Chapter 264: Wake up

Tao Bo threw the chicken out of the door, and the chicken was pumping out outside the door, and Long Mo didn't know what was going on, but he always felt that this must not be a good thing.

Tao Bo hurriedly picked up the peach wood sword, shouted in his mouth, and said to Long Mo: "Boy, protect the lamp, sure enough, someone is interfering." ”

He was originally wearing ordinary clothes, and did not put on a Taoist robe, but now there is such a change, he hurriedly put on the Taoist robe, put on the hat, and became a generation of grandmasters in an instant, I don't know when he was still holding a gossip mirror in his hand, and looked outside the door, and a bunch of figures appeared in the places where the mirror reflected.

"Good ghosts don't get in the way, don't block the way back for others, don't blame my subordinates for being merciless if you don't get out of the way!"

The figures outside the door are all ghosts blocking Nan Zhengji's return, occupying the soul attraction road, Nan Zhengji can't come back, and the soybean lamp protected by Long Mo is shaky, bright and dark, as if it may be extinguished at any time.

After Tao Bo said this, he saw that the ghost outside the door did not move, did not get out of the way, grabbed a handful of rune paper from his pocket and wiped it on the peach wood sword, the rune paper stuck to the peach wood sword without any paste, he jumped out of the door, the peach wood sword waved, the wind outside the door was fierce, and the soybean lamp was almost blown out.

"Boy, put a seven-star lamp to borrow his life."

It was not the first time that Long Mo had arrived at Tao Bo's house, he knew where Tao Bo's tools were, and immediately found out seven copper lamps, and there was still oil in the downlights.

"Don't swing the lantern of the seven stars like this, the mouth of the seven stars surrounds him, and the direction is the same as that of the seven stars at this hour."

But Long Mo didn't know what the shape of the current seven stars was, and where the direction was, he could only put one with his memory, Tao Bo glanced at the door and said, "The direction is wrong, move a little north." ”

Long Mo hurriedly moved all the positions of the Seven Star Lamps to the north a little bit, and Tao Bo looked at the position about the right, "Put the oil lamp on the coffin on the top of his head, on the rice on the table, pay attention, don't move the position, the lamp must be above his Baihui acupoint."

Long Mo did everything according to Tao Bo's words, and after doing this, he didn't know whether to do it, so he had to wait for Tao Bo's orders.

Tao Bo is now catching ghosts outside the door, and he doesn't have time to look inside the house, a strong wind blows in, and the soybean lamp on the rice is almost blown out.

He protected the soybean lamp from going out, while looking out of the door, only to see Tao Bo jumping around in the night, gradually, he found that there was a big fog outside the house, it is normal to fog here, here is close to the river, the river and the outside temperature difference will be foggy, but the fog at this time does not look normal at all.

These fogs poured into the room one by one, like skulls used one by one, carrying a large amount of yin qi.

Tao Bo said: "Boy, don't let the fog in, close the door!" ”

Long Mo hurriedly went to close the door, and when he ran to the door, he glanced back at the soybean lamp, the lamp was blown crookedly, as if it would be blown out as long as he was careful.

He hurriedly ran back, protected the lamp with his hand, and the soybean lamp gradually became normal again, Tao Bo seemed to know that Long Mo was lacking in skills, and said loudly: "Boy, call his name, he will find it when he hears it, as long as he sees the soul attraction road." ”

Long Mo protected the soybean lamp and shouted loudly: "Uncle Nan, Uncle Nan!" ”

He shouted one by one, Tao Bo ran in from outside, stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of yellow rice and sprinkled it, and the seven-star lamps that had been placed lit up one after another, illuminating the whole room golden, and Nan Zhengji's face became much better under the illumination of the light.

Taobo peachwood sword picked, took the bell on the table of the Eight Immortals in his hand and shook it quickly, and said in his mouth: "The one who has lost his soul, he is invited to return, heaven and earth are not waiting, and the good day is open ......" The bell was mixed with Long Mo's shout, and the words of the people outside were very terrifying, and the timid ones would be scared to cry.

Tao Bo pinched his fingers and counted the hour, the hour was about to come, but Nan Zhengji still had no sign of returning, the reason why he didn't have time to make trouble with Long Mo was because he knew that Nan Zhengji's affairs couldn't be delayed, once the ugly time was over, Nan Zhengji would really die, and even if his soul was recruited back, it would be useless.

Just when Tao Bo was anxious, the seven-star lantern slowly moved and turned into a circle that surrounded Nan Zhengji in the middle, leaving only a hole in the soul attraction road.

"Boy, shout loudly, he hears it, as long as he sets foot on the soul path, he will come back to life."

Long Mo doubled his voice, and the entire small fishing village could hear Long Mo's cry, and finally, the rooster drawn out of the door suddenly stood up, and raised his head to the sky with a long cry, the voice was loud and bright, at this time, it was just the time of ugliness.

The bell in Taobo's hand stopped shaking, and the soybean lamp placed on the rice suddenly lit twice, as if someone had raised the wick, echoing the seven-star lamp.

