My name is Tian Buer, I am the cook of the Five Organs Temple, I studied under Zhao Haipeng, my uncle Zhao Haijuan, I heard others say, it is likely that there is a "master" named Zhao Qingshan. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

To be honest, the name "Five Organs Temple" is actually not very good, and I don't like it either. Because it is easy for others to misunderstand, misunderstand that we are demon monks who resell human organs, or do black-hearted trading.

But in fact, we are really just cooks, and we have a teacher, the cooks in the "Five Organs Temple".

Is it easy to be a cook? In good conscience, I used to feel easy, but now, I feel difficult, especially after meeting a "fox-faced ladyboy" named Lao Nineteen, I suddenly found ...... Is there a danger to life?!

The ladyboy with four eyebrows told me that on our way to Shirengu to find my master, we accidentally bumped into the "glutinous rice table", and then offended the demon beast "Huo Wei Lian", which everyone in the cooking industry avoids.

Legend has it that the thing led a group of wild cats to fight against the cooks in the temple.

If the cook offends this "God of Wealth", he can only commit suicide, or "stop the knife" for the rest of his life, otherwise he will take revenge on you for three generations, and you will have to break up your wife and your family.

Ay! It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a chef! The "white food Gu poison" that I was given by someone before has not been unraveled yet, and it flew into trouble again, provoking such a group of wild cats. Ya wants to take revenge on me for three generations, it's too nonsense!

But what happened next made me have to see the reality clearly.

Because of our hard fight with "Huowei Lian, Cat Man", my comrade-in-arms Wang roared in the body of the "food curse", and now he is unconscious, my friend Zhao Hong, Ah Si, and Hexian Hongye are all wearing red and hanging colors, and they are injured, several times, and almost lost their lives.

Along the way, before we arrived at our destination, Shirengu, the group had already lost their troops and collapsed.

Hey~ I am ashamed of my comrades-in-arms, ashamed of the old squad leader, and ashamed of the cultivation of the organization!

However, I don't believe in evil, because I was born in the military, and I believe in the power of man in my heart, and I believe that man will conquer heaven.

Moreover, I also have the old squad leader as a backer, he is the top "abbot" in the Five Organs Temple, cooking with a spoon, eating ghosts and drinking, and solving Gu spells, all of which are not a problem!

So I firmly thought that when I arrived at Shiren Gu Zhao's house and found him, everything would be fine!

However, when we really arrived at "Shirengu, Zhaojialou Village", I found out that things were ...... I'm afraid it's not that simple.

Because, when our pickup truck stopped on the street of this "Zhaojialou Village", everyone immediately found out...... This Zhaojialou seems to be a "ghost village"!

Along the way, I found that in this village, at this time, every house is locked, every household is closed, no matter how you shout to search, but there is no living person to see at all!

In the huge village, it was as if there were only four of us outsiders.

What's going on?

On the flat stone road, we were forced to stop our car and look at the lonely and silent streets of the village for a while, a little dazed and overwhelmed.

Zhao Hong looked at all this, and couldn't help scratching his head and asked me, "Why is there no one?" You can't mistake the address, can you? ”

I shook my head and said yes, this is Zhaojialou, if you don't believe it, you can navigate it on your mobile phone, although I haven't been here before, but before I came, I also did a lot of homework, and my old squad leader and master also carefully introduced me to his hometown.

I was afraid that they would not believe it, so I simply told everyone what I knew.

I heard the old squad leader say that Shirengu is just an ordinary Table Mountain, and around it, there are three villages, four depressions, and one building. And this "building" is the so-called Zhao family building.

In fact, there has been no "building" in Zhao's house for a long time, and some of them are only a small village with 100 households.

However, to turn the origin of this village, we have to start with the "Zhao Family Ancient Building" that has disappeared.

Legend has it that the founder of Zhao's house was a cook surnamed Zhao in the court of the Ming Dynasty, but it is unknown who that person is called.

Zhao Killing Chicken is the imperial chef of the "Guanglu Temple" in the palace, but his status is very low, so low that he can only kill chickens with a knife, so low that he has been a royal cook for more than ten years, and he has killed chickens for more than ten years, but he has never seen a eunuch or official in charge, let alone the emperor.

During this period, because Chef Zhao did one thing year after year...... "killing chickens", he was nicknamed "killing chickens" by others.

It wasn't until he was in his fifties that things suddenly changed.

Back then, the reigning emperor suddenly got a strange disease, woke up from time to time, suddenly sweated all over his face, and suddenly spouted nonsense, but the medicine and food were ineffective, and acupuncture was ineffective.

The emperor was seriously ill, but the "imperial doctors" and "medicine worshippers" of the Manchu Dynasty had nothing to do with the emperor's strange disease.

In desperation, the queen adopted the minister's suggestion and issued an edict all over the world. He paid a lot of money to hire a famous doctor to treat the emperor's illness, and promised a thousand gold, saying that as long as the emperor's strange disease was cured, he would be rewarded with a hundred hectares of fertile land and half a lifetime of glory.

But more than half a month after the imperial edict was announced, no doctor came to take over the consultation, let alone cure the emperor's illness.

Of course, there are many factors in this, the emperor's illness is one thing, and the risks that doctors may take are another.

After all, that is the emperor's life, and his life and death are not a joke. It's easy to say that it's cured, but if it's not cured, you're jointly and severally responsible.

Because of the worries of the world's famous doctors, the emperor's condition deteriorated day by day, but no doctor dared to stand up for consultation.

