Chapter 434: Single Woman
At that time, it was the first half of 2007, and I really didn't sell this kind of doll spirit much in the future, and it didn't spread in Thailand. But now, six or seven years later, I suddenly found that many people in China and Thailand have gradually begun to accept this kind of simulated Kuman doll. This is something I didn't expect. Of course, more people who are interested in Thai culture still like the clay Kuman sculpture and think that it is the authentic Kuman Thong.
In the afternoon of the same day, I saw the picture that Ms. Hao sent me on QQ, which was a photo of her and the female doll Ling. I told her that you can prepare a few more sets of clothes and change them from time to time, and that girls are not like boys, girls like beautiful clothes and accessories, in short, you just think of it as a real baby girl.
Ms. Hao replied: "Boss Tian, I am still single, I have no children, and I have never even been pregnant. Where do you know the preferences and psychology of the little ones? You seem to be already a father, you can teach me experience. I replied with a smile that I was also single, but I sold too many Buddha Guman offerings, and I knew more about the way of worship. I asked her to offer snacks, drinks, candy, and toys that the girls liked, in addition to a few sets of girls' clothes. Boys generally offer things like toy cars, guns, and swords, while girls offer hairpins, headdresses, bells, and beautiful ornaments. If you really don't understand, you can also ask a colleague or friend who has a girl.
"I don't dare to ask this, otherwise they will definitely guess, you know that women are very gossipy." Ms. Hao said.
I went out at home with a few old classmates to sing, I came home very late, and it was already more than two o'clock in the morning after taking a shower, and I was just about to go to bed and received a QQ message. It was sent by Ms. Hao: "Boss Tian, you have already slept, what I want to tell you is that I am dreaming." ”
I want to laugh, who hasn't dreamed. I replied and asked what I had dreamed about. Ms. Hao was surprised: "I'm sorry to wake you up." "I said I hadn't slept yet, and she asked if it was QQ communication or phone convenience, and I was so sleepy that my eyelids were heavy, so I said it was still a phone call.
Ms. Hao called and said, "I just woke up, and I just dreamed that a little girl, who is one or two years old, sat on the edge of my bed and said hello to my mother. After that, the two of us lived together, and it looked very cute. ”
I said, "Yes, that's the communication between you and the doll spirit, you start offering with a heart spell, and it recognizes you, which is a good thing." ”
Ms. Hao seems to have something to say: "But ......"
"But what?" I asked. Ms. Hao said that she is unmarried and single, and now she suddenly has a baby girl at home, and it is too unaccustomed to calling herself mother like this. Although others don't know, I myself will feel how awkward it is to suddenly become a single mother.
This reminds me of Ms. Meng, the "black widow" who bought Kuman Thong in my hands before, she is also a single leftover girl like Ms. Hao, and she has to worship Kuman Thong, but after she got it, she was very disgusted with having a child next to her, and what happened in the end. I smiled wryly and said, "Then you can only get used to it slowly, everything has a process of adaptation, and the same is true for worshipping the doll spirit." "I thought to myself, don't be Ms. Meng's second, it would be too annoying.
A few days later, Ms. Meng sent me a QQ message, saying that this baby girl doll spirit asked for a lot, and last night she dreamed that the baby girl was sitting on the edge of the bed, and said with an unhappy face Why only let me wear the same set of clothes, it has been several days, and she didn't change it for me. I said, "Didn't you tell you you had to buy more sets for it?" You just remember what I said, whether it is Kuman Thong or this kind of doll spirit, in addition to not being able to move, eat and drink, you should treat it as a real baby, this is the correct way to worship. ”
Ms. Hao said, "Well, well, I'll go to the nearby clothing market to buy it." ”
I said, "You'd better take it with you, for example, if you're going to buy clothes for a child, wouldn't that child be happier if you could go with him and buy it in front of him?" And it's good to try on. ”
"No, no, no, don't others treat me as a mental patient?" Ms. Hao hurriedly refused. I told her that you could say that this was a gift for a niece or some little girl, and that she wanted to prepare a few more sets of clothes so that the child could change the doll himself. In desperation, Ms. Hao had no choice but to agree, but her language had already revealed an unconcealed disgust.
