Chapter 107: The Legendary Beauties
Lei Luo fainted: "The title I am a pervert was given to me by you, and I didn't say it myself, what do you think you think, what can I do!" β
"But the vicissitudes"
"The previous memory is gone, even if there is an estimate, it is not a good memory, it is better to forget it!" Lei Luo shook his hand and said, not caring at all.
"Then I'll tell you about this Katyusha Xeldo!" Sherlock paused and began to tell: "As we all know, there can't be only one school flower in a school, and generally the four or ten beauties will be selected"
"Wait, the military school has this thing too?" Relo couldn't help but interrupt Sherlock's words.
Sherlock rolled his eyes: "You also have to see what kind of military school it is, there are 200,000 students in this school, so many people, how can no one evaluate a goddess-level character, otherwise how can the Canglan you liked before be rated as an iceberg beauty!" β
"Oh, yes, but my taste was too bad before, I think the iceberg beauty is used as an air conditioner, you can put her next to you to cool down when it's too hot!" Lei Luo was poor again.
Sherlock didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued: "Among the four beauties, the iceberg beauty Canglan, the gentle Katyusha, and the beautiful tutor Wu Xingyun (the author is a fan of Lin Qingxia Tianshan Tong's grandmother, steal it again!) ), as well as the beautiful professor water ripples. β
"Oh." Lei Luo just sighed, and there was no sound, as if he didn't have any interest.
Sherlock couldn't help but wonder about his sexuality: "Hey, you don't even like girls after amnesia, do you?" β
Lei Luo smiled: "How is it possible, I'm normal, don't you think I like you a girl?" After he finished speaking, he faintly remembered Jessica in his heart, and for some reason he was always a little distressed, thinking that he was tossing a club now, as if his original ideal was too far away!
Am I better off making the club bigger? Lei Luo thought again.
"Then why aren't you excited at all?" Sherlock said: "These four beauties are four temperaments: mature character, gentle and dignified, kind and soft, and iceberg high and cold. These are all temperamental beauties who kill both men and women, and this list is also made by you boys. β
"Oh." Lei Luo replied without being salty.
Is this man wood? Sherlock once again had the feeling of playing the harp to the cow: "Do you still need me to continue?" β
Lei Luo said: "Where did I see this list, why didn't I find it?" β
Sherlock said disdainfully: "It's in the forum on the school intranet, but it's in the column of water army gossip, and you don't think you're interested in it." β
Lei Luo wasn't very interested, at least he wasn't interested in such gossip comments. As for why he is not interested, it is really because there are too many beauty pageant lists like the Celestial Empire, not to mention that the girls in his school also have N school flowers, and there are also beauty rankings in the national army of online novels, and you can't help but feel bored after reading too much.
If you want to say that he has also seen the school flower of his own school, except for the one who likes him, the rest of the people, most of them have signed contracts with that kind of brokerage company, and they have been hyped as school flowers. I was in the student association, and he didn't see how beautiful he was, and his image and temperament were at most a beauty, and he had nothing to do with the so-called "goddess-level school flower".
If the Celestial Empire gradually degenerates into an era of pompousness, everything will be deceived and hyped up purely by bad hype, which is very disgusting. After a long time, Lei Luo even saw that there was a XX school flower photo album on the Internet, and the pure and beautiful search nouns of XXX school flowers were directly killed, annoying, Nima is a deceptive thing.
So for what Sherlock talked about the four goddess-level school flowers, Lei Luo was automatically marked as the legendary four beauties of the ancient Celestial Empire, anyway, no matter how you blow it, they won't belong to you! Since they don't belong to you, why do you put so much effort into it? Isn't it a pain in idle eggs?
The so-called where there is a school flower, where there is not a lot, even if Lei Luo is now a gentleman, but he doesn't want to bury his free life because of a beautiful woman. Boys, don't they all think like this, if you have the goddess in my heart, I hope you die sooner than me! There are more people who envy, envy and hate behind them.
Besides, it's called a goddess, can you still hold on to others? If you don't have a few brushes, it's better not to provoke the goddess. Although the spirit of YY is in my heart, in reality I love life more! Isn't the former Lei Luo a typical example, how miserable is the mix? No one sympathizes with me when I was flattened by a beautiful woman, and I pointed my nose and scolded you for being a perverted pervert!
Why should life be so hard, if it's not your own, don't blindly participate. Besides, my brother is also a master of the people, although my Jessica's appearance is not as good as these beauties, but she is just the first choice of my wife, put it by her side and feel at ease.
In other words, don't you see a man who is not worried when he sees his wife walking outside as beautiful as a flower? Men, women who are too beautiful will also make them insecure. After all, your competitors abound, and women don't know that they are restless. Like Zhang Moumou of the Celestial Empire, isn't that also comparable to the existence of a goddess, she has a boyfriend, and she still plays ambiguously with others for a day, can a man stand it?