At this time, "Zhao Killing Chicken", who had killed chickens all his life, suddenly stood up, and he volunteered to tell the officials, tell the queen, and tell the world that the emperor's strange disease can only be cured by him, and he is the only one who has a panacea for treating the emperor's illness!

So, he was urgently summoned into the palace by the queen and ministers.

In the court, this Zhao Jiji took out an apricot-yellow, half-jade, half-wax "pill" from his arms without hurry.

Then, he shook the pill and said to the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty: "Only the medicine in his hand can save the life of the saint!" ”

Regarding the origin of that medicinal material, Zhao Killing Chicken also gave a simple explanation.

Zhao Killer told the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu that this pill was the "Soul Rejuvenation Pill" that his ancestor got by chance from an immortal by chance, it can bring the dead back to life, and it can also strengthen the body, in short, it is very good to eat, and it is guaranteed to bring the emperor back to his soul, and he can still live and live, ten years younger.

Zhao killed the chicken, and immediately divided the court into two factions.

One faction of officials belongs to the kind of people who are sick and go to the doctor, thinking that now that the emperor only has half a breath left, he has to try any way, maybe he can save him.

Another group of officials believes that Zhao is purely messing around! And the emperor used to eat a lot of pills, the name of the wheel, all of them were mysterious, what "Great Returning Pill", "Eternal Life Pill", "Death Pill", "Bliss Pill", etc., one is better than a cow, and the Taoist priests who make alchemy also say that they are immortals, half-immortals, and the most important is the body of an earth immortal, and now they still can't cure the disease? Those things can't cure the disease, and now I have to take a medicine that kills the chicken and the cook, which can only be a bald joke.

So, the two sides began a discussion about whether the emperor should take this medicine or not.

But the result of the discussion was...... Dead horses should be live horse doctors!

After all, now that the emperor has only half a breath left, if he continues to discuss, it is not a question of whether to take medicine or not, but whether to take tribute.

Soon, the old emperor was pinched by his ministers and poured down the somewhat hard yellow elixir.

After the emperor took the medicine, that night, it really worked, but what he saw was not the curative effect, but the ineffect!

It was rumored by Gu Neichen that when the emperor ate the yellow soul revival pill of Zhao Killing Chicken, he immediately began to vomit up and down, and after vomiting and diarrhea, he actually began to vomit blood again. vomited two liters of turbid blood, and then ...... He rolled his eyes and fainted.

The emperor fainted, and the officials panicked, and hurriedly went to touch their noses, and then found ...... The emperor is out of gas!

Now, things are getting bigger.

Zhao Killing Chicken was originally a cook, and his offering of medicine was a matter of Yue Zhi. Forget about the system, and kill the emperor. It's an unforgivable sin!

Under the anger of the ministers, Zhao Killer was thrown into prison, and on the same day, he was sentenced to the crime of killing the king, or he was executed, just waiting for tomorrow morning, and the emperor was buried.

But at three o'clock in the afternoon of the second day, when the knife was about to begin, things suddenly took a turn for the better.

Before the knife was beheaded, the emperor's ministers suddenly rushed into the court, rescued Zhao Jiji, and announced an exciting good news.

He told his ministers that the emperor ...... Suddenly reinstated.

After that, the resurrected emperor praised Zhao for killing chicken, used him as a special imperial chef, and also gave him an official title, and the Zhao family slowly embarked on the business of the family's cooks, and gradually prospered......

...... When I heard this, Hyun Hongye asked me a little unconvinced, "It's really fake!" Is there really an elixir in this world that brings the dead back to life? ”

I smiled slightly, immediately shook my head, and said, "Not at all." The emperor was able to come back to life purely because Zhao killed the chicken! ”

Subsequently, I told them the "truth" of the other side of this matter that the old squad leader said.

I told them that Zhao Killing Chicken didn't have any ancestral pills at all, and the things he used to treat the emperor's illness were purely medicinal materials called "Chicken Spirit Treasure"!

"Chicken Spirit Treasure?" Momiji and Ah Si were stunned and said at the same time.

I nodded and told them that after living for a long time, creatures absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and occasionally produce a semi-jade "stone", which is different from ordinary stone substances, it is similar to the existence of pearls, and has some spiritual and medicinal value. And the formation conditions are also very harsh.

This kind of thing, formed in people, is called "relics", and formed in oxen, it is called bezoar. Formed on the body of pigs and horses, it is called pig treasure, horse treasure. And formed on the chicken, it is called the chicken spirit treasure!

After Momiji heard my words, he suddenly realized, "In other words...... The elixir that Zhao killed the chicken to the emperor was actually the 'chicken spirit treasure' that he accidentally discovered in the days of killing chickens for more than ten years. ”

I nodded and told them that this is the blessing of fools! After Zhao Killing Chicken got the Chicken Spirit Treasure, he knew that this thing had the effect of "pulling out life and detoxifying", so he used this thing to gamble on his future. didn't expect him to hit him crookedly.

Since then, Zhao Killer has made a fortune, specializing in cooking for the emperor, and in his later years, he returned to his hometown in Lunan in fine clothes. And bought a house and land under this stone mangu, and built a three-storey "Zhao Family Building" with a lot of money, so that the whole clan settled down, and from generation to generation.

"So? The people in this Zhaojialou Village are all surnamed Zhaobei? Ah Si asked me.

But I shook my head and said: "No, I heard the old squad leader say that in the current Zhao family building, only one of them is surnamed Zhao, and the Zhao family has long been very lonely, far from the scenery of their ancestors." ”

And all this started with the disappearance of the landmark building of "Zhaojia Ancient Building".