, "What did you say?" Say it again to Miss Ben! ”
The 4S clerk was stared at by Xu Yue so fiercely, and she became nervous for a while, but after seeing the funny eyes of the people around her, a confident look appeared on her face again, and said, "I said, soil buns are soil buns!" I can't afford to buy it and have to load it here, and I said that the style of this car is not good, but this car is the latest model this year! If you can't afford it, let's make it clear, why bother putting a big head of garlic there? You two dirt buns are not allowed to be said, are they? Huaxia is a country of free speech! The two of you are two turtles and two buns! ”
The clerk almost said the last sentence with a roar, I didn't have much anger, just looked at the clerk, his face was full of sympathy, because according to my expectations, as soon as the clerk's words came out, Xu Yue would definitely go on the spot and give the clerk a mouth, let her know why the flowers are so red!
But for some reason, Xu Yue didn't run as violent as I imagined, but smiled at the clerk, "Yes, yes, we turtles, can you tell me how much this car costs?" ”
Hearing Xu Yue's words, the clerk's face showed a proud look, and he said in a voice that was the richest in the world, "This car is a sky-high price!" Worth 100,000 yuan! Can you two afford to buy a bun? ”
Hearing this, Xu Yue's face showed a bright smile again, "Oh, 100,000, we really can't afford it." As he spoke, he turned to me and smiled, "Honey, we can't afford it, but we can smash it, right?" ”