So the school flower or something, don't take it seriously, and if you take it seriously, you'll be stupid!
Lei Luo's consciousness is high, so Sherlock can't understand it. You must know that college students are even college students in military schools, they will sometimes be idle and sick, and they will look very naΓ―ve, and they will evaluate a beauty list or something, which is the hobby of the wolves. But you let a person like Lei Luo come to see: what's the use of you judging it, the more famous the beauty, the farther away from you?
Dude, be smart enough to kidnap a beautiful woman home and hide it, protect it well, and don't come out to show affection. Isn't there a saying that is wise: Show affection, die quickly! You have contributed your wife to the world, and naturally your competitors have caught a lot of them!
So Lei Luo's answer to Sherlock is extremely classic: "What's the use of being beautiful, it's not yours!" β
Sherlock was stunned, how can I say that Lei Luo is also a noble child, he has been adjusted/taught by various court etiquette since he was a child, it stands to reason that he should be extremely gentlemanly, why do I think he sometimes feels like an upstart and a bandit, and he has no demeanor at all.
Sometimes when the nouveau riche shows his identity as a local tyrant, it is actually more of an instinctive pragmatism, if there is, there is none, there is no, it is better than the kind of person who has no money and pretends to be a local tyrant, right? It's just that the nouveau riche have some inferior roots is really annoying, but Lei Luo shouldn't be such a person, he is just more pragmatic, but he doesn't show that he is a local tyrant everywhere.
Although he made a lot of nonsense in the cafeteria that time, he didn't bully anyone at every turn after that, right?
So Sherlock couldn't refute it when he heard it, but he was secretly glad that Lei Luo at least knew what belonged to him and what didn't.
She said, "Then do you still want to listen to this gossip?" β
Lei Luo smiled: "What, I heard that if you say a few more words to the goddess, you will become the public enemy of the whole school if you stay for two more minutes, I have already seen two of the four beauties, and I haven't seen the other two, so I better go into the forum to recognize my face, so as not to offend a group of people in the future." β
Sherlock nodded, Lei Luo's reaction today was because he didn't know anything, and Katyusha's personality was easy-going and didn't care, but what if it was another goddess? Who knows if it will throw dirty water on Lei Luo and frame him for the enemy?
After all, the scene of Lei Luo being knocked to the ground by the iceberg goddess Canglan a year ago, and then picking up his collar and throwing it to the trash can like a garbage is really hurting. Canglan is an extremely cold person, and sometimes he leaves no room for doing things.
Sherlock saw that Lei Luo had entered the virtual world wearing an eye patch, and slapped his head suddenly: Oh my God, how did I forget such an important thing, there are not only beauty rankings in the forum, but also rankings of influential people, and more importantly, various negative character rankings!
If I'm not mistaken, Lei Luo seems to have appeared on one or two lists. Top 10 scumbag rankings and top 10 perverted rankings! If there is any difference between the top ten scumbags and the top ten perverts, then the biggest difference is that the scumbag list is all male, while the perverted list, there are men and women, not to mention that there are not men and women.
Alas, if Lei Luo knew that he was on those two lists, he didn't know what his mood would be.
In fact, Lei Luo really saw these two lists, and he also watched them, and then he saw that he was seventh on the scumbag list, and he was ninth on the pervert list.
Fortunately, they weren't in the top three, and Lei Luo shrugged his shoulders and passed. Anyway, the nature of human gossip dictates that even aliens have such an inferior nature. Looking at those evaluations of the former Lei Luo, in fact, Lei Luo himself was a little aggrieved for him. In fact, the extreme things that Lei Luo did before were only aimed at iceberg beauties.
But things were made big, and then people's gossip became all kinds of exaggerated versions, and then Lei Luo's things were distorted, exaggerated, and made a joke by people, and then he became famous! In the end, he became a scumbag, and a pervert!
Whatever, you don't need to maintain your reputation if it stinks, and you will be beeped for anything you do if your reputation is too good. There is a way that the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and this is the truth, if you are too kind, you will only be bullied, but you are more fierce than those who hack you, and people will become more peaceful.
Black people are not as good as self-blackening, and boring people can't fart anymore!
It's been more than half a month since I've been here, and Lei Luo is used to being pointed at by others, so although he was a little entangled on the list, he didn't react much. The most important thing is that most of the people on the list here have done something big that shocked the campus, and Lei Luo is now in peace, and it is estimated that people will be forgotten in the corner next year.
Life is beautiful, but life is not a novel, and there will be no author to decide anything, so Lei Luo's ideas are also beautiful, but reality always likes to break the good.