After watching this film, Ai Jiaer rarely popped up a complaint that was appropriate for the situation, that is...... The domineering president fell in love with me.

Randomly find a popular romance novel from an online literature website, a domineering president or a domineering president, and changing the race of the ill-fated heroine is the emotional thread of this mermaid.

The president, who is worth hundreds of billions, fell in love with Silly Bai Tian at first sight for a day.

I have a lot of money, but I'm lonely because no one can understand me, no one knows the loneliness of invincibility.

Only you are different, you are the only person in this world who can understand me, you are not human, you are an angel.

Other women are Bichi who only value money, only you are different from them.

So, even if you are not a human but a fish, even if you like to eat a ten-dollar roadside stall, even if you have many strange relatives who want to kill me to vent their hatred, even if you are not helpful to my business...... I still like you, because you're who you are. It is unique and irreplaceable.

In the modern society where people are impetuous, it is really ridiculous and sad to see such a lame and direct movie that praises true love under the disparity of identity...... Well, if only this wasn't a doomed interracial relationship.

"Well, the game is 60 minutes long, and it doesn't seem to be a game that explores the puzzle-solving genre......" Qin Fen flipped through the book in his hand and thought silently.

The mild, slightly damp sea breeze swept through the pages, making a 'whooshing' sound.

It was noon, and not far away was a small fishing village, where the smoke had risen under the clear sky, and the sound of mothers calling for their children could be heard in the distance.

"It's noon, we should go back to eat, and then come back to fish after eating."

Several fishing enthusiasts sitting next to Qin Fen stood up one after another, stretched their waists, and walked towards the fishing village together.

When passing by Qin Fen's side, a middle-aged man with a big belly said kindly:

"Little brother, will we go to dinner together?"

Qin Fen smiled and said, "No, I'm still waiting for the fish to take the bait." ”

"Hey, ignore him," the companion next to him beckoned, "Recently, there have been more fools like this kind of buying books and thinking about getting to the sky in one step, but he doesn't want to think, has anyone caught a mermaid in the past few months?" ”

"Maybe that mermaid is dead somewhere in the ocean."

"That's it, young people, it's better to be down-to-earth, don't keep thinking about hitting the luck, the years are wasted......"

These people walked away together, sneering at Qin Fen, who fantasized about getting rich overnight.

"Well, hasn't anyone caught a mermaid in months?" Qin Fen thought about it and threw the book in his hand aside.

Obviously, this book is purely a work of following the trend, full of absurd clichés, but in fact, it is useless, so don't read it.

"However, from the perspective of the mission 'Capture the Mermaid and Obtain the Mermaid's Tears', the mermaid is bound to exist," Qin Fen held his chin in his right hand and pondered silently, "Combined with the time constraints, the mermaid must be in this sea area." ”

Every game has its own way of life, and there can be no 'death' ending. Otherwise, Qin Fen will be left in a fishing village in the South China Sea, and the mermaid of the mission target will be in a reef shoal in the Caribbean Sea...... Needless to say, proper game fails.

"If there is nothing wrong with the time and place, and the mermaid does exist, then it is the ...... that is wrong How to fish? ”

Qin Fen rubbed his eyebrows and continued to think along this line of thought.

"So...... What is the right way to fish? ”

Walking your dog at sea in a sonar boat? Not to mention that someone must have done this, and the remaining game time alone is not enough for him to squander.

Just as Qin Fen was thinking, a little girl about five or six years old suddenly ran over, carrying a small bamboo basket in her hand, her little face flushed.

"Uncle, uncle, do you want to buy a boxed lunch?" The little girl asked with a little curiosity, her big eyes blinking, and she asked crisply.

Qin Fen raised his head and glanced at the little girl, although the clothes on her body were clean, but traces of patches and stitches could be seen, obviously the family was not wealthy. In her bamboo basket, there are a few boxed lunches, although there are not many, but the weight is still not something that a little girl of this age can bear, so that a red mark is pressed on her little arm.

Qin Fen felt in his pocket, took out a hundred-yuan bill and some change, and then nodded and said, "...... Bring me a copy. ”

In all fairness, Qin Fen is not a loving and benevolent person, but in the face of such a harmless little girl, it is no problem to help her if he can. After all, compassion is shared by everyone.

"Uncle, I, I don't have that much change on me......" the little girl said crisply, with a little timidity and worry.

Qin Fen smiled: "It's okay, you can use your tip if you have more." ”

Hearing this, the little girl was shocked, bit her lip, and said with a pale face: "Little ...... Tip? Is it the kind my sister said, accompanies and accompanies other people to eat and sleep? ”

"yes, I'm sorry, I can't promise that! Otherwise, my mother will beat me to death! The little girl timidly took a few steps back and threw the money over, "Uncle, I don't want your money anymore, can you return the lunch box to me?" ”

Qin Fen: "......"