Tao Bo pointed out the door with a peachwood sword, "Get out of the way, the ugly time has come, you won't go back to the underworld and wait for the Yaksha to come and clean you up?" ”

The fog outside the door was blown away by the whirring wind, and the rice that had been sprinkled on the ground was pecked up by the rooster outside the door one by one, and it kept pecking the rice on the ground clean, and walked to Nan Zhengji's body, looking up and a rooster crow, "Giggle~"

After this call, it flapped its wings, and as if it had completed its mission, it swaggered out.

Tao Bo smiled at the corner of his mouth, knowing that this matter was done, he thanked Tao Bo in his heart, looked at Nan Zhengji under the table, and was about to take Nan Zhengji out, when he found that Nan Zhengji's belly was slowly expanding, and in less than ten breaths, his belly was as big as a pregnant woman who was six or seven months pregnant.

"Tao Tao Taobo, you, look at this, what is the situation, why is his belly so big, is he going to have a baby?"

Tao Boyi lowered his head and scolded: "Born to your mother's head, he is in a situation, the corpse qi gathered in the abdomen, pulling him out." ”

Long Mo pulled Nan Zhengji out from under the table and lay flat on the ground, his stomach already bulging high, as if a cauldron had been placed on his stomach.

Tao Bo pulled Nan Zhengji's clothes away, watched the huge belly turn cyan, his fingers quickly on Nan Zhengji's dantian, his hand quickly swam to his throat a little throat, and finally his hand pressed his chest, stroked it hard and quickly left, ran out of the door, Long Mo thought that something had happened, and did not dare to leave Nan Zhengji half a step.

Just heard a pop, the boundless stench hit, and the seven-star lamps were extinguished, Long Mo's eyes were smoked by this stinky smell, "Nima, it's so stinky and sad, the lights are all stinking, Taobo, come here, I promise to kill you, why don't you let me run?" Long Mo didn't know why Tao Bo ran out after smelling this stench, which made him want to cry without tears.

The sound of popping continued, and the stench in the room became thicker and more sour, Long Mo couldn't help it and ran out, but saw Tao Bo sitting on the damp ground and pondering.

"Uncle Tao, you, you're too inauthentic, you know that he can fart, why don't you call me when you run out, you are a pit teammate, don't you make it?"

"Boy, do you want to learn Taoism?"

Tao Bo's words made Long Mo speechless, he obviously said another thing, but what Tao Bo said in his mouth was another thing, and suddenly asked himself if he wanted to learn Taoism, hasn't Tao Bo found a successor yet?

"I want to learn, but I feel like this thing has escaped the mysteries, I can't understand it at all, and if I want to learn, I don't know how much time it will take to get started."

Tao Bo said: "As long as you want to learn, time is not a problem, today's young people don't believe in any ghosts in this world at all, they only believe in science, and I, which is just a superstitious thing, has not learned at all, is my Maoshan technique going to be lost here?" ”

Long Mo thought for a while, "That's right, if you learn a little Maoshan technique, you will be able to have the power of self-protection when robbing the tomb, and there is a person who is more powerful in Maoshan technique among the opponents, maybe you will be able to compete with them when the time comes, besides, what happened to Nan Zhengji's family this time." ”

"I want to learn, but I don't have time!"

Tao Bo said: "Time is not a problem, everything is regular, if you find the law, you can learn quickly, and the changes in nature are the changes in the Tao." ”

The two were talking outside, and they heard a loud scolding in the house: "Damn, who fell into Maoken, it stinks, suffocates Lao Tzu, fatty, is your mother ****, it stinks so much." ”

The fat man said that he was very innocent, who the hell did I provoke, why do I keep sneezing?

Long Mo and Tao Bo took a breath outside and ran into the house, only to see Nan Zhengji lying on the ground, her stomach was much smaller, and her face was much better, thinking that she was clouded by her own fart, and she didn't know what she was doing, where she was, and what was going on.

"Uncle Nan, are you finally awake?"

Nan Zhengji was ignorant, he didn't know anything, and when he saw Long Mo coming in and wanted to pull for a long time, he said: "Boy, who the hell is **** or has you fallen into the pit?" It stinks so much, come and come, help me out, I can't stand it, it's just a stinky heartbreak without a trace, it's all the smell of. ”

Long Mo almost didn't laugh, this was obviously his own business, how could it be involved in the fat man? Only he knows what this tastes like.

Nan Zhengji walked out of the house with the help of Long Mo, took a deep breath and said, "Damn, I'm suffocating Lao Tzu." Poof, it was another fart, and the smell came into Nan Zhengji's nose, and Long Mo hurriedly stayed away.

He kept farting a lot, and he realized that the smell was not caused by others, but by himself.

Tao Bo said: "Because of the loss of your soul, you have been asleep for two days, and a large amount of corpse qi has been deposited in your body, which is a process of discharging corpse qi, as long as all the corpse qi is discharged, you will have nothing to do." ”

Long Mo told Nan Zhengji about the incident in Macheng, and he only knew what happened later, "You mean something happened in my family, why didn't I know?" What the hell happened to my house, I'm going back. ”

"Uncle Nan, don't worry, I believe that the fat man will come with the news soon, it's broken, my phone is still with someone else."