In the evening, Ms. Hao sent me a few photos, it was two beautiful baby girl dresses, I praised her for her good eye, Ms. Hao said that this time the head office is okay, although the owner did not suspect anything, but she felt that everyone knew that this was a Thai doll. I said that this is a psychological effect on you, just get used to it.
The next morning, I received a call from Ms. Hao: "Boss Tian, can I return the goods?" "As soon as I heard this, I was so annoyed that I was really afraid of what would come, and asked why I wanted to return it. Ms. Hao said that last night she was lying in bed reading a book, and she was about to fall asleep in a daze, and she didn't know whether she was dreaming or waking up, when she suddenly heard someone calling her mother softly, and the voice was very small, like a kitten. At first, she thought it was next door, but she didn't care. But the voice said, "Mom, thank you for the clothes you bought me." You went to bed so early tonight and haven't showered yet.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Look, this girl cares about you." ”
Ms. Hao cried and mourned: "I'm really not used to it, I thought that the baby spirit and the owner of the communication is a psychological effect, at most in a dream." But now I can actually hear it, if a colleague or friend comes to my house, can I hear it? Then I'm finished, they'll think I'm pregnant out of wedlock! ”
"Not really," I reassured, "that the communication between Thai offerings and offerings is inaudible to outsiders." ”
Ms. Hao breathed a sigh of relief: "That...... Then I have this little baby talking to me all day long, how can I sleep? "I said that you should have a talking pet at home, and besides, the purpose of your worship is not to communicate, then just buy a dog, it is a baby spirit, and it can bless you.
"Okay, then I'll try again to see if I can get used to it." Ms. Hao was helpless. Fence maniac craftsman rowing.
This kind of customer has often encountered before, please Guman before are very eager, to get to the hand also feel unaccustomed, some people say that bad luck, family discord, have to ask Guman to transfer, every day urge me to ship. Later, he was very angry, saying that there were always children talking to the house like haunts, and he had to return it. I have been in the amulet business for more than two years, and I have done countless things to wipe my buttocks, but I also ignore such unreasonable requests.
I have lived in Shenyang for more than half a month, and I often go to Ms. Hao's QQ space to watch her talk and log updates. In addition to promoting the crab business, there is also her usual mood. Maybe it's because she's been single for too long, Ms. Hao often makes some words with only two or three sentences, and sometimes she doesn't have a head or a brain, and she probably doesn't intend to be understood, but talks to herself. But there are a few sentences, and I can probably guess that it is dissatisfaction with this doll spirit.
She posted sayings: "If I knew there was such a thing, I wouldn't have ......" or: "How can I compare with pets!" Again: "Can't get used to it!" Can you not talk to me? Sometimes, a certain message will have her friends reply and ask what is wrong, but Ms. Hao said that it was nothing, just complained, and did not tell them about the Thai doll spirit, which seems to be a joke.
One day at noon, Ms. Hao asked me on QQ: "The things offered to the doll spirit deteriorate very quickly, and there will be fewer cokes and drinks, why?" ”
I said, "That's because it's eaten and drunk, it's a normal person." You're its mother, and of course he's going to eat you and drink yours. Ms. Hao said that she was not used to it again, and always felt that the house was haunted, so I could only persuade her to get used to it.
On this day, I went to the store to exchange beer, and when I saw Uncle Qian sitting watching TV, I asked him if he was still speculating in stocks. Uncle Qian waved his hand: "It's long time since I didn't speculate, China's stocks are purely a money cheating machine, I can see through it!" "I laughed and said, it looks like I'll be able to wear green shoes into your house in the future.
was chatting with Uncle Qian, and suddenly received a QQ message from Ms. Hao, which was a picture, which seemed to be an order, and you could see the words "Taihu Lake June Yellow Crab", "Two Thousand Kilograms", "All Payment Has Been Paid", and there was an amount below, about more than 100,000 yuan.