Your uncle, you are too precocious, child, and your sister who popularized and instilled such bad ideas in you, you should be pulled out and shot a hundred times, a hundred times!

"Don't worry, I'm not a bad person." Qin Fen looked at it with a humble eye, "Just think of it as the pocket money I gave you, now, I eat the lunch, you can take the money back, okay?" ”

"No, no!" The little girl clenched her fists and shook her head vigorously, "Mom said that you can't take advantage of strangers......"

"Eh, your mother is pretty reliable."

"My mother also said, 'If you take advantage of it, you will use your body to compensate for it, so that you can not owe each other'......"

“……”

I'll fuck you, your mother's bunker! As the saying goes, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, and now it seems that your mother is the most unreliable person in the family!

Inevitably, the little girl continued to grind, Qin Fen took the lunch box and took two bites at random: "Okay, I've eaten the rice, I can't return it, you can go back, right?" ”

"How—How can this be?" The little girl's mouth pursed, and she was about to cry aggrieved.

She blinked, and thought hard:

"In short, my mother said that you can't take advantage of others, or you ......"

Please don't say anything like compensating me with your body.,If I continue to say it, I'll be hacked to death with a firewood knife.,In the future, there will be a shameful epitaph engraved on the tombstone that can't be washed away - I was sentenced to death for molesting six-year-old Lori.,The crime is extremely heinous.,I hope future generations will take it as a warning!

"Why don't I help you fish?"

"Huh? Fishing? Qin Fen couldn't help but pause, he narrowed his eyes and said, "Do you know how to fish?" ”

"That's it!" The little girl puffed up her chest proudly, "When I was a child, my father taught me a lot of fishing skills......

The little girl's face darkened slightly, proving that something bad might have happened to her father, and her voice lowered.

Qin Fen hurriedly changed the topic and said:

"You know how to fish? So can mermaids be caught? Come on, try it. ”

"Mermaids? What's that? The little girl blinked and asked with a cute expression, "Is it the one in the movie that lures the sailors with their singing voices and then eats them?" ”

Seduce sailors with magical singing at sea? That's the Sirens! And the sailors have been adrift at sea for so long, how much do you understand them, I don't know if after staying in prison for a long time, the exquisite curves of plastic models will be hard when they come out!

"Oh, that's right." The little girl blinked her eyes and said, "Is it the kind of fish that cries when she sees the moon in my sister's Chinese textbook?" I heard from my sister that when their tears fall, they turn into pearls and can be sold for a lot of money......"

Cry your sister! You're actually talking about sharks, right? But sharks are usually ugly, the kind with green faces and fangs, and they can't tempt the domineering president anyway! And although the mermaid's tears can come in handy in the Western witchcraft world, the tears will not turn into pearls.

I want to find pearls to catch river mussels, bastard!

"This, almost......" Qin Fen replied helplessly.

The little girl nodded, took out a small tin box from her pocket, then pulled the fishing rod and began to fiddle skillfully.

"Wait, you're going to fish for mermaids with 'this'?" Qin Fen asked with open eyes.

"That's right." The little girl smiled sweetly, her big eyes narrowed into two curved crescents, "Dad said that you have to use earthworms for fishing." ”

“……”

Your uncle, your uncle, your uncle! Is it really good to fish for mermaids with earthworms? The bait is so low-level that it makes people cry!

Qin Fen waved his hand weakly: "Okay, you can do whatever you want~~"

The little girl was quite interested, so she removed the tuna sashimi, a top-quality cooking ingredient on the hook, replaced it with an earthworm, and then waved the fishing rod to start fishing.

"I always feel so unreliable......"

Qin Fen covered his forehead and sighed, but the sigh was not over, and suddenly there was a "jingling" bell sound from the top of the fishing rod, it turned out that there was a bell hanging at the top of the fishing rod, and when a fish dragged the fishing line, the bell would ring.

Qin Fen heard the bell ringing, his brows jumped, and the little girl had already shouted happily:

"Uncle, the mermaid you want is hooked!"

Qin Fen strode over, picked up the fishing rod, and pulled hard!

"Hey!" The strength on the fishing rod was unexpectedly great, and he couldn't take precautions, Qin Fen was taken two steps forward by the fishing rod, "It's still a big guy!" Is it really ......?"

Qin Fen quickly loosened the line of the fishing rod, allowing the creatures in the water to drag the line away, and from time to time tightening the line and relaxing the line...... When the underwater force slowed down a little, Qin Fen took the opportunity to hold the fishing rod with both hands and pull hard!

"Whoa! ~~" There was a sound of water, and a creature was thrown out of the water by Qin Fen.

"Huh!!" When Qin Fen saw the creature he had dragged out of the water, he couldn't help but show a shocked expression.